Middle-aged Love Patch

Xu Youyuan told Shi Yue to go to bed first, and had to go to work tomorrow.

"You just graduated and returned to China last year, and I didn't ask where you work now."

Shi Yue said: "An Internet company."

"What is your name?"

"A small company that has just started, you don't know if you tell me."

"Don't dislike the small company. A small company trains people better." Xu Youyuan said, "Don't overdraw yourself when you're just starting out. Your body is the capital of revolution. If you don't sleep now, if you yawn in front of the boss tomorrow, the boss will think of you. Self-management ability is not good, and when competing for management in the future, it is very likely that you will lose in these small details..."

"I'm going to fall asleep if you continue talking." The vampire rolled his eyes gracefully, "My wish is not to be a high-level executive."

"Then what is your wish?"

"Eating and waiting to die."

"Can this be considered a wish?" Xu Youyuan shook her head, "What are you young people thinking about?"

After a long time, when Xu Youyuan recalled this conversation, she also felt a little dazed—in a sense, this may really be Shi Yue's wish.

Shi Yue said that she was still very energetic and could finish a task before going to bed.

"What kind of theme would be better in the middle of the night..." Xu Youyuan looked at the bulletin board and said to herself.

Shi Yue quickly suggested: "It must be the Lord of Love..."

Xu Youyuan turned around with a "swish" and smiled ferociously: "Of course it's a horror theme."

Boss Shi Yue was bored: "I'm sleepy, get off, good night."

"Come back..." Xu Youyuan grabbed her, "Your purpose is too obvious, isn't it?"

Shi Yue took an inch and quickly shortened the distance between the two: "My purpose has always been obvious, didn't you already see it?"

The pupils of the vampire are very beautiful, and all the planets in the reshaping universe can even be seen in her eyes.

The scent of perfume that made Xu Youyuan intoxicated was permeating again, she understood that Shi Yue hadn't lied at the beginning, the buff of this vampire's appearance did have other bonuses besides some unscrupulous electric currents from the small fangs ——

For example, this sweet smell mixed with blood might be an aphrodisiac.

When Xu Youyuan smelled it for the first time, she felt it smelled very good, even a little drunk.

I smelled it again today, and I was attracted very quickly, my heart felt hot again, my mind quickly became confused, and the palms of my hands were sweating profusely.

Shi Yue looked with satisfaction at the blushing appearance of the face in front of her, which resembled Xu Youyuan herself.

The Xu Youyuan who can be seen on weekdays is either thinking or angry, which is different from her in the sticky and intense intimacy in memory.

In my memory, she is only responsible for harvesting people's hearts, and there is no after-sales service at all...

Shi Yue was immersed in Xu Youyuan's charming expression, her heart was as soft as a cloud, she never thought that her ears would be picked up severely the next moment.

Shi Yue: "Pain?!"

Pinching her nose with one hand to avoid inhaling the indecent fragrance, Xu Youyuan, who was pleasant to the ears while pinching it with the other hand, sneered:

"I advise you to change your appearance before your ears are twisted off by me. I'll tell you how something went wrong last time. It turns out that you have a hidden weapon."

Shi Yue broke free from Xu Youyuan, stepped back to a safe distance, tears rolled in her eyes, and felt wronged: "Didn't you tell me not to change my appearance? And it has a motion sensor chip inserted, how can I bear such a heavy hand."

Xu Youyuan doesn't like this: "I don't want to screw it if it doesn't hurt, who told you to design me secretly in a dress?"

"How do you call it secretly designing you? The buff of this appearance is clearly written in the mall, and you can see it too."

"Who has the skill to read?"

"You don't look down on me anymore? And sister, aren't you also a beneficiary? I didn't force you to write every word in the five-star praise."

Xu Youyuan's eyes sharpened, and she flew towards Shi Yue's head with a flying leg. The vampire's wings opened with a whimper, and it flew into the sky, avoiding a catastrophe.

"Why do you hit someone even if you disagree?" Shi Yue floated in the air, amused, admiring Xu Youyuan's angry appearance when she couldn't hit her.

Xu Youyuan pointed at her: "If you mention that praise again, believe it or not, I went to your house overnight to beat you up?"

"Okay, come here. I'll sprinkle flowers all the way from the outside of the community to the door of the house. Don't leave when you come. Hey? It's kind of rhyming."

Xu Youyuan was silent for a second and logged off.

Shi Yue: "...This is too much to bear."

After waiting for a while without any movement, Shi Yue went offline and turned around, but there was no sign of Xu Youyuan anywhere online.

You won't be really angry and go to sleep, will you?

Xu Youyuan was really angry, but she didn't sleep. She just exited the dating scene and returned to her room, switched to stealth mode, brought up the shopping mall interface for purchasing appearances, and looked at them one by one.

Isn't it just the appearance, isn't it just the buff!Believe it or not, I can't find a buff that can beat you!

Xu Youyuan chose "power" in the list of buff attributes. The most popular recently is Disney's new superhero Wei Niji, a muscular black heroine who blows up a planet with one punch.

Xu Youyuan has developed a good habit of looking at the price of any exciting product as soon as she sees it. The price of Wei Niji's appearance is 19999RMB.

Seeing this number made her dizzy for a while, don't choose the latest model, just look at the classic model.

The Hulk and the US team are both 9888RMB, Ax 8888RMB, Dwayne Johnson 6999RMB, Zhang Fei 5999RMB...

Xu Youyuan searched passionately for a while, then calmed down a lot after reading the prices, and sorted the prices from low to high.

Seeing a very suitable appearance, Xu Youyuan almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood.

This appearance has only one strength type buff - give the opponent a rake.

As long as the target of the attack is within 200 meters, he can rake his face with a rake.It is currently in the trial period, and it is free. It can be said to be very economical, and it is exactly the effect she wants.

This monkey won't be honest unless it's given a good lesson.

But... this free appearance is too ugly.

Xu Youyuan hesitantly pressed the "Try On" button. When she was wearing her upper body, she didn't even have the mood to turn around to see the effect of the whole body, and sat on the ground with her forehead supported.

It was so terrifying that even she herself couldn't look directly at the murderous appearance in the mirror...

But other than that, they all start at 388RMB, which makes Xu Youyuan's heart ache.

It's okay, it's ugly as long as it's easy to use.Anyway, just go down with a rake to relieve your breath!She's never been one to care "too" about appearances.

Xu Youyuan took a deep breath, and selected the word "trial"...

Shi Yue waited for half an hour and Xu Youyuan didn't go online again, feeling a little guilty.

I used to be able to give a reaction when I was angry, but this time it was not considered carefully planned at all, and I was directly poked off the line when I mentioned it casually.

Shi Yue quit the app temporarily, and sent her a WeChat message, a 4D emoticon package, a poor little pig with teary eyes pulled out of the phone frame, and a line of words added:

Sister, I was wrong.

After sending it out, I waited and waited, but the other party never read it.

The diligent AI dog mopping the floor was stuck by her slippers when passing by her, and slowly looked up at her, from which Shi Yue read sympathy.

This is how to do.

I didn’t lose my skin before, but every time I got feedback, it showed that she wasn’t really angry, so this time... According to common sense, the five-star praise is already a daily meme, and it’s not the first time she complains. How can there be such a big lethality?

Shi Yue reflected on herself, and looked forward to tomorrow, what kind of excuse could she find to meet Xu Youyuan by chance?

The access crystal in the dark room has not been removed, and the news in the game will continue to be pushed to Shiyue's brain.

Just as she was flipping through her phone to choose a lucky winner, she received a reminder that Xu Youyuan was online.

Huh?

Shi Yue excitedly returned to the game, and when she reappeared in the square outside the aquarium, she heard low voices of surprise around her, and they all looked in one direction.

The evil wind is everywhere, shaking the earth and shaking the mountains.

The wings behind Shi Yue were almost erected by the strong wind. She looked up with everyone, and the distant sky was full of yellow sand, and a huge black shadow was slowly rising.

After everyone saw clearly what this black shadow was, they unconsciously took a step back.

"What the hell?!"

"...This appearance is really useful."

This is a pig.

In other words, this is a pig demon, a pig demon that everyone is familiar with and knows how to learn from.

Under normal circumstances, people call him "Second Senior Brother".

The huge body of the pig demon stood in mid-air, frightening all the creatures wandering above the elegant and quiet aquarium, and fled in all directions, holding up the nine-tooth nail palladium that gleamed coldly in its hand.

Shi Yue with a question mark on his face: "... Is that you?"

A rake as huge as a mountain smashed down towards Shiyue, and there was a loud bang, sand and rocks flew and the ground sank, and three tanks exploded in the aquarium.

Shi Yue, who was hit straight on the ground, went dark and died.

When she was conscious again, she had already returned to her room in the dark compartment, and two puppies, one black and one white, ran up to her side upside down, licking the back of her hand.

Shi Yue sat on the soft carpet, surrounded by scattered homework books.There was not much furniture in the empty room, except for a spacious table and two chairs.

The starlight and floating clouds above the head coexist, and Shi Yue leans against a giant tree that grows into the depths of the universe, reminiscing about the scene just now, thinking about the cause and effect, laughing so hard that she can't breathe.

From the channel preview, I can see that the aquarium is in disarray at this time, and all the players are attacking the second senior brother, treating it as a scene where a big monster suddenly appeared.The pig was firmly tied up and put in a police car.

Shi Yue clutched her belly and laughed until she couldn't straighten up.

Well, what she should do now is go offline and sleep, and have fun on the way to work tomorrow morning.

Early the next morning, Shi Yue got up, took a shower, and went out refreshed.

There is an breakfast stall outside the residential area, Shi Yue often comes here to buy breakfast, and today she still needs to fill the pancakes, not only with sausages, but also with an extra egg.

While spreading the cakes, the boss looked at Shi Yue who was sitting in the car with a smile on his face, and was curious: "Little girl, what's the matter? It's filled with intestines and eggs."

"It's a great thing." Shi Yue couldn't think about it enough, "Are there any fried dough sticks? Give me two more fried dough sticks!"

"...It's nice to be young. Breakfast is a double serving."

Shi Yue bought breakfast and happily turned on the automatic driving system. While eating fried dough sticks, she entered the dark room app and headed to the "detention center".

Xu Youyuan actually used force in the public area yesterday. That rake strike was very precise, and she was the only one killed. However, Xu Youyuan who disrupted the order of the game and killed innocent people will definitely lose her credit and be forcibly dragged into the "detention center." ", imprisoned for reflection.

There are two ways to get out, one is to pay 6 game coins at one time, which is equivalent to 600RMB, either by yourself or by a friend.

The other way is more miserable. If you don’t pay the money, you have to be locked inside for 12 hours. You must also be active online for 12 hours. You have to do coolies and help screen questionnaires. .

Being able to put on the appearance of the second senior brother ruthlessly, Xu Youyuan is really ruthless to herself.

What made her so cruel?It's all because of being poor...

The stingy Xu Youyuan would definitely not be able to hand over the 6 gold coins, and now she must still be locked up as a coolie.Wanting to get out of the detention center quickly, the first thing Xu Youyuan did when she woke up this morning was to go online.Isn't she still thinking about unlocking all the achievements together? 12 hours must be finished quickly.

Judging from the time when Xu Youyuan was online, she is also a person who doesn't like to sleep very much, so she must be here at this o'clock.

During the detention period, any operation is locked.Can't date, can't trade, can't even change appearance.

So now Xu Youyuan must still be a shivering little pig locked in a cage.

The vampire swayed with small steps and swayed his little tail full of peach hearts. As soon as he walked to the dark corridor of the detention center, he heard an earth-shattering snoring sound.

Shi Yue stopped and couldn't help shrugging her shoulders.

Ah - ho -!Snoring snore...

Ah - ho -!Snoring snoring snoring snoring...

Compared to normal snoring, this is totally fucking shouting, okay?

Shi Yue moved to the door of the detention center in panic, and through the buzzing iron railings, she saw the second senior brother lying on his back on the ground, and she really made the earth-shattering cry...

The inmates around were about to collapse, and they all came up to beg Shi Yue with dark circles under their eyes: "Are you this pig's friend! Hurry up and take it away! Someone will buy it for any appearance! Take it! You can't even cry Awake!"

Shi Yue: "Alright, let's go now, let's go now."

Cellmate: "Can you hurry up? Still videotape?"