Those years when I was a senior teacher

Not to mention what Qin Feng misunderstood, his sons didn't worship Buddha and recite sutras, save the souls of the dead.

"No rules at all, no shame, just pretending to be a sun god bird."

Every time Dijun swears, one gets up from the couch, and when Dijun finishes swearing, Lu Ya and his brothers are almost awake. land pressure.

"Who is the boy?"

Di Jun was so angry that his face turned pale, "I am your father!"

The eighth child played with the second child's hair leisurely, without looking at Di Jun, "Mother said, our father is dead."

When mentioning Xi and Dijun, it can be seen that he is short of breath, and his face is stern, "Husband and wife quarrel, don't worry about the children, dress me well."

Seeing the few golden crows over there not moving, Di Jun's face became more and more ugly, Lu Ya whispered, "Second Brother Starling."

Lao Ba was reluctant to change his appearance, muttering that the human form is troublesome, and it is more convenient to be a bird.

This was heard by several other golden crows, and one of the half-naked elder brothers laughed at Lao Ba, "It's not that you are too fat, and you have crushed the hibiscus tree."

If it wasn't for Lao Ba, how could they sleep in human form and be talked about by an outsider.

The old eight is full of teeth and claws, his pretty face is full of anger, and his golden eyes are shining brightly, "Nonsense, can you say that you are fat when it comes to Jinwu? This is called plump. My mother praised me for my good looks, saying that I am the most like my father."

Before Di Jun had time to be proud, Haotian hit the nail on the head, "It's just fat."

Several golden crows turned their heads together and chattered at Haotian, "Who is this guy? He is completely naked and has no hair at all. He is so ugly."

Haotian's face turned blue and white, and he was angry with Dijun, "You gave birth to a group of good sons."

After saying that he wanted to arrest Lu Ya and return to the Heavenly Court, Lu Ya shouted, "Brothers, save me."

The discussion stopped suddenly, and the second brother who was the boss said, "Xiao Shi, the brothers can't save you."

When they were young, they didn't understand what mistakes they made. Later, when they grew up, they wanted to go out and be scolded by Xi He. The mother and son had a cold war for several months, and it was the priest who broke the army who wandered away. What a hassle.

If you do something wrong, you must accept punishment.

Lu Ya naturally understood this truth, and instead of mentioning the pain between brothers, he begged his brothers to help him inform him, "I'm in Biyou Palace, mother..."

Di Jun directly pinched the phone, confiscated Lu Ya's mobile phone, and ordered Haotian next to him, "What are you doing in a daze, take it away."

What Di Jun said was straightforward, without guilt at all, as if Lu Ya picked it up from the trash can, making Haotian, the accomplice, unable to stand it anymore, "Father and son haven't seen each other for a long time, why don't we spare some time to catch up with you. "

Di Jun was ruthless, "No need, I'm busy going to see his mother, Lu Ya, please take care of me."

Haotian was stunned, thinking that the demon emperor is the demon emperor, and his own son can do it.The other party, Lu Ya, was heartbroken upon hearing this, "I want to tell my mother to marry the Pojun priest."

Di Jun felt that the top of his head was so green that it felt like being sent by his own son to the old Wang next door, and said with a sneer, "A ball still wants to be in the top position, let's live his great dream."

Lu Ya and Di Jun sang the opposite tune, "The bird is in the top position, why can't the ball be good, and what's wrong with Pojun Priest, he has a deep affection for his mother, treats his brothers as his own, and even gave me many treasures."

The subtext is that he is many times better than your father.

Di Jun wished he could strangle this son who was turning his elbows to death, so he couldn't do anything, and if he couldn't, he said, "I'm not dead yet!"

Lu Ya, "You are divorced."

Di Jun sneered again and again, "Little bastard is quite arrogant. When you get to heaven, I will let you sit on the emperor's throne and weep."

The father and son almost crossed their eyes when they knocked on the door, and Qin Feng poked in with his mobile phone, "Your Majesty the Demon Emperor, Xi and fellow Taoist are looking for you."

Di Jun, who was still arguing, changed his face instantly, and touched Lu Ya's head lovingly, "I haven't seen you for a long time, my son is suffering."

Lu Ya: ...

He ignored Lu Ya's hellish expression, took the phone and said softly, "Do you like the flowers I sent yesterday... What, you want to eat golden black eggs, can black birds do it?"

I don't know what Xi He on the opposite side said, Di Jun obediently switched off the speakerphone, and that day Xi He's voice came, "Friend Haotian."

Although Xihe has lived in the East China Sea for many years, Haotian dare not forget the scene of Di Jiang looking for teeth all over the place, so he responded with a spirit, "Xihe Niangniang."

On the other end of the phone, Xi He chuckled, not knowing what he was doing, and said in a casual tone, "I heard that Fellow Daoist Haotian intends to let Lu Ya inherit the position of Emperor of Heaven."

Haotian immediately blamed Dijun for his ruthlessness with a voice full of innocent sympathy, "Xi and Niangniang misunderstood, Prince Lu Ya has never taken over the affairs of the heavenly court, how can I let him come. Naturally, I want to return the property." The original owner returned the position of Emperor of Heaven to His Majesty the Demon Emperor, who knew that His Majesty the Demon Emperor would seek the well-being of the human race after he was reincarnated as a human being, and he said that he was unable to separate himself from the affairs of the heavens, so he recommended Prince Lu Ya to me."

It's both inside and out, I didn't catch the bird, I'm innocent, please don't hit me, Xihe Niangniang.

With a few words, Haotian picked himself up completely, and by the way, gave Dijun the pot, adding another song to Dijun and Xihe's divorce march.

Sure enough, there was a long silence on the other side after these words, and it sounded quite angry, Di Jun hurriedly said, "Xi He, that's not the case, you listen to my explanation."

Lu Ya added oil and vinegar to the side, wronged Baba and Xihe and complained, "Mother, Dad said he wants to give me a blind date."

Di Jun directly sealed Lu Ya's mouth with a magic spell, and was about to chat with Xi He alone, when Xi He's voice sounded again, "Di Jun, your eldest son died tragically at the hands of the Wu Clan, and the remaining eight will bear karma, and will never leave Gan." Yuan, only Lu Ya escaped by chance. Lu Ya was born weak, and he almost died in the catastrophe. He finally survived everything, and now you want him to be sent to a cage and kill his freedom with your own hands?"

Recalling the past would expose scars to both of them, and Di Jun suddenly panicked, "I will never harm my son."

Xi He was heartbroken, "Then you still go on a blind date with Lu Ya, do you know that Lu Ya already has a bird he likes?"

Di Jun was dazed by the news, subconsciously said, "Which clan?"

This really cannot be blamed on Di Jun, Lu Ya was sent away by the Eastern Emperor Taiyi not long after the same day, and Di Jun never saw Lu Ya again until his death, and this was the first time father and son met.Goodbye today, things have changed, the son is older than the father, the son is beautiful, and the father is crowned with a green hat.

Lu Ya was in a hurry, sobbing there for a long time, hoping that the mother and son could connect with each other, and don't let Di Jun know.

Di Jun had always disliked Kong Xuan. If he knew that his son had a crush on Kong Xuan, he would destroy the marriage even if he demolished Lingshan, the headquarters of Bald Lv.

With a tacit understanding, Xi He avoided the matter of who Lu Ya was with, accused Di Jun of being a father of incompetence, and asked Di Jun, "You keep saying that you will not harm Lu Ya, but you want to force him back to heaven, Di Jun, how are you?" hard heart."

How dare Dijun, but the bitter masters are chasing him here, if he doesn't give Haotian an explanation, and later gets recorded in the small book by Daozu, then he is really finished. "Heavenly Court is the base of the Yaozu. Fellow Daoist Haotian has taken care of the Yaozu for thousands of years. He is not too bitter or tired. Now he has to return it to the Yaozu. I should have taken over, but I was reincarnated into an adult tribe. How can I have the qualifications to take over?" Heavenly Court, the Heavenly Emperor is a big cause for trouble, if he randomly sends a demon general, it will be a disappointment to the hard work of Haotian Daoist, and it is helpless to let Lu Ya go."

Haotian nodded again and again, trying to prove his innocence, "It is not necessary for Lu to suppress the crown prince. The crown prince is younger and doesn't understand government affairs. In my opinion, His Highness Donghuang is more suitable to be the emperor of heaven."

The few people present were silent, Qin Feng, who had been to the Great Wilderness, complained in his heart, and returned His Royal Highness the Eastern Emperor, that idiot Tai Yi was too happy to live in the Great Wilderness, and he would only come back when his mind was filled with water.

The Taoist ancestor said that to be the emperor of heaven is to repay the loan.Merit is the most valuable these days. No one would think that they have little merit. If they hand over their hard-earned merit to the Dao of Heaven, they are probably cheated.

For example Haotian...

Xi He didn't say anything about Donghuang Taiyi, and smiled on the other end of the phone, "All the monsters respect the strong, and the Heavenly Emperor is the head of all immortals. Since you want to be the Heavenly Emperor, why don't you distinguish between the strong and the weak, and the winner is king." ."

As soon as these words came out, Haotian looked at Lu Ya for three seconds, then fell into Qin Feng's arms the next second, and said angrily, "I'm so weak."

Qin Feng: ...

Di Jun was really startled by Haotian, and he conceded defeat without a fight. He didn't expect you to be such a heavenly emperor, you are so shameless.

"It's better to change the way." Qin Feng coughed dryly, holding Haotian and discussing with Di Jun, "The winner is the winner, and he can order the loser to do one thing."

For example, continue to stay on the throne of the Emperor of Heaven.

This idea is good, and several people present unanimously approved it.Only Lu Ya was depressed, not to mention being tricked into Biyou Palace, but also to fight with others, and what kind of Emperor of Heaven would he be if he lost the fight? Is he so unlucky?

The location of the competition was arranged in Penglai, and Qin Feng, as a third party, was to decide the outcome. After all, whoever wins or loses has nothing to do with Jujiao, and it couldn't be more fair.Haotian knew that he lacked actual combat experience, and he didn't have strong generals by his side, so he went to find those intercepted disciples who had fought in battle.The disciples who played too many interceptions naturally had doubts. Jin Ling, who had practiced the most with Haotian, came to ask the reason, and when he learned that these two were fighting for the position of Emperor of Heaven, he expressed his puzzlement, "Isn't the Emperor of Heaven just His Majesty Haotian? Why? Do you want to fight Lu Ya?"

In Jin Ling's view, Haotian is willing to return the position of Emperor of Heaven to Di Jun, and there is no difference between giving it to Lu Ya and giving it to Di Jun.

Qin Feng sighed, it's hard to say that the position of the Emperor of Heaven is a trap, and he has to take into account the faces of the two, so he can only say, "They all have their own dreams, and the ambition is not in the Emperor of Heaven."

Jin Ling can understand this. These days, everyone is used to being a vagrant with nothing to do, and she has such a big responsibility all of a sudden, she doesn't even want to be one.Just thinking of the weak Haotian being beaten down again and again by himself, Jin Ling couldn't help sighing.

"If you can't win, you have to go back to Tiandi. It's so miserable."

Qin Feng nodded, "It's so miserable."

Haotian’s fighting spirit is high, and Di Jun is not to be outdone. He gears up to practice Lu Ya. Every day, in the rain and wind, Lu Ya is suffering unspeakably. During the day, he still had to face Di Jun's face. Lu Ya couldn't move over and over again, so he ran to Qin Feng and wanted to ask Qin Feng to bring Kong Xuan.

Qin Feng was a little amused, "I don't know where Kong Xuan is?"

Lu Ya said, "It's near Sanqing Palace."

You must know that when Nine Heavens Xuannv was ordered to hunt down and kill Kong Xuan, a group of monsters chased him for more than half a year to no avail.Who knew that these people were right under his nose, Qin Feng couldn't help giving Lu Ya a high look, "The little prince is really resourceful and knows how dark it is under the lamp."

It was a rare rest, and Di Jun was not there, Lu Ya leaned against the railing bonelessly, with a few strands of hair blocking his golden eyes, so he couldn't see Lu Ya's expression clearly.Hearing Qin Feng's incomprehension, he tilted his head with his mobile phone and smiled sweetly, "It's dark under the lights? No, Sanqing Palace has a good signal."

Qin Feng: ...

I forgot to mention that there are relatively few base stations set up by Honghuang now. Excluding Biyou Palace and Xihe Abroad, the remaining places are Sanqing Palace, Tianting, Bajing Palace and Yuxu Palace.

Bajing Palace and Yuxu Palace are the sites of Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi, so Lu Ya naturally wouldn't go there, and he took pictures and sent videos of his brothers all day long, so he naturally chose Sanqing Palace as the place to stay.

After Sanqing separated, Sanqing Palace was as if no one lived in it. For a while, Kong Xuan and Jinpeng discussed whether they should just move into Sanqing Palace or not.Later, thinking that the sages of the Sanqing knew everything, Kong Xuan had no choice but to give up his thoughts.

Seeing that Qin Feng didn't respond for a long time, Lu Ya dropped his mobile phone and hugged Qin Feng's waist coquettishly, "Godfather, can you help me, I'm the same age as my uncle now, I can keep my godfather warm."

Qin Feng disliked pushing away Lu Ya's claws, so don't get close to him, as if he is very familiar with the three-legged Jinwu.In the early years, Di Jun suspected that he was having an affair with Xi He, and he had often received Di Jun's eyes.Now Dijun's son knows how to please himself, Qin Feng said, he will accept this.

Most of the formations of the Sanqing Palace were created by him, and remote operation is not a big problem. As for whether Kong Xuan can see it, it all depends on luck.

It really proved that Kong Xuan was lucky. He saw Qin Feng's message, and he brought Jinpeng aggressively to Biyou Palace for dignitaries. San Xiao was the one who received Kong Xuan. The three girls came over hand in hand. Bi Xiao was the most daring, outspoken, "Are you the prince of the Feng clan?"

Kong Xuan didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Qin Feng's gourd, and his expression was cold, he only protected Jinpeng behind his back, and let Jinpeng go first if something happened. "You don't change your name when you walk, and you don't change your surname when you sit."

Bi Xiao's face turned red, "The little girl has admired the prince for a long time, and today she saw that she was impressed by the prince's demeanor, and she really couldn't bear to miss her. I want to take some photos for the prince. I wonder if the prince would be willing?"

Yun Xiao answered, "Of course, after we finish filming, we will send the prince to the little prince Lu Ya."

As soon as he heard that he could see Lu Ya, Kong Xuan agreed, Bi Xiao excitedly picked up the camera, aimed at Kong Xuan, and shouted, "Can the fellow daoist in the back give way? You are blocking me from taking photos of the Feng clan Prince."

Jin Peng pointed at himself, wondering why these female cultivators only photographed Kong Xuan and not himself, "I'm also the prince of the Feng clan."

Bi Xiao nodded perfunctorily, "Got it, fellow daoist, please let me go."

After Sanxiao finished shooting, he secretly took a few more photos on the way, and when they were delivered, the three sisters couldn't hold back their excitement and started discussing in a low voice. Yes, happy."

Di Jun's voice came from behind the chat, "Kong Xuan, you still have the face to show up."

Kong Xuan and Di Jun are like two tigers, Di Jun wants to pluck his hair when he sees Kong Xuan, Kong Xuan responds with a bang, "I heard from Lu Ya that you deliberately deceived Lu Ya with the reason of the blind date, you are a father in vain."

Di Jun sacrificed Hetu Luoshu, "How can the three-legged Jinwu allow you, the Feng clan, to intervene? Get out of Lu Ya immediately, and I can spare your life, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless."

Not to be outdone, Kong Xuan protected Lu Ya behind his back, his body flickered, with the five-color divine light in his hand, and he wanted to compete with Di Jun.Jin Peng, who was watching the battle, got anxious and jumped out to stop the Weng and his son-in-law.

"Stop beating, the child will be sad if he finds out."

Kong Xuan:  …

Di Jun: ...

Lu Ya:? ? ?

Qiong Xiaoxizi, who had been silent since just now, held her heart together and was very excited, "Sisters, I got it for real."

She has already thought about the content of the next issue of Haitang News.

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