Middle-aged Love Patch

After nightfall, in order to reduce the vigilance of the monsters, Erlang and other common people left the room, leaving only Xu Youyuan and Shi Yue.

Xu Youyuan stood in the small room and kept watching the surroundings. At this time, the alarm function was very useful.

As long as monsters appear around, it can respond immediately.

"Xu Youyuan, have you ever wondered what kind of monster this monster is?" Shi Yue's expression was not very good, and she held her Corgi and touched it again and again.

Holding the golden cudgel, Xu Youyuan has a tall and straight figure, but she really has a bit of Monkey King's heroism: "You don't need to know, just come and kill the other."

"But some monsters are not as easy to deal with as you imagine."

Shi Yue's words reminded Xu Youyuan, too, if it was an ordinary monster, wouldn't it be a blow to kill Monkey King if it met him?It is not possible to put it in the scene of the third stage.

The scenes that appear at this stage must be events with a high degree of difficulty.

"So do you have any answers in your mind?"

Shi Yue was about to speak when a rustling voice interrupted her.

They were all looking for where the voice came from, Xu Youyuan took the lead to look behind her, every time the danger came from behind, but this time there was nothing behind her.

Shi Yue looked around on the yellowed walls and the stained ceiling, there were no monsters, nothing.

But the strange movement still didn't stop, even louder.

"Shiyue..."

Xu Youyuan's voice became tense, and she pulled Shiyue's cassock.Shi Yue noticed that her gaze was fixed on a certain place, and seemed to have discovered the source of the voice.

Shi Yue followed her gaze down and saw a scene that made the hair stand on end.

A monster tore through the straw mat on the bed and flew into the air with a buzzing sound.

Shi Yue took a step back when she saw its appearance clearly.

She swears that she is not too timid, not to mention her, more than 90.00% of the world's people will feel guilty when they see a fingernail-sized thing, let alone a refined form, which is bigger than a human when it jumps into the air.

Shi Yue saw that her hands and feet were cold, Xu Youyuan's face was also pale, her lips trembled and said:

"Xiaoqiang, is that you..."

The monster said angrily: "Bah! Who is Xiaoqiang!"

Shi Yue didn't understand: "Why is it called Xiaoqiang?"

Xu Youyuan: "You don't need to understand this old stalk..."

The monster said angrily: "I am not Xiaoqiang! I am a Periplaneta americana! Are you blind to see that I can fly!"

Xu Youyuan swung her stick and almost hit the monster.The monster dodged with a "hoo", moving extremely fast.

The monster seems to have discovered something new:

"You hit me? How dare you hit me? For hundreds of years, how many Taoist priests have seen my legs go limp, let alone hit me. Hehehe, you wild monkey is a bit courageous."

Shi Yue said in surprise: "Xu Youyuan, I always thought you were amazing, but I didn't expect you to be such a warrior!"

The monster saw Shi Yue, and laughed strangely: "Tang Monk! I didn't expect that I could catch a big piece of fat meat while waiting for a rabbit! It is said that eating your Tang Monk meat can make you live forever. Let me taste the wonderful taste of this Tang Monk meat today." place!"

The speed of the monster was extremely fast, and it rushed towards Shi Yue before he could finish speaking.

Shi Yue didn't want to have any contact with this monster at all, when she saw it flying towards her, she ran away!

Erlang and the others hid outside the house, when they heard the movement just now, the cat peeked from behind the bushes in fear.

Suddenly the door was kicked into the air with a "click", and the eminent monk rushed out, running desperately.

Erlang and the others stretched their necks so much that they were still thinking about whether to go up to help.The next moment, the monster burst out of the door and glides rapidly in the air, scaring everyone to scream and scattered like birds and beasts.

Shi Yue ran fast with her cassock in hand, seeing how she can run 100 meters in less than 12 seconds is not bragging.

But the one chasing her was a monster after all, and a monster that could glide.

Shi Yue heard the cool wind whizzing behind her bare neck, carrying a very uncomfortable smell.

I dare not look back at all, for fear that I will see dirty things at a glance!

Several times I wanted to store mana in my fingertips and turn around to flick it, but every time I was flustered and couldn't concentrate my mana.

The monster was flying like lightning, and it killed Shi Yue in an instant. Seeing that it was about to attack Shi Yue, Xu Youyuan flew out with a stick and hit the monster's head.

A circle of dizziness appeared above the monster's head, and Shi Yue's movements, which were about to attack, were also stopped in mid-air.

Xu Youyuan rose into the air and caught the spinning golden cudgel.

If you don't fight now, when will you wait!

Xu Youyuan concentrated all her strength, and hit the American cockroach monster with a stick!

Seeing this scene, Shi Yue's complexion changed drastically, and it was impossible to undo the movement of Xu Youyuan flying up and about to knock down immediately. Shi Yue burst out with the speed to kill the [-]-meter champion in seconds, and yelled while retreating crazily:

"Don't use physical attacks—ah AAAaaa—"

Xu Youyuan, who was in mid-air, was stunned for a moment, and suddenly found that things were not simple:

"Ok?"

The golden cudgel that was too late to stop slammed on the back of the American cockroach, and there was only a "poof"...

……

In the bleak night of the quiet house, the pale Xu Youyuan slowly took off the access crystal in the dark room, looking at the unreal world in front of her, she burst into tears.

What did she do, what did she see...

She was going to take a bath to wash away the filth all over her body.

Xu Youyuan stood up, her whole body was floating, the scene of the explosion just now was still reverberating in her mind.

"vomit--"

Xu Youyuan lay on the toilet and retched for a long time. She wanted to vomit, but couldn't.

Ah Shuang ran over, looking at her curiously with dark eyes, wondering why Xu Youyuan, who was always strong and optimistic, was crying.

"A Shuang..." Xu Youyuan hugged A Shuang, shivering.

No wonder Shi Yue has to run so far, this little brat can run so fast, why didn't he use all his strength at first? !

In this case, the monster may not be able to catch up, and she doesn't have to slam her down with a stick in such a hurry!If you don't hit it hard with a stick like this, maybe you can still have room for negotiation with Big Cockroach...

Xu Youyuan really regretted all her internal organs.

The phone rang, and you knew who it was without looking.

Xu Youyuan couldn't get up in the bathroom for a while, so she sat on the clean floor and weakly called "Answer", and the phone automatically answered Shi Yue's call.

"Are you okay..." Shi Yue tentatively asked.

"Still alive."

Shi Yue was silent for a moment, then laughed out loud.

"Do you have a conscience! I was sprayed all over, and you still laugh!"

After Shi Yue laughed wildly and managed to recover, Xu Youyuan looked at the direction of the phone expressionlessly, and it was completely conceivable that Shi Yue must be rolling on the bed at this moment.

"Xu Youyuan, my abs are about to burst out of laughter after I met you. One day, you must be responsible for the fine lines at the corners of my eyes." Shi Yue did fall down on the carpet at home, sweating from laughing.

"Keep laughing, and see you in Jianghu after laughing."

"Don't, don't, I'm ready to laugh." Shi Yue sat up, wiped her tears and said, "Normally, people don't dare to hit one the size of a fingernail, not to mention such a big one. Let’s put it in the third stage, it’s really very difficult. Thanks to your merciless stick, we have passed this level. Although I don’t know if it is merciless to the cockroaches, or merciless to yourself.”

"Shiyue! Don't mention those two words in front of me!" Xu Youyuan said angrily.

"Okay, okay, don't mention it. I checked the archives. Thanks to you, we have passed this level." Shi Yue asked her, "We will go back after you rest for a few days?"

Xu Youyuan looked at the time, it was ten o'clock in the evening, it was still early.

"No need, I'll go back after drinking my saliva. Let's go through this scene with one effort today."

Xu Youyuan stood up, drank a glass of water and smacked Ah Shuang's dog's head, moved her body, and felt better.

"Will I still be the same as when I went offline?" Xu Youyuan inevitably had some concerns when she put on the access crystal again.

Shi Yue was not too sure.

To be honest, Shi Yue couldn't accept it if she still looked like a mess.

"In this way, you won't directly enter the scene after you go online. You come to my room. I'll go to the mall to buy a bath tub for you. I remember there's a powerful stain remover. I've prepared everything for you. Just come take a shower."

"Um……"

"Hey, don't worry." Shi Yue knew what Xu Youyuan was thinking, "I won't peek."

"Okay, excuse me."

"You're being polite again, what both of us said is troublesome. I should thank you. After all, you are a cockroach hunter... You deserve respect."

With a heavy heart like a sacrifice, Xu Youyuan took off the somatosensory chip and logged into the dark room again.

After going online, she didn't dare to look at herself the whole time, and she didn't even dare to breathe.

When she came to Shi Yue's room, Shi Yue had already prepared the bathing props for her.

This child has always been flamboyant, and what is placed in her room is not a bathtub at all, but a large pond with green water, and there is still a fairy air floating on the water.Shi Yue was squatting by the pond with "decontamination powder" in her hand, she was about to turn around when she heard the noise, but was stopped by Xu Youyuan:

"Dont look at me!"

"Okay, okay, I don't look at it." Shi Yue didn't turn around, "Throw all the clothes into the recycling box, I'm leaving, you wash slowly."

After finishing speaking, Shi Yue stood up and left. Xu Youyuan closed her eyes and took off her clothes. Without a somatosensory chip, as long as she didn't look at it, she basically couldn't feel too delicate touch.

After immersing in the pool water, Xu Youyuan quickly returned to her original appearance, and even the skin of this avatar looked more delicate.

"The new clothes are on the wooden tray by the pool." Shouted Shi Yue who was hiding in the back room.

Xu Youyuan swam to the wooden tray, picked up the clothes, and found that it was a red panda pajamas, with furry ears and thick tail, which looked a bit cute.

but……

"Shi Yue, what the hell are you doing!"

"Huh? Isn't this your favorite? I finally found the same peripheral appearance, and it can add 30 power. The most important thing is, cute."

"I'm not suitable for Moe."

"Who said that, it's obviously very suitable!" Shi Yue thought of the way she sent Xu Youyuan to the gate of Juheyuan that morning to help her button her clothes, and her heart almost melted.

Xu Youyuan is obviously the cutest in the world!

Shi Yue quarreled for a long time and refused to let go, Xu Youyuan had no choice but to put it on.

Looking at myself in the mirror after putting it on, it's like playing cute dolls in a playground to make children happy.

In the end, Shi Yue was really happy when she saw it, and looked around her, making Xu Youyuan almost dizzy.

Seeing Shi Yue's excited appearance, Xu Youyuan felt a little funny.

It seems that it really coaxed the child.

"Let's go!" Shi Yue also put on the appearance of a red panda, but her skin is a little darker than Xu Youyuan's, and she should look like a couple.

The two of them stood together as if they were in kindergarten.

After Xu Youyuan sighed, she couldn't help laughing, and reinstalled the somatosensory chip into the access crystal:

"Walk."

Back in Fengliu City, the evil spirit in the city has dissipated, but I saw Erlang and a group of people surrounding their car.

With all kinds of weapons in their hands, they changed their previous depressed state and begging attitude, and they were all vicious, ready to come and kill people at any time.

"Monk! Smelly monkey! Come down!"

Erlang slammed his hammer on the front of their car and spewed out two poop balls. It seemed that Erlang was really angry.

Xu Youyuan didn't understand, since the plot had entered the next stage, it meant that they had indeed killed the monster and passed the level correctly.

"There's something to talk about, what's going on?" Shi Yue asked, "Didn't we kill the cockroach monster that plagued the city? Why did you return your favor and take revenge?"

"I'm ashamed to say! Yes! You beat that big monster to death with a stick, but when it was beaten to death, its stomach burst, how many little monsters came out?! Now it's running all over the city, what do you want us to do? !” Erlang yelled.

"Alas……"

When Shi Yue and Xu Youyuan listened to Erlang's words, their teeth fell down. They didn't want to imagine what it would be like when the little monsters swarmed out. While they were disgusted, they also felt very guilty.

"Don't talk nonsense with them! Drag them out of the car and beat them to death!"

The furious people of Fengliu City agreed, rushing up to drag them out of the car while cursing.

At this time, a blood bar appeared on the top of the NPC's head.

[System prompt: Escape Fengliu City safely, otherwise the mission will fail]

Originally, the car was seriously damaged, the doors on both sides were crumbling, and the windshield didn't exist.Hundreds of people smashed stones with hammers, and the scene was very chaotic for a while.

Someone came in to grab them out of the car, kicked them out, and kicked half of the NPC's blood.

The roof of the car was dented, and it was close to Xu Youyuan's head.When Shi Yue was caught, she felt a little pain, and immediately became angry, and put on the appearance of the chainsaw killer. Tang Seng's appearance remained the same, but there was an extra chainsaw.

Simply sawing off the roof of the car, Tang Seng jumped up and stood on the car seat, holding the chainsaw in his hand, buzzing continuously:

"Come on! Come here! Let's see who wants to die first!"

Xu Youyuan took advantage of the opportunity when the NPCs were staring at the chainsaw in a daze, kicked the accelerator and drove the car out.

The NPCs chased after the car relentlessly. After a certain distance, Xu Youyuan asked Shi Yue to drive. She turned out the prop "Takeaway Toolbox", opened the toolbox, and a small shop panel popped up in front of her. "" "Supermarket shopping", "Delivering medicine to your door" and "Universal errands" four options.

Looking at these four options, Xu Youyuan felt that this toolbox was indeed worth 800 million gold coins!

"What do you want to buy?" Shi Yue drove the car out of the unguarded Fengliu City. From the crooked rearview mirror, you can see that the NPCs are still chasing after them. Their physical strength is particularly abundant due to anger, and the car is damaged. Seriously, there are still 11% that will be scrapped, and I don’t know how long it can last.

"Since I caused the problem, I have to find a way to solve it." Xu Youyuan picked out 10 kilograms of flour, a large bag of sugar, three buckets of water, and a washbasin in "Supermarket Shopping".I also chose two bags of boric acid powder in the "Delivering medicine to your door", which cost more than 2 gold coins in total, which is quite cheap.

After choosing "Buy", a large box fell from the sky, right on the back seat of the car.

Xu Youyuan stepped into the back seat, poured the boric acid into the water, shook it vigorously, then poured the flour into the washbasin, poured the boric acid water into it, kneaded it into small balls of dough, added some delicious sugar, and finished a Throw one in the back.

Wherever the car went, balls mixed with boric acid and sugar rolled all over the ground.

"This is cockroach medicine!" Xu Youyuan shouted to the NPCs, "Take it back and put it in places where cockroaches often appear! It works! Try it! Don't chase after it!"

The NPCs picked up the dumpling suspiciously, and the car got farther and farther away, finally getting rid of them.

Xu Youyuan slumped on the back seat of the car and finally took a breath.

"You are quite responsible for the virtual world." Shi Yue smiled.

Xu Youyuan said: "Although it is a world created by humans, I don't think they don't exist."

"Oh?"

"Actually, have you ever thought about the possibility that the moment the game world is created, it is already a real world. No matter whether it is an NPC or a monster, it is a part of the world. Maybe we left This scene, but all the characters in it will continue to live. Maybe the real world we are in is also a game created by someone."

Xu Youyuan's words made Shi Yue's skin crawl.

But after thinking about Xu Youyuan's words, I found it very interesting.

The universe they live in may also be an ordinary parallel world.

After successfully escaping from Fengliu City, the system prompts again.

[System prompt: continue westward, continue to learn from the road]

Xu Youyuan sat on the co-pilot's car seat, looked at this line of words and said, "Compared with the previous ones, this reminder is too vague. It feels like it is deliberately hiding some clues, so as to scare us."

Shi Yue, who was driving, was about to speak, when suddenly a gust of wind blew, almost blowing her hat off.

Shi Yue hastily raised her hand and buttoned the hat, not revealing her bald head.

Xu Youyuan immediately sat on the passenger seat, her eyes shining brightly.

Shi Yue squinted at her: "What are you doing?"

"I want to see a bald head."

"No."

"I've already put on such a shameful little panda appearance, you don't even show your bald head?"

Shi Yue replied very quickly, calmly and unfeelingly: "No."

Xu Youyuan: "...stingy."

Shi Yue: "That's right, I'm just that stingy."

The master and the apprentice drove westward, and the car's wear rate was only 1%.Xu Youyuan searched for a long time in the takeaway toolbox, but there was no tool to repair the vehicle.

The car finally couldn't move forward half an inch, Xu Youyuan put it back in the universal bag.

The corgi rubbed against Shi Yue's leg and yawned.The rabbit opened its mouth like it was infected by it, and opened its three-petal mouth extremely majesticly, revealing its big teeth, and yawned deeply.

Yawning is really contagious, Shi Yue and Xu Youyuan couldn't help but do the same.

The time in the game was adjusted forward again, and soon it would be dark.

[System prompt: Sleep in the wild and live until dawn]

They are in the wilderness, there is not even a resting inn, and the system is frantically hinting that there will be danger tonight.

Keep reminding to go west, not even a white horse is provided, do you have to walk to the west on two legs?

The two of them were discussing what to do next, and suddenly Shi Yue heard the phone ringing, and the ringtone was the exclusive ringtone of the company's high-level group.

Calling so late, there must be something important.

Shi Yue and Xu Youyuan hid under a big tree and asked her to wait.Shi Yue didn't go offline, and temporarily went offline to answer the phone.

"Plasma Cream Cake with Flowers" turned gray and did not move. Xu Youyuan stretched out her hand and shook it in front of her. After confirming that she was really offline for the time being, she suppressed a smile and took off Tang Seng's hat.

Different from the appearance of wearing a little monk in Jinshan Temple last time, that appearance also changed Shi Yue's facial features to some extent. Even the cute little bald head only looks 30% similar.

It's not like "Plasma Cream Cake with Flowers" himself, because Shiyue himself was scanned, and there is more than 90% similarity with Shiyue.

Bald now, that's what she looks like when she's really bald.

Xu Youyuan took off her hat, her shiny bald head almost made Xu Youyuan burst into laughter.

And Shiyue still maintained the state when she was offline, with a slightly serious expression.

Xu Youyuan covered her mouth to prevent Shi Yue from hearing her laughter, and after taking a screenshot, she took out the delivery kit...

"Sorry for the long wait, there is something wrong with the company."

When Shi Yue came back, she saw Xu Youyuan hastily throwing something out of her hand.

"What did you throw away?"

Xu Youyuan: "Wait until you're bored. I'm researching the takeaway toolbox. I bought some snacks. I'm hungry. I just ate a banana and lost the banana peel."

Shi Yue was dubious: "Eating in the game, can you fill your stomach?"

"I'm also curious about whether I can feel full. Why don't I try it. It just so happens that my food game has also started development. Of course I have to study competing products."

Xu Youyuan spoke seriously, but Shi Yue didn't quite believe it: "Why do I think you're talking nonsense?"

Xu Youyuan looked at her with a smile, and suddenly her eyes fixed.

A white thread floated in front of the two of them.

Shi Yue: "This is..."

Xu Youyuan: "Spider silk?"

"Puff puff puff!"

The crazy warning was activated, and the two looked up at the same time, only to see a huge spider web descending from the sky, directly engulfing Shi Yue in it, closing the mouth of the web, and Shi Yue was hoisted into the air.

"Shiyue!"

Xu Youyuan flew the golden cudgel out, a black shadow flicked a lump of white liquid, hit the golden cudgel, and stuck the golden cudgel to the tree trunk.

That group of black shadows ran away with Shi Yue on their backs, and Shi Yue was bound tightly, unable to take out any weapons.

Xu Youyuan didn't care about the golden cudgel, so she ran after her.The black shadow seemed to have eight legs, and it walked through the dense forest like walking on flat ground.

wrong……

Xu Youyuan discovered that it actually had eight legs...

It's a spider.

She is about to collapse, what's going on with this scene, can we not mess with these disgusting insects?

Xu Youyuan followed the spider to a huge hole, Xu Youyuan stood by the hole and looked in, the spider had already disappeared into a strange hole with Shi Yue on its back.

The hole is so deep that you can't see the bottom at all.She glanced at the stone tablet standing at the entrance of the cave, and wrote the words "Pansi Cave".

Xu Youyuan poked it open: "Will I die if I jump off?"

She opened her pink nose and shrugged, without any feeling of wanting to shit.

Xu Youyuan jumped straight down.

The process of falling was a bit long, Xu Youyuan opened the private channel and asked how Shi Yue was doing, but Shi Yue didn't answer.Xu Youyuan found that she couldn't go offline temporarily, otherwise it would be considered a failure.

It seems that Pansidong is a very important plot, and it is likely to be the last plot of this scene.

Finally descended to the bottom of the cave, at this time Xu Youyuan, who was the Monkey King, landed lightly without hurting any fur.

There is a hole in the cave, and the spider silk all over the ground has paved a white road, Xu Youyuan walked along the road to a stone gate.Without saying a word, she began to kick the door. When she smashed the stone door to pieces, the golden light from inside the door made her unable to open her eyes for a while.

"Xu Youyuan!"

There seemed to be a large crowd inside shouting her name.

Xu Youyuan: "?"

When she could see clearly, she was shocked.

There was indeed a large crowd.

There is a cave inside the stone gate, hundreds of Shiyue are sitting in the cave, Xu Youyuan's eyes are dazzled at a glance.

"Xu Youyuan!" I don't know which Shi Yue spoke first, all the Shi Yues shouted together, their voices echoed in the cave, shaking Xu Youyuan almost to the point of deafness, she quickly covered her ears .

Seeing that Xu Youyuan was uncomfortably shocked, all Shi Yue covered their mouths.

Xu Youyuan could see that the real Shiyue was in it.

[System prompt: within 10 minutes, find the real one among the [-] Tang monks, and you can pass the level]