Up South Down North [Entertainment]

Originally, artists have always had complicated moods and attitudes towards emoticons, which belong to the kind of love and hate.

On the one hand, someone uses your emoji to prove your popularity and popularity.But at the same time, I have to admit that the most frequently used emojis are black fans that artists want to delete...

In the beginning, because Baozi was so cute, it was understandable for everyone to take screenshots as souvenirs, but the screenshots will inevitably produce strange things. If you don’t control it, you will be given unfriendly “expressions” by “careful people” or people with bad intentions. A large number of forwarding and use will be more difficult to control at that time, so Brother Lei made the decision with his own hands, it is better to put this kind of thing on the bright side, first collect and then filter, they are all small expressions that everyone likes and there is no problem, the official set , It’s easy to use it at will, but it saves a lot of things.

In addition, in order to avoid unnecessary disputes, the two studios jointly stated: "We will not sell any profitable peripherals related to Baozi Children. If found, the copyright will be investigated. I wish Baozi Children a happy and healthy growth, and I wish all Netizens Happy Labor Day!"

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The process of Baozi's "catch week" is very tortuous.

After everyone arrived, he arranged everything, and finally put the buns on the big carpet to see what he wanted.

According to the "master" on the Internet, Shi Mama specially prepared a lot of high-end traditional week-catching props, plus everyone's additions, and put them all over the floor.Bei Gu took a quick look and found gold and stone seal carvings, scriptures of the Three Religions, writing brushes, ink sticks, rice paper, inkstones, gold abacus, pure gold coins and silver coins, Shi Mama wrote down two pages of account books that had been vacant for three years, and a large gold Chain (by Ji Mingtao), flowers (by Ji Mingwen), lipstick (Ji Mingwen accidentally dropped it on the carpet, and Xiao Ting quickly picked it up), a mahogany knife (by Big Bear) ), a basket of small steamed buns of various colors (specially brought by Li Jiahui’s wife, who used Hong Kong popular science to give everyone a popular science on the importance of each color of steamed buns), a toy car (Andy took the initiative to put it on the ground), a small chef’s hat and a A drawing ruler (a friendly contribution of "Four One Couple"), an Academy Award trophy from three years ago (provided by Shi Nan, which was quickly surrounded by a large number of performers in the room), a children's toy stethoscope (brought by Hua Yu)... ...Finally, Bei Gu put the little book of legends of the Yi clan left by his grandmother in the scriptures, and everyone gathered in a circle, rubbing their hands together, waiting and waiting.

The little bun was confused for a moment when he was placed on the ground, but he immediately got up and prepared to escape from the carpet full of things.Seeing that a group of people refused to let him go, he was a little anxious for a moment, pitifully and aggrieved, he reached out to little brother Andy who was standing by Yi Bai's legs for help.

Andy is very sensible, he encouraged Xiao Baozi in a childlike voice: "Choose something you like, and we will drive a small car."

"Oh!" Xiao Baozi already listened carefully to what the people around him said, and reacted in various ways, but he was still reluctant to speak properly.

Shi Mama smiled and said that this point may be Nan at any time——Shi Nan was a late talker when he was a child, and he would not talk no matter how teased others were, and it was definitely not because he didn’t understand what he couldn’t learn, as if he understood everything, but just To tease you, but refuse to speak.Sometimes people around him would tease him with things, but they couldn't coax him to speak with candy, oranges and various toys.Shi Anxing, Shi Nan's father, was very calm, and said: "A wise man speaks late", and leisurely continued to watch Shi Nan build the building blocks by himself.

——"Nan Nan was so wilted when he was a child, there was only one toffee that he would never open his mouth, and two would consider it, and if there was a whole bag, he would say thank you in a low voice, and he would stop opening his mouth when you tease him again. Who can hear such a small sound? The words are so crisp, you buy another pack to tease him, and then you stop talking. It’s like an illusion, and it’s gone after you say it. He also accepted the candy, anyway. Suffer."

——"So when exactly will Brother Nan be able to talk?" Bei Gu thought about Brother Nan's way of calculating toffee when he was a child, and he was instantly overwhelmed by the cuteness, and asked curiously.

——"Probably over a year old, one day when he was shopping in the mall, he pointed at the toy car and called out 'Mom'. Seeing that I was stupid and didn't respond, he called out 'Daddy' to his father. His father got excited I bought him a whole set of small cars, and he even hugged a stack of toy cars taller than him and said 'thank you'. We usually teach him these words, but we haven't seen him follow suit, probably a long time ago I learned it. The most annoying thing is that when I get home and open the toy, I don’t speak again.”

——"... Sincerity..." Bei Gu clicked his tongue, and looked at his steamed stuffed bun worriedly, hoping that the steamed stuffed bun would be as innocent and cute as him...there is a silent "scheming baby" at home "It's already very troublesome, so let's save a little worry...

Little Baozi not only talks late, but also has a special little habit, that is, he is not allowed to put other things in the place where he often stays.

For example, the spaceship-like bed that Shi Nan's father prepared for him cannot put anything other than quilts, pillows, and a specific comfort doll. .

Bei Gu himself was used to being lazy, so he carried Baozi to sleep and helped Baozi change into pajamas, and put the baby's long johns on the side of the bed, went out to get a story book, and found that the long johns fell on the bed when he came back. on the ground.He put it on again, turned around, and fell off again... Finally he figured out that it wasn't because Baozi didn't sleep well, it was because people didn't allow clothes to be covered at the foot of the bed.

Bei Gu secretly poked and observed for a long time, and found that not only Baozi’s small spaceship bed, but also the carpet in the living room is also Baozi’s "territory". Nan likes to be neat and tidy at ordinary times, and put nothing on the carpet, and Baozi is very happy crawling back and forth. It is also very fun to pour out the building blocks to play, put them away after playing, wave the baby's sleeves, and never leave a toy behind.It was different when Bei Gu went home. Sometimes he pulled two pillows from above and left them on the carpet; sometimes he lay on the carpet watching TV, and the remote control, potato chip box, and nap blanket were also left on the carpet. ...

Then the little boy Baozi was not happy.

When Baozi expressed his dissatisfaction, he never cried and howled like other children. He was a "practical man" like his father Shi Nan, and he believed in "do it yourself, have enough food and clothing", and he pushed out whatever was on the carpet...

Remote control, push it to the floor; Potato chips, push it out too; Blanket, roll it into a bucket and push it out; Pillow...the pillow is too big, hug it and roll it out...

In short, we must keep the carpet "refreshing".Bei Gu attributes this characteristic of Baozi to Shi Nan's genetics, maybe obsessive-compulsive disorder and mild cleanliness are also inherited... right...

In addition to the house next to Orson Park, the two would occasionally take Baozi to the courtyard house in Beigu and the big villa here. Baozi got to know each other, and naturally classified the carpet of the big villa into his own area (the courtyard is too big for the east and west) Many, Baozi has not clearly demarcated the territory yet, Bei Gu is grateful for this).

And now, there are so many things on the carpet belonging to Baozi...

It is conceivable how unhappy the little boy Baozi will be...

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Baozi stretched out his small chin, which was exactly the same as Beigu's, looked around, and decided to do it himself again, clearing out all these things occupying his carpet.Little Baozi changed his upright walking into a more agile crawling, and grabbed the seal closest to him first.

Everyone's breath was stagnant, and Shi Mama immediately took out her mobile phone and started to look through the information she had saved before, "Catching the seal means that Baozi will be powerful in the future and become a high-ranking official! It is said on Baidu that if the child gets the seal first , then when you grow up, you will take advantage of the grace of the heavens and the virtues of your ancestors, and your official fortune will be prosperous!" 【Note】

Shi Mama had just finished reading impassionedly, and Bei Gu who was beside her immediately poked her lightly, "Mom, Baozi threw the seal away..."

"..." Shi Mama looked at the DE seal that was thrown out of the carpet, and swallowed the sentence "Our buns will serve the people from now on".A kind of onlookers withdrew their hands that were about to applaud fiercely.

In the meantime, Baozi on the carpet picked up his brush again, and everyone around him was about to applaud, and Shi Mama read along: "We Baozi is undoubtedly a writer and painter! Look at this and it says: Get the stationery, When you grow up, you will be eager to learn, and you must have a splendid writing, and you will eventually be able to get three grades!" [Note]

Ji Mingtao laughed: "Baozi probably didn't want to be a writer and painter, so he threw the brush and seal together..."

Shi Mama smiled softly: "It's okay, our steamed stuffed bun looks so good-looking, it's not appropriate to rely on talent, it's too wasteful..."

As soon as Shi Mama finished speaking, Baozi threw away his father's Golden Statue trophy, and Bei Gu swooped down to save his old Gong's honor.

"...", Shi Mama decided to talk less today.

In the end, coins, small wooden knives, scriptures, fairy tale books, abacus, and stethoscope were all thrown out of the carpet by Baozi’s little friend. Shi Mama had given up explaining, and everyone watched Baozi happily empty the carpet, and took Andy’s little brother hand, to drive.

"...Our son is more knowledgeable and talented, and he has dabbled in it..." Bei Gu held Lao Gong's Golden Statue trophy tightly, and giggled.

"Well, you're right." Shi Nan nodded seriously, and helped his mother put away all the things that his son threw on the floor.

After Baozi's birthday, Bei Gu threw himself into the embrace of the crew of "Young Emperor" again. At the same time, Bai Lan's public welfare short film finally entered the final selection process.

Bai Lan is sunbathing at the high-end Santorini resort in Xiguo at the moment. There is a 6-hour time difference between there and Huaguo.

"Why don't you and I wear clothes in the video?!" As soon as Bai Lan connected to the video, he heard Bei Gu roaring in pretended panic.

"..." Bai Lan silently pulled a bath towel from the chair next to her and covered her body, "I'm sunbathing, you human with 'fish lips'..."

"Oh, I was scared to death. After all, I am a clean married man, please pay attention. But what kind of sunbathing are you, a big man..." Bei Gu smirked on the other side of the video.

"Aren't you a big man still applying a mask? And a gold lifting mask... tsk tsk tsk..."

Bai Lan wrapped up the bath towel lazily, just at this time a handsome Xiguo in butler uniform appeared in the camera, holding a bathrobe in one hand, and gently lifted Bai Lan, who was lazily lying on the recliner, Lan helped him put on the bathrobe, and thoughtfully squatted down to tie his belt.Standing up again, as if talking to a lover, the two were very close, he half-supported Bai Lan's waist, lowered his head and said something into Bai Lan's ear, Bai Lan nodded and raised his chin, seeming to agree look like.The handsome Greek guy smiled softly, took one of Bai Lan's hands, lowered his head and kissed the back of his hand lightly, and stepped out of the camera range.He didn't look at the camera from the beginning to the end, only showing a delicate, beautiful and angular profile.

Bei Gu, who witnessed the audience, was "stunned", feeling as if the toothbrush in his mouth was about to fall off, "...then...who is that? You...what did you say?"

Bai Lan tidied up her too long hair and sleeves, and said slowly, "My housekeeper—Sextus, he asked me if I would like grilled fish and sarani for dinner."

"Are you sure you're not your lover??? Wait, your family belongs to Xiguo?"

"Ah... um. My grandpa's generation immigrated here. I forgot to mention that our ancestral business is to run a hotel. Now we are running a resort in Greece. You and your family must stay here when you come to visit." Bai Lanyi The face is calm.

"...It's amazing, then I have to go! Are you in your resort now?" Bei Gu poked his head in front of the camera, and the golden mask was almost stuck on the screen of his mobile phone, as if he could wear it just a little closer It's like seeing Bai Lan's surroundings through the camera.

"Yes." Bai Lan stepped forward, picked up her phone and turned the camera, proudly showing off their family's property to Bei Gu, "Look, there are so many things to take care of...so I have to make a public welfare film to look good, Otherwise, I will come back to inherit this resort..."

"Oh, then you're really under a lot of pressure." Under the golden mask, Bei Gu clapped expressionlessly.

"Thanks for the award, I actually made the video with you not for naked | chatting, but to tell you that our public welfare short film has entered the finals. In fact, being shortlisted is considered an award, and we can celebrate in advance, but the competition below is the best topic , the best idea and the best shot are several important tags, and you may need to cooperate with forwarding them at that time, popularity promotion is also very important..."

Bei Gu looked serious: "Is there a voting session for netizens?"

Bai Lan was stunned for a moment, then said: "That's not true... I just think it's so good-looking, and there's nothing wrong with letting more people see it..."

"...All right." Bei Gu put down the phone wordlessly, and began to tear off the mask.

Bai Lan stretched lazily on the opposite side of the screen, revealing a little white and tender belly.

Bei Gu pulled off half of the mask, and couldn't bear to look directly at him: "Bai Dao, you look like a fairy in China, you look like a fairy, and you have an abstinent appearance with buttons tied to your neck. This kind of persona can't be broken! Anyway, pay attention Will you touch your belt? It's really coming off..."

"Okay...? I just want you to get excited with me, how about it? Did I say that if you win the prize, you can win the prize? Haha! I will send you the official shortlisted webpage when I come back, remember to forward it~ I Let's go eat first, bye!" Bai Lan tugged at her belt triumphantly.

"Yeah, go, go, super powerful Director Bai." Bei Gu echoed.

Bei Gu and Shi Nan have not had time to celebrate the good news about the public welfare film here, and Chang An also provided good news over there—————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— .Bei Gu couldn't leave for the time being in the crew, so he couldn't watch the sample, but Shi Nan had already watched it in advance in his company.When Bei Gu got his mobile phone in the next play, he saw the WeChat message that Shi Nan had sent to him.

[Brother Nan]:——"We have signed up for this year's Cannes Film Festival in country F and Berlin Film Festival in country D simultaneously. At the same time, we have confirmed the release date of "Little Car Bell". On the 18th of this month, it will be released simultaneously in mainland China, Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan." 【Note】

[Brother Nan]:——"Xiao Bei, forgive us for our hasty decision. I asked a few friends in the industry to watch the finished film of "Little Car Bell" together. In terms of high expectations, your performance has exceeded my expectations... Everyone agrees that this film should be released as soon as possible, and now it is just in time for the last train for registration for this year's film festival."

[Brother Nan]: - "I'm proud of your performance [heart]."

[Brother Nan]:——"By the way, I may be going home late tonight. Tomorrow you just have a rest. If you come back from the set tonight, remember to take out the supper I prepared for you from the refrigerator and heat it up. Little Baozi [hugs] with her mother."