Middle-aged Love Patch

Shi Yue finally fell asleep, Xu Youyuan looked at her quietly for a while, tried to get up, and found that she was still holding her wrist.

"Be good." Xu Youyuan whispered in her ear, "I'm going to take a shower and I'll be back soon. I promise you I won't leave."

Only then did Shi Yue let go of her hand and muttered something.

When Xu Youyuan came back from the shower, she originally wanted to lie down on the sofa outside, but when the child woke up tomorrow morning and found that she had disappeared again, at least it would be a little sad at that moment.

Unable to see the child being sad at all, Xu Youyuan looked at the size of the bed, let alone two people, one more person would be more than enough to lie side by side, and it wouldn't be too embarrassing if they weren't so close.

And it's not like he hasn't slept in the same bed.

When Xu Youyuan came back from the bath and got under the quilt, she remembered her father had said similar things before, and couldn't help laughing.

Unexpectedly, Lao Xu was also a prophet.

Xu Youyuan lay down on the side of the bed straight like a corpse, with her hands on her stomach, she didn't move all night.

I didn't sleep well, and woke up twice in the middle.

One time, Shi Yue woke up on the verge of suffocation because of Shi Yue's entire long leg resting on her body.The other time was when Shi Yue got up at dawn and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Xu Youyuan murmured in her heart, "Young people are really full of energy", but she was really sleepy, so she turned over and continued to sleep.

Previously, I dreamed all day long that I couldn't catch up with the car, and the anxiety was like a shadow.Now that the work from years ago has been done, she is more at ease in her mentality, and the hotel is relatively quiet, and the voices of the neighbors next door cannot be heard, so Xu Youyuan slept very comfortably in the second half of this sleep.

She slept until she woke up naturally. When she woke up, it was already 11 noon, and she was still awakened by the smell of food.

When she was half asleep and half awake, she could smell the aroma of barbecue. When Xu Youyuan got up, she found herself lying across the opposite corner of the bed, sleeping quite domineeringly, but the quilt was well covered, and she actually held a dog in her arms. Little black pig doll.

Xu Youyuan and the little black pig looked at each other.

Who are you?

"Finally woke up? Take a shower and come out to eat!" It was Shi Yue's voice.

Xu Youyuan poked her head out of the room to look into the living room, and saw Shiyue sitting in front of the dining table, which was exaggeratedly placed on the iron plate and full of Wagyu beef and beef tongue.

"How cooked do you like it?" Shi Yue held the tongs in his hand and turned over the fat meat.

"Five points!" Xu Youyuan almost rushed forward, she was really hungry!

"Hurry up and brush your teeth and wash your face, you can only eat meat after washing!" Shi Yue was quite strict.

"Oh!" Xu Youyuan quickly turned around and ran to the bathroom. Halfway through the run, she found that she was still holding the little black pig, and threw it on the sofa.

"Where did the little black pig come from!" Xu Youyuan asked.

"When I got up early and went to the gym, I happened to see a claw machine, and I grabbed it for you."

"You still go to the gym? I said, is there no cuter doll? Catch a black pig."

"Didn't you sleep in your arms until 11 o'clock?"

Xu Youyuan lost her temper when she was blocked by a single sentence.

Quickly went to wash and came out, Shi Yue held the knife and fork, crossed his left and right hands, the creamy Wagyu beef was cut into a size suitable for one bite, and shoveled together with the roasted crispy garlic slices onto the plate in front of Xu Youyuan.

"Please use it." Shi Yue said.

Xu Youyuan clasped her hands together and said gratefully, "Then I won't be polite!"

The wagyu juice is rich and fat but not greasy, the aroma of fat and tender meat melts in the mouth, it is quite enjoyable to eat.

Shi Yue was afraid that she would not have enough to eat, specially packed rice and asked her to eat it with it.

Xu Youyuan slept very hungry, if she was at home, she might order some noodles or order takeaway after waking up hungry, but with Shiyue, it's completely different.

Exquisite cuisine can instantly inspire people and quickly detonate the energy of the whole day.

This is life, woo woo...

After eating this iron plate, Xu Youyuan can write a hundred pages of plans in a row!

"Is it delicious?" Shi Yue sat across from her and squinted at her with a smile.

"It's delicious! You can eat it too!"

"I have already eaten."

"what did you eat?"

"Have some salad and nuts after I get back from the gym in the morning."

Xu Youyuan's chopsticks, which had been dancing with strong wind, stopped instantly: "...Who are you going to bury? Do you want me to eat it?"

"I don't think you'll finish eating if you don't want to." Shi Yue smiled, "I thought you were a good sleeper, but I didn't expect to eat better. That's right, the grandparents who spread pancakes at the gate of our hometown community didn't recognize anyone. I recognize you."

"What the hell?"

"I asked them why they knew your name. Grandpa and grandma said that the little fat man would lay two eggs and two sausages every time, and sometimes buy two pancakes at a time. They all said that you are the gold master, grandchildren You have contributed a lot to being able to go to school with peace of mind.”

Xu Youyuan grabbed the objects around her and was about to smash Shi Yue's brain: "Listen to your fart! Am I a pig? I eat so much at once!"

Shi Yue said: "Put down your kind!"

Xu Youyuan saw that what she was holding was a little black pig doll.I didn't want to really throw it at first, but now I can't wait to throw it [-] yards!

In the end, the happiness in the rice bowl is still in the hands of Shi Yue, Xu Youyuan probably just expresses her anger, and has no intention of making a real move.

And in front of the wonderful wagyu, eat first and then talk, how can you have time to get angry?

Shi Yue took advantage of this and took the opportunity to tease Xu Youyuan desperately.After Xu Youyuan finished throwing away the pig, the more she ate with rice with the beef, the happier she became, and the more she ate, the more Buddha she became. No matter how high Shi Yue jumped, she ignored her and concentrated on eating.

Seeing Xu Youyuan eating so deliciously, Shi Yue felt a sense of accomplishment, so she went to the bathroom next to the bedroom to wash her hands.

After sweeping away all the flesh, Xu Youyuan patted her belly contentedly, and she couldn't stand up, so she rolled directly onto the sofa and lay down.

"Xu Youyuan." Shi Yue called her from the room.

"What's the matter, what do you say... I can't move right now..." Those who knew she was exhausted, but those who didn't know thought she was dying and waiting to be rescued.

"Is that thing in your bag a smart musician?"

Xu Youyuan immediately opened her eyes, shit, she forgot to zip up her bag after taking her belongings last night!Shi Yue actually saw it...

"Well, yes." He could only pretend to be calm in response.

"Can I play with it?"

"You take it."

Shiyue brought the smart musician to the sofa in the living room, talked to it, and collaborated with it to arrange music, having fun like a child.

"You like it so much?" Xu Youyuan sat aside and watched.

"Well, I saw it when I was shopping in Pengpai Plaza with my sister before, and I feel that it has many similarities with the X system I want. I wanted to buy it that day, but I forgot about the encounter with Jiang Yun. I didn't expect it You like it too, can you lend me to play for two days?"

After Xu Youyuan was silent for a few seconds, she confessed, "I originally wanted to give it to you."

When Shi Yue turned her head, her pupils became brighter because of surprise, she was completely like a child who received a gift: "Really? Give it to me?"

"That's right." Xu Youyuan smiled, "I picked a New Year's gift for you. Happy New Year, Xiaoyue."

Shi Yue didn't ask why the gift was only delivered today, and it was given separately from the figure.

Xu Youyuan didn't explain either, the two of them seemed to have connected a certain nerve, they had already solved the small problem that shouldn't be a waste of time without verbal explanation, and neither of them mentioned it tacitly, so that it hadn't Floating to the surface is already a thing of the past.

This is the way Xu Youyuan likes and is familiar with, Shi Yue is indeed a mature...

Xu Youyuan hadn't finished praising Shi Yue in her heart, when she saw Shi Yue suddenly pounced on her and brought her down on the sofa.

Xu Youyuan: "??"

"Thank you!" Shi Yue held her face in his hands and gave her a big mouthful.

"What are you doing - get up! You crushed me to death!" Xu Youyuan's chin was pulled, her face was turned to the other side, and another big kiss was imprinted on her face, which deformed her face.

"Specially, I like you very much!" Shi Yue lay on Xu Youyuan's chest, and the posture of the two of them stacked on the sofa was like a mother and daughter of sea otters floating on the water.

"That's enough." Xu Youyuan's cheeks were a little hot after being kissed, and she pushed Shi Yue's chin to try to push her up, "I'll give you a gift and you'll be bitten by it, what's wrong with the world."

"Isn't this good to eat, it's a kiss of love." Shi Yue's face was stretched out of shape by her, "I always thank her like this when my sister buys me presents."

"I'm not your own sister!"

"Oh, that's right." Shi Yue held her arm aside, and immediately kissed her on the mouth, and the whole tiger preyed on him, "So you want me to kiss other places to express your gratitude!"

Xu Youyuan quickly crossed her arms to block her eyes, and covered Shi Yue's mouth accurately.Xu Youyuan's resistance caused Shi Yue's movements to lose control, and her mouth bumped into Xu Youyuan's through the palm of her hand.

The two of them rolled to the corner of the sofa and were in pain for a long time. Xu Youyuan burst into tears. Shi Yue's lip was cut by a tooth and bled a little. After recovering, she stared at each other for a long time. Laughing like two crazy people.

Shi Yue ordered some fruits and sent them to the room for Xu Youyuan to eat more.She and Xu Youyuan sat watching TV together, forked a grape to Xu Youyuan, and flipped through WeChat with her mobile phone in her hand.

"I can eat it myself." Xu Youyuan wanted to bring over the fork, but Shi Yue refused and insisted on feeding her.

"My colleague asked me to go skiing." Shi Yue said.

"Then you go."

"Are you going?"

"I'm so full that I'm afraid I'll spit it out after slipping twice."

"Then I won't go either." Shi Yue said, "Let's get over the rest of the love theme now, otherwise the Chinese New Year is coming soon, and we have to stay with the family when we go home after the Chinese New Year. It’s not easy to spend time playing games.”

"Now?"

"Yes, right now, how appropriate. Everyone is playing and no one is disturbing. It is the best time to play games."

What should come will always come...

The theme of love, which has been avoided for so long, is finally on the agenda and cannot be avoided.

"Don't underestimate the theme of love." Seeing Xu Youyuan's dejected look, Shi Yue said seriously, "In my opinion, the theme of love is the most difficult theme among the three themes. Although there are no ghosts in this theme, it may threaten life There are relatively few scenes, but it is not so easy to pass smoothly."

Speaking of this, Yue Yue patted Xu Youyuan's shoulder: "Putting this theme at the end to pass the test, you are indeed a great god with a unique vision."

It's not that Xu Youyuan has never read the description of the theme of love, and felt that Shi Yue was a bit alarmist.

Xu Youyuan said: "The love-themed gameplay is quite interesting. Two partners play different story roles in the love scene, and the other party does not know who the partner is. Survive in the real life simulation scene and find The person who fascinates me the most. The NPCs in the previous version may still be able to make people play, but the NPCs in the new version are more humane.

"If the heartbeat index of the two people reaches 100 points for each other's characters before the scene is completely completed, it will be considered a clearance.

"If the scene is over and one of the two parties has a heartbeat index that has not reached 100 points, the person who has not reached 100 points needs to manually select the person who is the heartbeat. If the person who chooses the heartbeat is the role played by the partner, it is considered a victory. There are only two partners in a group. You can pass the level only if everyone chooses the right one. Otherwise, it will be a failure.

"After failing to enter the scene again, it may be the previous scene, but it is more likely to change the scene and enter another story to start again. Whether it is the previous scene or not, the role played must be different."

Xu Youyuan said: "It really tests the tacit understanding between partners."

Shi Yue: "That's why I said that it is a wise decision to put the love theme at the end.

"After all, after experiencing the cooperation of the first two themes, the partners will have a deeper understanding. Only teams that really understand each other and have a good impression of their partners can win in the theme of love."

Shi Yue no longer cared what Xu Youyuan thought of her and forced Xu Youyuan into the dark room to play. The dark room is a dating app, and the purpose has always been clear.

Existing surveys show that among the 75 teams that have entered the final stage of competition through the three major themes, more than [-]% are determined to become lovers.This figure shows that the inner core of the dark box did not deviate, and it was quite successful.

So partners who pass the love theme are likely to become couples.

"But the loopholes in this gameplay are obvious." Xu Youyuan said, "As long as the two partners agree on a password, no matter what role you play after entering the scene, just follow the password to find it, and you will find it soon. In this way, the game The difficulty is low, which is not very beneficial to the dark room.”

"Yes, if someone cheats outside the game, the theme of love will not be playable. So there is an anti-cheat system in the dark room, which can detect whether the player is cheating. Once someone is found to be cheating, the player will be disqualified immediately."

"The principle of the anti-cheating system is..."

"Well, you should be familiar with it. It is similar to the anti-cheat system that reshaped the universe. The principle is to determine whether the player is cheating by extracting the player's neuron information. The false positive rate of this detection system is close to 0 points, because it is Directly call the player's memory as evidence. No matter how the player agrees in or out of the game, as long as the agreement is made, it will definitely remain in the memory. After the system captures it, it will be judged as cheating." Shi Yue said,

"Of course, all the information retrieved from the player's neurons will abide by the 'holographic game operating regulations', keep it confidential for the player, and never leak it for other purposes. We are still good citizens who abide by the law, unlike Fatty Liu."

Xu Youyuan nodded: "If you can put an end to cheating, the theme of love will be very interesting. Shi Yue, you should really apply to the government for the Marriage Promotion Contribution Award. Even if only [-]% of the couples will choose Getting married and having children also made a big contribution to population growth."

"Hey? Don't tell me, your idea is very good. It's the correct posture to clean up the secret from the dating app. I can really talk to my colleagues later, contact the government department, and send out a few rounds of drafts. Maybe it can directly break into the mainstream!"

"Come on, you, the dark room has long been the mainstream." Xu Youyuan said, "The first stage of this theme shouldn't be too difficult. Let's get used to it first. I'm a little unsure about this theme."

Shi Yue snorted twice: "It's okay, I am very familiar with this theme, I will take you to play."

"Aren't we all taken apart so we don't know which character we have become?"

Shi Yue thought to herself: Before the two of us got in touch in that storm, you didn't know who I was.Suddenly breaking into life, I can stand firmly by your side with the identity of a little sister who is 11 years younger than Fa Xiaomei. Is there any difficulty in the game?

"Don't think too complicated." Before getting into the theme of love, Shi Yue deliberately explained, "Follow your true inner feelings, as long as you think which character is the cutest, you must choose her, and it must be me."

"Wait a minute, I have another very important question that I forgot to read." Xu Youyuan asked Shiyue, "After we enter the scene, we assign characters randomly, right?"

"Yep."

"Let's go smoothly." Xu Youyuan said, "Actually, the theme of love can be regarded as a game of attacking each character, right. Let's take the traditional strategy game as an example. Players can choose the target they want to attack after entering the scene. , and then generate a heartbeat index during the interaction. My question now is if we start to choose each other after the last scene, can I choose a character with a heartbeat index of 0?"

Shi Yue: "No. Characters with a heartbeat index below 50 will not appear in the selection list."

"Okay, another question, we may be assigned female roles, or we may be assigned male roles, is that true?"

"It was originally set up like this..."

"This is the end. If you are assigned a male role, no matter what you say or do, my heartbeat index for you will only be 0!"

"Xu Youyuan, it seems that you are really nervous about the theme of love. As a dating app, sexuality is of course the first consideration. Do you remember when you first entered the secret room, apart from your nickname In addition to pinching the face, there is another thing that must be manually operated, which is the choice of sexual orientation.

"Once the sexuality is determined, the player's sexuality will be respected in the entire dark room scene when it comes to true love. Especially in the theme of love, all the NPCs in it will change according to the sexuality chosen by the player. That is to say, we enter the scene Afterwards, all characters will be female. There will be no such thing as missing the correct answer due to sexual incompatibility.”

"Okay, I'm relieved to hear you say that." Xu Youyuan said, "After all, I'm really not sure about love."

"No, I think you know how to love. Do you have any misunderstandings about love itself?" Shi Yue said, "And you brought me here because I performed so poorly in the horror theme. You are really amazing. Xu Youyuan is the closest to a professional player among ordinary players. Moreover, this game is about the cooperation of two people, so don't worry too much. Remember, follow your own heart."

The love theme does not need to carry any appearances and props. In order to ensure that no information that may lead to cheating is disclosed, all appearances and props in the love theme are invalid.

Players enter the scene in the state of "streaking". As long as they are sure that someone must be their partner, they can start the strategy. Once the heartbeat index reaches 50 points, they can submit answers at any stage of the game.

After submitting the answer, the game will be temporarily exited. In order to keep the game scene from being disturbed, the NPC will automatically take over the role until both parties have completed the answer and the result will be announced.

Not being able to carry any props also relieved Xu Youyuan's worries.Now that there are more and more props, the selection process is a headache for her.So let's wait until the competition stage to get entangled in props.

"Let's go?" Shi Yue held the access crystal in her hand and asked Xu Youyuan.

"Well, let's go." Xu Youyuan took a deep breath and logged into the game.

The two entered into the theme of love, and the scene was built up a little bit.

Xu Youyuan was confused for the first time, and she was still reading the theme description when the game loaded.

In fact, Xu Youyuan is not completely unconfident. Recently, she and Shi Yue have interacted very frequently, and they have broken through two major themes together. She still has a good idea of ​​Shi Yue's way of speaking and personality traits.Even with a different face and another identity, Xu Youyuan is confident in finding Shi Yue out of the vast crowd...

Um?Wait a minute.

When Xu Youyuan looked at the theme description, she found such a line:

"In order to increase the difficulty and playability of the game, interference items will be set in the scene. Please note that you cannot find your partner through opportunistic methods. All NPCs in this theme may obtain your partner's behavior, personality and Speech preference, automatic generation of distractors, and the difficulty of distractors varies according to the stage.

(Note: The acquisition method is strictly in accordance with the "Holographic Game Operation Regulations" promulgated in 2026, please players to supervise together to create a good game environment.)”

That is to say, it is possible for the NPC to pretend to be someone Xu Youyuan is familiar with?

Shiyue loves to show her abdominal muscles, so the game will make the NPC have the same virtue as her by grabbing information from Shiyue's neurons?

In this way, it was more difficult than she imagined.

[System prompt: You are about to enter the love-themed dating scene

(The first stage of the 2035 season love theme qualifier)

Starter: Plasma Cream Cake with Flowers

Import movie: not fetched

Difficulty: not obtained

Things to note

One: Including but not limited to appearance, pets, vehicles and other props will not have any effect in this theme.

Two: Relax, true love is not so easy to come.You must know that soldiers who go to the battlefield with the heart of death will often... really die on the battlefield.

Three: Don't think that the theme of love doesn't need weapons. Don't miss any suspicious space, where you may find a life-saving weapon. 】

Xu Youyuan let out a "huh" and said, "We also need weapons in love scenes?"

Shi Yue: "Although it is not as dangerous as the other two scenes, there is not only one way to fail. After all, they are all scenes that are divorced from reality, and there may be more dangerous plots. Players die or choose the wrong heartbeat. Everyone is a failure."

The scene has been built up to 50%, and it doesn't look very modern.

Xu Youyuan, whose brain has been immersed in the ultra-modern since birth, has no idea about all kinds of ancient things, and Shi Yue, an AI fanatic, is probably the same.

The two looked at each other, and the fog filled the air, gradually making them unable to see each other clearly.

"It's like going to be reincarnated." Xu Youyuan told a joke to make the atmosphere lighter.

Shi Yue looked at her very reluctantly: "Xu Youyuan, see you later. You can definitely find me."

Brat, don't put pressure on others, okay...

The fog in front of her eyes gradually dissipated, and Xu Youyuan came to the strange world of love alone.