Those years when I was a senior teacher

The three big characters stripped dance rolled in front of Qin Feng's eyes, and he looked at Zhen Yuanzi expressionlessly, "Are you jumping for Hongyun?"

Zhen Yuanzi almost lost his face, turned into anger and tried to explain, "He jumped by himself, I can't even stop him, it's none of my business."

Qin Feng said lightly, "Then your drinks are really good."

Zhen Yuanzi didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed, but his expression was not very good anyway.

Seeing that the two close friends were whispering and ignoring her, Hong Yun slapped the table, "Xiao Yuanzi."

"puff."

This time, Zhen Yuanzi was excited and rushed towards Qin Feng aggressively, "Are you laughing?"

Qin Feng said with a straight face, "No."

Zhen Yuanzi, "There are only three of us, it's not you who laughed or Hong Yun who laughed."

Qin Feng slapped his swollen face to pretend to be a fat man, "I'm not."

Zhen Yuanzi, "Then you give me a few laughs, just that voice."

Qin Feng really wanted to change his tone, but looking at Shangzhen Yuanzi's majestic and rigid face, and thinking of Hong Yun's words, Qin Feng couldn't hold back, "Pfft, hahahaha."

Perhaps because of the drunkenness, Zhen Yuanzi also laughed, and the two of them laughed together, forgetting about Hong Yun, and Hong Yun, who was ignored, sacrificed the soul gourd again, "Qin Feng."

Qin Feng laughed, looked at Zhen Yuanzi who was gloating, and thought of a plan, and said slowly, "Hongyun, friends reciprocate, you danced for Zhen Yuanzi last time, this time it's Zhen Yuanzi's dance. "

As soon as Hong Yun heard that it made sense, she turned the scattered soul gourd to Zhen Yuanzi, and said word by word, "You cheer me up."

Zhen Yuanzi's laughter was stuck, he wanted to settle the score with Qin Feng, but when he turned his head, there was no one there, and there was only Hong Yun who was relentless towards him, "Quickly jump and show me."

When fleeing from Wuzhuang Temple, I could still hear Zhen Yuanzi's heart-piercing voice, "Qin Feng, just wait for me!"

The well-dressed Qin Feng flicked his sleeves, expelling the smell of alcohol from his body, his eyes sparkled, and the corners of his lips smiled.

He waited.

Without the annoying little fairy Hongyun, Qin Feng went to Kunlun with ease. He followed the route last time and groped into the enlightened beast herd. He was about to break a branch of the Holy Woodman to return it, when a heavy object fell from the tree, which was neither light nor heavy. Heavy, just woke up the group of sleeping enlightened beasts.

Qin Feng, "..."

He looked expressionlessly at the creature crawling up from the ground. It had a human head and a snake body, and its lower body was densely covered by dark snake scales. He slowly got up from the ground and smiled faintly at Qin Feng.

Qin Feng didn't even want to say anything, and threw the magic weapon into the sky, cursing inwardly that it was extremely bad luck, thinking about looking for Shengmu Mandui in another place, and looking down, he saw that the other party was still standing there, and there were more and more enlightened beasts around, All of them bared their teeth and let out a low growl from their throats, making the whole herd restless.

Feeling troubled, Qin Feng took out the last magic weapon and threw it down. Before the group of enlightened beasts could react, he reached out and grabbed the opponent's hand, taking advantage of the breeze under his feet to stay away from the battlefield.

After traveling for hundreds of miles, he confirmed that the group of enlightened beasts would not catch up again. Qin Feng let go of his people and tried to persuade him, "The enlightened beasts are not good enemies. It would be better to find a companion if you want to do it."

Hearing this, the one who had been silent since just now laughed, "Fellow Daoist is caring about me, and yes, fellow Daoist is really kind, wasting a magic weapon to take me away from the enlightened herd."

Qin Feng didn't see the people clearly in the scuffle before, and now he will face up to the people around him again. Except for the awkward snake tail on his lower body, he looks good, with beautiful features, and a gentle smile, which makes him feel like a gentleman.It's rare for Qin Feng to say a few more words, "It's nothing more than a little effort, and you are also here to pick the holy wood Mandui?"

The man was stunned and shook his head, "Shengmu Mandui? No, this Kunlun Mountain is uniquely endowed with the aura of heaven and earth and the essence of the sun and the moon, which is suitable for cultivation."

Qin Feng followed suit and nodded, "There are too many enlightened animals." The birds and animals all over the mountain were full of vitality. Thinking about Yuan Shi's temper, if he really arranged the dojo here, it is estimated that the animals all over the mountain will suffer.

The other party smiled and said, "That's right. I originally wanted to lure the Beastmaster to come forward and have a good discussion so that my brother and sister can live in the future. Who knows..."

He ran out halfway and rescued the person.Qin Feng raised the corner of his mouth, "Sorry."

Instead, the other party apologized to Qin Feng, "I disturbed Fellow Daoist."

The two of you talked to each other, and it was much better than Hong Yun. Qin Feng rarely gave birth to a friendship, and took the initiative to introduce himself, "I'm Qin Feng, I don't know what to call you?"

The other party nodded slightly, with a spring breeze on his face, "Fuxi."

Qin Feng's heart skipped a beat, "Do you have a younger sister named Nuwa?"

Fuxi was a little surprised, but quickly replied, "My sister is naughty, if I offend fellow daoist, I hope fellow daoist Haihan."

Qin Feng shook his head, how could he dare to say that Nuwa was very bad, "No, actually, I have admired Nuwa for a long time."

Although he became a demon in this life, he was still a human being in his previous life, and he has traveled through time again. He didn’t see that the creator of mankind was at a loss. Qin Feng thought happily, first he asked for Fuxi’s signature, and then he asked Nuwa for a hug.

It's not too much for a child to beg his mother to hold her high.

Just as he was imagining how graceful the legendary Nuwa was, Fuxi's voice suddenly turned cold, "Do you admire my sister?"

Qin Feng's little chicken pecked at the rice, "Exactly."

The vertical pupils unique to snakes appeared in Fuxi's eyes, "I have practiced with Nuwa for tens of thousands of years, why haven't I met you?"

Fuxi glanced at Qin Feng up and down, and firmly suppressed Qin Feng with the advantage of natural enemies. The snake core loomed between his lips that opened and closed. His intention was obvious. Are you looking for death?

Qin Feng: Did he offend Fuxi somewhere?

But when he thought about how well-known she is in mythology, history, unofficial history and official history, Qin Feng became more courageous and continued to praise Nuwa in front of Fuxi, "Nuwa is beautiful and kind-hearted. , but have not been able to meet each other."

Fuxi ignored Qin Feng, the tail of the snake behind him gently patted the ground, and several openings appeared in the ground, extending to Qin Feng's feet, Fuxi's voice fluctuated from far to near, "Nuwa and I plan to settle in Kunlun, if you really admire Nuwa, just help me relieve the worries of enlightened beasts. In this way, I can also speak well for you in front of Nuwa, and if you have actual achievements and me, Nuwa will definitely look at you with admiration."

The current Qin Feng is by no means an opponent of the Enlightened Beast. You must know that if you want to cultivate like Hongyun, seeing the Enlightened Beast is the best policy. This kind of beast was born in Kunlun and has been devastated by wind and frost. It has rough skin and thick flesh. The defense points are full, and the attack power is not weak. Let him fight with a group of enlightened beasts as a fairy, and he will be disabled even if he is not dead.

Qin Feng broke into a cold sweat and laughed, "Fellow Taoist Fuxi is just joking."

Fuxi was not smiling, but had a very serious expression, "I'm not joking, if you dare to covet my sister, I'll kill you every minute. Enlightened beasts can't kill you, so it's okay, I'll take some karma and send you back to God Pangu."

Qin Feng couldn't laugh anymore.

"Boss, I was wrong."

He didn't expect Fuxi to be a sister-in-law, or the kind who was terminally ill and hopeless.Just as he was hesitating whether to find out to Tiandao that he had no delusions about Nuwa, he heard a soft female voice.

"elder brother."

Fuxi, who was originally stern, changed his face in an instant, and greeted the visitor with a smile, so gentle that he almost dripped water, "Sister, why are you here?"

He stretched out his hand and was about to say something sweet to Nuwa, when he raised his eyes and saw a male cultivator standing beside Nuwa, wearing a robe with wide sleeves, gold thread and silver thread at the collar, a jade belt around his waist, a pair of golden eyes that are oppressive, and his expression is arrogant .As for Nuwa, she smiled a little forcedly.

"The sermon in Zixiao Palace is over, fellow Taoist Emperor Jun sent me back."

He directly ignored Qin Feng who was beside Fuxi, and slightly nodded at Fuxi, "I am Emperor Jun."

Fuxi's complexion suddenly changed.

Although he and Nu Wa planned to join Di Jun, but after seeing Di Jun himself, Fuxi didn't really want to join him.The reason is very simple, Fu Xi felt that Di Jun was plotting against his sister.

Di Jun is not the Qin Feng just now, he has a low cultivation base and no background. As the leader of the monster clan, Di Jun’s family has a great career, and there is another Donghuang Taiyi who is no less than himself; his cultivation base is so high that Kunpeng of Nanming can bow his head and bow his head as a minister .

It is impossible for God Jun Fuxi to say that he will kill you every minute. He smiled slightly and said kindly, "It was fellow Daoist Dijun, and you are too naughty, sister. He sent you back."

Nu Wa looked ashamed, and acted as a good sister, "I was wrong."

She wanted to dump Di Jun on the way, but what she said was sending him off all the way, and halfway on the way, and it was delivered abruptly to the door of the house. Nuwa smiled on her face and greeted Sun Xing tens of thousands of times in her heart.

day!

Fuxi was looking at Dijun, and Dijun was also looking at Fuxi. When he saw Nuwa in Zixiao Palace, Dijun felt that this female cultivator had some tricks to monopolize the position by herself.Right now, the monster clan and the witch clan are fighting fiercely. It is the time when talents are needed. Nuwa is superior in both cultivation and means. Get Nuwa first, make her a general and fix her up.

Therefore, when Nu Wa threw an olive branch to him, Di Jun took it without hesitation. When he learned that there was a pair of such talents, Di Jun was delighted. He wanted his sister, and he wanted his brother too.

"It has nothing to do with Fellow Daoist Nuwa. I want to send Fellow Daoist Nuwa off. I can't bear to see Fellow Daoist Nuwa alone in Zixiao Palace. I am here to escort Fellow Daoist Nuwa out of the spirit of being a monster."

Fuxi said in his heart that you can lie to Qin Feng next to him. He doesn't know how much Nuwa weighs as an older brother. He can't stop himself when he gets fierce. faster.

"Speaking of which, Fellow Daoist Fuxi is really careless. He didn't talk to his sister when he moved. If I didn't have Hetu Luoshu, Fellow Daoist Nuwa would still be wandering outside."

Di Jun's meaning is obvious, let's live in my house, my house is big, and I have Hetu Luoshu as a compass, I will give you a big warm family.

From Fuxi's ears, it means that if you want a magic weapon, you don't have a magic weapon, and if you want a territory, you don't have a territory. Fuxi, you trash, you don't deserve to have Nuwa.

Before the three sentences were reached, Fuxi directly blacklisted Dijun, he heheed twice, "I thank fellow Taoist Dijun."

Dijun has always been used to being flattered, so he didn't hear the irony in Fuxi's words. He thought that he was also a future general, and said politely, "Fellow Taoist Fuxi, you are too polite. As the elder brother of fellow Taoist Fuxi, naturally There are also advantages.”

"That's not as good as God's handsome friend."

"Friend Fuxi really loves to joke."

The two big men had a heated chat there, and they thought they were brothers who had been separated for many years. At the end of the chat, Di Jun sent an invitation to Fuxi, "If you are free, fellow Taoist Fuxi, you can come and sit with me."

Fuxi smiled all over his face, "Definitely."

As soon as Dijun left, Fuxi immediately changed his face. He said to Qin Feng, "Don't you like my sister? If you fuck Dijun, I will marry my sister to you."

The author has something to say: Please use one sentence to summarize the relationship between Nuwa and the people present:

Di Jun: A cross-species political marriage, mixed with interest disputes and the replacement of blood and tears

Fuxi: Brother and sister orthopedic sadomasochism

Qin Feng: Mom...