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There is a Beishan in Lianshui Town, southwest of Chang'an City. The mountain is not big, and some people believe that it is a lump of soil or a graveyard from a distance.

There is a mountain temple on the north mountain, and the mountain temple is not big.Every year when it comes to offering sacrifices to the mountain god, the villagers of Nianerzhuang at the foot of Beishan can only line up a long queue to enter the temple one by one to offer incense and kowtow to the mountain god grandfather, praying for a good weather in the coming year.

Strange to say.The villagers of Nian'erzhuang naturally believe that the deity guarding Beishan is an old man with a kind face and white beard and hair. The clay statue enshrined in the mountain temple is an old man with white beard sitting cross-legged in the shrine, squinting and smiling.Not only the mountain gods, but also the statues of the God of Earth in the Earth Temple, the God of the River, and the Elder Moon, as if all the gods in the world have the same appearance.

The autumn rains are continuous and the mountain roads are difficult to walk. Few people go up the mountain these days.The bored gods sat around the confession case of the mountain temple, chatting with each other while enjoying the offerings.

Yue Zhixuan glanced at the two-person statue of the mountain god behind him, showing a disgusted expression as always.She stretched out her slender fingers, which were as white as jade shoots, and took a date from the fruit plate of the confession, brought it to her mouth and bit off half of it. After pondering for a moment, she suddenly said, "No way. The mountain temple has to be rebuilt, and this statue has to be rebuilt too."

Luo An, the river god, lifted his cuffs to wipe off the scum from his mouth, rolled his eyes at Yue Zhi and said, "Make it in your image, my brother advises you not to worry about it. I'm afraid the incense will be cut off. The common people may think that some monster has entered Beishan."

Yue Zhi picked up an orange and threw it towards Luo An, "What's wrong with the demon? Who of us used to be a demon? There are still few demons on Beishan Mountain." Zhan is also a demon."

Azhan is a flower demon, he came to Beishan earlier than Yue Zhi, and he is much deeper than Yue Zhi in terms of Taoism alone.For thousands of years, Yue Zhi cultivated human form from a piece of Kunwu stone, and then devoted himself to the study of Taoism to become a low-level fairy. Fortunately, he was sent to Beishan to be a mountain god, and finally had his own territory without being a loose fairy.And the flower demon Azhan seldom said that he has practiced Taoism for thousands of years, but it is a pity that each demon has his own ambitions. Compared with being a fairy in the heavens, Azhan seems to be more willing to be a chic fairy who plays games in the world.

"Didn't you say that Azhan went down the mountain?" Luo An's face turned pale from fright, and he looked around the corners of the temple in a panic, fearing that Azhan would hear what he said just now and misunderstand that he would forget that he had entered the fairyland got this.In fact, he is a river god with a good name, and the land under his jurisdiction is just a small ditch. Earlier, he was a carp spirit.

Not sure if his sweetheart is there or not, just in case Luo An quickly explained, "I don't look down on demons. I'm afraid that people who come to worship will find that the mountain temple has changed, and there will be rumors that there are demons in Beishan. It would be bad if the mad Taoist attracted him, but he didn't care about good and evil, and he would kill demons whenever he saw them."

Among the demons living in Beishan, only Azhan dared to go down the mountain.

"What am I afraid of?" Ever since the crazy Taoist priest came out of Chang'an City, Yue Zhi, in order to protect the little demons in Beishan, has worked hard to study Taoism and set up a formation in Beishan over the years.

Luo An sighed, "One more thing is worse than one less thing. You haven't fought against that mad way before, and there are natural constraints. It's just that no matter how powerful the crazy way is, it's a mortal body after all. You should boil him to death first, and then worry about building the temple. Don’t be in a hurry, let’s talk about it, the statues are ugly, my brother and I don’t say anything, you are wronged.”

Yue Zhi propped his chin, pouted his mouth and shot the date pit at Luo An, regretfully said, "Okay. Wait until he dies, I will build the underground palace bigger now." Yue Zhi usually lives in the Mountain Temple The underground palace below, people often come to worship in the temple is really not suitable for living.It is said to be an underground palace, but it is not very big.But it can't be called the underworld, it sounds so unlucky

The mother-in-law of the land drank too much, and fell asleep on the confession case.The Herbal God poured himself a stern face, and after a while he held up his wine glass and said leisurely, "You two have temples and statues, and even have a fixed day of sacrifice every year. I don't have anything, old man, what did you say?"

After the Herb God finished speaking, he swallowed the wine in the glass aggrievedly, then angrily stroked his long beard and threw it behind him.Yue Zhi and Luo An always disliked the idol in their temple as an old man, but he, who most fits people's fantasy of immortals, didn't even have a magical case.Yuelao's old and immortal people don't care about this small place like Nian'erzhuang, but Yuelao's temples are everywhere.

God is not fair

Bah, bah, bah, all the great immortals in the sky, not you.

The more the Herbal God thought about it, the more unhappy he felt, and he got up suddenly and said, "It's getting late. Girl Zhi, I'm going back."

Yue Zhi summoned the herb god and said, "Master Yao, wait a minute, I almost forgot, you give me some ginseng beards to make a drink"

"No..." Herb God clasped his hands in his arms, and stepped back several steps vigilantly towards the gate of the temple.

"Hey, don't be so stingy, I can already hear the sound of the little ginseng essence snoring in your arms." Yue Zhi stood up, smiled brazenly and walked forward to take off the robe of the herb god.

"Damn girl, don't be rude, old man, I won't be able to protect you at the end of the festival." The herb god pretended to cry and hugged the baby lump in his arms, and scolded Yue Zhi, "I treat you like a granddaughter, why do you always miss it?" Make wine with my little treasure."

"It's just cutting the child's hair. How do you say that I want to hurt his life?" Yue Zhi smiled and threw away his hand.

The Herb God asked in confusion, "Why do you want ginseng beards? People eat them to heal diseases and prolong life, but you are a stone."

"Azhan wants it. The grandfather of her new boyfriend is seriously ill. Ordinary ginseng is useless. You, Yaoye, are in a hurry. I have to wait for you to come to Beishan to ask for your help." It's gone." Yue Zhijiao tugged at the corner of the Herb God's clothes, with a weak and pitiful expression.

Luo An gritted his teeth and said, "She has a good friend again, so grandpa, I will kill that grandson."

"Be careful that Azhan will kill you first." Yue Zhi gave Luo An a blank look, and immediately changed into a pitiful expression.

The God of Herbal Medicine resignedly took out a small ginseng essence that looked like a big white radish from his arms, and said distressedly, "Zhi girl, you don't know that my little treasure's hair is almost being wiped out by those people who begged me for help. Xiaobao Bao is only in his 80s, and he is already bald."

Yue Zhi carefully took the sleeping little ginseng essence, touched the child's little arm like a lotus root, deliberately scaring the herb god and said, "Look at our little treasure's little arms and legs, they are white, fat and fleshy, and they are stewed in soup." Best."

"Yue Zhi, return the little treasure to me." The Herb God was furious, and vines grew out of his ten fingers, trying to take the child back from Yue Zhi's arms.

With quick hands, Yue Zhi gently slid his fingertips across the child's sparse head, and a few strands of black hair fell onto the confession case and turned into ginseng whiskers.She threw the child towards the soft vines that spread out from the fingers of the herb god, flew into the air to avoid the vines and laughed, "I'm just kidding you."

"Hum..." the medicinal herb god treasured the little ginseng essence back into his arms, and was about to go out.

Yue Zhi suddenly suppressed her voice and said, "Shh, someone is coming." She flicked her sleeves and swept away the messy confession, then hugged the drunk land mother-in-law with one hand and hid behind the statue.

Luo An hid in the corner, and the Herb God turned into a wall full of vines to block Luo An.

In an instant, the mountain temple returned to its former silence.

Covering her head with her hands, the young woman ran into the temple, shaking off the rainwater all over her body, saying, "It's raining so hard!"

The young man who was walking with him peeked at the woman's wet clothes on her chest, swallowed and said, "Let's wait for the rain to stop before going down the mountain." After speaking, he leaned against the woman, and asked courteously after a while, " Are you hungry, do you want something to eat?"

"Do we still have dry food?" the woman asked.

"There must be sacrifices in the mountain temple, and there may be good wine and meat." The man smiled wickedly.

"No, no, no. Grandpa Mountain God will be angry." The woman hurriedly waved her hands.

The man said indifferently, "Have you ever seen a mountain god appear? Besides, even if there is a mountain god, what skills does he have? Can he call wind and rain or kill people and set fires? Why should we be afraid of him?"

Yue Zhi, who was behind the statue, took a deep breath, and his face was not very good-looking.

The man didn't listen to dissuasion and ran to the confession to have a look. The confession was clean. "Damn, it really is a useless wild fairy, with nothing."

Yue Zhi's face became even uglier.It's too much to dare to say that she is a useless wild fairy. However, what is even more sad is that when she thinks about it carefully, she finds that what this person said does not seem to be unreasonable.

"Brother Tie'er, be careful what you say. This is the place of the gods, and you must not offend." The woman was a little scared, and stood at the gate of the temple and dared not go in.

The man named Tie'er wanted to show off his strength in front of his sweetheart, so he pretended to be relaxed and pointed at the god statue and said, "What's wrong with scolding him, he can still talk back."

Although Yue Zhi has only been in Beishan for a few dozen years, he has heard everything. The villagers of Nian'erzhuang even come to the mountain temple to pray for children, blessings and marriage.Those who have suffered disasters will also vent their anger on the gods and come to the mountain temple to cry and curse.It's just that everyone has their own doom, and there is no effect without cause. Although those disasters have nothing to do with her, she is willing to bear those scoldings.

But it's unforgivable that this man scolded her just for showing off

The more the man scolded, the harder it sounded, and Yue Zhi was so annoyed.She changed the land mother behind her, took out yellow paper from her arms, bit her index finger, and drew a rain-stopping talisman with blood.

As the mountain god Yuezhi, she can't call the wind and rain, but as the god Yuezhi, she knows a lot.

Outside the temple, it rained in an instant.

"Brother Tie'er, the rain has stopped," the woman said happily.She believed in gods, so she couldn't listen to Tie'er's scolding, but she really couldn't persuade her.

Thirsty from scolding, Tie'er spat at the mountain god statue, and then swaggered out contentedly. "Ni'er, look at what I said, is it okay to scold me?"

The woman named Ni'er didn't answer, she took advantage of Tie'er to go to the front, stood at the door, respectfully bowed to the mountain god, and softly begged the gods not to blame.

After the two went down the mountain, the ashen-faced Yue Zhi flew out from behind the statue with Granny Lu in his arms.

Luo An, who was full of pimples, covered his face and complained to the God of Herbs, "Master Yao, can you stop turning into poison ivy and let me get stung on my face?"

The Herb God sneered and said, "I was negligent for a while."

"I think you did it on purpose." The beauty-loving Luo An instinctively pulled out the poisonous thorn on his face carefully.

Yue Zhi looked outside the door and said quietly, "The next time Luo An goes to see Yuelao for a drink, remember to remind me to cut off the red thread between the two just now." for that kind of person.

"Didn't you just scold you a few words? You are too vengeful." Luo An's facial features twisted and pulled out his thorns.

"You just know." Yue Zhi glared at Luo An.She won't provoke anyone, but if anyone dares to provoke her, she will find ways to return it.Regardless of whether the other party is a human, a ghost, a god, a demon, or a demon

The God of Herbs really left this time, and promised Yue Zhi to send the drunk land mother-in-law home who was not on the way.

Luo An did not leave.He won't leave without seeing Azhan.

"Help me see if there are any thorns on my face." Luo An felt that the thorns were almost pulled out, so he blinked and asked Yue Zhi, "Is he still handsome?"

"Don't be disgusting." Yue Zhi was in a bad mood just after being scolded, so he said to Luo An, "You can wait if you like, I'll go back to the underground palace to rest."

"I'm so boring by myself, let's go down together," Luo An said with a sullen face.He really wanted to see what Azhan's residence looked like, but Yue Zhi never allowed him to go down.

Yue Zhi wrinkled her nose, "Stop dreaming." She thought for a while and said softly, "Okay, I'll stay with you for a while."

The two sat and said a lot to each other, and a figure flashed in with a "whoosh".

"Azhan" "Azhan" Yue Zhi and Luo An said in unison.

"A Zhi. The way of madness is coming." Blood was dripping from the corner of Azhan's mouth, and her face was a little pale. She gasped and said, "He hit me in the palm and was temporarily trapped at the bottom of the mountain by the formation, but he may come up at any time."

Yue Zhi looked at Azhan's empty wrist and said, "Where did the bracelet that concealed your demonic aura go?"

"I accidentally dropped it when I was doing that with Meng Lang." Azhan told the whole story openly.

Luo An on the side exploded in an instant, "It's time to go to sleep." What kind of woman did he fall in love with?

Azhan said lightly, "It's just to sleep." She was too lazy to talk nonsense with Luo An, and leaned into Yuezhi's arms, raised her beautiful face and said to her, "Azhi, I know you can't kill people. You find a way to sleep Just live in the crazy way, I will kill"