Middle-aged Love Patch

Shi Yue went upstairs and opened the door.

"Back?" Xu Youyuan poked her head out of the kitchen and looked towards the door.

When Shi Yue was changing shoes, the moment she saw Xu Youyuan's smile, she quickly forgot all her troubles.

It's completely the feeling of having a beautiful wife at home, and this beautiful wife is Xu Youyuan, and the house is full of love before entering the door.

"Did you really cook?" Shi Yue excitedly hung up her bag and clothes, "Let me see what's delicious."

Shi Yue squeezed into the dining room regardless of everything, Xu Youyuan followed behind her anxiously, and hurriedly humbled herself first, giving her a psychological inoculation:

"Beforehand, Shiyue, I'm really not very good at cooking. This meal can be regarded as showing [-]% of my strength, but the effect needs you to test it yourself."

Shi Yue sat at the dining table and looked at each other in dismay: "Hmm...maybe it tastes different from what it looks like?"

Xu Youyuan: "It's not impossible, it may be even more unpalatable than it looks."

"It doesn't matter." Shi Yue was very confident, "Anyway, I will definitely eat them all tonight."

"Are you sure? If you're sure, I'm going to call an ambulance now."

Shi Yue laughed and went to get the chopsticks: "Why are you so unconfident in your cooking skills?"

Xu Youyuan: "To tell you the truth, I have too much confidence in my cooking skills, and I have the confidence to make you vomit."

"Xu Youyuan, can the two of us debut together as a group of cross talk cp?" Shi Yue took the bowl and chopsticks and sat down, excitedly starting.

"Are you sure you don't wait until the meal is ready to serve it with the meal?"

"I'll try it first."

Shi Yue poked a large piece of braised pork with his chopsticks, and stuffed it into his mouth without thinking.

Xu Youyuan admired her as a warrior, and the person who cooked the plate of braised pork did not have the courage to taste it himself.

Seeing that Shiyue's expression seemed to be okay when she was chewing, she didn't even stop, and she went directly to pick up the second piece, Xu Youyuan was shocked—could it be that I have always misunderstood my cooking skills?

"Is it delicious?" Xu Youyuan sat across from Shi Yue and asked her.

Shi Yue clenched her chopsticks tightly, as if she had made sufficient preparations before raising her head, her face was blue, and she choked out the words "delicious!" with great sincerity.

Xu Youyuan: "..."

It seems that she has no misunderstanding about her cooking skills.

"Okay, don't eat if it doesn't taste good, don't force it." Xu Youyuan wanted to take all the food away.

"Hey, hey, why, I ate half of this." Shi Yue refused to let it go, and wrapped it all between his arms, "How can I take it away after eating half of it? Go and see if the rice is ready, It tastes good with rice."

"Shiyue..."

"Hurry up, stop moaning."

Xu Youyuan had no choice but to take out the rice.

Shi Yue finished two bowls of rice by himself, and almost ate all the food, even the soup.

For the sake of Shiyue's health, Xu Youyuan felt that she should not cook in the future if she had nothing to do.

Shi Yue was paralyzed on the sofa, unable to move.

Xu Youyuan looked at Shi Yue's pretty face, but didn't speak.

"Why are you looking at me like this? Isn't it very good-looking?" Shi Yue rubbed her belly while winking at Xu Youyuan.

Shi Yue was still waiting for Xu Youyuan's habitual ridicule, but Xu Youyuan didn't expect that Xu Youyuan didn't answer her words, but sat on the small blue elephant-shaped stool opposite her, and nodded seriously.

"Xu Youyuan, why do I think you're a little weird tonight?"

"What's so strange, isn't this thanking you for taking me in?" Xu Youyuan said, "Thank you for taking me in when I was homeless."

Shi Yue felt that there was something in her words, and thinking of what Chris said just now, she felt more and more aggrieved and aggrieved by Xu Youyuan's responsibility.

But Xu Youyuan seems to be in a good mood, and the warm feeling at the moment is true.

Shi Yue said: "Where are you homeless? It's not my uncle's idea. But as partners who clear the customs together, it's good for us to get along and cultivate a tacit understanding. Then, tonight..."

"I've booked a hotel in the western suburbs tonight, and I plan to go back after you come back and have dinner."

"Why are you leaving in such a hurry and staying in a hotel, it's not like I don't have room for you here."

"Yes, but this is yours. But I can't stay with you all the time with the cheek. I have packed my things."

When Xu Youyuan said such words, even if Shi Yue still had a lot of things she wanted to keep, it was difficult for her to say it.

Xu Youyuan packed her things and went downstairs.

Shi Yue just came back from the outside, knowing how cold it was snowing, she specially brought a piece of clothing for Xu Youyuan.

"There's a heating system inside, and I'm wearing warm clothes." If possible, Shi Yue would like to build a vacuum tunnel from the downstairs of her house directly to Juheyuan, so that Xu Youyuan would not be exposed to any wind and rain.

"Thank you." Xu Youyuan's woolen coat was covered with a heating coat given by Shiyue, and her small chin and mouth were hidden in the scarf. She looked warm and cute.

"Wechat me when you get home."

Xu Youyuan got into the taxi, Shi Yue was still reluctant to leave before leaving.

"What are you doing?" Xu Youyuan smiled, "It looks like you'll never see her again, hurry up."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Hurry up! How unlucky!"

Xu Youyuan smiled and said, "Why are you more superstitious than me at such a young age?"

"It doesn't matter, hurry up!"

"Okay, bah bah bah."

Xu Youyuan's pooh looks very cute, and Shi Yue's helpless expression is also very cute. In short, in Shi Yue's eyes, no matter what Xu Youyuan's expressions or movements are, she is so cute that it explodes.

Shi Yue doesn't understand, is there anyone in the world who doesn't like Xu Youyuan?

The whole world should love Xu Youyuan!

These are the words of a person who has been dazzled by love, from the heart, and wants to shout out to the whole world.

It wasn't until the taxi was completely out of her sight that Shi Yue reluctantly went upstairs.

"Thank you for taking me in when I was homeless."

Thinking of what Xu Youyuan said, Shi Yue felt sour in her heart.

certainly not.

In this world that I used to hate so much, the person who takes me in and makes me feel warm is obviously you.

**

Old Xu is going home. Of course, according to Old Xu's personality, he must explain some things back and forth before leaving.

Before Lao Xu could speak, Xu Youyuan blocked him back:

"Okay, okay, I must hurry up, don't say it, goodbye."

Xu Yishu: "You said what's the matter with your child. You don't look like me or your mother. Did you become a genius by yourself?"

Xu Youyuan laughed, and finally said to Xu Yishu: "Father, you and Uncle Yao had a great time, Chinese New Year is coming soon, if you are good, I will give you a big gift when you come home during the Chinese New Year."

Xu Yishu was curious about what she gave, and asked back and forth, but Xu Youyuan's mouth was tight, and she just didn't say anything.

She and Shiyue plan to cooperate to make an AI robot that carries the memories of family members. The name of the system is "Eternal Memory".

However, this matter requires a long time to study. At this stage, Xu Youyuan plans to complete the "Eternal Memory" game independently first.

Counting the days, there are still two months until the Chinese New Year. Judging from the current progress, the degree of completion should be very high by the time of the Chinese New Year.

"Eternal Memory" is her New Year's gift to her dad.

After finally sending her father away, Xu Youyuan found that the house was very tidy and clean when she returned home. The refrigerator was also fully stocked with dishes, and a two-week menu was preset.

Xu Yishu was afraid that Tao Xiaoyu would ask for leave for something, so Xu Youyuan would deal with it as soon as she got busy. The menu was set in advance, and all she had to do was pick up the dishes according to the menu and stir fry them. They were all her favorite dishes since she was a child.

Old Xu is occasionally annoying, but in the end he is still a good father.

In the next two days, Xu Youyuan was extremely busy, and there was a lot of work that needed to be resolved.She went to Canglu's company in person and led the team for an afternoon meeting.

After the meeting, Xu Youyuan returned to the gym and ran crazily on the treadmill, as if only sweat could vent the turmoil in her heart.

Getting along with Shiyue, and everything Shiyue gave her, made Xu Youyuan's life too comfortable recently, so comfortable that she almost forgot everything she carried.

She has never been a tragic person, but she can't forget the possible negative impact on others because of her self-optimism.

Shi Yue is an excellent child with unlimited possibilities in the future. She must be someone who can change the world.

Xu Youyuan has to run faster, faster, climb out of the mud, and wash off all the mud on her body before she is eligible to stand shoulder to shoulder with Shi Yue.

**

If she hadn't received Shiyue's WeChat, Xu Youyuan would have never expected the weekend to come so soon.

Shi Yue invited her to go to the dark room to continue the task, Xu Youyuan went online and entered Shi Yue's room, and saw the Tyrannosaurus rex at a glance.

Xu Youyuan's eyes lit up, and she found that the Tyrannosaurus Rex was sitting obediently by the tree, and Shi Yue was very petite standing beside it.

Shi Yue raised her hand and shouted: "Givemefive."

The tyrannosaurus rex stood up and roared, Xu Youyuan was a little nervous, wondering if this tyrannosaurus rex would attack Shi Yue, after all, the ancient beast might need time to train.

Unexpectedly, after the Tyrannosaurus rex roared, it suddenly became obedient, stretched out its short front paws, and clapped Shiyue with difficulty.

"Good boy." Shi Yue said, "Sit down."

Tyrannosaurus rex obeyed Shi Yue's words with no dignity, and sat down.

Xu Youyuan: "...you are not the tyrannosaurus rex I like! You are obviously a dog!"

Shi Yue said: "Although it is a tyrannosaurus rex, it seems to obey the master's orders very much, and its fighting power is strong. Before you came, I took it to experiment in ordinary adventure scenes, whether demolishing buildings or bridges. Both are handy. It’s just that I already have Corgi now, and both Corgi and Corgi are pets, and I can only choose one of them to follow me into the scene.”

"Can it carry items?"

"It can't at all. And it can't follow around at any time. I read the instructions, and it can only be summoned once in each stage of the preliminaries."

"Only once, this is too bad."

"After all, Tyrannosaurus rex is very powerful. If you can use it infinitely, you will be invincible."

"That's right. Are you going to bring the Tyrannosaurus Rex this time?"

"It depends on which theme you want to get into." Shi Yue said seriously, "Have you decided to go to the horror scene or the love scene?"

Xu Youyuan patted her on the shoulder and said, "What should be faced is always faced. It is better to face it and solve it earlier than to avoid it."

Needless to say, Xu Youyuan decided to go to the horror scene.Shi Yue said listlessly:

"Why don't you say that you will die early and be reborn early..."

"I was going to say that, but isn't this about to go into a horror scene? I'm afraid you're afraid."

"Aren't you afraid of me when you say that?"

Xu Youyuan suggested to her: "I think you can bring the Tyrannosaurus Rex this time. If you have any fears, you can immediately summon it and grind the ghosts into powder. But if you bring the Tyrannosaurus Rex, there will be no Corgi to help you carry the space." Now, there are only five spaces left in my universal bag, and I have to think carefully about what props to bring."

Shi Yue said: "I originally wanted to buy another item to carry with me, but after wandering around for a long time, I found that this type of item is not provided in the mall, and all the items sold online are rewards from doing tasks in the scene."

"This is an inevitable operation in order to balance the game. It depends on how you choose."

Shi Yue sighed: "I should guard Caps and take back all the useful props. Do you think it is appropriate to bring Tyrannosaurus Rex or Corgi this time, I listen to you."

"Hmm..." Xu Youyuan thought for a while, "This time I plan to clear the remaining two scenes of the horror theme at once. If the Tyrannosaurus rex can only be summoned once in each stage, can it be guaranteed to crush the opponent directly? ? If this scene is not just a test of combat power, but a test of brains, the benefits of bringing the Tyrannosaurus Rex will be relatively small."

When Shi Yue thought about the scene Xu Youyuan said, she felt scared:

"Let's go to a horror-themed scene and compete with ghosts..."

"It's okay, I have everything." Xu Youyuan smiled, "I'm not polite to ghosts."

"Well, I'll listen to you, this time I'll bring Corgi, we can bring in more props if we have more space, maybe it will come in handy at a critical moment." Shi Yue said, "By the way, are you still There are two summon cards that have not been drawn?"

"Yes, a rare item card and an epic vehicle card."

"Pick it up! If you have something good, let's take it with you this time."

Xu Youyuan took these two cards out of the inventory and floated in the air.

Before drawing the card, Xu Youyuan sat cross-legged on the ground, muttering something.

The two little milk dogs kept in Shiyue's room squatted beside her, looking at her curiously.

"Xu Youyuan," Shi Yue said, "I figured it out, you're really superstitious."

"That's right, the darker the face, the more superstitious you are. People like you who just draw the Abyss Summoning Card will not understand."

Xu Youyuan's pet rabbit, Kai Kai, was still lying on top of her head, squinting her eyes, one person and one rabbit perfectly blended together.

After Xu Youyuan performed a ritual, she clicked on both cards in one breath:

A very festive Christmas tree X1

An extremely fast goose X1

Xu Youyuan: "..."

Shi Yue was also stunned: "Big goose? Isn't this a pet?"

Xu Youyuan was almost desperate: "Forget about the big goose, what's the matter with the Christmas tree! What's the use of my Christmas tree! And I can't forget about the big goose! What the hell is this!"

Xu Youyuan turned her eyes angrily, and turned to Shi Yue: "What did you drive last time?"

Shi Yue was like a child who was suddenly asked by an angry head teacher, and she answered in a low voice: "Rare props are repair handles that can repair props and vehicles, and epic vehicles are underwater airships."

"Look, your kind can be called rare or epic! What's so rare about a Christmas tree, big goose epic!"

Shi Yue held back the courage to really laugh out loud, and looked at the description of the Christmas tree:

"Put it in the room when Christmas comes, it has a very Christmas atmosphere, and it can summon the blessing of Santa Claus. Every Christmas, there is a 50% probability of receiving gifts from Santa Claus and dropping abyss props. Look, Xu Youyuan , can also drop abyss props. The 'Abyss' level is the highest level in the dark box game, and it is rarer than epic, so it must be a good thing."

After listening to Shi Yue's words, the frustrated Xu Youyuan felt a little relieved: "Really?"

"Come and see for yourself."

This Christmas tree is really not as useless as imagined. If you give a gift once a year, there is a half chance of getting nothing, but it is better than having no hope at all.

Then, this big goose...

Shi Yue wanted to study the big goose, but Xu Youyuan stopped her and told her not to get close to the big goose.

The snow-white goose stood quietly in Shi Yue's room, when Xu Youyuan turned her gaze to Shi Yue, she hurriedly asked Shi Yue to look away.

"Why are you afraid of a goose?" Shi Yue didn't understand.

"You child, you have never been to the countryside, you have never confronted a goose, so you don't know how powerful it is. What are mad dogs? When a goose becomes mad, it will even bite a mad dog."

"Really or not." Shi Yue really hadn't fought geese much, not even a live goose, only eaten roast goose in a restaurant.

"Really, I have seen it with my own eyes. When I was a child, I went to my grandmother's house, and her house had geese. My mother was very scared. She said that when she was a child, she was chased by geese all over the world. , Once caught by its mouth, it will be over, it will bite you tightly and then twist it from side to side, it is quite wild. After my mother was bitten on her thigh, a big piece of bruise was left."

Shi Yue was surprised: "The goose is so powerful that it is still a vehicle. It's amazing. After riding it, can it go to the sky and smash people?"

"But who wants to ride a goose, it's too ugly." Xu Youyuan sighed, "Why can I only get these weird things!"

Shi Yue laughed uncomfortably, and asked Xu Youyuan to calm down, and packed her backpack to enter the scene.

Xu Youyuan carefully put the goose away, and found that it only took up one space, which was quite space-saving.

We are about to enter the scene, so organize your backpack first.

There are a total of 10 spaces between the two. You must bring a baby bottle and a car. One is for blood and the other is a vehicle.The takeaway toolbox, I have seen its power last time, and it is very practical.There is also a repair handle, which takes up two spaces, so it must also be brought.

This calculation has already used up 7 spaces, and the remaining 3 spaces must be carefully calculated.

The two hesitated whether to bring an underwater airship. If they encountered a scene with water, such as a tsunami as soon as the theme of the adventure came up last time, they didn't have to be afraid at all.But the underwater airship takes up 3 spaces, and the space will be full after bringing it. Shiyue still wants to bring a little golden pig or other useful appearances.

Shi Yue intends to continue to wear the appearance of a Taoist priest. The last time he entered a horror scene, he proved that a sleeve of talisman paper is still useful to ghosts.It looks like she can put it on directly without taking up space.

Xu Youyuan thought about it, and felt that the possibility of large-scale underwater scenes in horror themes is not very high. Otherwise, it is better not to bring the underwater airship, and it may be more practical to bring a big goose that only takes up one space.

There are still 2 squares left, Shi Yue wants to bring a golden pig, Xu Youyuan disagrees: "You golden pig is a waste of gold coins, I'm afraid you will spray it out when you get scared, how much will it cost?"

Before living together, Xu Youyuan began to plan carefully, but Shi Yue liked the way she took care of their common affairs.

If you don't have the golden pig, don't bring it, and there are 2 grids, Xu Youyuan, who plans to bring a skateboard.The skateboard is very fast, and it can also bind the target. Once there is danger, it will be bound and escaped.

Xu Youyuan chose the appearance of a butcher that can be bought in the mall for herself and brought it into the scene.

Butchers are cheap in appearance and can be bought for [-] gold coins.Xu Youyuan remembered that in the supernatural novels or film and television works that she had read since she was a child, it was mentioned that because of the killing of the butcher, the evil spirit on his body was so heavy that ghosts did not dare to approach him.

The appearance was ugly, and she was holding a gloomy butcher's knife, which she would never wear normally.However, the appearance will be hidden in the scene, and you can get a butcher's knife, which is quite affordable.

Everything was ready, and the two began to enter the dark room.

[System prompt: You are about to enter a horror-themed dating scene

(The second stage of the 2035 season horror-themed qualifiers)

Starter: Plasma Cream Cake with Flowers

Import movie: not fetched

Difficulty: not obtained

Things to note

One: This scene takes a long time, please enter the scene in an environment with plenty of time and no interruptions

Two: All elements in this scene are fictitious, please do not panic.If you are afraid, please control the decibels of screaming so as not to disturb the people.

Three: Due to the particularity of the stage competition, all the scenes at the beginning of this round are not limited to the scenes imported by the initiator.

Four: From the second stage, all weapons can only be obtained in the scene.

Five: The most unexpected time is the time when fear is most likely to come]

Shi Yue looked at the last one, and couldn't help clenching the mahogany sword in his hand even tighter: "This is the scary rhythm of ghosts suddenly appearing."

Xu Youyuan looked at the rapidly constructed scene in front of her and said: "It's the ones that appear most often in horror movies. Hearing strange noises at the door, he mustered up the courage to open the door, but there was nothing outside. Guess when the ghost Will appear?"

Shi Yue: "Appeared behind the door the moment the door was closed..."

"That's right, you understand well. Aren't you afraid of ghosts, and watch horror movies?"

"I'm afraid of ghosts, and I only realized I was afraid after watching horror movies."

"Sounds reasonable."

When the scene was covered to 60%, Xu Youyuan could tell that this was a deserted road in the middle of the night.

In this way, it's actually not bad, it's better than being in a cemetery deep in the mountains again.After all, the city is still popular.

After the scene was loaded and it went dark, Xu Youyuan and Shi Yue appeared on the street at midnight.

A rusty bus stop sign stood crookedly beside them, rattling in the wind.Shi Yue glanced at the words on the stop sign and exclaimed, "It's over!"

Xu Youyuan: "What?"

"It's in Korean." Shi Yue said, "We're actually in a Korean horror movie! Can Chinese Taoist priests deal with Korean ghosts? Are Korean ghosts afraid of yellow talismans?"

Xu Youyuan: "This is really a historical problem. Are you familiar with the scene? Can you tell what movie it is?"

"It shouldn't be the movie I imported." Shi Yue saw that both of them were wearing black professional outfit black silk high heels, and it was very inconvenient to move around.She wanted to take off the high heels, but kicked for a long time without success, as if the high heels were stuck to their feet.

Xu Youyuan looked around, and they were in a small cross street, full of garbage and cigarette butts, all the houses were very short and dilapidated, like an area that hadn't been lived in for a long time.

Xu Youyuan stared at the dark windows, if there was something in the windows staring at them, she would rush up and drag it out.

"Xu Youyuan!" Shi Yue grabbed Xu Youyuan's arm, "Something is coming!"

"Don't be afraid." Xu Youyuan pointed to the top of her head, "Kaikai didn't warn you, it shouldn't be anything dangerous."

As soon as Xu Youyuan finished speaking, her squinted eyes suddenly opened, spitting out balls of shit crazily.

The blurry thing approached slowly, it was a bus.

The bus looked a lot like the two-door bus of 20 years ago. It drove very slowly, and moved crookedly on the uneven road.

There was a burst of jingling arrival music in the bus, followed by an electronic notification sound, which has been translated into Chinese:

"I'm about to...arrive at...station, passengers who want to get off...prepare in advance..."

The electronic notification sound is mixed with a hissing noise, which seems to be a little short-circuited, and it sounds very intrusive in the empty midnight.

[System prompt: Please take the 404 bus to go to the female dormitory of Guishan University. You must arrive before 12:[-], otherwise the mission will fail. 】

Xu Youyuan: "Listen to the name, Ghost Mountain University, are you afraid it won't be haunted?"

Shi Yue was not in the mood to tease at all, but when the No. 404 bus stopped at the stop and saw the situation inside the bus clearly, Shi Yue had the urge to take off the access crystal right now.

The bus is full of ghosts.

A cartload of grimaces were like white paper, blood was bleeding from the eye sockets, and it was covered with tattered clothes.

All the ghosts were staring at them, with sinister smiles from the corners of their rotten mouths, like the excitement of waiting for their prey to get on the car.

This is the No. 404 bus, the bus they must get on.

Shi Yue's scalp tingles.Kaikai has given an early warning, there must be danger in the car, as long as they get in the car, these ghosts will definitely attack them.

"Let's go." Xu Youyuan walked into the car without thinking.

"But……"

"You follow behind me." Xu Youyuan opened the car door and stepped into the compartment, the smell of rotting corpses made Xu Youyuan feel sick for a while.

The driver wore his hat on one side, turned his head slowly, with one eyeball dangling on his face.The corner of the driver's mouth was cut with a sharp weapon towards the base of the ear, and he looked like he was smiling strangely:

"404... bus, welcome."

"Hee hee hee..." All the ghosts in the car saw someone getting into the car, they all smiled strangely, stood up slowly, and moved towards them.

"They're coming!" Shi Yue exclaimed.

Xu Youyuan pulled out the butcher's butcher's butcher's knife from her waist, swung her arm, and the butcher's knife slashed on the car video with a "bang".

The ghosts were startled, looking at the butcher knife full of evil spirit, they dared not move.

"Sit down for me." Xu Youyuan swept her eyes away, and all the ghosts shrank their shoulders in fright, and sat back together.

"Good boy." Xu Youyuan asked Shi Yue to close the car door, turned her head and pointed at the driver, who shrank his shoulders in fright, "You, drive."

The driver drove quickly, and the ghost passengers in the car looked at Xu Youyuan nervously.The last row of female ghosts whose brains were broken hid behind the car seat, only daring to peek at Xu Youyuan with her two eyes.

"Hey, if you don't mess around, I won't hurt you." Xu Youyuan chuckled, making the ghost tremble.