Qi Yao Inn

Boss Peng made a promise. From this day on, the "South China Sea Special Investigation Team" was formally established. The three tribes gathered together. The Suzaku Clan, who were finishing the work, devoted themselves to this incident one after another, with a clear division of labor and precise strikes. They conducted a series of investigations and evidence collection, and laid a net to land on this interest chain related to the "merman". The illegal transactions under the law were severely dug out, as if digging out an old cancer.

"...A total of 55 people involved in the case were arrested, 4 illegal breeding and slaughterhouses were destroyed, 1 store selling merman meat was rescued, 7 surviving mermen were rescued, and 3 corpses were properly disposed of. The amount involved was more than [-] million yuan."

Peng Yu sat at the desk to write a report, twirled the pen around his fingertips, and said to himself: "A mermaid sells for 200 yuan, but the income it brings is easily [-] million yuan. The fees they bring are sure to make a profit.”

Li Yize passed by him: "Do you have another idea?"

"...Just kidding, how could I dare," Peng Yu took a sip of tea from his teacup, "If I have an idea, I'd be stealing myself, I'm not that bad."

It has been almost a week since they returned to Xianzhou from the South China Sea—they spent two months in the South China Sea before uprooting this poisonous ivy. The number of people they investigated was no less than a few hundred. Among the suspects finally identified, the slightest Fifteen days of fine and detention, or hundreds of years in prison, the South China Sea Prison and Nether Hell combined gift packages, and several copies were given out.

There is no death penalty in the demon world, so the sentence can only be increased all the time. Nearly two-thirds of the more than 50 people were sent to the South China Sea Prison to "experience life". Pull up a banner that reads "Welcome to the Great Prison of the South China Sea".

When a group of prisoners were taken to serve their sentence, they all showed shit-eating expressions when they saw the banners, not to mention how "magnificent" the scene was.

Peng Yu leaned back in his chair and stretched his waist: "The [-]-word report is trying to kill me. I haven't written so many words in two years. They know how to make such falsehoods." Brainy stuff, after stating the facts, it’s over, if you have to drag it down to [-] words, what else can you write besides bragging?”

Li Yize glanced at him: "You don't need to write, I haven't seen you write before."

Peng Yu turned around on the chair and grabbed the back of the chair with the pen between his fingers: "I still have to write. In the past, the peace ambassador was a vain job. If I didn't write, I would stop writing. Now that the position is confirmed, it is the first time for me to take this status." If you have such a good opportunity to do business, of course you must establish your prestige in time."

Li Yize sat on the sofa, lowered his eyes and continued to read: "Then you grind it slowly, it's only [-] words, and you can always make up enough."

Peng Yu winked at him: "Why don't you write it for me? After all, you have been the Dragon King for 2000 years. You are good at writing summaries, right?"

"I'm sorry," Li Yize said indifferently, "Our dragon never plays this game, so I don't know what the conclusion is."

Seeing that he was desperate to save him, Peng Yu immediately resorted to cruel tactics: "Don't do this, my wrist hurts, do you really have the heart to let me persist with the injury?"

Li Yize's face was full of weirdness: "You were just bitten, and you didn't hurt your muscles and bones. You have the nerve to bring it up again and again for such a small injury? Then if you cut your appendix someday, will you have to take a year off with pay? ?”

Peng Yu was immediately disappointed, muttered "really ruthless" in a low voice, and thought hard for a long time, but there was still only that paragraph on the paper.

He was at his wit's end when he suddenly heard voices in the living room. He had a flash of inspiration and rushed out of the study with a pen and paper: "Qianyue, Qianyue? You college students must often write summaries. How about doing me a favor?"

Qian Yue was chatting with Jiu Yuan in front of the counter, when he heard this he raised his head in surprise: "Boss, I have graduated for a year..."

Peng Yu didn't care about that at all, and put the things in front of her: "Jiuyuan will help me too, I believe in the professional ability of both of you, and I will give you bonuses if you write well-you can also give me the electronic version. Transcribe it yourself."

There is nothing more attractive than the word "money". The two looked at each other and said in unison: "No problem, leave it to us."

At this time Xu Bing popped up from the side: "What bonus? What kind of report to write? Boss, why don't you ask me, my master often asks me to write reports, which is definitely the standard template in the fairy world!"

"Go, go, go," Peng Yu waved at him, "You want to meddle in everything, I asked you to take your sister to buy clothes, have you gone?"

The "sister" he was referring to was the little mermaid they brought back from the South China Sea—because the little girl was determined not to go back to the mirage, and there was no relative around to take care of her, Peng Yu thought about it, and took her back to him to take care of her , it turned out that on the first day this girl came to the inn, she hadn't adapted to the new environment yet, so she first fell in love with Xu Bing, a silly monster collector, and called him "brother" ten times an hour, sticking to him like a tail, and the other party She follows wherever she goes.

Xu Bing had no choice but to accept her as his younger sister and named her "Xu Jiao".

Yes, you read that right, it is the "dumpling" of "dumpling".

Peng Yu directly called him sick, how could he name a girl by this name, who would have thought that Xu Bing would plausibly say that "Xu Jiao" is too vulgar, "Xu Jiao" is too flattering, and he himself is a worthless "cake" , my sister should be a stuffed one, called "dumplings" just right.

So all the other people in the inn looked at him with mentally retarded eyes for three days.

Xu Bing's naming level is probably as good as the true biography of Immortal Dou Daxian. Li Yize looked at the "A, B, B, B, D" and suddenly felt that Peng's "Colorful Bean Stewed Vegetables" was not so unbearable to look directly at.

May has already started to heat up in Xianzhou. Peng Yu took a 1000 yuan "reward" to make a [-]-word summary, and secretly sent someone to observe Nanming. When the two major cases were completely overturned, he returned to nothing. The state of being able to do it, flirting with cats and birds in the inn all day long, not doing business.

He Bang, who played a vital role in the arrest of the South China Sea, was also taken back to the inn by him. Since he provided a lot of valuable information, his merits and demerits were balanced, and he was not punished for Haishi's affairs at all, but Haishi also Therefore, it disappeared without a trace, and there is only a mirage that only appears once a year on the South China Sea.

After He Bang swallowed the demon pill, it will take a while to absorb his cultivation and transform into the original form of a river clam to recuperate.Peng Yu deliberately added a big boxy fish tank to the inn, and found a friend who raises ornamental fish to set up the scene carefully, creating an "underwater pavilion", and invited all the eggs of river mussels, frogs and sharks into it, A shallow water "second floor" is specially arranged, connected by transparent glass stairs, which is convenient for amphibians such as frogs to stay in it.

After two months, the shark egg has developed into an embryo, which has changed from the size of the thumb to the size of a baby's fist. Through the transparent egg membrane, the structure inside can be clearly seen.

It's a pity that among all the eggs, only this one was fertilized, and the others turned into white bad eggs after a long time. Peng Yu had to pick them out and throw them away, and hid the only remaining egg in the water grass Here, waiting for it to grow quietly.

The two little dragons became very interested in this fish tank. They hung on it for three days and looked at it, as if they really wanted to go in and take a look. Peng Yu was afraid that they would disturb the fragile residents inside, so he had to cover the fish tank lid and warn them not to go inside. Come on.

While waiting for the eggs to hatch, he and Li Yize loved each other a lot, and the Nightmare Scroll was kept in the drawer of the bedside table, and he often stuck his head out to urge him.

These days, Li Yize is doing as usual, and he didn't mention anything about the Heavenly Tribulation. Peng Yu didn't understand what he was planning, and he was very anxious, but if the other party didn't tell him, he couldn't take the initiative to ask. The pillow, but the time the eyes fell on him was far longer than before, and I wished I could take him apart and take a good look at what was going on in my heart.

Peng Yu actually had a premonition that night. Although it was "routine" for a certain dragon to seek sex with him, he just felt that today was a bit unusual. First of all, the dragon was a little too lively without drinking, and secondly, he didn't say a word the whole time. , just staring at him intently, with the moonlight shining through the window reflected in his eyes, with a special power that captivates the soul.

The two had just finished their "battle" and came out of the bathroom. Peng Yu suddenly felt touched by him, and then he couldn't move his whole body. Suddenly, an electric current rushed through his scalp, thinking that this dragon would definitely do something bad.

As expected, Li Yize lived up to expectations, and poked him straight on the ground, with a little teasing in his eyes: "It seems that not all spells are invalid for you."

Peng Yu's tongue was stiff and he couldn't speak. He really wanted to yell at the other party for "not following the routine", but his body could only poke his body motionless, and he had to roll his eyes to express his anger.

Li Yize turned a blind eye to his silent protest, took his right hand, and unhurriedly drew the contract letter on his palm, with his eyelids slightly drooping: "There is no longer any delay, you just wait for me at home, anyway, there is no such thing as that." The book is a demon, there should be no major incidents happening in the near future, you can run your kindergarten as much as you like, or stay in the inn to be lazy."

Peng Yu's palms were itching to death, but he couldn't dodge them, his whole body trembled uncontrollably. Li Yize finished drawing the deed text slowly, and even scratched the sensitive parts of his palms with his fingernails on purpose. Harmful intentions: "We have been bonded for so many years, it may make you uncomfortable to suddenly untie it - haven't you experienced the life of a normal human for a long time, right? Once you are strong and healthy for a long time, it's time to go down to the world Germs."

If Peng Yu could speak, he would have scolded him bloody, but he could only stare at him. Li Yize seemed to think his reaction was funny, so he drew circles on his face with his fingertips, intentionally Lips rubbed against each other, Peng Yu only felt that half of his face was numb, he was a little dazed for a moment, and forgot to stare at him.

Li Yize took his right hand, separated his five fingers, and lightly touched the center of his brow with his palm. The moment the golden light disappeared, something exited the minds of the two of them, and everything seemed to be emptied. Know what face to make.

At the same time, his whole body suddenly sank—like the sinking that a swimmer feels when he goes ashore, which made him unable to stabilize his body, even in the frozen state, he still had to move backwards. Fall on your back.

Li Yize put his hand on his shoulder, stuck him between "falling" and "not falling", and kissed him on the lips: "I'm leaving, when I come back, remember to prepare a meal for me." of."

Following his words, the drawer of the bedside table opened by itself, and a book fluttered out of it. Li Yize relaxed his hand, and it turned into a white light and poured into the book.

The moment he left, Peng Yu felt that he could move, but he couldn't control the tendency to fall, and fell straight into the soft bed.

He stared at the ceiling resentfully, rubbed his molars secretly, and muttered in a low voice: "I will definitely prepare a 'good' meal for you."