Those years when I was a senior teacher

It was also a whim for Dijiang to find Houtu. As the only girl among the twelve ancestral witches, Houtu loves to be clean and can take care of things. Looking for Houtu to attend the grand meeting tomorrow morning, Dijiang thought all the way to burn her. The self-winding roll, or the big wave, went to the lake and talked with Houtu.Sister Houtu said that the morning meeting will be held every day, and it will be a grand ceremony, just take a shower.

Houtu still has a sense of privacy when he takes a bath outside, and he will not take off his clothes to go into the water. Dijiang is gone. He looked around and saw no one, so he took off his pants and went into the water.Before his butt touched the water, there was a sudden movement in the bushes, which scared Di Jiang to cover his chest, "Who!"

The bushes swayed, and three figures jumped out of it, fleeing in different directions, one of them seemed to be in a panic, heading straight for Dijiang.This figure was extremely fast, like lightning in the dark night, and it was fleeting. When Di Jiang came back to his senses, there were no figures of the three in the bushes, so he looked back.

"My panties!"

The next day at the morning meeting of the Wu clan, Di Jiang, in a new suit, was blazing on the stage with a small trumpet, "Some clansmen, especially female compatriots, think all day long that the domineering boss will fall in love with me, and run away with the ball. What the tribe values ​​is your own ability, and what you evaluate is your contribution to the team. Don’t learn from the monster tribe next door, nepotism, power and sex transactions, this will ruin the atmosphere of the entire tribe and affect the thinking of the next generation. Because some The ugly behavior of female compatriots, I declare that this year's year-end awards are gone."

As soon as he heard that the little money he was about to get flew away, Jumang changed his face immediately and asked Houtu who was standing next to him, "What's going on?"

Hou Tu was expressionless, "Brother went to the lake to take a bath yesterday, and someone stole his pants. It must be said that someone turned love to him into hatred. Ideological education should be combined with practical punishment, so that the other party can deeply realize their own mistakes."

If you deduct money, you will deduct money. Why so much nonsense, it makes you seem to be deducting the year-end bonus for the first time.

As the chief culprit, Kunpeng, who caused the year-end award of the Witch Clan to be deducted, after getting it, he ran all the way back to the Monster Clan regardless of who the other two colleagues were, and rushed into the hall with lightning speed, holding it high. Underpants, "Your Majesty, I found it."

Di Jun who is still in court: ...

All the demon generals watching: ... wow

Di Jun, "The demon master is sick, and the symptoms are not clear."

After finishing speaking, he went down the jade steps and dragged Kunpeng by the back. The murderous look on his face silenced the gossiping generals, and they could only watch Dijun take Kunpeng away.

"What do you think the sorcerer is doing with a pair of underpants?"

"You don't understand this, His Majesty's personal belongings, the sorcerer is showing off his close relationship with His Majesty, which has reached the level of falling asleep."

"Do I need to take off my pants when I sleep on my feet?"

...It seems to know some serious gossip.

After bringing the man to the bedroom and dismissing the maid, Di Jun glared at Kunpeng, "What's the matter with you?"

Kunpeng also realized that he had lost his composure in the hall just now, and quickly apologized to Di Jun, "Your Majesty calmed down, I was agitated for a while, but it was because the matter was so important that I lost my demeanor."

The dignified demon master stooped to personally go to Mount Buzhou to inquire about information, but he was really overqualified, Di Jun reluctantly gave face, "What's the matter?"

If he speaks well, he will be praised in public tomorrow morning.

God Kunpeng said mysteriously, "The witch clan seems to be practicing a new spell, which requires the collective participation of the twelve ancestor witches. Your Majesty, please look at the contents on the pants. I think the twelve ancestor witches are summoning some kind of mysterious creature. Strike my clan."

Di Jun's face was solemn, and he followed Kunpeng's line of sight to look at the underpants. He was greeted with a strange smell. Di Jun resisted the smell and picked up the underpants, and opened the inner lining. , and there are some other precautions, after reading it, he said in distaste, "The Witch Clan is too casual, such an important thing is actually written on a piece of stinky cloth."

Kunpeng was a little embarrassed, "Your Majesty, these are Di Jiang's underpants."

Di Jun: ...

"Have you heard that Ningxing Kunpeng has been imprisoned again, and this time he doesn't even turn into a fish?"

"Hey, your heart is unpredictable."

**

That Qin Feng squatted in the Wu Clan for several days, roughly figured out the situation of the Wu Clan, took off his night clothes and swaggered away from the Wu Temple, the Wu Clan came and went on the way, no one shot to stop him, waiting for Qin Feng Disappeared, a witch asked, "Do you know him?"

The companion shook his head, "I don't know, it's probably a guest invited by the leader."

Qin Feng traveled leisurely all the way back to Wuzhuang Temple, and said to Hongyun who was still recovering from his injuries, "The two of you in the west will not return to the Wu clan."

Zhen Yuanzi has changed his ways to replenish Hongyun's body these days. After a few days, Hongyun's face has turned red, and he has become more energetic. He will use the elixir as a bean, pour out a handful and stuff it into Qin Feng's hands. It means eating while talking. "It's good for nourishing qi and blood, it's fine, it won't kill you if you eat it."

Qin Feng: ...

He picked one and put it in his mouth, fruity?

"Dijiang is self-willed. Apart from his own clan, it is difficult for the Wu clan to see other monks. Occasionally, monks come to recommend themselves, and they leave soon. In addition, the Wu clan is also developing formations."

There is no need to worry about the formation. Those who squatted in the bushes together that day were probably spies from the Yaozu, and their cultivation seems to be not bad. It is estimated that the movement of the Wuzu is under the surveillance of the Yaozu.

"The two of you in the west can't be seen anywhere, and the Witch Clan is the number one enemy of the Monster Clan. If you go to the Monster Clan, you may not be able to take revenge for a while, and Di Jun will let you join the battle to deal with the Witch Clan together."

Hearing that Yaozu was going to pull Hongyun into the water, Zhen Yuanzi, who was cooking chicken soup beside him, became anxious, "You are not allowed to go."

Hong Yun hesitated at first, but Zhen Yuanzi's objection made him change his mind, "I was told to go before, but now I am not allowed to go. My half-heartedness is not due to Hong Yun. I will go to this monster clan."

Zhen Yuanzi was angry, he looked at Qin Feng who was knocking the pill beside him, and said, "Qin Feng, please persuade Hong Yun not to let him go into the muddy water."

Qin Feng said slowly, "It's useless for me to say it. The legs are on Hongyun's body. He can go wherever he likes. Besides, I can't beat Hongyun, so I won't cause trouble for myself."

"However, there are ways to avoid the struggle between the Lich and the Demon Clan. I remember that Empress Nuwa hasn't shown up for a long time. If you don't want to fight, you can apply for retreat with Dijun and move to live with Nuwa, and strive for double happiness."

Zhen Yuanzi clasped his palms together, "Great kindness."

Hongyun couldn’t do it anymore. In his opinion, moving to live with Nuwa was worse than staying in Wuzhuang Temple. Hongyun paid attention to Nuwa when he preached in Zixiao Palace. As the only female cultivator on the futon, Nuwa listened carefully. Open-minded and eager to learn, he didn't blink his eyelids during the whole game, he was just as good as Lao Tzu.Staying with this kind of cultivating maniac, I suffocate just thinking about it.

Hong Yun clutched her chest and pretended to be sick, "My heart hurts, I need to rest."

Zhen Yuanzi didn't suspect that there was a fake, so he hurried over to check the situation. The two of them chatted enthusiastically after asking and answering. I eat one peach at a time.

Qin Feng: ... What's wrong with this world?

Forced to eat dog food in Wuzhuangguan for several days, Hongyun pretended to be sick several times during this period, but Zhen Yuanzi saw through it the last time and broke the fruit-flavored panacea.In the end, the red cloud haunted Zhen Yuanzi all day long, making Zhen Yuanzi extremely annoyed.When the rumors that Kunpeng snatched Hongyun Hongmeng Ziqi spread throughout the prehistoric world, Qin Feng was about to go out again.

Zhen Yuanzi thought that Qin Feng was going back to Sanqing Palace, so he advised Qin Feng to stay for a few more days and give him a chance to express his gratitude.

"Don't go back to Sanqing Palace, I'm going to Yaozu to solve Hongyun's matter."

Zhen Yuanzi showed apologetic expression, "I was the one who got you in trouble, and now Hongyun is safe and sound, fellow Daoist Qin Feng, please don't take any more risks."

Qin Feng brushed off the dust from his sleeves, and said with a smile, "Hongyun's business is endless, you really treat him as Di Jun and won't do anything to him."

Zhen Yuanzi kept his mouth shut, it doesn't matter that those who achieve great things don't care about trivial matters, and it doesn't matter if they bear a reputation that goes back and forth. Now that there are rumors about Hongyun flying around outside, and that Hongmeng's purple energy will be taken away by the monster clan in the future, everyone doesn't think it's strange.

The pot is all on the back, and there is nothing that can't be done.

"Tell Hongyun to take good care of his body, and talk to Empress Nuwa later."

Zhen Yuanzi silently sent Qin Feng out, and when he returned to the house, seeing Hongyun sleeping soundly, he couldn't help cursing, "It's really a fool's blessing."

There is a section of road between Wanshou Mountain and the Yaozu. When Qin Feng arrived at the Yaozu, it was just dusk. After a busy day, the Yaozu returned to their nests, squatting in the cave, and opened their eyes wide when they saw outsiders coming, waiting to recognize them. When the opponent was Qin Feng, they all lowered their heads and slid quickly, for fear that Qin Feng would cause trouble for them.

There is no way, it is too much to misunderstand His Majesty's matchmaker as a villain, to isolate him, and to insult him.

Qin Feng didn't look sideways, and followed the demon general to the side hall. Hearing Qin Feng's arrival, Donghuang Taiyi was the first to put down the work at hand, and came to Qin Feng excitedly, "Fellow Daoist Qin Feng, my brother agreed to establish the Heavenly Court." ."

With a smile on his face, Qin Feng sincerely praised Donghuang Taiyi, "Your Highness has a heart."

Send the information directly to yourself, can you not be intentional?

Before Emperor Jun came, Donghuang Taiyi and Qin Feng got close, "I was deeply impressed by what fellow Taoist said on Sunstar last time. I don't know what you have to say from the bottom of my heart. I'm willing to listen carefully."

Qin Feng: ...it's so happy to cheat your brother.

Reminiscent of Tongtian's daily battle of wits and courage with Yuanshi Laozi, and seeing Donghuang Taiyi's appearance of seeking talents and thirsting for talents, Qin Feng's evil was on the verge of courage. something."

Donghuangtai understood in a second, pulled a stool and sat beside Qin Feng, "Talking about something, fellow daoist, will open my eyes."

Qin Feng said softly and softly, "Master Tongtian and Master Yuanshi have a good relationship. They often practice spells and formations together. If they lose, they call each other "brother" to show respect."

Donghuang Taiyi's eyes lit up, "Sanqing's brotherhood is deep, and he is really a role model for our generation."

He also wanted to ask Qin Feng some questions. Di Jun brought Kunpeng to kill him aggressively. Seeing that Donghuang Taiyi was about to grab his little hand, his face turned pale with anger, "Cheng Hede, come here, take Taiyi down for me." ."

Kunpeng coughed dryly, walked up to Donghuang Taiyi, and said tactfully, "His Royal Highness Donghuang, His Majesty has a private matter to discuss with fellow Daoist Qin Feng."

Donghuang Taiyi was confident, "I don't want to hear any private matters."

If Donghuangtaiyi's fighting power hadn't exploded, Kunpeng would have wanted to throw a word at Donghuangtaiyi's face.He thought for a while, then lowered his head and whispered a few words in Donghuangtaiyi's ear. Donghuangtaiyi's expression changed, and then he looked at Dijun with pity, stood up and encouraged him, "Brother, you can do it."

Di Jun didn't even bother to give him a look. When Kunpeng coaxed him away, Di Jun stood with his hands behind his back, condescendingly looking down at Qin Feng, "Is our great benefactor willing to come out of Wuzhuang Temple?"

Qin Feng smiled and said, "I don't dare to be a benefactor, but a matchmaker is still competent. I heard that the wedding of Your Majesty, Xi and Fellow Daoist is approaching, so don't forget me as a matchmaker."

It was only when he mentioned Xi and Dijun that his expression became a little better, "You came to Yaozu just to ask for a gift?"

Qin Feng said, "Of course not, I heard that His Majesty intends to establish a heavenly court."

As soon as the word "Heavenly Court" came out, Di Jun's gaze changed slightly. He found the master seat and sat down, staring at Qin Feng with his sharp golden eyes, "There has always been revenge for revenge, and resentment for revenge. Friends of the Daoist use my brother's finger to guide me to establish the Heavenly Court." , I will keep this kindness in my heart, but if fellow daoists are greedy, don't blame me for being cruel."

Qin Feng's expression remained unchanged, and he slowly said the words in his heart, "I am low-level in the lower realm, and my cultivation is mediocre. I am lucky to be taken in by Sanqing, so I have today. I don't talk about what Sanqing taught me. I know a word, and I die. I am not your Majesty's opponent. Your Majesty is like the sun and the moon. I am nothing more than a firefly. It is undoubtedly a daydream if I want to play tricks under your majesty's nose. To be honest, I want to ask your majesty for an oath. The oath about the red cloud is to testify with the way of heaven , I swear with my Dao heart."

Di Jun laughed, he looked at Qin Feng again, he was still the same person, wearing a robe, with a calm expression, neither humble nor overbearing, he suddenly changed his face, pulled out a long sword in his hand, and put it on Qin Feng's neck, "I will kill you now. "

Qin Feng remained motionless, "It's not necessary."

"This person is only a Daoist of the Sanqing Palace, not enough to pose a threat to the monster clan. On the contrary, Sanqing treats this person differently, and Zhen Yuanzi and Hongyun are friends. Killing one person and offending both parties is not worth the loss. Even if Sanqing does not In the future, if the monster clan is in trouble, Sanqing is likely to stand by and watch. Why not go along with the current and take Hongyun under his command, gain a saint, and become friends with Zhen Yuanzi, killing two birds with one stone, wouldn't it be beautiful."

Seeing that Dijun didn't answer, Qin Feng calmly added, "The Witch Clan is developing a formation, can your majesty find a way to deal with it?"

Di Jun threw away his long sword, and said coldly, "In the future, if you join the witch clan, you will definitely be killed."

Qin Feng raised his hand, "I, Qin Feng, swear to Heaven that I will never join the witch clan in this life. If I break my oath, I will be punished by heaven and earth."

With these words as a guarantee, Di Jun's face looked better. He returned to his seat and said nonchalantly, "You swear to me, lest my monster clan will betray its allies and seize the primordial purple energy."

Qin Feng smiled slightly, "Isn't that how it was spread outside?"

Di Jun: ...You bastard asked me to pass it on!

It took a long time for Di Jun to calm down because of Qin Feng's anger. He knew that he would not play tricks with Qin Feng, but dealt with business, "One cause and one effect, the cause of the heaven is up to you, and the fruit is still on Hongyun according to your wishes. From now on, the two will not owe each other."

Qin Feng nodded, watching Dijun swear, he was relieved, no matter whether Hongyun is willing to go to the Yaozu, at least the Yaozu will not do anything to Hongyun.

"There is one thing I don't know." After taking the oath, Di Jun looked at Qin Feng, "If it's for Hongyun, it's enough to set up the Heavenly Court, so why spread rumors."

Qin Feng seemed to have thought for a long time before he remembered that it was his own idea, and suddenly realized, "Don't your majesty think it's very interesting?"

Di Jun: Meaning, his reputation as a demon clan is gone!

Fearing that he would be so angry that he would have a myocardial infarction if he continued to chat, Di Jun told Qin Feng to leave quickly, because it would be bad if he came here once, and he hoped that this would be the last time we met.

Facing Dijun's disgusting gaze, Qin Feng slowly got up, fearing that Dijun would run out of energy and blood, Qin Feng came again, "Your Majesty is not curious about what I talked about with His Highness Donghuang?"

Di Jun, "Get lost."