Those years when I was a senior teacher

Marshal Canopy was beaten up.

It was Sun Wukong who beat him, and the reason was that Marshal Tianpeng laughed at his low official position.

Marshal Tianpeng who was beaten was furious. Since he was not strong enough for Monkey King to beat him twice, Marshal Tianpeng reported the matter to Yaochi, hoping that Yaochi would give him justice.

Then there is no more text.

Yaochi received the certificate from Marshal Tianpeng, read the content inside, and threw the certificate down, pretending it was nothing.

Sun Wukong became an official in the Heavenly Court, and Qin Feng personally appointed the official position. It can be seen that Sun Wukong has a lot of weight. According to later generations, the background is very hard.As for Marshal Tianpeng, although he commands [-] sailors and is in charge of the water department, the water department is actually taken over by the Dragon Clan.Marshal Tianpeng listened to the scenery, but in fact he was a bare-handed commander, or the kind who had no real power.

A small official with a hard background and a high official in name only, Yaochi weighed it for a moment, then gently ignored Marshal Tianpeng's earnest gaze.

Marshal Canopy was miserable.Because I can't beat Monkey King, I can only run to Monkey King and say harsh words. It's okay for a day or two, but after a long time, the cruel words become a joke.Every time Marshal Tianpeng went to Sun Wukong, the Immortals would say, "Marshal, when will the verdict come down?"

At this time, Marshal Canopy would show his nine-toothed rake, raise his neck and shout, "Tomorrow, tomorrow will come down."

After a long time, the whole heaven knew about it, and even Taibai Xingjun would tease Marshal Canopy, "Marshal, has the verdict come down yet?"

Not to mention how aggrieved Marshal Tianpeng was, he couldn't figure out why the empress, who had always enforced the law impartially, did not issue an edict to punish the above-mentioned Sun Wukong.

On the other hand, Sun Wukong couldn't be happier. He was told the truth about Bi Mawen's position that day. Sun Wukong looked at his colleagues again, and his mentality changed. Obviously, the smile on the other party's face was the same as yesterday. Today, Sun Wukong is not happy anyway. stand up.

Are they laughing at me?

As the saying goes, you don't hit people with smiling faces when you stretch out your hands. If they don't do it, Sun Wukong is not easy to hit people.

In this unhappy life, Marshal Tianpeng, who came to challenge him every day, became Sun Wukong's hope. Sun Wukong felt that at least Marshal Tianpeng, who was cursing at him, had a true temperament and would not pretend to be false.

Life in Tianting has always been depressing. Apart from letting the horses go, you just sit in the house and write official documents. Writing official documents is not like reading in the past. You can learn more spells by writing more.Sun Wukong couldn't sit still, he could read the words, but he couldn't understand even a single one of the literary words. He came and went again and again, and the arrival of Marshal Canopy every afternoon became the happiest thing for Sun Wukong.As long as Marshal Tianpeng's voice sounds, Monkey King will always appear in front of Marshal Tianpeng immediately, whether it is a real fight or a fake fight, Monkey King is very happy to have a few tricks with Marshal Tianpeng.

Sun Wukong is happy, Marshal Tianpeng's face is turning green, he can't get up or down, there is no news from Yaochi, and he can't bear to call Sun Wukong his brother, the meeting every afternoon has become the most painful time for Marshal Tianpeng.

Don't let me see Bi Mawen's face.

But no matter how fun Marshal Tianpeng is, it can't match the boring days in the heaven. Monkey King misses the happy days in Huaguo Mountain, and the position of Bi Mawen is really boring.One day, when Marshal Tianpeng came to look for Monkey King as usual, he found that the man had gone to the sky and the monkey had disappeared.

Regardless of whether Sun Wukong was squeezed out or left voluntarily, in short, Sun Wukong is no longer in the heavenly court, and his canopy marshal is also elated and let out a bad breath.Everyone said that Bi Mawen was beaten away by himself, and his face was full of complacency, not to mention how proud he was.

This story was spread widely, and finally it reached Yaochi's ears, she was surprised, "Monkey King is gone?"

Taibai Jinxing said, "It's been a while."

How can I do that, this is what the senior brother told her, Sun Wukong left, doesn't it mean that she is not good at handling affairs in heaven, and she can't even keep herself.Yao Chi pondered, "Go and invite him back."

In Taibai Jinxing's view, Sun Wukong left without saying goodbye, which was slapping Tianting in the face. The empress said please, which means please put the knife on the opponent's neck.Taibai Jinxing immediately geared up and said loudly, "I obey the order!"

I forgot to mention that this Taibai Jinxing was a military general during his lifetime, with a literary and martial arts strategy. As for why he was named Taibai Jinxing, it was mainly because he was good at fighting.Later in the Heavenly Court, there was no war for nine days, the general took off his armor and danced his ink, and stood in front of Yaochi by his ability. Because he did so well, many people forgot the original position of this Xingjun.

Taibaijinxing, the master of killing.

He immediately greeted his brothers and went to the lower realm with a murderous look.

Yaochi still didn't know about the great achievements of their Xingjun, after Taibaijinxing left, they asked about the reason of the incident, and the little fairies told Yaochi all the gossip they knew.

What Marshal Canopy harassed Sun Wukong every day, and scolded others, Sun Wukong and Marshal Canopy fought.In the end, Monkey King couldn't take it anymore and was forced to leave the heaven.The little fairies in the story had teary eyes and wanted to defend Monkey King.

"Niang Niang, you have to make the decision for Brother Monkey."

When Yaochi heard that it was okay, he immediately arrested Tianpeng and demoted him to the lower world with trumped-up charges.

As for the crime, Yaochi thought about it and charged Tianpeng with molesting Chang'e.

Molesting Chang'e... Molesting the invisible boss Taiyin Xingjun in the heaven.

All the immortals sighed, Marshal Canopy is so miserable.

There is no Chang'e in Guanghan Palace, only two invisible bosses, one is Chang Xi, a veritable Taiyin star king, the kind who can kill dragons with a shot, and the other is Empress E, don't look at this unknown, Taoist He is also able to carry the Zhou Tian Xingchen formation. Although it looks bad in the eyes of the boss, Ehuang is also fierce in the eyes of the rookies who are newcomers.

For a while, Yaochi heard the people below bragging about Chang Xi and Ehuang, and thought to themselves, thanks to your lack of knowledge, you can brag all day long.If you know that these two are just two of three corpses, you won't be scared to death.

Not to mention the days when Marshal Canopy was not a human being in the lower realm.After receiving the order, Taibai Jinxing rushed to Huaguo Mountain, ready to fight with Monkey King.He acted upright, blared outside with a loudspeaker, and talked about Sun Wukong's many crimes, such as dereliction of duty, disrespect to his boss, and bullying his colleagues.

Sun Wukong was still worried about Tianting's affairs, but Tianting directly sent someone to clean him up. Monkey King was so angry that he didn't say anything, so he started to do it. Taibai Jinxing called Monkey Brother, I was wrong.

Taibai Jinxing was defeated in this battle, and the brothers hid in the cave, discussing that they must not return to the heaven like this, otherwise they would lose face there.So he muttered and muttered, and finally Taibai Jinxing came out to try to persuade Monkey King with words.

Others are the ones who salute first and then soldiers, but when it comes to Taibai Jinxing, soldiers first and then salute. Naturally, Sun Wukong's attitude is not much better, saying that he can go back, but the heavens must recognize his name as the Monkey King and build a mansion for him to live in. .

Taibai Jinxing heard that his teeth hurt. If this is reported, let alone whether Sun Wukong will be beaten, he must have no good fruit.After much deliberation, he knew that there was no way to recover from this matter, so he simply hid Yaochi's words and called for rescuers, and went to Nezha for help, trying to see if he could beat the monkey to the ground.

Hearing that Sun Wukong rebelled below and dared to fight against the Heavenly Court, Nezha was very excited and didn't say hello to his father. He grabbed Taibai Jinxing and went to Huaguo Mountain to kill them. The two fought for hundreds of rounds, and finally Sun Wukong won. With half a move, he even tore off one of his arms.Nezha was annoyed, and took the lotus root and said harshly, "You wait for me."

Taibai Jinxing, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, felt a lump in his heart when he saw that Nezha was retreating, and thought to himself that he had misjudged him.

This monkey is not only able to fight, it is very good at fighting.

Sun Wukong has been holding back in Heavenly Court for so many days, and finally came a few opponents who are comparable to him, and he was sullen. Regardless of what Tianting said, he wholeheartedly looked forward to Nezha's rescue.

Nezha didn't look for anyone, and ran all the way back to Yuxu Palace, and didn't go back to the Golden Light Cave to call Taiyi, but went straight into the Jinxia Cave, yelling, "Yang Jian, you have to help me."

Yang Jian sat under the tree and played chess with Yu Ding, Ni Tianying took a nap on the tree, Xiao Tiangou squatted at Yang Jian's feet and took a nap.Yang Jian shook his hand, and the chess piece at his fingertips fell on the board, ruining the whole game.

Yu Ding smiled, grabbed Yang Jian's hand and refused to give a chance, picked up the sunspots on the chessboard with his knuckle hand, and said, "No regrets, no regrets."

Yang Jian was sullen and unhappy.

How many times has he lost, and finally had a chance to win, how can he think that Master is so heartless.

He watched Heizi being devoured, sighed helplessly, and turned to Nezha who was standing beside him, "What's the matter?"

Nezha thought for a while, then raised the lotus root in his hand, "Are you hungry?"

Yang Jian:……

Knowing the cause and effect, Yang Jian said, "You want me to stand up for you and take down Monkey King."

Nezha was chopping the lotus root on the cutting board, showing the unique vigor of a young man. Since he was in Yuxu Palace, he spoke more casually, "I just can't swallow this breath. Think about it, Taoist Fengshen will embarrass us a lot. Tired Master Yuding personally ran to Chaoge to rescue us, causing Master Yuding to relapse from his old injury. You are uncomfortable, and my master is also worried. Now Taoist Duobao’s apprentice has gone down to earth privately. Taibai Jinxing was ordered to arrest us. It is our revenge when."

Yang Jian said, "You are avenging your own personal revenge. Master's affairs cannot be mixed up. Also, I don't want to interfere with the affairs of the heavenly court."

Nezha knew that Yang Jian had a grudge with Heaven because of Fairy Yunhua.Yang Jian didn't enter the Heavenly Court even after becoming a god, and went straight back to Yuxu Palace to become an unknown soldier.He said, "You went with me last time."

Yang Jian said, "I did it for you."

What is the difference between being for him and for Tianting, Nezha changed his mind, dropped the kitchen knife, and muttered next to Yang Jian, "Master Yuding has always wanted to see Daoist Duobao, we can just make a fuss about it. Once you accidentally hurt Sun Wukong, you have to come to apologize, and then the master and apprentice will go to stop the teaching together, and you can stay as long as you want."

Yang Jian glanced at Nezha, "It's too bad."

Nezha frankly said, "I just want to vent my anger, how about it, can you help me, or help me to find Master."

Going to Taiyi's side is a big deal.Yang Jian agreed, Nezha smiled, and the two talked for a long time in the kitchen. Yuding poked his head in and saw Nezha's masterpiece, and said with a smile, "You really don't know how to cut vegetables."

Nezha talked sweetly, pulled Yang Jian over and said, "I can't compare to Yang Jian. Speaking of Yang Jian's ingenuity, Master Yuding taught him better."

Yu Ding shook his head and laughed for a long time, saying that Nezha went to the Heavenly Court to talk the same thing.Xiao Tiangou dragged a wild boar in behind him, moving slowly, Yu Ding noticed, turned around and picked up the wild boar with one hand, and shouted at Yang Jian, "Come here and help kill the pig."

Yang Jian responded, and went outside with Yuding.Nezha looked at the pair of master and apprentice, feeling slightly sour in his heart.He thought to himself, a pure and clean person like Uncle Yuding can wash his hands and make soup for Yang Jian, so why is his master not at all.Talking and changing faces all day long has no interest at all.

The three of them butchered a pig and hid in the kitchen to eat the whole pig feast. Xiaotiangou and Nitianying also shared a lot.At the end of the meal, Nezha couldn't eat anymore, so he put down his chopsticks and said to Yu Ding, "Master, Yang Jian and I went out to digest food."

Yu Ding nodded, cleaned up the leftovers on the table, and went to the Golden Light Cave in person, and sent a dish of lotus root stewed pork ribs to Master Taiyi.

Daoist Taiyi was puzzled, "Why are you giving me food?"

How many years has he been fasting.

Yu Ding thought for a while, "Fat and water don't flow into outsiders' fields."

Real Taiyi:? ? ?

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After eating and drinking, the two went to Huaguo Mountain. Compared with Nezha, Yang Jian was more powerful. He learned from Yuding, and was pitied by Nuwa Empress. He opened his third eye, and his Taoism and magic were all superior to Monkey King. After hundreds of rounds, Sun Wukong felt like retreating, not wanting to fight Yang Jian again.On the contrary, Yang Jian expressed sympathy for each other, and his words were extremely polite, "I will accompany you to the Heavenly Court, resign and return to Biyou Palace."

There was nothing wrong with this, but Nezha was not happy when he heard it, his pretty face was full of anger.He and Yang Jian are brothers, what is this Monkey King!

Sun Wukong didn't want to go back to Biyou Palace. In the past, he couldn't think of Shu and didn't want to go back. Now he can't let go of his face and feels that he will be laughed at when he goes back to Biyou Palace.He thought of Qin Feng's words that day, and he felt a kind of fear in his heart.

The master only allowed him to rest for a few days. He had not returned to Biyou Palace for several years, which was already beyond the time. Instead of going back and being scolded by the master, it would be better not to go back forever.

He didn't want to see Master's disappointed eyes.

Thinking of this, Sun Wukong said, "It's still the same sentence, admit that my grandson is the Monkey King, otherwise my grandson will not go back."

Yang Jian only thought that Sun Wukong wanted a name, and nodded to express his understanding of Sun Wukong, "Actually, there is no need to do this, the master is indifferent to fame and fortune, and he hopes that you are safe and sound."

Not wanting Sun Wukong to blow his hair, he raised his golden cudgel and shouted, "You don't have to worry about my old grandson's affairs."

He made a real move, and it doesn't matter whether it's serious or not. Yang Jian is worried that he is his own, and gradually loses the wind. Seeing this situation, Nezha can't sit still. Immediately, Hun Tianling swung into the battle and fought with Monkey King.

Nezha and Sun Wukong are both serious, and they used Yang Jian as a helper to persuade the fight. The three of them fought their own way, and no one helped the other.Nezha said angrily, "Yang Jian, which side are you helping?"

Monkey King, "Go away."

Yang Jian,"……"

When Taibai Jinxing arrived, the three of them fought hard, all of them were wounded, and they were all in a mess.Taibai Jinxing was dumbfounded, this was not the result he wanted.

In desperation, Taibai Jinxing shouted, "Stop beating, your empress agrees."

The three of them stopped and looked at Taibai Jinxing in unison, causing Taibai Jinxing to feel guilty for a while. He swallowed, opened his eyes and said nonsense, "Really, your mother promised the Great Sage."

My Majesty blesses you, I hope he won't be the second unlucky guy who molested Chang'e.

The author has something to say: Taibaijinxing, also known as Venus, also known as Changgengxing, was the image of a Valkyrie before the Ming Dynasty, and became an old man after the Ming Dynasty, and even started a civil job.This wave turned into a huge loss.

The article "After being forced to become the leader of Chanjiao" is true, I am not writing jokes, I am advertising, little angels look at me! (shout)

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The author has something to say: Di Jun plans to publish a love story about himself and Xihe.After writing the script, he enthusiastically sent it to Xi He, hoping that Xi He could help him polish the script, but Xi He called him back.

"Overbearing will not be popular anymore, you can't sell it."

Di Jun carefully took notes in a small notebook, and asked what themes are popular now?

"Sexual change, domineering female boss keeps a bad boy, involves power and sex transactions, and boys will abuse their bodies and minds. The more bloody the better."

His Majesty the Demon Emperor fell into deep thought.

I have changed, or the world is getting old.