Wulin Fenghua Record of Online Games

Shen Laosan is the third person among the four local tyrants, because a bunch of game names are all surnamed Shen, so he got the nickname Shen Laosan.

Shen Laosan is a pure gay.However, this gay guy did something wrong, he insisted on provoking straight men.From "The Record of Immortals and Demons" to "Records of Martial Arts", he finally caught up with his sweetheart on the grounds that his body as a demon and people all over the world have lost their physical gender and are just floating clouds.

It can be regarded as the blessing of the zombies.

Tang Tayuan knocked on the door, and led by the artificial intelligence servant Ding, he came to Shen Laosan.

The female name played by Shen Laosan is Shen Lian'an, she is pure and beautiful in appearance, petite and exquisite with long fluttering hair, she looks like a house goddess.People in his gang complained about this appearance countless times, but they were all blocked by him saying "Lu Anlou likes it".

Shen Lian looked at Tang Tayuan, and his image completely collapsed when he opened his mouth: "Xiaoyuan, you have waited so long that my shit is full of maggots, you finally know."

Tang Tayuan caressed his forehead: "It's alright if you don't put on Shen Lian's shell and say such vulgar words."

"I'm so damn big and a lot of brothers have endured it. Are you full and want to be serious with me?"

"You are their leader, of course they can bear it."

"Even Lu Anlou can fucking bear it!"

"..." Tang Tayuan had a black line on his face, "Maybe this is the reason why Lu Anlou is arguing with you this time. You can bear it for the sake of being so vulgar under the cover of Shen Lian'an. It’s no wonder he’s not in a hurry with you in your real body.”

"What's the matter with my real body! How about he is obviously tall, rich and handsome!"

"Eight pack abs and a cloud dragon tattoo, tall, rich and handsome with scars on his face. You also know that your Lu Anlou has the aesthetics of an ordinary straight man, so I won't say anything."

Shen Lian was silent for a moment, and suddenly said: "This is fucking wrong! Shen Lian's shell and Lao Tzu's tune is even more unbearable, right? Lao Tzu's body does not conform to the aesthetics of straight men!"

Tang Tayuan was serious and nonsense: "In his eyes, your real body is Shen Lian'an in big sister's clothes, with tattoos on your body, scars on your face, and an extra handle in your trousers."

Shen Laosan froze for a moment and fell into deep thought.

Tang Tayuan was about to continue talking, but he heard the footsteps of a group of people outside.

People rushed in, all of them were Shen Laosan's younger brother.

Shen Lian and the younger brothers threw a percentage blood damage skill at Tang Tayuan alone, and Tang Tayuan's blood volume immediately dropped to 20.00%.

Ding!

[You were kidnapped by the player [Shen Lian], you cannot send any messages, you cannot open the forum, you are considered dead when you go offline, and you are considered dead if the system is hosted for more than 10 minutes, and you cannot actively revive within one day after death. After that, it can be resurrected unconditionally in situ. 】

[The player [Shen Lian] dies in the main world or takes the initiative to release the kidnapped state, or stays at a distance of more than 10 feet for [-] minutes, and the kidnapped state will be released. 】

To kidnap a player, the player's blood line needs to be reduced to below 30.00%. The purpose of Shen Laosan's move is really obvious.

"Don't try to be a moth, I can dismantle your game cabin with my bare hands at any time." Shen Laosan raised Erlang's legs and leaned on the back of the chair, smiling coldly.

Tang Tayuan frowned: "Brother Shen, what can't you talk about properly, do you have to do this?"

Shen Laosan was unmoved, and said slowly: "Xiao Yuan, do you still remember the hypnotist named Dusk? He is working under my hand now."

Hearing this name, Tang Heyuan was shocked.

"As long as I am willing, I can remind Fu Jiudeng of everything I forgot under hypnosis at any time."

"You asked Wei Jin to tell me the news purely to lure me over?"

"No." Shen Laosan lazily tapped his leg with his fingers, "It's true that I quarreled with Lu Anlou, but I mentioned it casually to Weijin. As for him, he came to you to mediate before I did." , that was an accident. This is also good, and saves me the trouble of talking to you."

Tang Tayuan still didn't understand Shen Laosan's intentions: "So why did you kidnap me so much? If you have anything to do, you can threaten me directly in the private chat channel, there is no need to call me over. "

Shen Laosan smiled and said, "I won't underestimate Tang Tayuan, who is known for his tricks. If you cut off your external contact information, you can find someone every minute to make the evening shut up forever. How can I implement the plan?"

"What do you want me to do, say."

"In previous Sword Discussion Conferences, the levels were designed based on local dungeons, attractions, and events. How many people can pass the previous levels depends on how much Xiaoyuan you are willing to disclose to the outside world. To put it a bit exaggerated, who can control it? Whoever gets Tang Tayuan under control will control the Sword Discussion Conference."

Tang Tayuan thought for a while in silence, and then said, "Little scarf said that you want to take revenge on the society, I don't think so."

Shen Laosan grinned: "You don't need to know my purpose, you just need to obediently do what I say."

"..." Tang Tayuan gave up struggling and raised his hands in surrender.

Seeing this, Shen Laosan began to issue orders: "Go and draw the map of Longmen Pass first, and then write a detailed map event list."

Tang Tayuan spread his hands: "My drawing level is only level two, and I can't draw an accurate map."

"It's okay." Shen Laosan clapped his hands and called the younger brother, "I have a professional painter with a level of [-] here, you just need to describe it clearly."

"Ok."

So, Tang Tayuan lived in Shen Laosan's house for two days in a state of being kidnapped.

In the past two days, although Tang Tayuan could not open the forum or send messages, he could open the friend list.

During this time, Fu Jiudeng sent the Morse code by going online and offline.

This is a method of transmitting information during the kidnapping period that players researched when the game was launched, and it was widely used for a period of time.And after everyone can't go offline, this method is no longer used.

Tang Tayuan also used this thing before, but he couldn't remember what the length and length of the Morse code corresponded to, so he wrote the comparison table on paper and put it in the system backpack grid.

Tang Tayuan is currently in a state of being supervised around the clock, and there is no way to just take out the comparison table to see it.I had no choice but to memorize the Morse code sent by Fu Jiudeng, and I was going to find a chance to look at the comparison table.

Under normal circumstances, I should have taken the opportunity to go to the toilet at this time. After all, the toilet in use is protected by the system and no one else is allowed to break in.

However, because the setting of going to the toilet was sprayed too much by the players, less than a month after the game was released, the player's usual need to go to the toilet was canceled, and it was only needed in special situations such as eating a bad stomach or being poisoned. To the restroom.

Really... Only at this time can I realize the importance of going to the toilet.

After Tang Tayuan considered it carefully, he resolutely went all out.

Opening the system store, I bought a pack of the legendary mysterious laxative - croton, and ate it into my mouth before the guards could react.

By the time the caretaker realized the problem, Tang Tayuan had successfully hung the debuff effect of the diarrhea countdown on his head.

Tang Tayuan looked at the guard with a tragic expression: "Look, I've already got this effect. If you don't allow me to go to the bathroom, I'll take care of it on the spot."

"..." The guard looked confused, obviously he didn't understand why Tang Tayuan wanted to die like this.

It's just that the countdown on Tang Tayuan's head was almost over, and an epic disaster was inevitable. Tang Tayuan walked into the iron wall toilet protected by the system under the surveillance all the way.

Seeing the writing on the toilet door, Tang Tayuan couldn't help but sigh.

The standard ciphers "di" and "da" of Morse code, as well as the folk notation "long" and "short" are written all over the door.

If it is an ordinary person, looking at the densely packed words on the door at this time, he must forget all the Morse codes he remembered!

It is impossible to guard against!

Tang Tayuan is obviously not among ordinary people, because he is a dead gay who uses the words "gong" and "shou" to memorize Morse code!

This is how the Tao is one foot tall and the devil is one foot tall!

Soon, the code sent by Fu Jiudeng was deciphered: "If you see this message, it means my test was successful."

Tang Tayuan had the urge to forcibly go offline and beat Fu Jiudeng up.

Test your ball!When you are in the mouse and keyboard era, you have to try the microphone when you speak!

However, when he goes offline at this time, Tang Tayuan's character will die, and he will die in the toilet protected by the system for a whole day, unable to actively revive.Although the system hosting can bypass the offline death penalty, it will send a message on the team channel and change the online status. In this way, Shen Laosan, who is still forming a team, will definitely know that Tang Tayuan is offline. The consequences could be disastrous.

Tang he solved the effect of Croton with a full face, and walked out of the toilet holding the door.

The caretaker watched Tang Tayuan come out with a look of despair on his face, and added another knife: "If you don't die, you won't die, brother!"

Tang Tayuan sneered: "You just think that if I don't die for a day, I will feel uncomfortable all over."