I want to marry you and have a bun

Li Naijun was in an indescribably bad mood, he was desperately trying to grasp something but he couldn't grasp the loss, which hit him like a flood.

Li Naijun took out his mobile phone and called Zhang Jian.

"Zhang Jian, I couldn't make him turn back..."

"What?! Uh, who are you? Li Naijun?"

"Drink a bar with me, and get drunk to relieve your worries."

Zhang Jian finally "heard" Li Naijun's voice, "Okay, come here. There is no wine at home, buy some wine and come here, and help me pack a takeaway, I haven't eaten yet! I will send your home address to your mobile phone later Come on. You, uh, come over and talk!"

Li Naijun hung up the phone, walked two steps, and the address was sent.Zhang Jian lived not far away, quite close, just across the road.

Li Naijun went to the barbecue stand with a case of beer, and ordered ten skewers of chicken wings, ten skewers of chicken kidneys, ten skewers of chicken breasts, and ten skewers of chicken buttocks. Thinking of Zhang Jian's takeaway, he ordered fried rice noodles for him.

A young man who was originally dressed in a refreshing manner, now he is carrying a beer and a pile of food, walking to Zhang Jian's house in a sloppy manner, completely ignoring his image.

When Zhang Jian opened the door and saw him, he almost laughed out loud, "You boy, it's really good, you plan to stay drunk tonight?"

"Well," Li Naijun went straight into the room with his things on his shoulders, saw the sofa walk over, put the beer on the floor, and put the food on the coffee table.Then he sat down on the sofa, looking as if he was going to die.

Zhang Jiangou came in smelling the smell, and was not polite to him. Seeing the fried noodles, he started eating first, and said while eating: "Well, it tastes good, but it's too oily."

"Don't eat oil if you think it's oily." Li Naijun closed his eyes and said.

"Come on, I didn't say it was unpalatable. Isn't this delicious." Zhang Jian took a few more mouthfuls as he said.

Li Naijun opened his eyes and saw that there was no cup on the table, and asked, "Where are the drinking cups?"

"Oh, over there in the cupboard, the wine glasses."

"Forget it," Li Naijun didn't bother to get up to get it, and directly dragged the beer over, took out a few bottles, and opened it on Zhang Jian's glass coffee table without using a bottle opener.

"Hey, take it easy, this is my coffee table!" Zhang Jian looked at it with distress, afraid of knocking a corner on him.

"I know it's your coffee table," Li Naijun said sullenly, and blew on a bottle of beer as soon as he raised his head.

After drinking half a bottle, he found a sense of being alive, and said to Zhang Jian, "Why do you think this man is so fucking difficult to deal with?"

"Oh, you said Liang Jian is handsome," Zhang Jian looked at Li Naijun and smiled, "Why is he so difficult?"

"I don't know what he's worrying about, I don't know what he's thinking, I'll never know what he's thinking," Li Naijun said, blowing half of the bottle again.

"Liang Jianshuai is quite emotional. Don't look at how cheerful he usually looks, but he is actually very deep-minded and can hide things." Zhang Jian finished his fried noodles, took a bottle of opened beer, He also started drinking it, "Well, it's a bit bitter. You don't even look at the brand of this beer. It's like drinking urine!" Zhang Jian looked at the bottle of beer in his hand with disgust.

"Have you ever drank urine?" Li Naijun, who had already drank a bottle of "piss", rolled his eyes at him, and couldn't help but said, "Why do words change when they come out of your mouth? Are you a joke sent by a monkey?" ?”

Zhang Jian took another sip and said, "Hey, tell me about the two of you, I'll give you a staff officer."

"It's nothing." Li Naijun told Zhang Jian the general situation. Anyway, he needs someone to talk to, and Zhang Jian is undoubtedly the best candidate, not only because he knows their affairs, but also because he has the same common interests as him. trouble.

"Well," Zhang Jian said after listening to the general story, "I would like to ask, what does your family do?"

"Real estate." Li Naijun said, holding a beer bottle and pouring it himself. The beer was a bit bitter, so Li Naijun picked up two skewers of chicken wings and bit them.

"In other words, your family is actually very rich," Zhang Jian said, "Then why are you pretending to be so smart? You suffer from that! Why don't you go home and be a rich second generation?"

"What's the point of that?" Li Naijun couldn't help snorting, "Without him, what's the point to me?"

"It's meaningful but meaningless! Dude, with your qualifications, it shouldn't be hard to find. You're handsome and rich. How much do you want? Isn't it just a matter of waving your hand?"

"Maybe I'm more determined. Li Naijun is the only person I'm looking for in my life. Who do you tell me to go to? Can I be tough in the face of someone who is not him?"

"How do you know if you don't try?"

"I don't feel anything for you now."

"If you dare to have feelings for me, I'll throw you out of the window." Zhang Jian looked at him and smiled evilly. "It's not high, it's only the tenth floor."

Li Naijun: "Then what's the situation with you and Lan Tian? It's been so long and you still haven't taken him down?"

Zhang Jian: "Well, I've always been a gentleman, and Lan Tian is such a gentle person. I want to treat him well."

Li Naijun: "He is gentle with everyone, especially Liang Jianshuai."

Zhang Jian: "Is there any way to separate them?"

Li Naijun: "If you think of it, tell me."

Zhang Jian: "Why don't you stab yourself twice and see if your Liang Jianshuai will feel sorry for you."

Li Naijun: "Why don't you stab yourself twice to see if your blue sky loves you?"

Zhang Jian: "We, we haven't reached that level yet! It's useless if I tie it. His thoughts are all on Liang Jianshuai, not on me."

Li Naijun was a little drunk: "Then you, do you think I'm stupid? Can I do such a thing as self-mutilation? My body is hair and skin, and my parents dare not hurt me..."

Zhang Jian: "What if they are really nice?"

Li Naijun: ...

Zhang Jian: "Not afraid of [-], just in case, we have to give it to it quickly!"

Li Naijun: "What's wrong?"

Zhang Jian: "Put two knives in your body, and I'll blow you away. Liang Jianshuai won't leave you alone."

Li Naijun: "What if, what if I die? Do you think I'm stupid, who would stab himself with a knife, what if I die? I haven't been with him well yet, I'm not reconciled, I'm not reconciled ..."

"I didn't let you die, it didn't make you hurt..."

"You don't know anything," Li Naijun said, crying like a child, "I'm so sad, so painful, and want to die these days, I've been thinking, what if we can't be together in the future ? What if we're not together anymore?"

"Okay, okay, brother is trying to find a way for you," Zhang Jian comforted him, "Don't worry, brother will help you chase him back, okay?"

"Well, come back," Li Naijun looked at him with drunken eyes when he heard this, and stopped crying.Zhang Jian looked at Li Naijun, with tears still hanging on his face, his whole body became soft, well-behaved, and cute, like a cute dog.Zhang Jian was dumbfounded, and suddenly felt that it was not unreasonable for Liang Jianshuai to take a fancy to this kid. He did have some merits.

"Stop drinking, it's almost enough," Zhang Jian snatched the beer bottle in his hand, thinking whether to let him sleep on the sofa tonight or carry it to the guest room.

"No, I want to drink, you drink with me!" Li Naijun snatched the beer again, "I am not drunk, beer is not intoxicating!"

"All right, drink, drink, I'm giving up my life to accompany the gentleman tonight, come on, do it!" Zhang Jian drank with him, reached out to look through what he had packed, who knew there were only a few strings of chicken butts left.this kid.

The next day, Li Naijun woke up from Zhang Jian's guest room with a splitting headache.He thought about what happened last night for a while, and guessed that this was probably Zhang Jian's home.

He rubbed his forehead, thinking about whether he could go out and install the machine today, but after thinking about it for a while, to no avail, he fell asleep again.

Zhang Jian also drank a lot last night. He worked late today and didn't get up in the morning, so he slept until noon.When both of them woke up from hunger, they went out to look for food, saw each other's embarrassed appearance, and smiled at each other.Those who have had a drink are brothers, that's how men are.

Zhang Jian ordered the noodles, and the two ate them together.

Li Naijun said: "Thank you last night, I feel much better now."

Zhang Jian smiled: "Thank you, I will rely on you brother in the future!"

Li Naijun: "The salary is ready, please go out and have a good meal."

Zhang Jian: "Okay! Remember to contact me when the time comes."

Li Naijun came out of Zhang Jian's house and found himself smelly all over, so he had to go back to the company dormitory to take a shower and change clothes.