I, C, attend the funeral

Zhao Yin didn't notice Zihe's restless mind, he shook his head and shook his head again, walked to the side of the road, walked along the road unconsciously, and continued to mutter:

"There is also Maoshan Sect's Stealing Dragon and Turning Phoenix, such a little ghost, whose Dharma body is the gourd... But the little ghost of Stealing Dragon and Turning Phoenix is ​​too fierce, ordinary people can't dispatch it at all, and must be driven by people who know talismans." Zhao Yin stopped suddenly and squeezed the space between his eyebrows.

Zihe stood beside him, looking at him nervously, while listening carefully, while carefully paying attention to the surrounding vehicles - don't kill my little one.

Not even a touch.

"The method of stealing dragons and turning phoenixes is too insidious, and the notes in the book say that no one has used it for many, many years. Zhang Datian doesn't seem to be a knowledgeable person, so..." Zhao Yin pursed his lips, thought for a while, then suddenly turned around, With one hand forming a fist and the other forming a palm, he clapped his hands and said, "That must be a soul chasing bone..."

Zihe hurriedly followed Zhao Yin and turned around, asking: "What is the chasing soul bone?"

Zhao Yin turned his face to look at Zihe, pursed his lips and hesitated for a while, thinking that this person asked him a question, if he didn't say it, he would be Mi Tianbao, so he had to say to him:

"Open the abdomen of the child who died young, and take out the ribs - if it is a girl, take the fourth from the right; if it is a boy, take the third from the left. After taking the bone, chant a mantra for seven to 49 days to collect the little ghost The soul is gone for dispatch. The little ghost is extremely sinister, although he has a spirit, he is irrational and has a lot of resentment. If he can't suppress the little ghost, even if he makes a lot of money, he will not spend his life."

"This Datian heart is very wild, dare to raise this thing, and it is still alive and well after more than ten years." Zihe couldn't help feeling.

He looked at his spirit again, what kind of ghost is he?

He had always thought that there was only one kind of ghost, but now that Xiao Xiaoming said it, it seemed that he was thinking simply.

What is his remnant soul?

"Indeed, from this point of view, he has been able to control little ghosts for more than ten years. He is really a fierce person. No wonder he is still unmarried and not close to women." Zhao Yin pursed his lips. It is open to go out.

"Is there any way for us to break the situation with that kid in Datian?" Zihe wished he could go to Zhang Datian's teahouse to smash and rob him immediately!Do a search!

"There is a way...that is..." Zhao Yin finally came back to his senses, first looked around, and found that he had walked from the community to the side of the road at some point.

He took a deep breath, rubbed the center of his brows, and put on a tired look like a veteran cadre after a meeting. He was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say to Zihe.

"Why are you still stuttering?" Zihe was still in a hurry, and when he heard him stuttering, he immediately took a step forward with concern, wanting to pinch his terribly small chin to look at his tongue——

Did you get scared by the kid when you went to the teahouse?

Or because he talked too much about the secrets of heaven, he was taught to be a man by Tiandao?

You can't become dumb!

Zhao Yin was still in a dilemma at first, but when Zihe took a step closer, he didn't realize what the other party was going to do.

Waiting for Zihe's hand to pinch his chin, he flicked his head to avoid the opponent's claws, his eyebrows instantly raised, "What's wrong with you?"

No stuttering anymore...

Zihe withdrew his hand regretfully and slowly.

Staring at Zhao Yin's mouth, he seemed to be sad that he couldn't check if the little tongue was tied.

"Then what is the solution? Tell me quickly." Zihe asked.

It's nothing more than fighting with that little devil, taking some risks!

It doesn't matter, let the little girl stand far behind!Dangerous things, let me go!

"..." Zhao Yin took a deep breath, stared at him fiercely, and then summoned up his courage and said:

"Little ghosts are most afraid of filth. The first method is more ruthless, and can destroy the little ghost directly: black dog blood or female... That blood, sprinkle it on the four corners of the room where the little ghost is, and then put a very clean gourd in the room. inside, and then pour urine or feces on other places in the house..."

It seemed that Zhao Yin was so ashamed that he was about to faint just by saying such words.

His face was flushed, his face was full of discomfort, and his eyes drifted away awkwardly.

What I know is that the young boy is innocent and simple, and he will be shy when talking about shit.

Those who didn't know thought Zhao Yin was confessing his love to Zihe, so embarrassed...

Zihe felt a little ashamed after being brought up.

His face almost turned red before he realized - what's there to be shy about? ! ! !

This... This child has been taught to be too serious!

"And then?" Zihe stared at Zhao Yin's blushing cheeks and continued to ask.

"Then the little ghost will escape into the clean gourd. After taking it away, smear dirt on the outside of the gourd, put a bag on it, and bury it in the sun for 49 days. After recovering, he licked his lips, took a deep breath, and continued:

"The second method can't completely eliminate the little devil, but it can make it lose its magic power for at least half a month. It's...splashing with a woman's saliva...well, spray it." Zhao Yin almost said 'splash' , I am afraid that the amount of saliva is not so large, and the verb 'splash' can be used, "A woman belongs to yin, and the production of body fluid is the bardo of yin, a little ghost who is pure and happy."

"Woman's... drool?" Zihe was dumbfounded, this...

Did he hear wrong?

Turning his head to look at the passers-by on the road, his eyes fell on the faces of several women.

In my mind, I began to imagine that I would go up and ask for saliva from others, what might happen to me...

If being spit on by someone is considered a success...

He looked at Zhao Yin in embarrassment, Zhao Yin's face was even more embarrassed than his, red and embarrassed.

Such a handsome young man turned embarrassingly mature.

"Let's go back first and prepare some black dog blood or something..." Zhao Yin said, thinking about the collection of other filth, he couldn't continue.

This road seems to be impassable, and the road to extermination of officials is full of disasters. At this moment, the young man finally feels the heavy responsibilities of this cause.

The face also showed the kind of bitterness, hatred and melancholy that only the Tang monk who died frequently while studying the scriptures in the West would show.

Zihe looked at the terrified appearance, and said firmly: "You stand here, don't move around, I will come when I go."

——You can't let the terribly small thing be contaminated with filthy things, what if it affects the cleanliness of the pure Yang body!

——You can't let Xiao Xiaoming be so worried, always put on this kind of expression, after a long time, vertical lines will appear between the eyebrows!

He is such a sunny evil ghost, but he can't fight the world with a fleshy body that is full of suffering and hatred!

Taking a deep breath, Zihe turned around and ran towards the row of shops—he remembered that there was a small supermarket there.

"Hey—" Zhao Yin wanted to hold Zihe back, but the young man had already run away.

He looked at Zihe's back in astonishment, his eyes twinkling thoughtfully.

Zihe gritted his teeth and went to the supermarket to buy an iron bowl and a bottle of mineral water.

After walking out of the supermarket, he watched the people coming and going on both sides of the road.

Then look at the little terrified who came over hesitantly, he gritted his teeth, the wind is rustling and the water is cold.

Next, it is the step of begging for saliva with the beauty!

The author has something to say:

ps Mi Tianbao: A Taoist term.Treating those who should teach the secret method, but not teaching it, is a secret heaven treasure.It is an act against the law of heaven.As for how to judge who is the person you should teach the secret method and who is not the person who should not teach the secret method.A master of Dao is sensitive.

ps For the spitting stalk, see "Song Dingbo Catch Ghosts" and "Sou Shen Ji".

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【short story】:

"Song Dingbo Hunting Ghosts"

Song Dingbo met a ghost, and the ghost said: I am a ghost, who are you?

Song Dingbo said: I am also a ghost.

So one person and one ghost walked together. When crossing the river, the ghosts were silent and lifeless, and Song Dingbo waded across the river.

The ghost asked: Why is there such a commotion when you cross the river?

Song Dingbo said: I am a new ghost, and all new ghosts are like this.

The two were tired from walking and carried each other on their backs. The ghost is very light, but Song Dingbo is very heavy.

The ghost said: Why are you so heavy?

Song Dingbo said: I am a new ghost, and all new ghosts are like this.

Then Song Dingbo asked: I am a new ghost, I want to ask what ghosts are most afraid of?

The ghost said: Human saliva.

Song Dingbo then spat at the ghost, and the ghost turned into a bleating sheep.

Then Song Dingbo took the sheep to the market and sold them, making a lot of money!There must be 1000 yuan.