Middle-aged Love Patch

Shi Yue and Xu Youyuan looked at each other, and they didn't know whether she should return the underwear in her hand, or Xu Youyuan came to get it by herself, and the atmosphere exploded with embarrassment.

Xu Youyuan screamed frantically in her heart, opened the window to scream, climbed to the roof to scream, and climbed to the beacon tower of the Great Wall to scream.

Some people's internal screams break through the universe, and the surface is still calm, like nothing happened.

Anyway, it's already so embarrassing and irreparable, and panic can only add embarrassment.

Xu Youyuan stood up calmly and walked in front of Shi Yue to get her underwear back, Shi Yue returned the underwear held in her palm to Xu Youyuan as if offering a tribute.

Xu Youyuan picked up the underwear and wanted to throw it back into the closet, but the inside of the closet seemed to be crushed by a mudslide, and there was nowhere to put it, so she temporarily stuffed it under the quilt.

Shi Yue said "tsk tut" twice: "You really haven't changed at all. You didn't like to tidy up the house before, and you messed it up a few times after auntie cleaned it up for you. I didn't expect it to be the same at this age."

Xu Youyuan pointed at the cabinet, and said in a whispering and quarreling tone: "Didn't you see that the wardrobe is cracked! You can blame me!"

Shi Yue: "Isn't it because you stuffed the wardrobe indiscriminately, causing the closet to be overloaded and then overturned?"

Xu Youyuan said: "Okay, you can go and stay outside, I have to find out where the T-shirt is."

Xu Youyuan buried her head in fighting against a pile of clothes, but she couldn’t hang them back up because the crossbar was broken, and now she had to use an electric drill to buy materials and install them. The end result of using an electric drill would be to disturb the neighbors again, and the neighbors would be cursing next door It's so simple, you will definitely come and smash the door, and perform martial arts when you enter the house.

The crossbar cannot be repaired for the time being, so I simply removed it, folded the clothes and put them back.

Shi Yue obediently waited outside, just sitting when she had nothing to do.

An old-fashioned robot vacuum sweeps awkwardly around the house.

Shi Yue knew this kind of old robot. She had seen it when she was very young. It was the round type that could mop and sweep the floor.But the strange thing is that not only did it not play the role of cleaning, but it dragged a long brown-black trace wherever it went.

What is that?

Shi Yue soon knew the answer, because she smelled a bad smell.

Ah Shuang nestled safely in its den, Shi Yue looked at it, then at the robot.

Could it be...shit?

When Shi Yue caught up, the smell was very clear, it was dog shit.

I'm so busy playing games tonight, maybe even Xu Youyuan herself forgot to walk the dog.

Ah Shuang is so cute, the owner forgot about it and didn’t make any noise, and silently put shit in the house... and the sweeping robot got stuck on the shit when it was cleaning the room dedicatedly, and it smeared the shit in the process of cleaning full house.

Shi Yue is a bit of a clean freak, this situation really wants to break her down.

"Stop it quickly!" Shi Yue went up to turn off the sweeping robot, pressed the off button, but there was no response, the robot continued to smear the floor with feces.

Shi Yue: "??"

When Xu Youyuan came out with her pajamas in her arms, Shi Yue was still competing with the robot vacuum.

"What are you doing……"

Shi Yue turned the robot over so that its abdomen was facing the sky, and several black legs were constantly moving in the air. This angle made it look like their old friend, the American cockroach.

The shit on the ground has been cleaned up by Shi Yue with a numb scalp, Shi Yue asked Xu Youyuan to find a toolbox, she disassembled the robot, repaired it quickly, and asked Xu Youyuan to clean it.

"Why are you so big-hearted, and you put the old-fashioned cleaning tools in the same room as the dog." Shi Yue felt that she was extremely dirty now, and urgently needed to wash herself immediately.

"What happened... The old-fashioned sweeping robot is cheap. I bought it from the second-hand market. It can sweep the floor and suck dog hair." Xu Youyuan remembered, "I seem to have forgotten to take a walk tonight. It's a dog. Ah Shuang, did you do something bad?"

"Forget it, you don't want to know." Shi Yue said, "Is this my pajamas?"

"Well, you can wear it to see if it doesn't work, I'll change it for you."

Shi Yue spread it out: "Isn't this very suitable for me, it fits perfectly."

"Thank you for your hard work." Xu Youyuan probably guessed what happened when she was packing her clothes, "Hurry up and take a shower."

"Xu Youyuan." Before going in to take a bath, Shi Yue asked with a smile, "Would you like to move to my place? You can live in any floor or any room you want. See if we pass the customs together tonight, is it better than being apart?" It feels better to play separately in the two places? If something happens, the teammates can be notified by shouting. In fact, many teams live together, at least when they enter the dark room.

"The next love theme and competition stage will be more difficult. The two of us are still at the two ends of the city. No matter how you think about it, I suggest you move to my place, even if it is a temporary stay. Wait. After the competition stage is over, you have enough time to think about the future arrangements. Even if I live directly, I don’t dislike it. After all, I still want to continue to study the X system, and the "Xiaoyou" No. 2 machine will be born soon. In case I am again Chasing and killing, you can save my life if you are here."

Shi Yue's intentions could not be more obvious, asking in a joking tone is considered a way out for himself, and once he is rejected, he can also play haha ​​to fool him.

Shi Yue waited patiently for Xu Youyuan's answer, and when she found that Xu Youyuan didn't show any embarrassment or thought, Shi Yue already knew the answer.

"Are you afraid that I will die poor in the western suburbs?" Xu Youyuan gave her a push, "Go take a bath. When my sister is really desperate, I will definitely come to you for help."

**

Hot water was poured down from the head, which relieved Shi Yue's depressed mood a little.

I thought that the relationship between the two had entered the latest stage, but Xu Youyuan obviously liked her acting like a baby in the game.

In reality, Xu Youyuan immediately opened the distance, Xu Youyuan clearly distinguished the game from reality, her calm made Shi Yue helpless.

But Xu Youyuan was so cute when she said, "I will definitely ask you for help when I have nowhere to go", it almost made Shi Yue's desire to protect explode, and there was no way to keep talking about her.

Shi Yue can only be ruthless towards Xu Youyuan, she will do whatever she says.

When she came out of the shower, Xu Youyuan had already prepared a hair dryer for her.

"I bought a hair dryer before. It won't hurt your hair. If you want, you can curl it." Xu Youyuan was sitting at the table, sweeping away the late-night snacks she hadn't eaten before, "You have to come again Do you want it?"

Shi Yue took the hair dryer and shook her head: "What's the matter with you, you really finished eating."

"I'm not a wasteful person." After eating the last morsel of Tamagoyaki, the lunch box was put in the dishwasher, and what should be washed and discarded, Xu Youyuan said to Shi Yue before going to take a bath, "If you are tired Go to bed first. I've packed the bed for you, and you sleep on it. The temperature in the bedroom is fine, and I've laid two quilts for you, so it shouldn't be cold. "

"Two quilts, one for you and the other for me, just right."

Xu Youyuan pointed to the sofa: "I sleep here, and the two quilts are yours."

Shi Yue said "Huh?": "Do you want to sleep on the sofa in winter?"

"It's not cold, there is heating, and you can see how well the windows are glued, no matter how strong the wind is, they can't open..."

Before Xu Youyuan finished speaking, a sudden gust of wind howled in, the window was magically pried open, and it folded outward with a loud bang, smashing the floor.

Xu Youyuan and Shi Yue played in the dark room to exercise their super crisis response ability, and they squatted down and hid behind the sofa at the same frequency.

As a result, there were no ghosts attacking them, only the broken windows swaying in the cold wind, and the silent rage of the neighbors under the quiet atmosphere.

Xu Youyuan planned to buy a small gift for her neighbor tomorrow, she really didn't intend to make noise tonight, too many accidents happened inexplicably, Xu Youyuan, a mortal, couldn't stop her.

The two wore thin pajamas to face the cold wind, and finally closed the window again, and sealed it layer by layer with tape, but still felt that the air was leaking.

Shi Yue clasped her hands silently in her heart and thanked God for a while, then said to Xu Youyuan: "Look, God destined you not to be able to sleep on the sofa, go to sleep, this size..." She moved her palms together On the table, he made a lifting posture, which was exactly the same as the posture holding Xu Youyuan's underwear before, "It won't make me have animal desires, don't worry."

Xu Youyuan raised her hand to hit her, forcing her back.

"It's almost two o'clock, don't make trouble, go to bed quickly." Xu Youyuan hugged her pajamas and bath towel and went to take a bath, "I want to see the good boy who is already asleep when I come out."

"...Do you really think that you are raising a child?"

After Xu Youyuan gave her a "you're right" look, she went into the bathroom to take a shower.

Shi Yue spent too long in the horror theme tonight, her nerves were tense, she was indeed tired.Just after taking a hot bath, I feel sleepy.

Wearing a T-shirt with Xu Youyuan's breath, crawling into Xu Youyuan's bed, is there any happier experience than this?

It would be even better if Xu Youyuan was in the same bed as her.

Shi Yue is very sensitive to smells, when she entered the bed she sniffed, and what was more obvious around her was the fragrance of the shampoo that Xu Youyuan used, as well as the faint smell of bath salts.

Although living in a small house in the western suburbs, the surrounding environment is very narrow and chaotic, Xu Youyuan is not a very hardworking person willing to tidy up.But the small world where Shi Yue wants to sleep is tidy and comfortable by her.

The bed against the wall feels particularly safe, like the bedroom Shi Yue had for the first time when she was a child.

When Shi Yue closed her eyes, she could hear the sound of running water in the bathroom stopped, Xu Youyuan took a shower and opened the door to come out.

The room was so small that Xu Youyuan's footsteps could be heard clearly.

When Shi Yue was half asleep and half awake, she heard Xu Youyuan wandering between the living room and the bedroom. When she walked gently into the bedroom, Shi Yue suddenly woke up from the edge of the dream.

Xu Youyuan had already stood on her back, Shi Yue opened her eyes, feeling that Xu Youyuan's breath and body temperature were getting closer.

Xu Youyuan bent down.

Shi Yue turned her head a little too abruptly, and their faces almost bumped into each other.

Xu Youyuan propped one hand on the bed next to Shiyue's neck to maintain balance, and the other hand straddled Shiyue's body, and the movement of fetching things stopped because of Shiyue's turning over and the super-close distance.

"Woke you up?" Xu Youyuan was very calm, "I just want to get the phone charger."

Shi Yue looked at the charger on the other side of the bed, and brought it over for her.

"Thank you. Good night." Xu Youyuan whispered in her ear.

"Good night." When Shi Yue responded, she realized that her voice was a little unnaturally hoarse.

Xu Youyuan left the bedroom and returned to the living room. The distance between the two of them was actually less than two meters, but there was an extra wall.

The scene just now made Shi Yue look for sleepiness for a long time, but he couldn't find it.

Xu Youyuan's situation was not much better, and Shi Yue could clearly hear the continuous squeezing sound from the sofa.

Xu Youyuan also regretted why she came here before going to bed.I can't sleep now, I have a headache...

When she was around 30 years old, Xu Youyuan was under a lot of pressure to reshape the universe for a while, and couldn't sleep all night. After taking a lot of medicine, she still had difficulty falling asleep, so she had to come up with a set of methods to help fall asleep.

Generally, there are two scenes in the imagination of falling asleep. One is the room where the spirit and time are cultivated in "Dragon Ball". There is nothing except an entrance and exit, only a piece of white.Xu Youyuan just stared at the white, and slowly found sleepiness.

Another scene is driving on an unmanned, straight road, the scenery keeps repeating in my mind, and sleepiness is easy to follow.

This time Xu Youyuan chose a straight road to help her fall asleep. When the scenery repeated to the ninth paragraph, she finally stepped on the edge of the dream, but was pulled back by a creaking sound of shaking the bed.

Xu Youyuan opened her eyes in astonishment, what did she hear?

What did she hear again!

The neighbor's young couple resumed their old business and started a new round of fusion of heaven and earth.

I don't know if it was intentional retaliation, but this time the voices of the young couple's communication are very heroic, from the Japanese style to the American style, and they still use the dantian to speak, full of confidence.

Xu Youyuan opened her eyes to look at the ceiling, she knew that Shi Yue must have heard it too.

The small room is filled with sounds that are not suitable for children, and the surround sound seems to be turned on in the quiet night.

Normally, Xu Youyuan would definitely go out to knock on the door, but tonight it was her own fault that made others sleepless, and she had no position to object at all, so she could only suffer in silence.

Must be cursed tonight.

Xu Youyuan shed two lines of silent tears.

No, as long as she is with Shi Yue, it is very easy to encounter extremely embarrassing things, Xu Youyuan doesn't know whether it is her character problem or Shi Yue's character problem.

"Xu Youyuan..." Shi Yue called her suddenly, with a hesitant tone.Xu Youyuan immediately pretended to be asleep, and even snored loudly, this time it was really the snoring handed down by the old Xu family.

When Shi Yue heard the voice, she was taken aback for a moment and then almost spit out.

People in their thirties, why are they still so timid.Shi Yue licked her lips, are you still afraid that if I eat you, you will fail.

**

She doesn't have as many problems as Xu Youyuan, as long as Shi Yue is sleepy, she can fall asleep immediately, and she won't wake up at night after sleeping until dawn.

But Xu Youyuan is different.

I drank two more sips of water before going to bed, and if it is winter, the probability of waking up at night is very high.

At [-]:[-] in the morning, Xu Youyuan almost got up in a dream. After going to the bathroom to release, she returned to the bed in the bedroom with the instinct of animals looking for a home. After pulling the quilt for a long time, she finally pulled out the quilt, tightly Wrap up and sleep.

Shi Yue woke up from the cold in the middle of her sleep, closed her eyes and painfully searched for the trace of the quilt, and finally found it after touching for a long time, grabbed the corner of the quilt and wrapped it around her body.

Xu Youyuan, who was lying flat on the bed, was once again exposed to the cold air.

Xu Youyuan dreamed that she was crawling in the ice and snow, the cold wind made her shiver, she woke up shivering from the cold.

Where's the quilt?How can the quilt run by itself?

Xu Youyuan went to pull the quilt again, Shi Yue habitually wrapped the quilt around her body, and wrapped it in the shape of a burrito, which was very strong, and it was not something Xu Youyuan could pull if she wanted to.

Xu Youyuan was sleepy and cold, shuttling between reality and dreams, muttering pitifully:

"Ah Shuang...give me some quilt...I'm cold."

When Shi Yue heard the voice, she opened her eyes with a "huh", not knowing when Xu Youyuan actually ran onto the bed.

Seeing that Xu Youyuan was clearly still in a dream in this state, remembering that when Xu Youyuan was at her house that day, she was half asleep and half awake but still hugged someone and did not let go, and now it is not impossible to run to the bed to grab the quilt.

Shi Yue turned her head and softly called Xu Youyuan's name.Xu Youyuan didn't open her eyes, she seemed to be asleep, pouted her lips, and snorted softly, Shi Yue couldn't hear what she said, so she put her ear close to her.

"Little brat...don't make trouble..."

When she understood what Xu Youyuan was saying, Shi Yue's eyes widened.

Did Xu Youyuan dream of me?

Shi Yue unfolded the quilt and wrapped Xu Youyuan in together.

Entering the warm bed from the cold area, the glacier in Xu Youyuan's dream has entered the spring, and the earth is getting warmer, making her shivering body gradually relieved.

A polar bear wobbled over, the closer Xu Youyuan got, the warmer she felt, she hugged the polar bear, it was really warm, she couldn't help but crawl on it with her arms and legs.

Shi Yue didn't expect that Xu Youyuan put her arms around her waist, put her legs up, and burrowed into her arms.

It's too cute...

Shi Yue hugged her and carefully warmed her cold body.

Xu Youyuan felt that the polar bear was so soft, gentle and fragrant, and fell into a deep sleep in its embrace.

The night light emits a dim yellow light in the corner of the wall. With this little light, Shi Yue looks at the soft lips of the person in her arms, and kisses them involuntarily.

Xu Youyuan's lips were softer and hotter than expected. After the brief contact, Shiyue's heart fluttered, and she couldn't help kissing her again. The tip of her tongue licked her lips, her heart beat faster, and her palms began to sweat.

When hesitating whether to open Xu Youyuan's lips to test deeper, Xu Youyuan's lips suddenly opened.

Shi Yue paused, thinking Xu Youyuan was woken up by her.

But she is not timid, even if Xu Youyuan wakes up, she will calmly face it, and even confess directly.

"Hmm..." Xu Youyuan didn't open her eyes, but started to kiss her back.The lips were deeply lingering, and even took the initiative to stick out the soft tongue.

This was Shi Yue's first real kiss experience in reality, and the thought of kissing with Xu Youyuan made her dazzled even more.

Just when she wanted to go further, Xu Youyuan suddenly stopped.

Shi Yue: "?"

"call……"

A soft snore sounded, Shi Yue was dumbfounded.

Fell asleep while the kiss was in full swing?

Fell asleep after picking someone up?

Where did the bastard come from!It's too appetizing!

Shi Yue really wanted to push her under the bed and let her hang out all night!

But I'm not willing to...

Shi Yue pinched Xu Youyuan's face and nose angrily, and then kissed her lovely lips. After being slightly satisfied, she struggled to find sleep again.

……

On the next Sunday, at six o'clock in the morning, the little assistant Tao Xiaoyu arrived at Juheyuan in the western suburbs, where she worked.

After two days of sick leave, Tao Xiaoyu finally came back alive from the quagmire of fever. Although today is a rest day, she can't continue to leave President Xu at home, otherwise she will definitely eat takeaway again.

Xu Youyuan must be sleeping at this hour. Normally, she just opens the door with the key and prepares breakfast to keep warm. She doesn't even have to tiptoe. Once Mr. Xu falls asleep, he sleeps very deeply, and won't wake up unless he calls out. .

Tao Xiaoyu opened the door and entered the room, and put the bag on the table, feeling that the atmosphere in the room today is a little bit wrong.

She looked towards the bedroom, and the bedroom door was actually ajar.

Xu Youyuan used to sleep with the door closed, what happened today?

It’s almost the end of the year, and things are not peaceful everywhere. Tao Xiaoyu felt lingering fear after reading a few social news about burglaries, and immediately thought about it. She was taken aback by herself, and hurried to make sure that Xu Youyuan was still there. Not alive.

As soon as she opened the door, she found Xu Youyuan sitting on the bed with a face of astonishment, and there was another person beside her.

The appearance of that person is not clear for the time being, but at first glance, it should be a young woman.

The two of them slept on the same bed, covered with a quilt, Tao Xiaoyu understood.

Xu Youyuan: "It's not what you think..."

Tao Xiaoyu waved his hand, exited the room, and when he closed the door, he gave her a thumbs up.

Xu Youyuan: "..."

How could she come to bed? !She even slept with Shi Yue!

Tao Xiaoyu left temporarily "very sensible", Xu Youyuan quickly got out of bed and returned to the sofa, trying to pretend nothing happened.

No, nothing happened!

Xu Youyuan lay on the sofa, terrified, and fell asleep again...

At 07:30, Shi Yue's cell phone alarm clock rang, she got up to wash and cook, Xu Youyuan opened her eyes when she got dressed.

Before waking up, Xu Youyuan looked like a child, she was still in a daze, and her voice was soft: "Are you leaving?"

"Well, I have something to deal with at the company." Shi Yue walked over, resisting the urge to kiss Xu Youyuan, and smiled, "I made breakfast for you, fried steak, broccoli, and eggs And soy milk, you don’t have too many ingredients here. Let’s get some to eat, and I’ll prepare it for you later.”

Xu Youyuan shook her head and rubbed her eyes: "No."

Shi Yue patted her head: "No, no, Xu Youyuan, you don't want to be so cute."

Xu Youyuan waved her hand away: "You're acting like a domineering president, if you want to go to work, hurry up!"

"Is this how you treat your benefactor who helped you prepare breakfast? Huh?" Shi Yue's face darkened for a moment.I have to say that Shiyue's face is amazing, and when she smiles, it's very sweet, ten times sweeter than saccharine itself.But it's also very bluffing to put on a serious face, even Xu Youyuan was bluffed by her, thinking that she was really angry.

Shi Yue stared at Xu Youyuan for a few seconds, took advantage of her unpreparedness, jumped up and scratched her head, completely messed up her hair, then ran away quickly with a smile.

Xu Youyuan's entire face had only one mouth exposed: "...Where did the preschool children come from?"

Before Shi Yue left, she didn't know how much perfume she had sprayed on. When Xu Youyuan got off the sofa, she sneezed three or four times, almost bursting her eardrums.

The life of young people is too exciting.

After washing, she sat at the dining table and ate the breakfast that Shiyue helped her make. Xu Youyuan was extremely moved by the happiness of sitting back and enjoying the bliss and the deliciousness of the food itself.

Who can have such a family, too happy.

After finishing all the broccoli that she didn't like to eat, Xu Youyuan cleaned up all the food on the plate, and when she was about to start today's work in high spirits, she suddenly remembered that she was in Shiyue's arms that morning. Wake up to this thing.

Shi Yue didn't complain, probably because she didn't know about it...

I definitely don't know, I definitely don't know, Xu Youyuan comforted herself in her heart.

Sharing the same bed can comfort her for the time being, but besides dreaming about polar bears, she also had a dream.

She dreamed that she kissed Shi Yue, and it was Shi Yue who she kissed on her own initiative.

The two kissed very passionately, and the polar bear sat together and watched.

Terrible... old and unprincipled!

Older single young women finally started flirting with little girls.

Xu Youyuan decided to go to the gym to run 3000 meters to wake up, and then take a bath to wash away the dirty mind.