flammable relationship

Wei Ran slid up and down the cowardly Liu Yingchao, squeezed to sit next to Teacher Fu, and said a more ruthless sentence: "He doesn't look like that girl. It's useless."

Song Yu also carefully looked at Liu Yingchao's facial features, puzzled: "I thought he is not ugly, he has a nose and eyes, he is not as young as you, and he is a decent little handsome guy from a distance. Why is there no drama at all? Is it? Your sister is looking for a movie star?"

"Hi." Liu Yingchao hiccupped on Song Yu's lap, and raised a hand tremblingly, "Then, is it too late for me to spend money to join the entertainment industry? I can catch a wave of small things now." The trend of fresh meat, if it is a few years later, it can only be regarded as a late bloomer."

Wei Ran waved his hands sullenly: "Don't bother, it's useless for you to grow into Takeshi Kaneshiro."

"Hey!" Song Yu stared blankly and gave a thumbs up, "Your sister has really good eyesight."

"What's so tall? She's blind." Wei Ran rubbed his forehead.

Liu Yingchao was furious: "I don't allow you to talk about my Xiaoxi like that!"

Wei Ran: "..."

What's with this feeling of desolation when you have a daughter-in-law and forget your brother?At this time, shouldn't you try your best to curry favor with your brother-in-law?With just this EQ, do you still want to subdue that little goblin Wei Xi?Dreaming might be more realistic.

Fu Yiheng listened silently at the side, he clubbed Wei Ran's arm, and asked in a low voice: "I remember, didn't Wei Xi have a little boyfriend who hit it off in high school? Why, didn't we get together later?"

Wei Ran didn't whisper with him, but deliberately raised his voice: "Which boyfriend are you asking about?"

Fu Yiheng choked, and looked at Liu Yingchao sympathetically: "How many more...?"

"Not many, just about two, four, six, or eighty." Wei Ran showed an expression of hatred for iron, restrained his anger, took out his mobile phone, and waved to Liu Yingchao, "Chaozi, come here."

Liu Yingchao came over obediently: "Brother..."

"Brother teaches you to recognize the reality." Wei Ran pressed his head and leaned closer to the phone screen, clicked on the album, and found one photo after another, stroking the back of the lover's head like an old father, "Don't say brother won't help you If you can accept Wei Xi, then brother will be grateful. Well, it's all here, this is the aesthetics of a stinky girl, you study it, and where do you think you can get closer?"

Everyone was curious, and they all stretched their necks to watch.

After watching, the voices of "Fuck", "I've criticized it" and "Great" came one after another.

Liu Yingchao held the phone and froze in place, thinking that she was dreaming, rubbing her eyes all kinds of times, her mouth was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth: "This...these are all..."

Wei Ran covered his face: "Well, Xiaoxi's previous boyfriends."

"Uh, who is this big brother?" Song Yu pointed to one of the photos, holding his face like a toothache. A vaccination can shake your legs all morning, and getting various piercings on your body is obviously not suitable for you."

Jiang Xiaobo: "Similarly, large tattoos on the chest and back are also ruled out. Tattoos are so painful, you can pass out without anesthesia."

"Whiskers are worth a try. It's quite artistic and wild. What kind of beard do you have, Chaozi?...Okay, you don't need to say it, I remember it, traitor. This item is also rejected."

"Why don't you start with exotic clothes. I think this kilt is fine, and you save money on underwear. It's just for walking a bird to breathe. This feeling of freedom is very desirable!"

"Fairy long hair is fine too! Buying a headgear doesn't cost much, it's low cost, and the appearance is not so ridiculous. If you have nothing to do, you can go to the exhibition hall for a while and you can get something..."

"Oh... that one is an opera singer, a Peking Opera troupe." Wei Ran pointed out from the side, "A singer who sings Huadan, does Huadan know? Didn't you just choke your throat to play female voices? I think there is some potential in this area, work hard." Let’s spend a little more money, and I’m sure I’ll be able to get a teacher successfully.”

Liu Yingchao cried even louder.

These days, if you don't treat yourself a little harder, you won't get tickets to the love theater.

So fucked up.

"It won't last long if we talk about it." Wei Ran continued to sprinkle salt on the wound crazily, trying to stop Comrade Xiao Liu's idea of ​​self-destruction tonight, "Look at her little boyfriends, none of them can live beyond three years. The freshness period is one month. Chaozi, although I am Wei Xi’s brother, I can’t protect my shortcomings with my conscience. The little girl’s film is very bad, and there is no definite definition. You should find a worry-free girl to chase after, ah, Listen to my brother's advice."

"Yes." Song Yu also spoke, "There are many beauties in my unit, and I will introduce one to you later."

Liu Yingchao didn't speak, but raised her eyes suddenly after a while, her pupils were shining brightly, burning with fighting spirit, and asked excitedly, "Dude, do you know where there are painless tattoos? Recommend one."

"..."

All the single dogs were silent, and bitterly picked up the wine, and relieved their worries when drunk.

Fu Yiheng thought Liu Yingchao was quite an interesting kid, so he leisurely drank his tea and smiled with his lips pursed.

"What are you laughing at?" Wei Ran asked.

Teacher Fu drank the tea until it tasted like wine, took a sip, and sighed, "It's nice to be young."

Wei Ran asked again: "What's the matter?"

Fu Yiheng twirled the bamboo green teacup, the corners of his mouth were still curled up: "Head iron, not afraid of losing."

Wei Ran was stunned for a while, and after a round of drinking, he turned back and continued to ask, "Could it be that you're afraid?"

"Afraid." Fu Yiheng nodded, raised his eyelids and looked at him for two seconds, then lowered them again, biting the last four words lightly, "I'm afraid I can't afford to lose."

"You won't lose." Wei Ran suddenly burst into a bright smile, "People all over the world are dying in love, and you won't lose either."

Fu Yiheng didn't pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger to ask the mentally handicapped why, because he knew why.Wei Ran is making a bet that if the two of them can be together, they will definitely live up to him.

He will always be the ultimate winner in this relationship.

What a tempting bait, but Fu Yiheng just wouldn't take the bait.

Because he couldn't answer why there might be subsequent confessions, so he simply didn't ask.

After a drink, three of the five drinks died, and Fu Yiheng and Jiang Xiaobo who thought they could come and play two mahjong were the only ones awake.

"Brother Ran actually died from drinking too? I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it." Jiang Xiaobo, sweating all over his body, carried the two former idols of the 402 Tiantuan group, and walked towards Teacher Fu's car with difficulty.

Song Yu could still walk two steps by himself, while Liu Yingchao was no different from a puddle of mud, and had to take two steps back when his feet touched the ground.

It's just a short distance from the store entrance to the parking spot, and you can spend half the night there.

"It's called alcohol is not intoxicating, everyone is intoxicated!" Song Yu pushed the person away, howled, and fell four degrees with a thud, "Brother Ran looks drunk like that? No! He's still standing! Stand still! Which blind planet are you from?"

Jiang Xiaobo pulled people up, rolled his eyes and muttered: "I have only seen myself drunk and said I was not drunk, I have never seen myself drunk and said others are not drunk... You explain to me, Wei If Ran is not drunk, why is he staring at Teacher Fu with a smirk without saying a word? Is Teacher Fu Sora Aoi or Yui Hatano?"

"Hey! Squad leader, you are so bad!" Someone suddenly became shy.

Jiang Xiaobo: "..."

Yangtian sighed.

Fu Yiheng first helped Jiang Xiaobo get the two of them into the car, and finally came to pick up Wei Ran.That little brother is now a teacher anyway, but he doesn't have the consciousness of being a teacher at all.Ever since he settled the bill, he has been holding an unlit cigarette in his mouth, holding the fake cherry blossom tree by the door with one arm, pretending to be a male model at the door without smiling, and staring at Fu Yiheng busy in and out.

He has come and gone to many customers, his posture is between that of pretending and Su, and he has a kind of crazy aesthetic feeling.There are really innocent girls who eat this set, screaming, covering their mouths and taking out their mobile phones, and slapped his face like crazy.

Fu Yiheng was inexplicably ashamed, and really bit the bullet and stepped forward, and took him back into the car.Then the teacher's mother-in-law attributes came into play again, and Fu Yiheng sent the bad students back one by one, all the way to the door of the house, to the hands of the family members, and then left with peace of mind.

In the end, only Wei Ran was left in the car.

Teacher Wei crouched in the co-pilot and tilted his head, his eyes were drunk, and he looked at him without blinking.

Fu Yiheng is used to being stared at, and has already developed immunity, so he asked without squinting: "Where do you live now?"

Even when Wei Ran was drunk, he kept his head on alert and blurted out a place name.

Fu Yiheng turned to look at him, a little surprised: "You still live there?"

Wei Ran answered it very smoothly: "That's my home. Where do I live if I don't live there?"

Fu Yiheng opened his mouth, didn't ask any more questions, and sent him to a small dilapidated house in the old city.

This piece of slab house is really old and out of shape. It has been tried for many years on the verge of collapse, but it has not collapsed. It has become a vivid example of the survival of residents and the cost of demolition.

Fu Yiheng witnessed how much wine Wei Ran poured on the dinner table with his own eyes. Even if people looked normal at the moment, he was not at ease, so he got out of the car and helped him into the yard.

Wei Ran went straight in, and there was a musty smell of damp and decay in the dark and cramped corridor. The concrete stairs had no handrails, and the bumpy steps scraped the soles of shoes.Feeling in the dark, occasionally kicking some household garbage, cans or plastic bags made a harsh and strange noise.

Oh, this is where Wei Ran grew up.

This thought floated through Fu Yiheng's mind.

"Pay attention to your feet and don't kick other people's babies. There is an old woman who picks up waste at the door. She likes to pile up newspapers, boxes and drink bottles on the stairs. If she saves too much, she sells them for money. She gave birth to three children. It's a daughter. No one cares about her if she gets married or if she has a child. Bringing the child back every year and holiday, throwing a few hundred dollars is considered filial piety. Her eyes are not good, but her ears are good, and her mouth is also poisonous. ..."

Wei Ran dug out a dirty copper key from the innermost layer of his wallet, and opened the door while talking nonsense.

Fu Yiheng was sure that he drank too much, usually this person didn't talk so much.

After trying several times, the key couldn't get into the keyhole. Fu Yiheng sighed, grabbed Wei Ran's wrist, grabbed the key, and opened the door for him.

"Wow, the teacher is awesome." Wei Ran praised him sincerely, and lazily clapped his hands.

The one who was praised was standing at the door holding the key, not at all happy after being praised.

After Wei Ran entered, he fumbled to turn on the light, took off his thin coat, and casually draped it on a chair.Fu Yiheng didn't move, he stood at the door with his chest folded, and looked into the room to see clearly.

The room of tens of square meters is very oppressive, with only one window, and it is sealed from the inside by wooden strips.There is no traditional furniture in the room, and it is basically in a state of being emptied, leaving only a tattered spring mattress and a chair with a crippled leg.

But no dust.

It can almost be called bright and clean.Wei Ran must have hired a part-time worker to clean it every once in a while.

"I used to do my homework on that chair when I was a kid." Wei Ran didn't invite anyone in, nor did he drive them away.He let out a breath, and fell back into the mattress as if he was completely relaxed. The springs in the mattress must have been rusted and broken long ago, unable to support the heavy object, causing the whole person to sink in immediately.He laughed twice, "Wei Xi is even worse, she can't even get a chair, so she can only lie on the ground and write."

"How is Wei Xi doing now?" Fu Yiheng asked.

"It's fine. I picked a prime location and opened a pet shop, and the business is going well. I'll take you there someday." Wei Ran lay quietly, breathing very shallowly, and could hardly see the chest Ups and downs, only a raving murmur could be heard, "But you definitely don't like her, she's too stupid, she doesn't have the virtues that a girl should have."

By coincidence, Fu Yiheng felt that standing was too tiring, so he walked in, closed the door, and sat gently beside Wei Ran.