Pardon the Great Lord's Time Traveling[Comprehensive]
Chapter 72 Farce
Sikong Zhaixing, the king of stealing kings, with his skillful hands and empty hands, he almost never misses!He never thought that he just wanted to amuse Lu Xiaofeng, so he disguised himself as a woman, and then saw that the red snake whip on the red-clothed boy who was sitting with him was very beautiful, and there were gems shining on it. I said to myself 'come, come, take me home' and so on, so I wanted to obey what I heard from the red snake whip, and 'borrowed' two days to play, but I didn't expect that before I made a move, I was caught He touched his little face, but he didn't say anything about being mopped up. He actually lost all his powers, and even became weak all over, so he could only let him manipulate him.
You must not fall in love with me, I am a showman but not a person, and I am straight!Sikong Zhaixing couldn't help worrying.Seeing the boy in red pushing himself into Lu Xiaofeng's arms, with a half-smile, he knew he recognized his disguise.Thinking about my disguise technique, I really didn’t brag about it myself. I don’t think it’s enough to describe it as superb. I didn’t expect him to recognize it at a glance. Sikong Zhaixing felt full of frustration. If I knew it earlier, I should not be lazy and mess with my feet. For a while, he thought that Lu Xiaofeng was being fooled, but ended up bumping into an iron plate, alas, when he thought of this, he just lay in Lu Xiaofeng's arms and refused to get up.
Lu Xiaofeng, who was limp and crooked, so awkward as hell and secretly watching Hua Manlou's face, directly picked up his ear and twisted it hard, "Damn monkey spirit, what's the matter, did you hit the iron plate? "But how did Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty) make Sikong Zhaixing completely lose his power?
Gong Jiu (Jia She) just took advantage of the moment when he touched Sikong Zaixing's face to take out some sorrowful breeze from the five-colored stone, and naturally it had an immediate effect!Steal my red snake whip?If it was really stolen, wouldn't I lose face?
Sikong Zhaixing was twisted by Lu Xiaofeng so much, his ears hurt so much that his feet were throbbing, he couldn't resist, he could only beg for mercy, and finally sat limply on the empty seat, with his face directly on the table, looking at Lu Xiao Feng, it looks like he is a heartless person, so pitiful!
People who don't know the truth cast condemning eyes one after another. How could they do this to a weak woman?Sikong, the weak woman, Sisi, and Zhaxing felt the eyes of the crowd, and even put on a pitiful and innocent look, which made them feel even more distressed, and wished they could take them home and cherish them.
Hua Manlou had already seen that it was Sikong Zhaixing, but just seeing Lu Xiaofeng's nervous expression, he somehow didn't want to expose him.After watching a good show, he saw that he had been poisoned by Gong Jiu (Jia She), which looked to be the same poison as Liu Yuhen and Xiao Qiuyu, so he pleaded for him, "Xiao Jiu, Sikong Jie Xing has no malicious intentions, he is just playing for fun, so let him go!"
Seeing Huamanlou interceding for him, Sikong Zhaixing was teary-eyed, but Huahua is the best, and I love you for 1 years!To be honest, are you not afraid that Lu Xiaofeng's jealousy will come up again?
Lu Xiaofeng hadn't seen enough good dramas yet, but he couldn't refute Hua Manlou's words, so he could only give Sikong Zhaixing a vicious look, seeing Gong Jiu (Jia She) take out a small porcelain bottle from his bosom and put it in Sikong Zhaixing Let him smell it under his nose, and muttered, "You're lucky, dead monkey spirit!" But when he saw Sikong Zhaixing's face smelling shit, he couldn't help applauding, Xiao Jiu did a good job!
Sikong Zhaixing suffered a great loss, and he didn't want to stay longer. After all, his makeup was also messed up, and his hair was messed up, so he wasn't beautiful at all. It's worse than rotten eggs!Sikong Zhaixing wiped his hair, helped the slightly crooked pearl hairpin, and flew out of the window, leaving only one sentence "I'll be back!" and ran away.
Well, this line sounds familiar!
Seeing that Sikong Zhaixing ran away, today's entertainment session is over, watching Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou who are starting to appear pink, Gong Jiu (Jia She) warmly invites the two to live at home , but was rejected on the grounds that it was embarrassing to disturb more or that it would be better to live in Huamanlou's property. Inexplicably felt that they simply didn't want their own light bulb?Well, what is a light bulb, is it a blown bubble?
And soon, it will be the fifteenth day of the eighth month, on the night of the full moon that was agreed upon, on the top of the Forbidden City, with a sword coming to the west, immortals will fly from the sky!
Originally, according to the plot, Wei Ziyun took out five unique ribbons in the palace and distributed them, but now that Mr. Yan, a business-minded person, is here, how can five ribbons be used? Put on a chair and buy a ticket!Is one hundred places enough? One ticket is 1 taels of gold. Is it worth it? Not good enough, do you want to recite a poem, is it worth ten thousand taels of gold?You said you don't have that much money, what kind of mess do you have if you don't have money? It depends on how easy it is for Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng?Hurry home, wash and sleep!
As for the poor Lu Xiaofeng who has a lot of money like Huamanlou, he can't help worrying about the money, but the premise is that his ticket will not be stolen by Sikong Zhaixing!That's why he also became nervous, wishing he could hold on to his tickets all the time, fearing that Sikong Zhaixing would let him go if he didn't pay attention.In fact, because I knew Gong Jiu (Jia She) and was given a discounted price of buy two get one free Huamanlou, I felt that I didn't need to tell Lu Xiaofeng that I still had a ticket.
Soon to the agreed August [-]th.Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty) came to Qianqing Palace early in the morning, and accompanied his actor brother to continue rehearsing "You are a beautiful woman, how can you follow a thief." To be honest, it has been so many days, just eight words, you haven't practiced yet Are you neat?Gong Jiu (Jia She) took out the red snake whip and turned it, and it turned into a sword, pointing directly at the present, "Your Majesty, you should obediently write this edict of abdication, and I will spare your life for the time being!"
Today shook his head with a helpless expression, "Qing Ben, beautiful woman, how can I follow a thief. Do you practice swords?"
Hey, random extra words, I don't know how to continue!Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty) also looked helpless.Huai En happened to come in with tea, so he took the words of today, "It's natural to practice swords, so it's possible that the saint also practiced swords?"
Putting his hands behind his back, he turned around and looked at the top of the imperial case, with an inscrutable expression on his face, "I also practice swords naturally! What I practice is the sword of the Son of Heaven, with the people as my back and virtuous ministers as my front, I should go up to you." The way of heaven follows the geography and neutralizes the will of the people."
Gong Jiu (Jia She) looked up with the eyes of today, there is nothing there, isn't it just the beams, what are you pretending to be..., but you can only raise your hand flatteringly, "Brother Huang is well said, Brother Huang is well said, and His Majesty is terrific!" Looking at Wynn with a plain face, father-in-law, you have worked hard!Wynn said, serve the Holy One!
When the moon was in the sky, two people in white clothes suddenly stood on the roof of the Hall of Supreme Harmony. When they went up, no one noticed.The hundreds of martial arts practitioners who had already taken their seats had originally prepared some tea and melon seeds to drink and kowtow, but at this moment they all fell silent and stared at the roof without blinking, fearing that they would miss a little action. The decisive battle between the top two swordsmen!This atmosphere, this aura, makes people nervous!
Ximen Chuuxue held up his black sheath sword, "The blade of this sword is three feet and seven inches, and the net weight is seven catties and 13 taels."
Ye Gucheng held up his Feihong sword, "This sword has a sharp edge of three feet and three feet, and its net weight is six catties and four taels."
Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng looked at each other's sword, and said at the same time: "Good sword!" At this moment, the two couldn't help but feel a sense of sympathy in their hearts, and they deserved to be called the sword god/sword fairy!And the two people who have always been icebergs couldn't help laughing, feeling like spring flowers blooming for a while!
And Gong Jiu (Jia She), who didn't have to watch the scene, is walking back and forth in the Qianqing Palace. Nan Wang and the others are too slow, they are completely interrupting me to watch a wonderful martial arts competition, bad review bad review!
He walked back and forth like this, shaking Jin Jin, who was still memorizing his lines, dizzy, "Xiao Jiu, can you stop making trouble? I'm still memorizing my lines!"
Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty) rolled her eyes, you playwright!Are you planning to get too addicted to the drama? Who told you to add lines!Tsk tsk, don't be cowardly!
Naturally, I am not afraid now. I have seen Gong Jiu (Jia She)'s martial arts, and General Dugu, his old friend, is standing by in the dark. He is not afraid of any danger at all, and he is especially looking forward to Wang. Come on, otherwise, how can I justifiably find a reason for raiding the house!For the sake of the national treasury, I am really sacrificing the small self to achieve the big self!How can I be such a good emperor?I'm about to cry!Sure enough, he could become one of the top ten emperors who moved the Central Plains!
At this time, Director Wang arched his body and entered the Qianqing Palace, followed by Nan Wang and his son, Ye Gucheng in white clothes, and the little old man.
Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty) hey a few times, it can be regarded as waiting for the little old man to appear, and it will be solved once and for all today, so as to save the old man from worrying all day long!
And the little old man also glared at Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty), hum, you bastard, for letting you live to this day, you should thank me very much!
Director Wang smiled and bowed to Prince Nan, "Please also ask your majesty to change his clothes."
The son of the Southern Prince was wearing a yellow robe, and he looked exactly like the Holy One, but it was just that he looked the same, and his aura was completely incomparable.Hearing this, he shrunk his shoulders, looked a little wretched and timid, first glanced at the little old man, then at Nan Wang, got Nan Wang's hateful glance, and then stood up straight.Didn't it mean that you worship the little old man as your teacher, and your kung fu is making rapid progress, so why are you still so cowardly?
No matter how unsatisfied his son was, Nan Wang was still in a very good mood, and said to the present with a smile, "My lord, what do you think?"
Sitting upright today, watching their play, I just thought it was funny, and I didn’t bother to talk to Nan Wang at all, I just glanced at Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty), “Xiao Jiu, settle this matter quickly, I want to see Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue are competing!" Gong Jiu (Jia She) said that I want to go too!
When Nan Wang heard that he wanted to watch Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue's martial arts competition, he couldn't help laughing, Ye Gucheng is not here, the roof of the Hall of Supreme Harmony is just a counterfeit, and if he wants to watch the martial arts competition, go to the underworld to see it, thinking Then, he looked at Ye Gucheng, "City Lord Ye, do it!" Seeing that Ye Gucheng was motionless, he threatened, "Don't forget about Baiyun City!"
After Nan Wang finished speaking, he saw Ye Gucheng take a few steps forward, drew his sword and pointed at the present, Nan Wang nodded in satisfaction, those who know current affairs are heroes!
Seeing this now, I am a little excited. I can finally speak the lines I have practiced for a few days. He shook his head helplessly, "Your beauty, how can I be a thief!"
Hearing that he still persisted in saying this sentence today, Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty), who was acting a little bit, burst out laughing, and he was really happy!
Seeing that Gong Jiu (Jia She) was not shocked at all, Nan Wang was even more annoyed, and snorted coldly, "Gong Jiu, you should worry about your Taiping Palace!" I didn't like him a long time ago, after the matter is done, I will ask my son to ransack the Taiping Palace!
You must not fall in love with me, I am a showman but not a person, and I am straight!Sikong Zhaixing couldn't help worrying.Seeing the boy in red pushing himself into Lu Xiaofeng's arms, with a half-smile, he knew he recognized his disguise.Thinking about my disguise technique, I really didn’t brag about it myself. I don’t think it’s enough to describe it as superb. I didn’t expect him to recognize it at a glance. Sikong Zhaixing felt full of frustration. If I knew it earlier, I should not be lazy and mess with my feet. For a while, he thought that Lu Xiaofeng was being fooled, but ended up bumping into an iron plate, alas, when he thought of this, he just lay in Lu Xiaofeng's arms and refused to get up.
Lu Xiaofeng, who was limp and crooked, so awkward as hell and secretly watching Hua Manlou's face, directly picked up his ear and twisted it hard, "Damn monkey spirit, what's the matter, did you hit the iron plate? "But how did Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty) make Sikong Zhaixing completely lose his power?
Gong Jiu (Jia She) just took advantage of the moment when he touched Sikong Zaixing's face to take out some sorrowful breeze from the five-colored stone, and naturally it had an immediate effect!Steal my red snake whip?If it was really stolen, wouldn't I lose face?
Sikong Zhaixing was twisted by Lu Xiaofeng so much, his ears hurt so much that his feet were throbbing, he couldn't resist, he could only beg for mercy, and finally sat limply on the empty seat, with his face directly on the table, looking at Lu Xiao Feng, it looks like he is a heartless person, so pitiful!
People who don't know the truth cast condemning eyes one after another. How could they do this to a weak woman?Sikong, the weak woman, Sisi, and Zhaxing felt the eyes of the crowd, and even put on a pitiful and innocent look, which made them feel even more distressed, and wished they could take them home and cherish them.
Hua Manlou had already seen that it was Sikong Zhaixing, but just seeing Lu Xiaofeng's nervous expression, he somehow didn't want to expose him.After watching a good show, he saw that he had been poisoned by Gong Jiu (Jia She), which looked to be the same poison as Liu Yuhen and Xiao Qiuyu, so he pleaded for him, "Xiao Jiu, Sikong Jie Xing has no malicious intentions, he is just playing for fun, so let him go!"
Seeing Huamanlou interceding for him, Sikong Zhaixing was teary-eyed, but Huahua is the best, and I love you for 1 years!To be honest, are you not afraid that Lu Xiaofeng's jealousy will come up again?
Lu Xiaofeng hadn't seen enough good dramas yet, but he couldn't refute Hua Manlou's words, so he could only give Sikong Zhaixing a vicious look, seeing Gong Jiu (Jia She) take out a small porcelain bottle from his bosom and put it in Sikong Zhaixing Let him smell it under his nose, and muttered, "You're lucky, dead monkey spirit!" But when he saw Sikong Zhaixing's face smelling shit, he couldn't help applauding, Xiao Jiu did a good job!
Sikong Zhaixing suffered a great loss, and he didn't want to stay longer. After all, his makeup was also messed up, and his hair was messed up, so he wasn't beautiful at all. It's worse than rotten eggs!Sikong Zhaixing wiped his hair, helped the slightly crooked pearl hairpin, and flew out of the window, leaving only one sentence "I'll be back!" and ran away.
Well, this line sounds familiar!
Seeing that Sikong Zhaixing ran away, today's entertainment session is over, watching Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou who are starting to appear pink, Gong Jiu (Jia She) warmly invites the two to live at home , but was rejected on the grounds that it was embarrassing to disturb more or that it would be better to live in Huamanlou's property. Inexplicably felt that they simply didn't want their own light bulb?Well, what is a light bulb, is it a blown bubble?
And soon, it will be the fifteenth day of the eighth month, on the night of the full moon that was agreed upon, on the top of the Forbidden City, with a sword coming to the west, immortals will fly from the sky!
Originally, according to the plot, Wei Ziyun took out five unique ribbons in the palace and distributed them, but now that Mr. Yan, a business-minded person, is here, how can five ribbons be used? Put on a chair and buy a ticket!Is one hundred places enough? One ticket is 1 taels of gold. Is it worth it? Not good enough, do you want to recite a poem, is it worth ten thousand taels of gold?You said you don't have that much money, what kind of mess do you have if you don't have money? It depends on how easy it is for Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng?Hurry home, wash and sleep!
As for the poor Lu Xiaofeng who has a lot of money like Huamanlou, he can't help worrying about the money, but the premise is that his ticket will not be stolen by Sikong Zhaixing!That's why he also became nervous, wishing he could hold on to his tickets all the time, fearing that Sikong Zhaixing would let him go if he didn't pay attention.In fact, because I knew Gong Jiu (Jia She) and was given a discounted price of buy two get one free Huamanlou, I felt that I didn't need to tell Lu Xiaofeng that I still had a ticket.
Soon to the agreed August [-]th.Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty) came to Qianqing Palace early in the morning, and accompanied his actor brother to continue rehearsing "You are a beautiful woman, how can you follow a thief." To be honest, it has been so many days, just eight words, you haven't practiced yet Are you neat?Gong Jiu (Jia She) took out the red snake whip and turned it, and it turned into a sword, pointing directly at the present, "Your Majesty, you should obediently write this edict of abdication, and I will spare your life for the time being!"
Today shook his head with a helpless expression, "Qing Ben, beautiful woman, how can I follow a thief. Do you practice swords?"
Hey, random extra words, I don't know how to continue!Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty) also looked helpless.Huai En happened to come in with tea, so he took the words of today, "It's natural to practice swords, so it's possible that the saint also practiced swords?"
Putting his hands behind his back, he turned around and looked at the top of the imperial case, with an inscrutable expression on his face, "I also practice swords naturally! What I practice is the sword of the Son of Heaven, with the people as my back and virtuous ministers as my front, I should go up to you." The way of heaven follows the geography and neutralizes the will of the people."
Gong Jiu (Jia She) looked up with the eyes of today, there is nothing there, isn't it just the beams, what are you pretending to be..., but you can only raise your hand flatteringly, "Brother Huang is well said, Brother Huang is well said, and His Majesty is terrific!" Looking at Wynn with a plain face, father-in-law, you have worked hard!Wynn said, serve the Holy One!
When the moon was in the sky, two people in white clothes suddenly stood on the roof of the Hall of Supreme Harmony. When they went up, no one noticed.The hundreds of martial arts practitioners who had already taken their seats had originally prepared some tea and melon seeds to drink and kowtow, but at this moment they all fell silent and stared at the roof without blinking, fearing that they would miss a little action. The decisive battle between the top two swordsmen!This atmosphere, this aura, makes people nervous!
Ximen Chuuxue held up his black sheath sword, "The blade of this sword is three feet and seven inches, and the net weight is seven catties and 13 taels."
Ye Gucheng held up his Feihong sword, "This sword has a sharp edge of three feet and three feet, and its net weight is six catties and four taels."
Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng looked at each other's sword, and said at the same time: "Good sword!" At this moment, the two couldn't help but feel a sense of sympathy in their hearts, and they deserved to be called the sword god/sword fairy!And the two people who have always been icebergs couldn't help laughing, feeling like spring flowers blooming for a while!
And Gong Jiu (Jia She), who didn't have to watch the scene, is walking back and forth in the Qianqing Palace. Nan Wang and the others are too slow, they are completely interrupting me to watch a wonderful martial arts competition, bad review bad review!
He walked back and forth like this, shaking Jin Jin, who was still memorizing his lines, dizzy, "Xiao Jiu, can you stop making trouble? I'm still memorizing my lines!"
Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty) rolled her eyes, you playwright!Are you planning to get too addicted to the drama? Who told you to add lines!Tsk tsk, don't be cowardly!
Naturally, I am not afraid now. I have seen Gong Jiu (Jia She)'s martial arts, and General Dugu, his old friend, is standing by in the dark. He is not afraid of any danger at all, and he is especially looking forward to Wang. Come on, otherwise, how can I justifiably find a reason for raiding the house!For the sake of the national treasury, I am really sacrificing the small self to achieve the big self!How can I be such a good emperor?I'm about to cry!Sure enough, he could become one of the top ten emperors who moved the Central Plains!
At this time, Director Wang arched his body and entered the Qianqing Palace, followed by Nan Wang and his son, Ye Gucheng in white clothes, and the little old man.
Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty) hey a few times, it can be regarded as waiting for the little old man to appear, and it will be solved once and for all today, so as to save the old man from worrying all day long!
And the little old man also glared at Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty), hum, you bastard, for letting you live to this day, you should thank me very much!
Director Wang smiled and bowed to Prince Nan, "Please also ask your majesty to change his clothes."
The son of the Southern Prince was wearing a yellow robe, and he looked exactly like the Holy One, but it was just that he looked the same, and his aura was completely incomparable.Hearing this, he shrunk his shoulders, looked a little wretched and timid, first glanced at the little old man, then at Nan Wang, got Nan Wang's hateful glance, and then stood up straight.Didn't it mean that you worship the little old man as your teacher, and your kung fu is making rapid progress, so why are you still so cowardly?
No matter how unsatisfied his son was, Nan Wang was still in a very good mood, and said to the present with a smile, "My lord, what do you think?"
Sitting upright today, watching their play, I just thought it was funny, and I didn’t bother to talk to Nan Wang at all, I just glanced at Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty), “Xiao Jiu, settle this matter quickly, I want to see Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue are competing!" Gong Jiu (Jia She) said that I want to go too!
When Nan Wang heard that he wanted to watch Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue's martial arts competition, he couldn't help laughing, Ye Gucheng is not here, the roof of the Hall of Supreme Harmony is just a counterfeit, and if he wants to watch the martial arts competition, go to the underworld to see it, thinking Then, he looked at Ye Gucheng, "City Lord Ye, do it!" Seeing that Ye Gucheng was motionless, he threatened, "Don't forget about Baiyun City!"
After Nan Wang finished speaking, he saw Ye Gucheng take a few steps forward, drew his sword and pointed at the present, Nan Wang nodded in satisfaction, those who know current affairs are heroes!
Seeing this now, I am a little excited. I can finally speak the lines I have practiced for a few days. He shook his head helplessly, "Your beauty, how can I be a thief!"
Hearing that he still persisted in saying this sentence today, Gong Jiu (Jia Amnesty), who was acting a little bit, burst out laughing, and he was really happy!
Seeing that Gong Jiu (Jia She) was not shocked at all, Nan Wang was even more annoyed, and snorted coldly, "Gong Jiu, you should worry about your Taiping Palace!" I didn't like him a long time ago, after the matter is done, I will ask my son to ransack the Taiping Palace!
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