Wulin Fenghua Record of Online Games

A meal is finished quickly.

As soon as Tang Tayuan put down his chopsticks, he saw Yan Chongshan put the bowl on the table with a look of disgust.

"It's too unpalatable, is this also called rice?"

Tang Tayuan caressed his forehead: "Then you still eat so much?"

"If you don't eat, you will starve to death." Yan Zhongshan looked distressed.

Xiaozheng suggested: "Can you apply to cook by yourself?"

"good idea!"

Tang Tayuan agreed to this: "Let's talk about it later during the supernatural power training."

"Are you going too?"

"I'll go take a look around."

So, a group of eight people just went to the ability training room.

Mo Zhishu, who was strictly ordered to shut up, was taken away by a separate instructor, and the others started their first lesson as supernatural beings.

Standing behind the podium, Wei Jin talked about the key points after a few simple words: "In reality, there are no functions that come with the system in the game. Eating, drinking, and sleeping will become your unavoidable physiological needs. There is no team immunity for damage. If you are seriously injured, you may become a zombie, if your head is smashed, you will be wiped out directly, and you cannot be resurrected after death—please pay special attention to these.”

On this day, mankind recalls the fear of being dominated by eating, drinking, and sleeping.

Zhaocai raised his hand hesitantly: "Report to the teacher, I seem to want to go to the bathroom a little bit!"

Wei Jin: "I'm not your teacher..."

Like a pebble stirring up a pool of ripples, other people raised their hands one by one to express the need to solve their physical needs after the fortune-telling.

Tang Tayuan asked casually, "Where is the toilet?"

Wei Jin pointed to the door of the ability training room: "Go out, turn right and walk to the end."

Everyone rushed over in a swarm, and found that the place Wei Jin mentioned only had a single-pit men's toilet and a single-pit women's toilet.

Fu Jun, who had no competitors, walked straight into the women's toilet.

The remaining six people looked at each other...

Zhaocai decisively summoned a row of Uncle Yuan to use crowd tactics to help him open the way!

A dense crowd of Uncle Yuan surrounded the door of the toilet, pushing the competitors away.

However, there are many people who attract money, and Qing Luo has more scalpels!The crisp and sharp knife technique was like a paoding slicing an ox, cutting the Uncle Yuan summoned by Zhaocai into pieces one by one.

The real Tang Tayuan only felt the cool wind whistling, and silently retreated to the side of Yecheng, which was outside the battle situation.

Qing Luo was still fighting with Zhaocai, but Yan Chongshan over there had already sneaked to the toilet door under the cover of a bunch of Yuan uncles and touched the doorknob!

Seeing that Yan Zhongshan was about to succeed, Qing Luo immediately changed the direction of attack!

A circle of scalpels shot past, and the doorknob and the small door panel fell off with a bang...

"Ah." Yan Zhongshan didn't make any plans, and simply joined the ranks of reckless fights, releasing a fire of supernatural powers to the scalpel and the summoned version of Uncle Yuan!

Qing Luo's scalpel and Zhaocai's summoning object are all condensed with supernatural powers, and when they meet the fire with the same supernatural power, they will immediately burn up!

bell bell -

The fire alarm went off.

At this moment, Fu Junting from the women's toilet next door came out after finishing his work.

Fu Junting took a look at the smoky battlefield at the door of the men's toilet, and left with a look of disgust.

Everyone was still thinking about the fire alarm, but they heard a voice coming from the men's bathroom...

"Fuck, why can't the door be opened!" That was Xiao Zheng's wail.

Everyone looked at the clothes thrown down by Xiaozheng on the ground, but they didn't understand what happened.

This guy dared to use his supernatural powers to sneak in stealthily, he deserved to be imprisoned!

The three people in the power fight exchanged glances with the two onlookers, and decided to give up the toilet.

Yan Zhongshan gave up the morality that he couldn't keep in the morning and evening, and rushed into the empty women's toilet before everyone could react.

Zhaocai and Qingluo were unable to fight anymore due to excessive use of abilities, so they silently lined up at the door of the women's bathroom.

Tang Tayuan felt as if he had remembered something important, so he turned and walked towards the stairwell.

Ye Cheng also followed.

"You thought of it too?" Tang Tayuan asked.

"Well, I just want to see how stupid they are in grabbing the toilet."

Wei Jin's scolding sound came from behind: "When you go to the toilet, you have to set off the fire alarm. I'm afraid others won't know that your imperial driver personally conquered the toilet on the first floor and lost the first battle!!"

Tang Tayuan and Ye Cheng exchanged glances, and quietly quickened their pace upstairs.

The second floor was soon to be reached, and at the same position at the end of the corridor, there were two latrines, one male and one female.

Ye Cheng glanced at the intact door of the men's toilet in front of him: "You first?"

"Then I'm welcome."

Tang Tayuan stepped forward and pushed the door open.

Push the door again.

The door seems to be broken...

Ye Cheng suggested: "How about going to the women's restroom?"

Tang Tayuan stared at the toilet door for three seconds, and finally stepped back three meters before taking a run-up and kicked at the door lock——

Bang!

The entire toilet door and frame collapsed!

"Ahhhh——" The unlucky ghost in the toilet who didn't have time to lift his pants was hit by the falling door and fell into the pit...

"Huh? Someone?" Tang Tayuan looked embarrassed.

"Seems to be."

Ye Cheng, who still had a conscience, stepped forward to help the unlucky ghost in the toilet remove the door panel: "It seems that we have to go upstairs."

"No date! Uncle, we don't have a date!" The unlucky Lu Anlou under the door saw these two homosexuals outside, hid like a ghost in the women's toilet next door and locked the door.

Ye Cheng froze for a moment: "Did he misunderstand something?"

Tang Ta looked at Lu Anlou's miserable state from a distance, and dragged Ye Cheng and his conscience away from the scene of the accident: "It's better to let him misunderstand."

"Why?" Ye Cheng was puzzled.

Tang Tayuan said in a low voice, "For a person named Lu Anlou, is it scary for two gay guys to go to the bathroom or for two gay guys to go upstairs?"

"..."

I went up another floor, and this time the toilet finally looked normal.

Tang Tayuan learned his lesson and asked Ye Cheng to go forward to clear the mines first.

The door opened normally, and the pit inside was also normal.

Ye Cheng walked in normally, finished using the toilet, and flushed normally...

Where about water?

The flush is broken?

Ye Cheng walked out of the toilet and looked at Tang Tayuan sympathetically: "The flusher is broken."

"..." Tang Tayuan looked towards the stairwell in horror.

This is the third floor, already the top floor.

"Oh, it's not safe for the evening festival!" Tang Tayuan had nothing to love in his life, and walked into the women's toilet next door tragically.

Flying down three thousand feet...

There seemed to be an old note on the wall.

Do not use during maintenance.

Why?It seems that there is no problem, maybe it was repaired without tearing the note.

There seemed to be strange screams downstairs, probably an auditory hallucination.

Just like that, Tang Heyuan washed his hands gracefully and walked out of the toilet.

Then I ran into Mo Zhishu who went upstairs to find the toilet.

"Your ability can be freely controlled?"

"Yes, yes!!" Mo Zhishu's voice was only a little louder than ordinary people at this time, "As long as you speak in a low voice, it won't cause any impact! It's amazing!!"

Ye Cheng asked: "Are you looking for a toilet?"

"That's right!!"

Ye Cheng pointed to the women's toilet: "The men's toilet is broken, go to the next door."

"Thank you!!" Mo Zhishu said, and walked into the women's toilet.

Tang Tayuan dragged Ye Cheng downstairs silently...

When passing the second floor, I vaguely heard a roar coming from the aisle...

"Holy spirit of water, please protect the last purity in this world..."

"Hey!!! Where is the pervert running away!!"

Ye Cheng in the stairwell asked suspiciously: "What happened over there?"

Tang Tayuan pulled Ye Cheng straight down the stairs: "Gods fight, we mortals don't get involved."

"Oh."

Today's human base is also peaceful.