Those years when I was a senior teacher

In a sense, the conference of the Three Religions can be regarded as a meeting of explaining, intercepting and tearing, especially referring to Guang Chengzi's unilateral tearing and forcing.At the time of the separation of the three Qings, the family had not been dragged away. At the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, Guangchengzi and the Antarctic fairy, plus the oil bottle Xuanyuan, Tongtian is almost the same, Qinfeng Jinling, and a turtle son, Laozi and Xuandu, these few waves of people Later, the huge two religions were formed, and the human religion was not counted.Most of the disciples are not familiar with the next door, the sign of witch hunting, and only a handful of elite disciples are familiar with it, the Twelve Golden Immortals and the Eight Great Disciples of Jiejiao. Goodbye fellow Taoist.

Unfamiliar, no appointment.

Now that you want to participate in the Three Religions Conference, everyone's first thought is that you can't kill yourself.

What if something goes wrong and you are scolded by your own leader?The relationship between the leaders of the two religions is so good, if something happens, they will be sinners through the ages.

Everyone unanimously decided to play a fake match, but Guang Chengzi was looking forward to the game with great interest. Without him, Qin Feng did not participate in the last Three Religions Conference. With real swords and guns in battle, he was full of joy waiting for Jiejiao to come to kick the gym, waiting and waiting, and finally Xuandu and Jinling were waiting.

As for Qin Feng, he heard that he had something to do, so he didn't participate.

Guang Chengzi's face lost all color in an instant, and he felt dull.

Jin Ling doesn't know what's going on in Guang Chengzi's mind, the more she knows, the more unhappy she is, why, is she, the Holy Mother of Jin Ling, not worthy of you, Guang Chengzi?

She directly pushed open the palace gate, followed by San Xiao and others. Jin Ling raised his head, wearing pearls and tassels all around, showing a dignified and dignified look, without losing the heroic spirit between his brows, he was already able to take on the responsibility.

She took a step forward with a smile on her face, "Long time no see, Junior Brother Guangchengzi."

As Guang Chengzi's opponent, Jin Ling is very familiar with Guang Chengzi's black history. For example, he has not changed his teeth when he entered the house, and he is the youngest of the three.

As expected, Guang Chengzi lowered his face, and said in a nonchalant way, "Second Junior Sister is concerned."

The opening sentence was full of gunpowder, and the onlookers were silent, for fear of offending the two big bosses. Only Xuandu was out of the situation. He looked left and right, and finally took out the small pill he made himself, and forcibly broke into the topic. This has a Nine-Turn Golden Elixir."

Guang Chengzi paused, staring at the little gourd in front of him, feeling a little hot in his heart, his face was expressionless, and he put on a face and said thank you.

Xuandu was not affected by Guangchengzi at all, and said happily, "I took the whole responsibility of teaching."

Guang Chengzi's face turned black, and he gave the pill as soon as he gave it, why did he point out the instructions.

Jin Ling was happy, and deliberately complained, "Brother Xuandu is going too far, he only gives explanations but not cuts off."

Xuandu let out an 'ah' and said frankly, "The wounded are given priority."

Your elaboration is the place to be beaten, and the elucidation will undoubtedly lose.

Speaking from the experience of those who have been there.

Xuan didn't think there was anything wrong, so he cast his eyes on Yuding in the crowd, his eyes were piercing, as if to say, Junior Brother Yuding, I have developed a new medicine.

Yuding moved behind Taiyi, regretting why he took such a slap for Guang Chengzi back then.

He is almost becoming a guinea pig for the father, master and apprentice, and he puts all kinds of pills in his mouth.

The disciples of the three religions chatted in full swing, and at the end, the leader of Chanjiao did not show up. Xuandu came together with Jin Ling as a guest. The two hadn't seen each other for a long time, and they talked about many things. When we arrived at Shanheshejitu, Master came back and changed his temper. When asked about Qin Feng's whereabouts, Jin Ling frowned, "I said I saw an old friend."

Eldest brother's friends are almost gone by now, Hongyun Daozu is in the wilderness, Xi and Niangniang are retreating, she really can't think of elder brother's friends.

Xuan Du didn't think much about it, but regretted that he didn't have the chance to see Qin Feng again, and brought Lao Tzu's words to him, "The second and third uncles are guests at the Bajing Palace, and the master told you to get ready, and there are still things to do later."

These words sounded nonsensical, but Jin Ling understood it, thinking that she would use the name of the Three Religions Conference to avenge her personal revenge and attack Chanjiao.Now that they are required to be ready for battle, the conference of the three religions must be just a gimmick, and the real good show will come later.

But it's all here, wouldn't it be a waste not to play a few tricks with Guang Chengzi, thinking of this, Jin Ling's face brightened, "Okay, get ready."

On the other side of the Bajing Palace, Lao Tzu took out the dusty poker and played Doudizhu with his two younger brothers. The three brothers hadn't seen each other for a long time, and the eldest brother inevitably chanted a few words, and the first to bear the brunt was Yuan Shi.

Over the years, the more time travels, the more layers of tulle are covered in the coat alone, and thanks to Yuan Shi, it can be pressed down, otherwise it would be a moving wardrobe.Lao Tzu said, "The five colors make people blind, the great way is invisible, like the sound of a great sound, hidden and nameless."

The translation is, look at you, you are dressed in fancy clothes, like a dish, it is detrimental to the image of a saint, second brother, you are already beautiful, don't decorate your appearance, the real beauty comes from the inside out Divergent.

Yuan Shi listened and understood, and had a good attitude, "What brother said is very true."

Then there is no more text.

You just say, take off a piece of clothing and I lose.

This kind of positive attitude of admitting mistakes and not repenting made me unhappy, and turned to make troubles for Tongtian. This guy has been having fun since he entered the door, and he laughed even more happily when he lost. He didn't know what he was doing at all.

In order to revive his elder brother's prestige, Lao Tzu decided to play a big game, "Take off your clothes if you lose."

Tong Tian came back to his senses, and said unwillingly, "Second brother wears so many clothes, it's not fair."

Lao Tzu then said, "Then you draw bastards."

Tong Tian said angrily, "This is an insult to my disciple."

I haven't dared to challenge him for a while, Lao Tzu said, "If you have no shame in your heart, you are as good as the way, and if you have shame in your heart, you are like dung."

If you didn't have ghosts in your heart, how could you scold your disciples.

Your elder brother is still your elder brother, Tong Tian was left speechless by Lao Tzu, he thought he was unlucky and followed the game, after a few rounds, Tong Tian couldn't bear it, and asked Yuan Shi to trouble him, "It's not a secret if it's good."

Yuanshi had a clear conscience, "If you don't do it for a long time, it's inevitable that your hands will be raw. It's a work of practice, brother, don't be angry."

Isn't this covering up the secret? He used Dou Di as the main trainer to practice his hands.

It's no wonder Tongtian, who has a bastard face, isn't angry, "Wang Zha, get off!"

Yuan Shi glanced at Tong Tian, ​​and slowly took off a piece of tulle, without losing his demeanor.

After a few rounds, Tong Tian was full of bastards, Lao Tzu took off only his underpants, Yuan Shi was still radiant, and under the background of his elder brother and younger brother, Yuan Shi's back was straighter and his expression was more proud.

He shook his sleeves, and showed off to Lao Tzu, "This cassock uses 99 pieces of tulle, which means ninety-nine pieces are one."

Old Bullet closed the door with his fingers, and three corpses appeared behind him, all of them dressed as in the winter, one after another, he looked at Yuan Shi with a blank expression, "Very good, since the second brother is successful in learning, I will ask for advice today some."

Return ninety-nine to one, if I don’t strip your clothes off today, I won’t be called Lao Tzu!

The Three Purities in the Bajing Palace are 'trembling' to cover up the secrets, and the Three Religions Conference is made mysterious. People outside Yuxu Palace want to watch the excitement, but people in Yuxu Palace have no excitement to watch.

Brother Guang Chengzi said that he dared not move since the leader was not there.

The disciples of the two religions were too busy to kowtow melon seeds, and the Western religion on the other side of Chaoge was fidgeting, so they ran to Dushu and asked Zhunti Taoist, "Master, explain the differences between the two religions, should we..."

Taoist Zhunti rolled his eyes, "Idiot."

Sanqing has a good relationship, how could he tear his face apart because of the death of a disciple of the third generation, Qin Feng's death is almost the same, what kind of conference of the three religions, it is obvious that he was tricked by the Western religion, thinking that he didn't know Sanqing's plan, and it was the same to cover up the secret. His interest was to lure the tiger away from the mountain, deceive him away from Chaoge, and then the disciples of Chanjiao swarmed up and sent the Westerners to the list of gods.

He had a good idea at the beginning.

Thinking of this, the Taoist asked, "What's the situation with the Dragon Clan?"

Du Shu replied, "He said he would come tomorrow."

Tomorrow after tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows, how many tomorrows are there, and there is still no movement, Taoist Zhunti finally understands that the Dragon Clan is going to run away.

At that time, the Zixiao Palace was full of iron bones, and they put down their ruthless words, saying that I was the Emperor of Heaven in other years, and the whole world bowed their heads as ministers, but now they run away as soon as they stop teaching, waste.

He was thinking about teaching the Dragon Clan a lesson, but he was distracted by the conference of the Three Religions. He was not afraid of [-], just in case. None of this group of congregants was an opponent of the Twelve Golden Immortals. He was no longer dangerous and unpredictable.Taoist Zhunti said he was fine, but he was still annoyed, so he finally found Shen Gongbao and asked him to visit Yuxu Palace.

Shen Gongbao had a rough time these days, after being shaved by Tongtian, he didn't have the guts to go back to Biyou Palace, and wanted to leave Chaoge for refuge, but the Western Sect was pressing him not to let him go.There was no news from his master, and Yang Jian was far away from the fire, so Shen Gongbao collected the hair while crying, and gave himself a felt hat with embroidery needles.

Huh, I miss Uncle Gongming, I miss Uncle Gongming's cat rice, the one with three egg yolks.

When he was caught in front of Taoist Zhunti, Shen Gongbao didn't cry anymore. He held his whisk and made a posture of Daogu Xianfeng. He couldn't beat him, and he couldn't lose face.

Zhunti Taoist was too lazy to talk nonsense with Shen Gongbao, so he ordered him to go to Yuxu Palace to find out, and directly threw him out of Chaoge.

Du Shu couldn't understand Zhunti Taoist's approach, and when Shen Gongbao left, he said, "Master, Shen Gongbao's identity is suspicious. Letting him go to Yuxu Palace is not letting the tiger go back to the mountain."

Taoist Zhunti sneered, "How much trouble can be caused by a three-generation disciple of Jiejiao."

At present, there is no one in Chaoge, and there is a lack of a whistleblower. Shen Gongbao is the spy.Even if Shen Gongbao wanted to go back, Qin Feng would not agree.

Isn't he a spy? Let's see if he dares to return to the Interceptor. He, Qin Feng, wants to use Shen Gongbao to steal information about the Western Church. Why doesn't he use Shen Gongbao to try the Interceptor?

Shen Gongbao really wanted to take this opportunity to return to the interception. After losing the fur to keep out the cold, Shen Gongbao climbed up Kunlun tremblingly and knocked on the gate of Yuxu Palace. He held back and wanted to cry with Qin Feng. At the time of Qin Feng, Tongtian appeared in Shen Gongbao's mind.

Hug together, hairless.

Shen Gongbao sobbed a few times, realizing for the first time that being expelled from the division was a painful thing.

Qin Feng had a very good attitude, as if nothing happened that day, met Shen Gongbao and asked, "Daoist Zhunti sent you here?"

Shen Gongbao nodded, hesitantly said, "Master, I think..."

Qin Feng smiled and said, "I don't even want to."

"Go back and tell the Taoist Zhunti that an old man borrowed the Zhuxian Sword Formation from me to meet the leader in Lingshan to reminisce about the old days."

Qin Feng paused, then smiled lightly, "The old man and the two leaders are also familiar with each other, and his name is Taoist Ran Deng."

Shen Gong's leopard cat was shocked, and he didn't dare to speak.

The author has something to say: It’s the end of the month, please give the nutrient solution to those who need it, I’ll forget it, I haven’t added more, I don’t deserve to have the nutrient solution (crying).

Added a new episode, the episode will not open a new chapter, there are mostly jokes, what do you want to read next, I will make it up for you to read.

For example, the conference of the three religions, the grand gathering of the two races, and the celebration of the Great Wilderness, are also called the three major events.

About the Three Religions Conference:

The three are uncertain, the time is uncertain, the mode is uncertain, and the number of people is uncertain.The most irregular official event, the first two were held in Biyou Palace and Yuxu Palace. The content of the competition was cumbersome and complicated, but everything changed.

Sanqing also doesn't like the conference of the Three Religions very much. There is still a big difference between discussing the Dao and leaders' speeches. Talking nonsense is a waste of energy, and staying at home is the most comfortable.

Talking from the experience of the leader of Renjiao→Alchemy

The leader of explaining education agrees→beauty

The leader of Jiejiao liked it→kiss

Maybe only the leader of a certain religion never forgets.