Those years when I was a senior teacher

When Laozi and Yuanshi finished reading, Tongtian was completely stunned, the invisible hairy ears on the top of his head drooped, and his energy was gone.Xuandu knocked on the door again, "Master, are you ready?"

Only then did I feel that something was wrong, Xuandu had always been calm, at best he would be dull, and he did what he was told to do meticulously, and told him not to walk away beside the alchemy furnace, Xuandu would not move his position for hundreds of years.

I asked myself over and over again if I was okay.After thinking for a while, I picked up the teacup, "What's the matter?"

Xuandu said with a serious look, "Nvwa Empress has been waiting for three months for her visit."

It's been three months, and Nuwa is going to hibernate.

The veins on my forehead twitched violently, and I yelled at Xuandu at the door, "Why didn't you say such an important thing earlier."

Xuan Du looked indifferent, as quiet and inactive as Lao Tzu, "Time flies like a white horse, and everything in the world is like clouds, waiting for a stick of incense is waiting, waiting for three months is also waiting, why bother to distinguish between long and short."

Lao Tzu:  …

In order to avoid any shocking actions by himself, he directly told Xuandu to leave.He took his two younger brothers to greet Nuwa in person, and when he saw Nuwa, he greeted her with a smile, "I kept my sister waiting for a long time."

Nuwa has long been impatient with waiting, if she hadn't had something to ask for Sanqing, she would have swallowed Xuandu alive, and Nima would have given birth to this cub in vain.Seeing Lao Tzu's apologetic face, she was not polite, and said directly, "I want a human saint."

It is wrong for them to make Nuwa wait for three months, but it is not enough to give away a human saint quota for nothing.The three brothers have finished carve up, why are you Nuwa joining in the fun.How did Nüwa know.

In my heart, I complained that the master was biased, and he talked to Nuwa about everything, and he didn't speak ill of Hongjun on the face, but only argued with Nuwa, "It's not that I won't wait, it's just that this saint is definitely a human race, and the demon race wants to die." To intervene..."

Nuwa had already thought about this matter, she stroked her temple hair and smiled sweetly, "Brother, I am the mother of the human race, how could I just sit idly by such a big matter as a human saint. Come again..."

Nu Wa glanced at Yuan Shi annoyedly, and secretly went to relatives wearing such flirtatious bags, for fear that others would not know that Yuan Shi debuted at the C position.

"Educating and crusading against the witch clan, my monster clan contributes, and I have to get some benefits."

Yuanshi basically didn't look at Nuwa with a straight eye. She was sanctified and didn't wear pants. She dangled around with her lower body naked all day long, showing no shame.

"The crusade against the witch clan is in accordance with the destiny, what else do you think about the monster clan?"

In the past, the monster clan fought the witch clan, which was called picking quarrels and provoking troubles, and the underworld fought. Now the monster clan fights the witch clan to do justice for the sky in the name of the people, so why are you dissatisfied with the monster clan?

Nuwa snorted coldly, "The demon clan has been in the wilderness for many years, and they have missed the prehistoric desert for a long time. Many demon clans want to revisit their old places. I thought that there is nothing to do anyway, so why not take the demon clan back to their former residence and settle down."

She, Nuwa, is not here to beg for help, but to negotiate terms, whether she will be given, or not, she will directly take the Yaozu to the mountains and rivers, and the Yaozu applauds from the sidelines when Chanjiao fights with the Wuzu.

Yuan Shi was so angry that he almost gritted his silver teeth, and scolded Nu Wa in his heart for taking advantage of the fire, "Here."

Nu Wa smiled with satisfaction, and revealed her plan, "The demon emperor died in the lich war in the past, leaving only a wisp of his soul. He wants to be reincarnated into a human race, reshape his golden body, and rebuild his path of practice. He is a demon." Emperor, it is a matter of course to be a saint of the human race. Brothers, rest assured, I promise to wash the emperor clean, from the inside to the outside, it will smell like a human race, and will not be half a monster. I hope the three brothers will take care at that time, take care of yourself Teach His Majesty the Demon Emperor."

Sanqing's eyes are very complicated. Di Jun is the king of the monster race, and now he is being turned into a human race by Nuwa, and he is also given the title of a human saint.Is your Nuwa doing it for Di Jun's good, or taking the opportunity to take revenge on Di Jun, stepping on Di Jun's head and forcing Di Jun to call his mother.

After all, Sanqing only wanted the luck of a human saint. Sanqing didn't mind who the saint was.

Laozi agreed on behalf of the two younger brothers, "Okay, wait for Dijun to reincarnate, and send him to Jiejiao."

On the one hand, Jujiao is in Penglai, which is close to the East China Sea, and Tianhou Xihe is in the East China Sea, so it can be considered as a face for Sanqing to sell the monster clan.On the other hand, Yuanshi didn't like the Yaozu, even the clean-cut Emperor Jun.

Nuwa rolled her eyes, covered her sleeves and smiled, "Senior Brother Tongtian and Yaohuang are both the audience of Zixiao Palace. It's embarrassing to worship Senior Brother Tongtian as a teacher. It's better to worship Qin Feng. Everyone knows that His Majesty the Yaohuang and the first disciple of Jiejiao are friends. , His Majesty the Demon Emperor must be very happy to be the disciple of the first disciple of Jiejiao."

Sanqing was silent for a moment, and sure enough, women were the most ruthless.Let Di Jun worship Qin Feng as his teacher, not to mention being a generation shorter for no reason. When Di Jun recovers his memory, he may die of shame and anger.

Lao Tzu, "...good idea."

Happy to carve up the quota of saints of the human race, everyone will do their own work, and the fruits of victory after the war have been discussed. It is a joke not to win the Wu clan. "The monster clan has agreed to join forces. There is a monster clan who can reincarnate into the human race. You wait for a while. Arrange Xuanyuan to go down the mountain and gather the human race..."

In the middle of Yuanshi's speech, he remembered Lao Tzu's words, "What's the situation with Shennong?"

Taiyi won't be able to answer for a while, so he can only be ambiguous, "It seems to be the leader of the human race."

Yuanshi pondered for a while, Xuanyuan learned Taoism in Yuxu Palace, and he has basically no reputation with the human race. It may be difficult to gather the human race in the future, "As the leader of the human race, there must be merits. Let Xuanyuan learn more from him. He is supported by the human race, so he must have top-notch aptitude and understanding, so you might as well communicate with him more."

Yuanshi had never seen Shennong at all, and his aptitude and understanding were all bullshit.Taiyi took Yuanshi's words and went on, thinking about it, the master asked him to communicate with Shennong more, and praised Shennong for being good.It is likely that Shennong has moved his mind to accept Shennong. Besides, Xuanyuan is a disciple of senior brother Guang Chengzi, so he will not let Guang Chengzi do it and let him handle it. It seems that the master is really angry about the Yuding incident.As long as the tasks entrusted by the master are done well, the master will definitely look up to him with admiration. The first disciple who explains the teachings has always been able to do it. Guangchengzi can't do it, so it doesn't matter if he is Taiyi.

Thinking of this, Taiyi went to look for Xuanyuan, turned around to find Yuding, and saw Yuding sitting on the porch from a distance, wearing a cloak, because he had just recovered from a serious injury, his lips had no color at all. Half of the cyan hair is in a bundle, and one of them is on the hilt of the sword, which is inexplicably distressed by Taiyi.

Yuding was chatting and laughing with the Nanji fairy, Guangchengzi and Xuanyuan were standing beside him, seeing Taiyi coming to look for him, Yuding put down the three-foot Qingfeng, "Senior brother Taiyi is here."

Taiyi swallowed his words of looking for Xuanyuan, walked over and took away the Sword of Immortal Zhan, "Move around if the injury is not healed, I'm not afraid of Master scolding you."

Yuding laughed and said, "I didn't move, I was thinking about what kind of tassels would look good on the Zhanxian Sword. Senior Brother Nanji insisted on weaving sword tassels out of birds, and I was trying to persuade Senior Brother Nanji."

Yu Ding has practiced swordsmanship very well, and the Immortal Slashing Sword shines brightly in his hands. There are very few disciples in the teaching who are opponents of Yu Ding.Now Yuding tied the tassels on the Zhanxian Sword, which means that the Zhanxian Sword has been shelved, Taiyi suppressed the sadness in his heart, and said disdainfully, "The sword tassels made of birds are useless, senior brother will find you some dragon tendons Come, it will be a hundred times easier to make a sword border."

He couldn't continue talking, and gave Guang Chengzi a look to find an excuse to go out. After a while, Guang Chengzi followed and asked in a low voice, "What's the matter?"

Taiyi accepted the unnecessary grief and went about his business, "Master let Xuanyuan go down the mountain and organize the troops. Don't move on other things for now, waiting for the signal from the demon clan."

The Crusade against the Witch Clan didn't tell him, but asked Taiyi to inform himself, Guangchengzi was about to open his mouth, Taiyi glanced over, "You can show your prestige if you want, don't hinder me from avenging Junior Brother Yuding."

Guang Chengzi sank down again, stood there for a while, hesitated and said, "Jiejiao's side..."

Taiyi and Yuanshi have been to Biyou Palace and met Qin Feng. In his opinion, Taoist Duobao, the first disciple of the Jiejiao, is not as majestic as the Golden Spirit except for his good looks.He couldn't figure out what Guang Chengzi was thinking about Qin Feng all day long. He was the first disciple of Jiejiao, and he was a senior brother of Chanjiao. He didn't give gifts during the Chinese New Year. What's the matter?

"No."

After a few days, I went down the mountain with Xuanyuan and went straight to Jiangshui.Since Nuwa created human beings, there have been frequent appearances of gods. The last three sects were founded. The number of human races who seek immortality is unknown. The first batch of human races are strong in body, excellent in aptitude, and lucky as golden spirits. In addition to being in the two clans of liches, the human race spontaneously united to survive. After several catastrophes, the human race was in dire straits, and the remaining human race was no better than before.After coming and going, there are only a few human races who can join the three religions.Even so, the human race still respects practitioners like Taiyi these days. Shennong warmly received Taiyi and Xuanyuan, thinking that these two came to the human race to do good deeds and leave after hundreds of years of meritorious deeds.

The way of heaven treats the human race very kindly. No matter who it is, as long as it treats the human race well, the way of heaven will give merit.There is an example of Nuwa’s meritorious deeds and virtues. Everyone thinks about the principle of no gain, no gain, come to the human race to turn stones into gold, sow beans into soldiers, and get merits by pretending to be forced. Why not do it.

Taiyi looked down on Shennong, but this guy was nominated by Yuanshi, so he could only suppress his contempt, and made friends with Shennong as Xuanyuan's elder, "I came here for the unfeeling invitation, my nephew Xuanyuan was born and entered the interpretation of education Under the sect, I have been practicing for thousands of years, but I have been standing still for many years. Tianzun Daoxuanyuan has become a monk, and he must not forget his roots. He wants the human race to come and go to the human race. I heard that Your Excellency personally tasted a hundred herbs to treat diseases for the people. They came from all directions to become Emperor Yan. My nephew also has the same idea."

Shennong is a rough man in his 30s with a dark complexion. When he came here, he was full of travel and dust. Compared with the glamorous Taiyi and Xuanyuan, he carried the beautiful traditions of the human race from ancient times to the present, and was poor.

The honest man Shennong didn't know that these two awesome gods came to poach his own corner. After being praised by Taiyi, Shennong blushed and told the truth, "No, the girl who was hungry in the temple was sick, and she was starved for two Uncle is messing around."

Taiyi: ...

A twelve or thirteen-year-old girl was picked up by the door of the speaking room, looking at Taiyi and Xuanyuan with her red face on their clothes.

When Shennong saw her, he immediately activated the silly dad mode, "Girl, come."

The little girl was embarrassed when she was discovered, so she came to Shennong's side without saying a word.

Taiyi was silent for a moment, feeling like the myth had been shattered, he said to Xuanyuan, "You stay and help Emperor Yan, if you have any difficulties, you can find me and your master."

Seeing the master who is as beautiful as flowers and jade, the master and uncle who is fat, swallows and thin, Xuanyuan is not willing to see the human race with a rustic atmosphere, but because of Taiyi, he has to agree.

Xuanyuan: I miss Master, want to see Master, and help Master Yuding make tea.

Originally Taiyi wanted to teach Amway to Shennong, and had a few chats with Shennong, but Taiyi was defeated by Shennong's dialect, so he wiped his face and handed over the task to Xuanyuan.The secret voice came into my ears, "Shen Nong's daughter is destined to die, and she can use this matter to let Shen Nong enter the teaching."

It is a fool's dream for the human race to come back to life, but it is difficult for Taiyi.Rescue Shennong's children, let Shennong owe the cause and effect of teaching, and he has to pay for it when the time comes.Master will still praise me for doing a good job when I turn back.

Taiyizhi left proudly, only Xuanyuan was left, Shennong let go of his daughter, and didn't know how to address Xuanyuan, "How old are you?"

Xuanyuan could still understand these words, "Just over three thousand years old."

Shen Nong was stunned, "Hungry thieves are about to catch up with bastards. Can I call you old man?"

Xuanyuan couldn't figure it out, and tentatively answered, "Then, grandson."

The author has something to say: Daily practice: public revenge.

Sentence: Nu Wa avenged Emperor Di Jun, and asked Di Jun to call her mother.

Shennong's original words were: No, it was my daughter who was sick and was made a joke by my second uncle.