Those years when I was a senior teacher

Haotian couldn't believe it, and logged into the game again, and when he entered the room, Lu Ya on the opposite side hadn't seen it, but you were disconnected from the server.He didn't believe it and tried a few times, but it was a cold disconnection reminder.Haotian was furious, he directly exited the game and ran over to Lu Ya, "I will report, Lu Ya cheated."

Lu Ya smiled slyly, "You are allowed to borrow the number, but I cannot."

Haotian blushed and tried hard, "You just hang up, how can ordinary accounts force people to go offline, and you can't go online several times in a row, and the senior brother will judge."

Qin Feng coughed dryly, and looked at Lu Ya with a strange look, "No ordinary accounts, but not VIP accounts. I want to ask the prince, how did you borrow the account of the leader?"

Tongtian's account is almost half a GM, and it is unimpeded in the game. It is easy to ban and seal the account, not to mention the skills that come with it.The account was originally created for Tongtian Yucai, but later Tongtian felt that it was not difficult to challenge, so he switched to playing the trumpet.The tuba hasn't logged in for a long time, except for him and Tongtian who know the account password, there is only one person left.

Emperor Jun.

Before Di Jun recovered his memory, he played games with Tong Tian almost all day and night.

It's not surprising that the two gaming geeks know each other's account password, but it's just that Tongtian hasn't changed the password after so long.Did Di Jun guess that Tongtian was lazy, or did he know that Tongtian was obsessed with the trumpet.

Not to mention the vulgar behavior of the domineering demon emperor stealing the account of the leader, looking back at the result of the competition between Luya and Haotian, Haotian lost.

Lu Ya's eyes flickered, "If you borrowed it, you borrowed it. If he borrowed from Zhao Gongming, I'm not allowed to borrow from the leader? Everyone depends on their ability, and they are willing to bet and admit defeat."

Haotian jumped, "I think you are stealing. Are you familiar with the leader? What kind of hero is stealing an account? If you have the ability, you have won a game with dignity."

Lu Ya is not stupid, how can he compare with Haotian, his strikes are neither light nor heavy, what if he wins and hurts Haotian?Wouldn't it be that he went to battle himself, not to mention the embarrassment of losing, being tied up is the most terrible thing.Holding the table with one hand, he jumped behind Qin Feng and rushed out the door. Seeing this, Haotian chased after him. The two rushed to the middle of the mountain. After taking a look, he smiled at Haotian, "Your Majesty, I will see you again by fate."

After finishing speaking, Lu Ya leaned back and submerged into the sea of ​​clouds, and then the sea of ​​clouds was floating with golden light, and several clear and loud sounds were heard, Haotian looked down, and a golden figure jumped out of the sea of ​​clouds and flew into the distance.

"Lu Ya!"

Qin Feng came to Haotian and comforted him, "Your Majesty, accept your fate."

The Yaozu are a bunch of bastards who don't pay back their debts.

Haotian raised his dull eyes, "Brother, I'm so stupid, really."

Believe in what wins and loses, and is willing to gamble and admit defeat.If he had been tougher, he would have ended up like this no matter if Lu Ya was taken back by March 21 or [-].

Qin Feng thought for a while, and poured Haotian a bowl of chicken soup for his soul, "One day, your unrivaled hero will come to pick you up on colorful clouds and take you away from the heaven."

Haotian Mumu nodded, obviously Qin Feng's encouragement was of no use to him, he looked up at Jiuxiao, and suddenly he was revived with blood, "Nine Heavens Xuannv will go back to the Great Wilderness, I still have a chance."

Without waiting for Qin Feng to say anything, Haotian put on the airs of a heavenly emperor, stood with his hands behind his back, and looked far away, "I want to go back to the wilderness, hum."

This battle for the throne has come to an end.The Jiejiao disciples didn't pay much attention to who won and who won, but they cared about Lu Ya's move. Everyone chatted and discussed, and felt that this scene was a little familiar.Finally, Jin Ling came to ask, "Brother, what is Master's skill?"

Qin Feng glanced at Jin Ling, "All saints are ants."

Is it weird to cut off your internet?

Jin Ling was displeased, "It's not fair, everyone was fighting well, but once the master and brother came on stage, everyone couldn't fight anymore."

Qin Feng said, "What's unfair? This world is not fair in the first place. One's birth determines one's future height. Only those with low feet who practice for thousands of years can have an Earth Immortal. Master was transformed by Pan Gu Yuanshen. Once born It's the Earth Immortal. Who can blame anyone? After playing the game for so long, have you realized the word "fairness?"

Jin Ling shrunk his head, regretted coming to Qin Feng, and faltered, "No, I know a lot of tactics, but no matter how good I am, I still lose when I meet my senior brother and master."

Bullying more and bullying less, betraying teammates is ruthless and ruthless, but no matter how good the style of play is, once the senior brother's Zhu Xian sword formation is out, the group is basically wiped out, and the master is even more terrible, and there is no need to fight. She can't understand how the senior brother set this What is the significance of the two characters.

"Games are played by people. You can find people offline. Maybe you can borrow an account like Prince Lu. There are two types of people in this world, saints and smart people. Saints rely on strength, and smart people rely on brains." Qin Feng didn't say any more , Copy your hands and go to Tongtian's residence.

The weather was fine that day, Tong Tian went outside to see the scenery on a whim, Qin Feng searched for a long time before finding someone.Seeing that Tongtian's eyebrows and eyes softened, "Master."

Tongtian was naturally aware of the movements of Haotian and Luya. Now that Qin Feng came over, he expected that the winner had already been decided, "Haotian lost?"

Qin Feng, "Both of you are gone. His Majesty the Demon Emperor will go to the East China Sea, and he will probably never come back."

Tong Tian muttered about finally leaving, pulled Qin Feng to sit down, looked at the scenery and then looked at Qin Feng, and finally didn't look at the scenery, just looked at Qin Feng, and asked deliberately, "Do you know where this is?"

Qin Feng thought about the layout of Biyou Palace, but to no avail. He thought for a long time before he remembered that this is the place where Tongtian took him to watch the sunrise, so he asked, "Yes, the place where Master wants to sing Do you listen?"

Tongtian:  …

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Since then, Xuanyuan was settled in the southwest, and the witch clan was no longer able to start disputes, and the human race gradually occupied the land. They enshrined Xuanyuan as the emperor of the people and Shennong as the emperor of the earth, and thanked the two saints for their dedication to the human race.Xuanyuan pacified the southwest for several years. Yinglong painted the land and made great achievements many times. However, in the southwest, Yinglong killed too many evils and could not return to the heaven. He had to occupy the south area and use his spare energy to protect the human race.There is also Zhongshan Goddess Nuba, who assisted Xuanyuan in the battle. After the divine power was exhausted, Xuanyuan felt his kindness deeply, and placed Nuba in Chishui, and the human race enshrined her.

The world is settled, Xuanyuan knows that his destiny is approaching, and together with Shennong, he resigns from the human race and goes to Huoyun Cave to protect the fate of the human race, and Di Jun does the same.The weather was just right that day, Dijun set off from the East China Sea, headed for Huoyun Cave, Xihe and a group of monsters saw him off, the husband and wife had been separated for thousands of years, don't be reluctant to leave, Dijun took Xihe's hand and comforted, "Take care myself and the children."

Xi He patted Di Jun's head, "You too."

A group of monsters burst into tears, "Your Majesty."

Di Jun didn't want to accept the title of Demon Emperor anymore, "I have been reincarnated as a human being, and I am no longer the Demon Emperor, so you don't need to call me Your Majesty. When you return to the Great Wilderness, you must assist the Eastern Emperor with all your heart, and you must not neglect it."

Nine Heavens Profound Girl responded with tears in her eyes, and everyone watched Di Jun step by step towards Huoyun Cave. Xuanyuan and Shennong waited for a long time at the entrance of the cave.

Shen Nong replied, "He is not a human being, he was a bird in his previous life."

After thinking about it, Xuanyuan felt that it made sense, and the balance in his heart became a little better. He greeted the Emperor Fuxi, who was always in soy sauce, but he didn't receive it.

Dijun stood at the entrance of the cave, unable to get in, as if there was an invisible high wall blocking Dijun's way, Dijun thought that Xuanyuan was embarrassing him, but then he thought that he and Xuanyuan had no grievances, and asked politely, " What does this mean?"

Xuanyuan was also very puzzled and raised his hands to show his innocence.But Xi He from behind saw it right away, "Di Jun, your merits and virtues are not yet complete."

To put it simply, because Dijun didn't do anything, Tiandao couldn't stand it anymore, so he directly blocked Dijun from Huoyun Cave, and ordered Dijun to do good deeds.

Tiandao: What about gossip, a specialty of your monster clan?

Xuanyuan thought about it, gloated and said, "It seems that the Demon Emperor doesn't have privileges either."

Although Di Jun lost the ability to hit ten, he was still very aggressive in cursing, "What kind of privilege, your privilege to ride an iron-eating beast?"

Instead of defeating the enemy by his own ability, he imitated Chi You and rode iron beasts everywhere to show his prestige.

Xuanyuan: angry.

Nearly 3000 years later, the Yaozu squatting near the Huoyun Cave was about to leave, and Haotian in the Heavenly Court was eager to wait and catch one by one, but the Yaozu were all fierce and aggressive, how to stop the Yaozu became the top priority.He called the group of immortals over, with a sad expression on his face, "3000 years is approaching, do you have any countermeasures?"

In recent years, Haotian has also deceived some monks and tricked them to change jobs to work in the heavenly court, but there are very few capable ones. Haotian can't wait for one person to be divided into two.Now that Haotian has released a new mission, everyone is a little bit less interested.

Haotian raised the reward, "If anyone can come up with a good plan, he will be on vacation for half a year."

It's so annoying, I have to work overtime again.

Haotian was in a hurry, "One year."

Qunxian: slipped away.

Haotian gritted his teeth and said, "Ten years."

The next female fairy came out, "Your Majesty, I have a plan."

Haotian secretly thought that there must be brave men under heavy rewards, and Ruo Ruo thirsted for talents and said, "Yunhua, tell me quickly."

Yunhua said loudly, "I heard that Empress Nuwa has a magic weapon, which records the topography of the prehistoric land, the direction of the mountains and rivers, and the innumerable auras in it, which contain living beings. It is like a small prehistoric world. If it enters this place by mistake, even the Daluo Jinxian will be difficult to fly."

The rest doesn't need to be said by Yunhua to Haotian, but as long as the Yaozu is tricked into the Shanhe Sheji map, Ren Yuan and Ren Bian will have to decide by themselves.Haotian was surprised and delighted, "I will leave this matter to you. If it is done, I will promise you another ten years."

The two ten years add up to 20 years, and all the immortals are envious. It is said that one day in the sky and one year in the earth, and the 20 years in the sky are changed to the earth. It is not only a profit, it is a blood profit.

Yunhua took the order to go, left Nantianmen and went straight to the Wa Palace. It happened that Nuwa was not there at the time, and Fuxi was sitting in the Wa Palace. Beside Yunhua, looked down at the female fairy, and said with a low laugh, "What's wrong with His Majesty Haotian, and you want to borrow something from the Yaozu?"

Fuxi spoke softly and pleasantly, when he lowered his voice, his voice was inexplicably dry, which made people's hearts itch. Yunhua calmed down and didn't reveal Haotian's purpose, his eyes wavered, and he said guiltily, "That's... There are evil beasts raging in the south, Your Majesty ordered us to get rid of them."

Yinglong was entangled in murder and evil, and was left in the south and could not go to heaven. He remembered this clearly, Fuxi smiled and said, "It seems that this evil beast is so fierce that Yinglong and Nuba can't do anything about it."

Yunhua answered subconsciously, "Exactly."

Fuxi's smile widened, and he summoned the Lingzhuzi and asked him to send the map of the mountains and rivers.Lingzhuzi didn't dare to say much, and obediently took the map of Shanhe Sheji.After Yunhua left, Lingzhu was eager to try, "My lord, please allow me to go down to the realm to eliminate harm."

Neither Yinglong in the south nor the female demon in the north can win, the beast must be very powerful.During the witch-hunting battle, Lingzhu had to take care of Dijun, so she could only watch others fight. Now that Dijun is gone, Lingzhu's heart is itching unbearably.

Fuxi put away his smile, and his vertical pupils were icy cold, "I'm afraid there are other plans for eliminating harm."

Of course he knew what Haotian was up to, he wanted to make a fuss about the monster clan, dreaming.He let the Lingzhuzi walk around the entire heaven in the name of giving gifts, talking about everything, and soon, Fuxi sorted out some clues.

Yunhua has an affair with a boy, saying it is taking care of, but a discerning person can see it as a sister-brother relationship.Fuxi thought for a moment, and decided to go with the flow and be a matchmaker.

He wrote love poems to each other in Yunhua's name, and wrote another letter to Yunhua, which directly pierced the ambiguous window. After Fuxi took the lead, the relationship between the two developed rapidly and developed into a private meeting.Fuxi made the icing on the cake, and gave some good things to add to the fun, to help the couple relieve the pain of lovesickness.He planned when to let these two elope, but it turned out that Yunhua was pregnant.

Bearing an heir is a difficult task, let alone an immortal like Yunhua, and there has never been a precedent in Heaven, Yunhua is extremely disturbed, the two are in a period of passionate love, and they want to give birth to a child no matter what.But the date of 3000 years is coming, there must be a fight, the child is pregnant to fight, not to mention the force is greatly reduced, the child in the stomach will also be affected, after the young couple discussed, they decided to give birth without telling Haotianxiajie, one day in the sky, one day underground One year, after giving birth and then coming up, there must be time.

Yunhua asked Haotian for leave in the name of arranging the map of mountains, rivers and communities. Without thinking too much, Haotian took the initiative to take Yunhua's job, worked diligently at his desk, and dreamed of returning to Zixiao Palace one day.

After finally hiding it from Haotian, Yunhua heaved a sigh of relief, and planned to go to Taoshan for honeymoon with his little lover. He didn't want Fuxi to come out halfway, take away the map of the mountains and rivers, and seal the two people's cultivation bases. The memories made the two of them think that they were an ordinary couple, not some little fairy or little fairy boy.

When the 3000-year agreement is approaching, Haotian is full of ambition and waits for the monsters to throw themselves into the trap. The monsters who have been pointed out by Fuxi long ago ignore Haotian. Once the passage is opened, they run faster than rabbits one by one. The last time I didn’t come, only Hongyun supported the passage, and it was very difficult. Qin Feng, who came together, persuaded Hongyun, “Don’t tire yourself out, you and I will see you in the next 3000 years.”

Hong Yun nodded, not trying to be brave.When everyone is here, close the passage and say goodbye to Haotian over there.

"Little Haotian, see you in the next 3000 years."

Haotian's eyeballs are about to pop out, not to mention all the monsters are flying away, and they will spend 3000 years with Hongyun.He waited, 3000 years and 3000 years later, he was going to be a long live in the Heavenly Court, Haotian didn't care about his face, and asked the fairy official in frustration, "Where is Yunhua?"

Several fairy officials looked at each other, and one of them said, "Your Majesty, Fairy Yunhua has been in the lower realm for a long time, and there has been no news for a long time."

As soon as Haotian heard that it was okay, he slapped the table and yelled, "There is no news, even the dead have to go to the underworld to report, resign without authorization, delay official duties, find it for me, and dig three feet to find it."

Probably the last hope in his heart was shattered, Haotian was really angry, and he didn't even show good looks to everyone.Qin Feng felt that it was a private matter of heaven, and found a reason to go back. Not long after, Fuxi came out, today he was wearing a black robe, wide-sleeved long robe, crow-blue long hair tied up high, and he looked romantic and freehand, "Fellow Daoist Qin Feng It's rare for you and me to meet, why don't you find a place to sit and reminisce about the past."

Fu Xi wrote on his left face that there was excitement, and on his right face he wanted to read it, for fear that others would not know that he was not gossip.Thinking of Fuxi's identity, Qin Feng couldn't refuse, so he followed Fuxi to a pavilion, the scenery was not bad, overlooking half of the heavenly courtyard, and he happened to be able to see the Nine Dragon Bridge in front of Lingxiao Hall.

Fuxi stared at the Nine Dragon Bridge for a while, then suddenly said, "Fellow Daoist, do you know who Fairy Yunhua is?"

Qin Feng said, "I don't know."

The Heavenly Court was almost changed, and Qin Feng rarely came, except for the few people in Lingxiao Palace, Qin Feng hardly knew each other.

Fuxi smiled and said, "It's okay, I'll tell fellow Taoists that she was originally a practitioner in Taoshan, and she had some friendship with Yaochi. A member of the Heavenly Court. She has good qualifications, is also diligent in cultivation, and has learned good swordsmanship, which is highly valued by Haotian. When Haotian mentioned the 3000-year agreement, Yunhua took the initiative to take over the matter. She wants to use mountains and rivers to society Trying to take down the people of my monster clan, and use this to blackmail the Eastern Emperor."

Halfway through Fuxi's speech, his eyes became colder, and several cracks appeared in the white jade cup in his hand, which turned into broken jade and fell from his fingers, "I, the Eastern Emperor, is a god bird of the sun, how can we allow such Haotian to get involved. Sitting on the throne of the emperor Dishonest, I really need to learn a lesson or two."

Qin Feng didn't really want to answer the question, Fuxi has always been cautious, he likes to hold it up to the sky, and doesn't like to change his ways to kill him.When the monster clan and the witch clan were at war, Fuxi was successfully added to the vendetta list by the witch clan by virtue of the way he treated the witch clan, and his status was second only to the demon master Kunpeng.

Qin Feng tried his best to speak calmly, "The monster clan has entered the Great Desolation, fellow Taoists can rest assured."

Hearing this, Fuxi smiled, like a spring breeze blowing on his face, warming his face, "I'm relieved that Yunhua has been solved."

Qin Feng's eyelids twitched, and he warned Fuxi not to do stupid things, "Daoist friend, Tianting and Empress Nuwa are on good terms right now..."

Fu Xi looked at Qin Feng with a smile, "What are you worried about, fellow Taoist, the Heavenly Court is the work of His Majesty the Demon Emperor, how can I let Empress Nuwa and Tianting have a marriage, I just acted as a matchmaker to find a good match for Fairy Yunhua."

Talking about the Nine Dragon Bridge, a group of people passed by. It was the fairy official who captured Fairy Yunhua from the lower realm. Behind him, a couple was captured, followed by two children, and they seemed extremely disturbed in the strange environment.

When this family entered the Lingxiao Palace, Fuxi had a whim, "Fellow Daoists are willing to accept His Majesty the Demon Emperor as an apprentice. The great kindness and virtues of my demon clan will never be forgotten, but I think there are countless magic weapons of the Master Tongtian, and fellow Daoists will not lack these two." , why don't you give Fellow Daoist an apprentice, what do you think?"

Before Qin Feng could answer, Fuxi said again, "I've met him before. His name is Yang Jian. He has good qualifications and a decent appearance. Whether it's serving tea or warming the bed, he's the best choice."

Qin Feng strongly suspected that Fuxi was doing these things in Wa Palace.He persuaded Fuxi to keep his head clear, "Fellow Daoist, Fairy Yunhua knows what you are doing, and I'm afraid there will be a rift against Wa Palace."

Fuxi smiled, "She lost the map of mountains, rivers and communities, and she has no guts to say that the Wa Palace is not. Tell me, should I be a good demon and intercede for Fairy Yunhua?"

Qin Feng: Brother listen to my advice, don't jump, someone is going to beat you.

The author has something to say: I am the author, neither practice nor memoir.

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