Middle-aged Love Patch

When Xu Youyuan jumped into the slide passage, the live broadcast happened to give her a shot.

The commentary introduces to everyone that this is the individual player Nothing, who ranks third in the total output of the three major themes in the qualifiers, and is a strong contender for the championship.Judging from the official information, this player is very mysterious, no real information has been disclosed, and she has no previous professional game results, but judging by her method of seeing ghosts and killing ghosts in the horror theme, she should not be a newcomer, and it is very likely that she is some great god small.

Xu Youyuan quickly slid down the slide passage, and the camera shifted to area A10, where there were two professional players fighting fiercely to enter the next scene.

"Oh my god, Sister Bird is too courageous!"

Sitting on the sofa in the living room, watching the live broadcast of the game from the dark box on the TV, Shi Ye was terrified when he saw the amazing scene of the deep-sea waterfall. Imagine if he stood on such a high platform, let alone slipping, he would go It took a lot of mental construction to take a step forward and take a look, but Xu Youyuan actually took the water gun and let it go.

The live broadcast also cut into a section of Xu Youyuan's No.1 perspective, which scared the strawberry in Shi Ye's hand almost to the ground.

Today is the weekend, and it is also a big day for the black box competition. Shi Ye and Afu got up early in the morning and turned on the TV app to wait for the live broadcast to start.

Xu Yishu and Shi's parents also got up early, both of them were a bit unfamiliar with the TV app, and didn't know how to do it. Shi Ye and Afu helped to debug the video, and finally got everything done before the start of the game.

"My little heart is still beating!" Shiye squeezed the strawberry, "And what about Xiaoyue? Why isn't there a single shot of her? I don't know what scene she fell into. I'm so nervous... Yesterday I didn't sleep well that night, so I was nervous for Sister Niao and Xiaoyue."

Afu, who was sitting on the side, glanced at the stainless steel basin in Shiye's arms filled with strawberries as large as mountains, as well as the tea and snacks on the coffee table and piles of snacks on the carpet, shook his head and said:

"I do not believe."

Shi Ye put a strawberry into Afu's mouth: "Eat it if you have a mouth, there are so many slots to spit out."

Xu Yishu in Villa No. [-] in Nanjiang really couldn't sit still. Watching the live broadcast made him almost have a heart attack. He stood up and walked around twice, trying to relieve his emotions a little.

Before half of the tension in my chest was relieved, I heard the female commentator say:

"Nothing's luck is not very good. She is located in the center, and players on both sides can easily attack her."

Another male commentator was also emotionally mobilized, and his voice was raised several times: "Yes! And above her and on the left and right sides are all players from the UJ team! UJ seems to have noticed this too, and seems to be locked on Nothing! UJ Although no player in the team entered the top 50 in the qualifiers, their comprehensive strength is still very strong, especially in the adventure theme! This time Nothing was accidentally flanked, which is a very severe test for her Already!"

Although Xu Youyuan, who was in the middle of the game, couldn't have the perspective of God, she could clearly feel the tense atmosphere.

After all Kai Kai had already sprayed a channel of shit balls to warn her of impending danger.

Shiqiu and Xu Youyuan slid down together, she looked around to confirm the situation.

On the left is an orange cat nicknamed "1001". This player should have chosen an appearance buff instead of an item.

The player on the right "This nickname cannot be displayed" did not adopt the usual posture of sitting on the passage when sliding down, but was running on the passage.She carried a huge knife across her back. The size of the knife was several times larger than hers. It could almost stab the player next door without swinging it. It was a real 40-meter knife.

The upper player "wuro2000" kept looking down, the two red cheeks were particularly eye-catching on the paper-white face, the cherry mouth was expressionless, and the facial features of the whole face were crooked.This is a dead face, a dead face that Xu Youyuan is very familiar with. She saw it when she was in Duantou Village. This player wuro2000 should be wearing the appearance of a female ghost Xiaoxiu.

The three of them were all staring at themselves. Could it be that their backs happened to be sandwiched among the players of the same team?

The levels to go through when descending from each channel are different. Seeing that Xu Youyuan is about to fall under the blade of the kitchen knife ghost, the levels of the other three players are still in other places.

This kind of design is not at all implying that players can fall into trouble, it is simply pushing the stone directly into the player's arms, making people drop it immediately.

Seeing that Xu Youyuan was about to arrive, the kitchen knife ghost was so excited that the flesh on his face was trembling, and he let out a sharp laugh.

These three people will definitely do it when Xu Youyuan passes the kitchen knife ghost level.

Xu Youyuan gripped the water gun filled with superglue, then opened the takeaway toolbox, and bought some items.

The takeaway toolbox was delivered to the door soon, and a large takeaway box fell on the aisle under Xu Youyuan's feet, and Xu Youyuan opened it as she slid down.

Xu Youyuan bent down, Orange Cat 1001's line of sight was blocked by the pipe wall, and she couldn't see clearly what Xu Youyuan bought.

It exchanged glances with wuro2000, who was wearing the appearance of a female ghost Xiaoxiu, and motioned for her to look at it. Wuro2000 was about to watch, when a black umbrella opened with a "bang", wrapping Xu Youyuan inside, completely blocking wuro2000's field of vision.

Unable to guess what kind of medicine was sold in Xu Youyuan's gourd, Orange Cat and wuro2000 didn't dare to act rashly, but "This nickname cannot be displayed" with a big knife on his back didn't have such patience!

She hates ostentatious people the most, and she is about to reach the chopper ghost level. If she doesn't kill now, when will it be?

The nickname should not indicate that he drew out the big knife from his back and cut it against the surface of the black umbrella.

"Wait a minute!" The orange cat wanted to stop it before it was too late. The big knife slashed at the surface of the black umbrella. Lying in the U-shaped passage received no harm.

"Sure enough, it is exactly as I imagined. In order to ensure the order of the competition and the excitement of the early stage, the passage wall is very strong and cannot be easily destroyed." Xu Youyuan poked her eyes out from the side of the umbrella, and there was something extra in her hand, "However, It takes more than brute force to destroy something."

Xu Youyuan took out a MAX version of the anti-wolf motor and pointed it at the blade of the big knife.

The owner of the big knife froze when he saw the blue current flashing from the anti-wolf motor.

"Take it!" the orange cat yelled, the hair all over its body exploded, but the big knife was too heavy, it was cut off quickly, but it was much slower to get it back.

Xu Youyuan sent her forearm forward, and the moment the anti-wolf motor touched the blade, a strong current was transmitted along the blade to the bare handle, and instantly penetrated the owner of the big knife. The blood bar of "This nickname cannot be displayed" immediately left only blood skin.

Xu Youyuan stood up and shot a jet of superglue at her. The superglue pounced so fast that it stuck the nickname, which was still in a dazed state, on the passageway.

The other players were dropping rapidly, and the nick-undisplayable was stuck in place.Because her health bar dropped sharply and her stamina was running low, she struggled for a long time but couldn't get out of the big lump of super glue.

wuro2000 is the partner and girlfriend whose nickname cannot be displayed. When he saw his lover being bullied, he was so angry that he floated down from above.

Xu Youyuan flew over with a washbasin with her backhand, wuro2000 saw that she was throwing a washbasin at herself, did she look down on her! wuro2000 flicked hard to block the washbasin, the next step is to use the buff attached to Xiaoxiu's appearance, use the sharp nails as a weapon to attack, and then take a deep breath to drain Nothing's yang energy—that is, blood bar.

Unexpectedly, this gesture failed to remove the washbasin, but instead stuck to it.

wuro2000: "??"

There is actually a thick layer of super glue on the bottom of the washbasin!

wuro2000 pointed at Xu Youyuan angrily: "You!"

Xu Youyuan served another washbasin, which stuck to her other hand. Both of wuro2000's hands were glued to the washbasin.

wuro2000: "Damn!" Pursing her lips, Xu Youyuan simply sucked in Yang Qi from the air. Seeing her expression, Xu Youyuan remembered the scene where Xiaoxiu forcibly kissed Shiyue, and backhanded another washbasin, buttoning her front tightly.

Wuro2000 in the washbasin: "Woooo! (Damn!)"

Orange Cat 1001 finally couldn't stand it anymore: "Why am I on the same team as you unlucky bastards?!"

It soared into the sky with an "awow", and Xu Youyuan found a huge black shadow covering the top of her head. When she looked up, the orange cat suddenly grew bigger in mid-air, and its fat body almost covered most of the sky. Xu Youyuan stepped down unceremoniously.

Xu Youyuan estimated the size of the orange cat, and visually judged that the small passage should not be able to carry it. As long as you lie flat in the U-shaped groove of the passage, you should be able to avoid the big orange like a big knife.

but……

Xu Youyuan's thoughts turned rapidly.

This orange cat has been watching the battle, and it may not be unable to think of things that Xu Youyuan can think of.That being the case, why use this method to attack?

correct.

Cats are "liquid".

The orange cat slammed down hard, and the entire passage where Xu Youyuan was located was buzzed by it.The players who kept sliding above this passage were almost shaken out.

"What happened below! Was there an earthquake!?"

Just as Xu Youyuan thought, the orange cat's flesh crashed directly into the U-shaped groove. If she hadn't been able to dodge it, she would have been crushed to death just now.

Although the orange cat is big and fat, as a cat, it is still very flexible.

This prick failed to pierce Xu Youyuan, the orange cat immediately stood up, accompanied by a scalp-numbing scream, and scratched at Xu Youyuan with sharp cat claws that were no different from iron hooks.

At this time, Xu Youyuan had already reached directly below the blade of the kitchen knife ghost, and the laughter of the kitchen knife ghost suppressed from the top of her head, causing Xu Youyuan's head to buzz continuously.

Attacking back and forth, amidst the tinnitus, Xu Youyuan desperately grabbed the edge of the pipe and jumped out. The orange cat that rushed over failed to catch her, and at the same time the kitchen knife ghost's kitchen knife was already slashing at its paws. .

The orange cat was shocked, and immediately adjusted its posture and retracted its paws.

The kitchen knife ghost completely took out the speed when chopping dumpling stuffing, and it took less than 0.1 seconds from the time the kitchen knife fell to the time when the orange cat's left paw nail was cut off.

The orange cat looked at the nails that had been cut off by Qiqi, and broke out in cold sweat.

If he hid a little later, it would either be its arm or its head that would be cut off.

The rejoicing of the survivors after the catastrophe turned into fury when they saw Xu Youyuan crawling back from the edge of the pipe behind him.

Even with only one claw, it can scratch her to pieces!

"Meow!" The orange cat arched its back, its whole body exploded like needles, and its violently wagging tail became three times as thick as before.

At this time, the orange cat, let alone a human being, even a dinosaur can pounce on it and fight with it!

Xu Youyuan noticed that the orange cat was staring at the water gun in her hand, and understood that the special bullets in the water gun had been exposed.

The orange cat laughed and said, "You can try to shoot me with superglue and see if it's my paws or your tricks that are faster!"

Xu Youyuan lowered her water gun, as if she had given up resistance.

"Are you still playing tricks on mysteries?"

Wuro2000 lying on the upper passage said: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The orange cat attacked Xu Youyuan, intending to end her quickly.

Xu Youyuan didn't raise the hand holding the water gun, but she didn't dodge it either.

She slowly lifted another thing up.

The moment the orange cat saw that thing, it was shocked!

actually...

"Meow!" The orange cat let out a soft cry, the super-powerful offensive dissipated, and was attracted by the cat-teasing stick in Xu Youyuan's hand.

Above, below, left and right, where Xu Youyuan threw the cat-teasing stick, the orange cat was brought there, jumping up and down, and even the eye of the needle turned into a round black eye contact lens.

wuro2000: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

"Come here." Xu Youyuan threw the cat-teasing stick out of the pipe, and the orange cat was about to jump out. Wuro2000 flew down and pointed the two washbasins in its hands at the orange cat's face, as hard as hitting a cymbal Buckle up:

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

The orange cat was instantly sobered up by such a pinch, and the soul that was hooked by the cat teaser was also fixed back.

"Thank you..." The orange cat rubbed her face, and broke out in a cold sweat, "This woman is so vicious! She actually used such a vicious trick! Have you ever been shot in the head? Such a big brain hole?"

Wuro2000's face in the washbasin was very unkind, and he looked at the orange cat with disgust.

The orange cat said: "This time I will definitely not be tricked again! I won't blink an eye if I get another ten cat teasers! Also, don't expect canned cats to open the way for you! Impossible! I will let you know what It's called a will of steel!"

Xu Youyuan smiled and said, "Oh? Really?"

Seeing her expression, wuro2000 already had two words in his mind - "it's over".

She must have had an idea!

A small takeaway paper box was thrown at Xu Youyuan's feet, Xu Youyuan reached in, grabbed a handful, and held it in her hand.

wuro2000: "Woo woo woo? (What?)"

The orange cat's nose moved, it smelled it.

Is it...

wuro2000 held down the orange cat's restless paws and tail that had begun to wag wildly, and when he wanted to persuade it, he looked at its face, tears and snot were already running down its face.

In wuro2000's mind, the word "it's over" was enlarged by five font sizes, and then highlighted and bolded.

The orange cat doesn't remember how he lost control of the character at all, his eyes are white and he has no consciousness, and he doesn't even remember what kind of thing Xu Youyuan took out to make him unconscious.

When the orange cat can control the character again, it finds itself licking the floor frantically.

I didn't lick enough, and I rubbed my face and whole body over and over again, and my eyes turned white.

"Damn—who will kick this fat orange away! The entire passage is blocked by it!"

Coming down from the top of the passage, the players who were tightly blocked by it were already scolding dryly, and they didn't know how long they had been kicking the cat's ass.

"Help! Who will save us!"

"Get it away! More than 190 people have gone to the end!"

The orange cat regained consciousness amidst the screams, sat upright immediately, and pinched some debris on the passageway floor.

Catnip?

Isn't this irresistible to all cats, the exclusive drug for cats!

The orange cat was furious, is this bastard named Nothing still human? !

Hit by the super glue, just like the nickname cannot be displayed, wuro2000, who was completely immobile, didn't even want to look at this stupid cat.

Screenshots of the live broadcast of the orange cat blocking the road went viral on major social networking sites.

"Forward this orange cat, all your troubles will be blocked in 2036!"

And the video of the player Nothing killing three people by herself was also popular, and her output jumped to the fifth place in the output list.