Middle-aged Love Patch

Xu Youyuan's first memorable movie in her entire life was a spy movie.

The protagonist in it drives a helicopter to fight villains all over the sky, and then flies down from the sky to the outside of an office building with a rope. For him, gravity is almost non-existent.Holding the screaming white-collar workers in the office building and throwing them outside, his companions picked them up one by one in a plane outside.

Every time a person was thrown out, the screams lifted Xu Youyuan's heart.

Of course she knew that everyone would be fine, but the scene that was too realistic just hooked people's hearts and made people extremely nervous.

Xu Youyuan has always felt that everyone is like her, who likes these thrills, not to mention that the friendship option has marked "bold", but in the end, it scares people away at the beginning, and it still doesn't count the loss of points and dates. Reputation, went offline on the spot, and ran away almost without looking back...

Fortunately, I ran away, otherwise there would be a more terrifying 81 disaster in the future. After playing the whole process, the other party might complain and report.

At first, Xu Youyuan wondered if the date was too aggressive. There are so many people in the world, there must be someone who is really bold and like-minded with her. However, she only experienced the beginning of the scene of Fast and Furious 12, which is very realistic. Nervous, looking forward to the following plot, eager to experience.

So she started dating a second guy.

This time, she was a hot girl, wearing a black tights, [-]cm high heels, and had a lot of holes from ear bones to lips. When she opened Xu Youyuan's car door, she licked her ears.

Xu Youyuan kept a distance from her uncomfortably, and the other party smiled and said, "Shy?"

It can be heard that the electronic voice has been translated, and the user himself should be a foreigner.

Xu Youyuan's blood started to boil again. It would be best if she was a girl from Russia, a fighting nation, so that she could soar unscrupulously.

Before the start, Xu Youyuan reminded her very carefully that there will be racing and a series of road escapes in a while, and asked her if she can adapt, don't force it.

In order to prove her strength, the girl directly asked Xu Youyuan to get up and let her drive.

Xu Youyuan didn't hesitate, she retreated to the passenger seat, intending to enjoy the girl's drifting.

Soon, the first glacier chase and bombing scene began.

When the hot girl stepped on the accelerator and the car was speeding across the vast glacier, even if the driver was a little tense, Xu Youyuan felt refreshed, and even lifted the roof of the car and skillfully grabbed He fired a long cannon and blasted at the helicopter in the sky.

The loud explosion of the helicopter made the hot girl almost deaf, and the fragments of sparks scratched the back of her neck, causing burning pain.

The hot girl was curious: "How do you know there are weapons sitting in the car?!"

Xu Youyuan sat back in the co-pilot, her hair was blown like waves, and she said excitedly, "I'm familiar with this movie!"

"What movie is this?"

The girl who dared to love the dating scene didn't know what it was.

"Fast and Furious 12!"

"12?!" the hot girl in the strong wind yelled, "I've only seen 20! Isn't 12 a movie from the last century!"

Xu Youyuan: "?"

Is there any basic manners? Although 12 is relatively early, it is a movie she watched in adolescence, but it is not from the last century, right?And it's not that she hasn't watched the last few movies of this movie, but she just likes the plot of chasing the South Pole in 12.

Although I don't know the real age of the hot girl, but this time you come and I clearly revealed a signal-she is dating a child.

Before she had time to investigate, the child panicked in a series of bombings. She drove further and further off the road, and was about to crash into an iceberg. She stepped on the gas pedal to death, and the tires of the speeding sports car hissed There was a loud noise, and soon they all turned upside down, and fell down uncontrollably.

Xu Youyuan, who was hanging upside down in the air, really had nothing to love, but at this moment, the tearful hot girl gave up the operation completely, wrapped her arms around Xu Youyuan's neck, and shouted "Mom, save me".

Afterwards, Xu Youyuan was very curious and asked about the age of the hot girl, and the hot girl told her quite indifferently that she was 14 years old this year.

"14?!" Xu Youyuan thought she heard it wrong, "14 years old can't register for a dark room!"

"What's the matter, Auntie, you are so stupid." The translation system translated in a very localized manner, "There are 11 and 12 years old who have no hair and run all over the ground. What's wrong with 14 years old? You are all 14 years old in ancient China. The child's mother is dead, and I'm too long-winded to make an appointment."

Xu Youyuan was really stunned when faced with the brats of the new era and didn't know what to say.

There are only three things, Xu Youyuan is definitely not a person who gives up easily.

But the facts hit her hardest.

On the next date, an even more tragic situation happened. The sister who was dating her vomited directly in the car. The ground vibrated up and down and then swayed left and right, and the terrible liquid was thrown evenly in the compartment, covering the glass windows...

After the date, she received a 459-word negative review from a date.

The dark box app reminded her that she should change the way of making friends, and contact emotional customer service if necessary.

Xu Youyuan looked weakly at the words "contact customer service" and took off the adapter.

When she returned to reality, she slumped on the sofa, her eyes staring straight.

Has love already missed her?There are nearly 80 billion people in the world, not including the 2 million on the moon and the 1 million on Mars. No one can connect with her brain waves.

No, it's not like that, there must be another way.

Xu Youyuan knew that she did not go the wrong way, but the current "speed" was a bit too fast.

Or slow down first to see who gets on, and then speed up bit by bit?How about giving others a process of adaptation?

Xu Youyuan drank a glass of wine, cheered herself up, and entered the dark room again.

For the date scene this time, she did not choose an action movie that was too exciting, but chose a romance movie, a 1995 literary romance movie, "Love Before Dawn".

Originally, she wanted to choose a movie in the "Love" scene to date directly, but after looking through the scene library for a long time, there was no one she was familiar with.As expected of a famous hook-up app, many movies are full of lust just by looking at the cover. Xu Youyuan, an old lady, doesn't want to date in bed.

Fortunately, the dark box is considerate enough to import movies and automatically generate dating scenes.Xu Youyuan introduced "Love Before Dawn".

The progress bar of the system moves forward slowly, and the scene is being generated.

There is also a reason why Xu Youyuan chose this old movie. This time she will remind her date before the date what movie this date is. The 1995 film can largely filter out teenagers who use a gun to enter a dark room.

She was hugged and called "Mom" when she was in danger. She didn't want to experience this kind of thing again.

After sending out the date proposal, three people responded to her.

The first person responded almost within three seconds of her posting the plan, titled "Plasma Floral Cream Cake".The avatar looked a little familiar, with an aura that she didn't want to get in touch with.And the response was too fast, like waiting for a rabbit, too frivolous, Xu Youyuan pushed her aside and didn't think about it.

Among the remaining two, Xu Youyuan chose not to create a virtual image, but a sunset picture as her avatar, nicknamed "Sunset Boulevard", with a very ancient temperament.

Since she wants to be literary, she must be literary to the end, and she doesn't just like adventures.I met unexpectedly on a train, fell in love at first sight, and then walked, sat, and lay down to talk about life all day long. This is a movie that young people like very much, and she likes it too.

This date is sure to work out.

After confirming that the appointment time is 7:30 p.m. the next day, the system pops up a prompt:

"Dear dating promoter Nothing, would you like to let some interesting events happen during the date? This may enhance your relationship with the date, help you understand each other better, and also get surprises."

Interesting event?It sounded like a very good suggestion, Xu Youyuan clicked "yes".

[System prompt: You are about to enter the love-themed dating scene

Initiator: Nothing

Import Movie: Before the Dawn Breaks

Difficulty: 1.6]

This is a love story in which a young American and a French girl meet on a train and fall in love. The two get off the train and visit Vienna together. They spend a whole day getting to know each other, exchanging their views on life and the world view, and make an appointment to see you in half a year.

There are three films, and this is the first full of youth hormones and romance.

Few people are resistant to the words "love at first sight", especially when they meet unexpectedly on a solo trip.Xu Youyuan also longed for such an adventure when she was young, but it never happened in reality.

At 7:30, the sunset covered the entire city, and Xu Youyuan entered the world of the dark room and went to the appointment on time.

She had a premonition that she would start a wonderful trip to Vienna with "Sunset Boulevard".

"My sister is Sunset Boulevard?" Shi Ye couldn't help interjecting.

Xu Youyuan: "You guess."

Entering the dating scene, Xu Youyuan opened her eyes on the train.

She quickly finds a date who is sitting where the lead actor should be.It was a very quiet girl, with big red wavy curly hair pouring out of a classic white big-brimmed hat and resting on her shoulders.The fiery red lips were rising quietly, and she also recognized Xu Youyuan.

Everything was very soothing and wonderful, and some sweet taste climbed into Xu Youyuan's heart.

The scenery outside the train is beautiful, and amidst the quarrel of a couple inside the train, this love movie is about to unfold slowly.

She was very fortunate that the meeting finally chose the right movie.

Sunset Boulevard is a very temperamental and thoughtful lady. It can be seen from her outfit that she has extraordinary taste.

Xu Youyuan was still sitting there, waiting for the plot to unfold, but Sunset Avenue stood up directly and walked towards her.

When she raised her head, a pair of blue eyes flickered in the sunlight, and her thick and slender eyelashes opened and closed following her slight squinting movements, Xu Youyuan even heard the sound of her heart beating.

Just when they were only one step away, there was a sudden "bang", and the body of the train shook violently, causing Sunset Boulevard to stagger and almost fell to the side.

Both Xu Youyuan and she were very puzzled. When they looked out the car window, they saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex staring at them and roaring.

"Huh?" Shi Ye raised his eyebrows high, thinking he heard it wrong, "What the hell? Tyrannosaurus rex? Is it the one I thought?"

"Yes." It can be seen that Xu Xiaoyuan is also very helpless, "It's the one you think. It turns out that the interesting events in the date that this cheating dating system says are randomly generated according to my own hobbies. It scanned me After extracting my hobbies, I randomly generated this big surprise. Well, I admit, I like the Jurassic series very much. Every time a movie is released, I watch the giant screen version for the first time. Later, when the holographic version comes out I even booked the place to invite you to see it, remember?"

Shi Ye opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.

Being able to make a Tyrannosaurus rex in a literary romance film, I guess she, Xu Youyuan, should be No. 1 in the world.

After listening all the way, Ye didn't have any other ideas, but just wanted to bestow the three words "Zhu Gusheng" on his old friend.

Sunset Boulevard was taken out by the Tyrannosaurus rex that broke in through the window. It is estimated that this young literary and artistic youth had already been swallowed by the dinosaur before he figured out why he had a date with a Tyrannosaurus rex.

Afterwards, Xu Youyuan received another bad review, Sunset Avenue complained that Nothing was intentionally tricky, which made people hard to guard against.Playing a game almost scares the urine, causing serious mental damage to him, and even considering suing for compensation.

Xu Youyuan was very embarrassed, and took the initiative to buy a bunch of expensive skins and send them over in the app, and Sunset Boulevard reluctantly stopped pursuing it.

Even so, it couldn't save Xu Youyuan's credit points.Her credit score dropped from a perfect 5.0 to a 4.2, below the average of 4.6, and from red to an unpleasant green.

When she applied for a date again, she got very few responses, mostly spam.

There is no way, the current Xu Youyuan's credit is too low, and she can't go on a date alone, so she can only participate in group blind dates, date well, and get her credit back.

Shi Ye said: "Okay, now I just want to know when Shi Yue will come out."

Xu Youyuan: "You told me to tell you all the details. Okay, actually, your baby sister has already appeared on stage, can you guess who she is?"