Pardon the Great Lord's Time Traveling[Comprehensive]
Chapter 450 Fengshen Extra Story: Twin Pig Brothers and Sisters
Canopy was provoked by 'Yao Ji', gritted his teeth and picked him up, then glared at 'Yang Tianyou', "You'd better follow behind me obediently, if you let me know that you escaped, look at me Clean up your village!" Then he gritted his teeth and walked towards Yunzhan Cave with 'Yao Ji' on his back, this little lady is really too heavy!
Hmm... the tall and mighty Nezha, full of muscles, even if he becomes Yao Ji, his weight is still there, can he not be heavy!
'Yang Tianyou' laughed secretly, this Nezha is too good at tossing people, so what kind of 'Yunzhan Cave' did he go to, this pig demon has to get rid of half of his life, right?
And seeing 'Yao Ji' just lying on the back of the canopy, causing the canopy to stagger step by step, he also felt inexplicably as if he heard some background music, the music was like this, "噚~噗~ Thum~thump..." Coupled with the sound of beating gongs, drums, and suona, it seems quite festive, so what's wrong with me?
'Yao Ji' just told the canopy to carry it, but he didn't intend to just tell him to carry it so honestly, and asked him to walk sideways and jump a few times, just like acrobatics.When he saw the fruit on the tree, he began to cry tired, hungry and thirsty, asking him to climb the tree to pick fruit for himself to eat.
Anyway, it was all about making a lot of trouble, and the canopy couldn't help but look at 'Yang Tianyou'. Do you know that your daughter-in-law is so good at making trouble?
But such a torment, 'Yao Ji' didn't want to torment him to death all at once, but gave him something sweet to eat, such as taking out a fragrant handkerchief to wipe his sweat, and coquettishly smiling and acting like a baby, " Daxian, you are really amazing, so awesome!" I poured him a lot of fascination/soul/soup, which made him dizzy, and he kept laughing "hehe", probably never thought that he would be Such a beauty is 'favored', right?
'Yao Ji' lay on the back of the canopy, and rubbed his chest against his back without any moral integrity, calling 'Yang Tianyou' couldn't bear to look directly at him and even wanted to beat him up, can you stop blaming my mother Do such a thing!
Then I saw 'Yao Ji' drawing circles on the back of the canopy with her pointed nails, and asked, "Daxian, where did you come from? Why haven't I heard of it?"
The canopy has been scratched by 'Yao Ji' so that his whole head is dizzy, and he can't help answering his question, "I think I was in the heaven back then, but the canopy marshal who was in charge of the [-] navy! Say..."
'Yao Ji' and 'Yang Tianyou' looked at each other, it turned out to be this person, then that white girl must be Chang'e who entered reincarnation with him, right?But the two turned into pig demons, which really made them unexpected!
'Yao Ji' pretended to be surprised, "I didn't expect you to be a marshal, Daxian, so amazing! But why did you come down to earth?"
Tianpeng was originally bald, and almost said that he was killed by Emperor Xuanyuan, but he stopped and said, "It's so boring in the heaven, it's better to be free in the mortal world!"
Then he had to bump 'Yao Ji' a few times, causing him to beat himself a few more times, "You are so bad, Daxian!", and then some sweet words, "If I have been in the heaven, I won't be able to see a beauty like you It's over!" Of course, I still sigh in my heart that this beauty is really too strong, and I feel that I have been punched so many times, as if I have internal injuries?
At this time, Tianpeng didn't realize that the 'Yao Ji' on his back and the 'Yang Tianyou' walking beside him had glanced at each other. They already knew their origins completely, and thought that there were no gods and Buddhas in this world, and no one could. I can't help myself, and I have hooked up with a beauty who looks like a fairy, so I am completely satisfied!It's just that the beauty is really too heavy!
Tianpeng felt that he was almost out of breath carrying 'Yao Ji' on his back. What do beauties eat to grow up? They look so thin, but they are so heavy. It's a big contrast!But when he thought of his beautiful face, and thought that this time he would have to eat meat no matter what, Tianpeng felt his whole body was full of strength, and he didn't feel tired anymore!
It's just that the canopy is not tired, but 'Yao Ji' is still tossing and tossing. This journey is completely painful and happy for him, and it is indeed quite terrible!
After finally arriving at Yunzhan Cave, the canopy was already sweating profusely and gasping for breath. Before she could recover, she saw Chang'e, who had a pig's head and a human body, come out of it and asked angrily, "Why are you so late today?" How long has it been?"
But as soon as Chang'e finished speaking, she saw the handsome and handsome 'Yang Tianyou', and her eyes became blurred, as if she saw a familiar enemy?It was only later that he realized that he still looked like a pig's head, and after screaming, he covered his face with his sleeve and ran back to the cave.
Seeing Chang'e with a pig's head in human form still had a great impact on 'Yang Tianyou' and 'Nezha'. They were completely dumbfounded. Oh my god, how could she accept herself like this?
Chang'e said that she never accepted it at all, okay, how could she, who was originally the number one beauty in heaven, accept her current pig-headed appearance?That's why she suddenly screamed and covered her face and ran away.
However, Tianpeng has long been used to seeing her like this. Compared with the fact that she scared him away with a red face before, now seeing Chang'e's pig's head, he can still look calm and still obey her. Maybe this is the legend. true love?
Of course, maybe it's just because of the brother-sister relationship, so Tianpeng knows that he can't and can't do anything, so he can keep calm all the time?
But seeing the stunned look on 'Yao Ji', Tianpeng wanted to remind him kindly, "Put your expression away, my sister hates others looking at her like this, be careful that she gets angry and wants you to look good!" As for 'Yang God bless' he didn't bother to remind, it would be better to be killed by Chang'e!
'Yao Ji' immediately looked at the canopy with teary eyes, "I'm so scared", "Daxian, don't you protect me? I followed you all the way to Yunzhan Cave, so you're going to do this." Let me be slaughtered by others? You..." A tear flowed down the corner of the eye, and the despair on his face seemed to be condemning Tianpeng, the "heartbreaker".
The canopy was so distressed, it quickly turned around 'Yao Ji', "Don't cry, don't cry! I will protect you, and I won't let you be bullied! Say..."
As soon as she said this, her beauty was completely restored. Chang'e, who walked out of the cave, heard it, her face darkened instantly, and she asked the canopy, "Who are you going to protect so that he will not be bullied?" Peng only wants to take advantage of her, but she doesn't allow Tian Peng to be nice to other women and share her own interests.
This is probably a kind of possessiveness, right?
Tianpeng didn't expect Chang'e to overhear her casual remark. The corners of her eyes twitched, and she quickly explained to Chang'e, "No...nothing!"
But what he said, stabbed 'Yao Ji''s hornet's nest again, and 'Yao Ji' burst into tears instantly, "You liar, you spoke so nicely on the way here just now, what did you say to make me live? It's a good day, but you coaxed people to come here, and you just abandon them like this, you are really too sad! Say..."
After all, two women were 'jealous' for their own sake. It should have been a super happy thing, but at this time the canopy had a terrible headache. What is it all about?I don't even know who to defend!
Chang'e snorted coldly, "I knew that your virtue will never be changed! You said that you will treat me well for the rest of your life, I think it's all fake! Say..."
These words made Tianpeng sad, "Aren't I not good enough for you? You are my own sister, and I am an older brother. Is it not enough for this sake? Say..."
"Hmph... that's really good. When such a woman comes, you can protect her. Are you going to kill me next time, so as to put his heart at ease? Say..."
"You are simply making trouble out of no reason. When did I say I was going to kill you! Say..."
"Isn't that what you meant? Say..."
"Since when did I mean that? Say..."
Tianpeng and Chang'e started to quarrel like this.
'Yang Tianyou' couldn't help but glance at 'Yao Ji', he didn't expect you to be so lethal!Simply a job well done!
'Yao Ji' raised her chin complacently. I just fulfilled the duty of a shit-stirring stick. Our duty of shit-stirring sticks is to block other people's latrines, so that people have no holes to pull!
Hmm... This kind of description sounds a bit strong!
After a quarrel between Tianpeng and Chang'e, Tianpeng rolled up his sleeves and didn't want to talk to her anymore, "You can do whatever you like, anyway, the beauty who came today will belong to me in the future, don't you have any ideas! Say... ..."
Chang'e was not happy, "Obviously these people belong to me, and you clearly know that I have to rely on..."
Before he finished speaking, he was yelled at by the canopy again, "Shut up, shut up, what can be said and what can't be said, have you forgotten? Say..."
Chang'e immediately shut up, and stopped saying "what do I have to rely on", but she felt unconvinced for a while, thinking that when it was his turn to be scolded by a pig monster like him, she forgot that she was just a pig monster now .
As for 'Yao Ji' and 'Yang Tianyou' who were newly captives on the mountain, they only treated them as objects, "If you want a woman, you can take it, and in the future, you can take any woman you want, I don't care! "Men, don't miss me!
'Yang Tianyou' and 'Yao Ji' glanced at each other indiscriminately. Seeing the canopy, they were still a bit smart, and they were quite protective of Chang'e, but Chang'e didn't seem to understand the canopy's kindness to her?
Tianpeng felt that he couldn't get used to Chang'e anymore, so he didn't bother to pay attention to her, but walked to 'Yao Ji' with a smile, "Beauty, come with me!" The expression of rubbing his hands was extremely wretched!Of course, there is also the excitement of 'entering the bridal chamber as a groom'.
But at this time Chang'e also recognized Yao Ji, "Wait!" Then she walked towards 'Yao Ji'!
Anxious to see the canopy entering the bridal chamber being interrupted by Chang'e again, I was already extremely upset, so I stopped Chang'e who was approaching, "Why are you so busy, so what?" We are brothers and sisters, even if you change your mind now and know me Okay, I won't talk to you so much, you should die!
嫦娥要是知道天蓬如今的心理活动,大概会直接将自己的药杵拿出来揍死他吧,当自己是金子谁都爱你啊!Smelly shameless!But she really didn't know what Tianpeng was thinking, even the 'Yang Tianyou' whom she had caught at a glance just now couldn't get her mind off her mind, now her attention was all on Yao Ji, "Are you Yao Ji?"
"What Yaoji?" Canopy felt a little dizzy, and it took a while to pull out the memory of Yaoji from his memory, and his voice suddenly became sharper, "What, you are Yaoji!!!"
'Yao Ji' didn't have a trace of panic on her face, instead she looked blank, "I'm Yao Ji, how did the fairy know my name?"
'Yang Tianyou' couldn't help but secretly praised 'Yao Ji' for her composure, she didn't panic at this time, she was really taught/taught by her cousin!
Chang'e stared at 'Yao Ji' for a long time, making sure that she didn't know her real identity, so she couldn't help but patted her thigh and laughed, "I didn't expect you to have today!" Then she looked at the canopy, "Brother It's better to enter the cave with him quickly, in the future you will have a stepson who will be a judicial god! Say..."
And thinking of this, Chang'e was completely excited, especially looking forward to seeing Yang Jian's expression when he found out that Yao Ji's reincarnation followed Tianpeng, and wondered if he would recognize Tianpeng's "stepfather"?Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!
When it comes to the people Chang'e hates, Yang Jian can be ranked first.No matter how handsome he is, Chang'e hates him so much that Chang'e hates him so much when she thinks that it was because Yang Jian was going to split the mountain to save her mother that she fell to this point step by step. The person captured by Tianpeng turned out to be Yaoji, how could she not be excited?
As for Tianpeng, when he heard that the captured woman turned out to be 'Yao Ji', he already had a terrified expression, his jaw dropped, and his back was getting chills, and he felt that he was going to be cold...
Then Fu Ling's heart came, and Chang'e looked at 'Yang Tianyou' again. She had only heard the canopy say that the person to be arrested this time is a couple. Now the woman is Yao Ji, so the man should be, " Are you Yang Tianyou?"
'Yang Tianyou' felt Chang'e's malice, but he only acted like an incompetent and timid scholar, shrunk his neck, and said to Chang'e with a pedantic 'see no evil', "I am Yang Tianyou!"
Sure enough, Chang'e laughed even more wildly, "I really expect Yang Jian to call me 'mother'!" Then she was about to cling to 'Yang Tianyou' and hook him up, "Young master, just obey me obediently! !"
Looking at Chang'e who wants to be her stepmother, 'Yang Tianyou' Yang Jian is also speechless for a while, is it really okay with you?But she also avoids Chang'e's entanglement everywhere, "Please respect yourself, fairies, men and women can't kiss each other!"
But the more 'Yang Tianyou' avoided, the more excited Chang'e became, "Young master, why should you be shy? Your wife has already thrown herself into someone else's arms, so you should obey me obediently. You will have a good life in the future, so why not do it? I Her looks are no worse than your wife's! Say..."
It's all a pig's head, and it won't be worse than 'Yao Ji'?Don't say 'Yang Tianyou' is speechless, even 'Yao Ji' and Tianpeng are also super speechless, where is your confidence?
Obviously 'Yang Tianyou' is a frail scholar, but no matter how much Chang'e tried to throw him down, she couldn't even touch a sleeve, which made her very annoyed. Maybe it's because her charm has been reduced, so she can't help it. It's tempting!And looking at Tianpeng standing aside stupidly, not doing anything with 'Yao Ji', I couldn't help scolding him again, "Why are you still in a daze, aren't you going to enter the bridal chamber with Yao Ji? If it doesn't work, we have to pick a good day? Say..."
Chang'e wanted to make things difficult for Yang Jian, and wanted to be his "stepmother". In the eyes of Tianpeng, she was a foolish and bold person who didn't know how to live or die!But Tianpeng didn't dare to be Yang Jian's "stepfather", even if "Yao Ji" looks like a mortal now, he dared not touch him, what if he recovered his divine power and beat himself to death?
Although she had long forgotten Yaoji's appearance, and only remembered her after being reminded by Chang'e, Tianpeng still remembered her in the Tianting Girl War.Her lethality was so powerful that the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother were afraid, so she planned her to go down to kill Jiaolong, make her move the heart, and trap her in Taoshan, but the plan to kill her failed in the end.
Tianpeng still knows a thing or two about such a secret, and with Yang Jian's current status as a "judicial god", how could he dare to touch Yao Ji? Although the chance of Yang Jian coming to this world is very small, but it is true Just in case, if he finds out what he did to his mother, will he really turn into a roast pig?
He waved his hands again and again, "Sister, let's stop and send them back! Say..." Even when she was standing very close to Yao Ji, she jumped away now, wishing to be one foot away, and thinking of him constantly in her heart She flirted with herself just now, maybe she was just trying to tell her own words.
As soon as he realized this, he felt that the eyes of 'Yao Ji' were shining brightly, and he became even more disturbed. He always felt that he had fallen into their trap?
I have to say that Tianpeng's idea is indeed right. Isn't this just a trap, a trap to catch two pigs.
Chang'e really looked down on Tianpeng for being so worthless, and spat out, "With your worthless appearance, it's no wonder you were thrown into the pigsty in the end! Say..." It's completely where the canopy hurts and where it hurts!
Even being so angry at Chang'e's words, Tianpeng endured it, and looked at Chang'e with a sympathetic expression, "We are each other, after all, we are in the same pigsty! Say..." Sure enough, it was not I endured it, and poked Chang'e's most painful spot.
Chang'e was resolutely furious, and she didn't care about playing the game of chasing me with 'Yang Tianyou', and directly attacked the canopy again, "I know you have always disliked me, but now I can't help it, don't pretend , put on a show! Tell me earlier, I can set up another cave, so I won’t be an eyesore in front of you! Say..."
Tianpeng was also really irritated by Chang'e, and directly confronted her, and it hurt even more when he spoke, "Huh, you seem to have the ability to set up a new family. If it wasn't for me all these years, you would have I'll be slaughtered like a pig!" The look of contempt on Chang'e had to be on her own.
"Listen, don't you just speak out what's in your heart now, and say it for my own good, you just want to use me to foil your helplessness! Hypocrisy is extremely extreme! Say..."
"It's about how pure and kind you are. If you hadn't changed your mind back then and ate my elixir, I'm still a pig's head. I would have been promoted to a fairy long ago. I need to be reduced to this point! Oh! ..."
"You don't want to talk about how capable you are, even without me taking those pills, you can't become a fairy! Why do you keep you in the heaven when you are the Jade Emperor? Isn't it because you don't have the ability to set off them? If you are capable, you don’t need to be afraid of you! You really think you have the ability to manage an [-]-strong navy and be a marshal! You can spend some money and ask the navy to clean you up! Shout out..."
"Are you really thinking that you are that fairy of the Moon Palace, and everyone loves you? You are just a dancer. You really think that the Jade Emperor wants to give you a title. He is just playing with you and enjoying you. It's just a compliment to him, do you really think you can take over? Say..."
"What's the matter, at least I still have a Guanghan Palace, what do you have?" And at this point, Chang'e had to use the greatest malice to speculate on the canopy's intentions, "You protected me like that before, and even did it for you." I rob handsome men and beautiful women, are you going to fatten me up, dig up my inner alchemy and use it as nourishment for you? Say..."
Tianpeng's eyes became a little erratic for a moment, and he didn't dare to look at Chang'e, "I don't know what you are talking about! Say..."
Seeing his guilty look, Chang'e sneered, she really treated herself like a pig, she was really naive, and she thought he was really sincere to her!The whole person instantly darkened, his eyes started to turn red, and his attacks became more and more sharp.
Canopy was also a little tired of responding to Chang'e's sudden sharper attack, "Why are you crazy? I said no, and I will treat you like this. Don't you know? Is there anyone who is so suspicious of you? Say... ..."
It's a pity that Chang'e has been blackened, so she won't listen to Tianpeng's explanation at all, and continues to attack him, so that Tianpeng can only follow the offensive and become sharper.
Unexpectedly, Tianpeng and Chang'e would keep exposing each other's old background, telling each other's embarrassment, and now they are fighting endlessly. Is this the rhythm of internal strife?
'Yao Ji' moved closer to 'Yang Tianyou', "Second brother, do you think their situation is a bit similar to that of the Twelve Golden Immortals back then, and the dark side of their hearts has been exposed? What kind of medicine are they talking about? Could it be those 'magic pills'?"
'Yang Tianyou' nodded, "It seems to be like this. The canopy has been in the heaven for many years, and it's normal to be rewarded by the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother. It's just that they didn't expect them to eat it!"
Canopy and Chang'e were still fighting, and they both fell to the ground with a high five, spat out a mouthful of blood, and became more sober, calmed down a little, and then saw 'Yang Tianyou' and 'Yao Ji' together Whispering, his face changed drastically in an instant, and he asked loudly, "Did you use means to drive us apart? Despicable, shameless! Say..."
'Yao Ji' looked at Tianpeng and Chang'e meanly, "What tricks did we use, aren't you telling the truth? You don't say good men and women, so why pretend?"
At this time, Tianpeng and Chang'e didn't care about the internal strife anymore, and directly attacked 'Yao Ji' and 'Yang Tianyou'. If this is the case, then there is no need to let them go!
'Yao Ji' twisted her wrist, and said to 'Yang Tianyou', "Second Brother, you go to the cave to save people, and I'll deal with them!" Then she turned back into Nezha's appearance, Directly hitting the canopy and Chang'e, it is completely a shock/strike/cannon!
Seeing 'Yao Ji' turned into Nezha, how could Tianpeng and Chang'e not know that they had kicked the iron plate, and they also knew that Nezha had always followed Yang Jian, so they became terrified and looked at 'Yang Tianyou' ', I hope he is not Yang Jian.
It's a pity that 'Yang Tianyou' is Yang Jian. Now that there is no need to pretend, Yang Jian naturally resumed his appearance. After taking a look at Tianpeng and Chang'e, he went into Yunzhan Cave, ready to rescue the people they captured.
Tianpeng and Chang'e were glanced at by Yang Jian, and instantly felt a chill rushing up from the soles of their feet, and instantly rushed to the top of their heads, making their scalps numb.
Tianpeng couldn't help complaining to Chang'e again, "I told them to let them go, but you still want to be Yang Jian's stepmother. If you have the guts, do it! Say..."
Chang'e didn't refute Tianpeng's words at all, but directly showed her housekeeping skills. Before Nezha could attack her, she immediately knelt down for him, with a weak face, and looked at Nezha with tears in her eyes. By the way, he showed his beautiful side face, "My little girl knows I'm wrong, please let the fairy let me go! Say..."
It's just that she forgot that she had fought so fiercely with Tianpeng just now, and consumed a lot of mana. She couldn't maintain her appearance for a long time, and she had already turned back into a pig's head, and she couldn't control the pig that made a "squeak" The sound is really amazing!
It is conceivable that a pig's head scratching its head and posing in front of him will have a great impact on Nezha, and besides Yang Chan, he has never been sympathetic to jade, even without braking, he rushed up and directly blocked the Chang'e, who was in front of her, stepped on the sole of her foot, which happened to be on the side of her face.
Then I saw two nosebleeds coming out of Chang'e's big nostrils, and under the impact of Nezha's extraordinary weight, his entire face was crooked, it was completely horrible!
Seeing Chang'e's miserable state, Tianpeng laughed at her gloatingly, "Ahahahaha...ahhahaha...you have today too! Sigh..." Maybe Chang'e really made me lose face just now , I don't want to entrust her with the false snake anymore, anyway, the face is also torn, so there is nothing to maintain!
It’s just that before he finished laughing, he was hit directly on the chin by Nezha’s “Lushan Shenglongba”, and then the whole person flew upwards, and after flying 720 degrees, he fell heavily on the ground. Two nosebleeds flowed from the big nostrils, and what was worse than Chang'e was that he was foaming at the mouth.
It wasn't that Nezha took pity on the fragrance and cherished the jade, vented his anger for Chang'e, and taught Tianpeng how to laugh at her. It was that Tianpeng's laughter was too unpleasant, and he had bad breath, so he couldn't bear it at all. How could he not be beaten?I just didn't know that he was so impatient to be beaten that he passed out immediately.
Seeing that both Tianpeng and Chang'e had fainted now, Nezha didn't care about them anymore, and followed them directly into the cave, ready to help Yang Jian rescue them.
It’s just that he was too negligent, and he didn’t tie up the canopy and Chang’e, and he didn’t notice that they were pretending to faint. As soon as he entered the cave, he heard a bang, and the entrance of the cave was blocked by the canopy with a huge stone, and then I heard the canopy yelling arrogantly outside, "Ah, quack, quack... I see how you can still beat it out! You just wait inside to die! Hey, say..." It was just that Nezha hit the chin just now, and the teeth Lost several, the sound is out of shape!
But as soon as the canopy finished speaking, he heard a loud noise, and then a pile of flying stones flew towards him, hitting his face and body, causing pain for a while, and then he saw that the boulder he moved to block the cave was completely broken into small pieces, and then Nezha came out from inside, "Where do you think we are going to die?"
Canopy's legs softened in an instant, and he immediately wanted to kneel down and beg for mercy for Nezha.But before he knelt down, he was hit on the chin by Nezha's "Lushan Shenglongba". In addition to flipping back five or six times, there were also broken teeth flying out, and nosebleeds as well. It sprayed out like a fountain, and now the canopy really passed out, and even retracted into the original shape of a pig because of serious injuries.
Even if the canopy has completely fainted and returned to its original shape, Nezha can be regarded as remembering the lesson just now, and took a rope to completely tie up the canopy's limbs, thinking whether this roast pig is delicious or not of!
Sure enough, goose bumps appeared on the canopy again, and the pig hairs all stood up.
In this way, Nezha kicked me again and pretended to be dizzy again!
Looking around, he didn't find Chang'e, and told her to run away. Nezha patted himself on the head again, being careless again!But he wasn't worried about Chang'e going to take revenge or something, Second Sister-in-law and Chan'er were not vegetarians, if she really dared to go, maybe how many whips she would have to suffer!So rest assured!
Yang Jian, who entered the cave on the other side, followed the sound he heard to a cave with a wooden fence, and saw dozens of men and women imprisoned inside.
The women are all in a state of pale complexion and excessive blood loss, while the men are all in a state of over-indulgence with blue and black eyes and dull eyes. Of course, they are all equally skinny and numb, which shows that they have suffered a lot.And when they heard the sound of people coming, they couldn't help shrinking into the corner, for fear that they were in a state of being called, probably because they were really tossed by Chang'e and Canopy a lot.
Yang Jian sighed, split the lock on the wooden fence, and opened the wooden door, "You are all right, I am here to save you, can you leave, do you need my help?"
Hearing the lock falling to the ground and the sound of the wooden door opening, the captive raised his head. Perhaps Yang Jian's upright appearance was convincing, and he asked directly, "Are you really here?" Save us, what about the 'Black and White Shuangsha'?"
"I am indeed here to save you, you don't have to worry about the 'Black and White Shuangsha' coming to torment you again! If you have the energy left, just help each other out in twos and threes! I will take you home!"
Probably Yang Jian really looked convincing, but suddenly there was another loud noise outside, and the captives still chose to stand up with each other's support, and followed Yang Jian out of the Yunzhan Cave.
When they saw the sky outside, everyone couldn't help crying, they thought they would never see the sky outside again!And seeing the black leather pig canopy tied up on the ground, someone asked, "Is this the monster that kidnapped us?"
As soon as Yang Jian nodded, everyone surrounded him and kicked the canopy to vent their hatred!It's just that Chang'e is about to squeeze her away, and I really don't have much strength, it's almost like scratching the canopy.
But Yang Jian and Nezha didn't stop them either, just let them go, they have suffered too!
Careful people also noticed, "But that Baisha escaped?" Yang Jian also looked at Nezha.
Nezha rubbed his head in embarrassment, "I was careless..."
Yang Jian shook his head, "You, you made a mistake again, go back and write me a [-]-word self-criticism!" Then he looked at the group of people who started to feel anxious again, and assured them, "Don't worry, I will definitely Catch that Baisha, and don't let her harm you again!"
And Nezha has already conjured up two carriages, and asked them to get into the carriage according to where they came from, and was about to send them home, "We will take you home first, and you will come and see the trial of 'black and white double evil' in the future." , so that you can rest assured, okay?"
Nezha talked about this, and the group did not know what to do, and they are also life-saving benefactors, so it is impossible to blame them, so he nodded and sat down from near to far according to the place where he came. carriage.
Nezha and Yang Jian used their power to control the carriage and flew into the sky, so it was faster. They were sent from the farthest place first, and the brothers and sisters of Ahua and Acao in the next village were the last.
As for the canopy, it didn't have such a good fate to sit in the carriage, but was tied to the roof by Nezha, enjoying the cold wind. Doesn't he like to take people to the sky like this, let him enjoy it too.
When I got home, I saw a white-skinned pig tied up in the yard. It was Chang'e.Nezha's guess was right, Tianpeng chose to block the entrance of the cave with boulders, trying to trap Nezha and Yang Jian to death inside, while Chang'e chose to escape and went directly to the village where Yang's family lived to find fault, and was also planning to arrest them. The hostage asked Yang Jian to obey his orders.
It's just unfortunate that Chang'e just fell into the yard of the Yang family, and before she had time to take Yang Tianyou and Yao Ji as hostages to threaten Yang Jian, she was whipped away by Ao Cunxin and then knocked off by Yang Chan. Then I enjoyed a meal of women's doubles mixed draw, and finally turned into a 'white pig' full of whips.
Now 'Black and White Shuangsha' are all arrested.
Li was looking at the black pig that Nezha threw on the ground, and then at the white pig in the yard, "Oh, my dear, it turned out to be two pig monsters!" Then he couldn't help muttering, "I don't know if this pig Would it be delicious if the demon used it to make roasted pigs?"
And there is no one who has this idea. When the verdict is announced, the excited crowd does not know who started to shout the slogan, and then a few villagers who were robbed by the "black and white double evil" They started yelling "Roast them, roast them!"
Canopy was completely terrified, "Say, say...all of this is none of my business, it's all Chang'e, she is the one who collects yang and nourishes yin, and she is the one who drains blood and drinks blood, I am innocent!"
On the contrary, Chang'e didn't say a word, and she didn't justify herself. In this way, she had lived enough of being a pig, and she had committed sins. Even if she died and was punished in hell, she endured it!As long as you don't get whipped again, everything will be fine!
Sure enough, it was only because of the shadow cast on the whip...
In the end, there is no need to explain the fate of the pig brothers and sisters in detail, as long as they know that after they were picked up by ghost messengers, the underworld could smell the aroma of barbecue for a long time. Would you like some cumin and black pepper?
Don't make trouble!
After Yang Jian and the others helped resolve the 'black and white double evil' matter, they stayed for a few days before preparing to return to Xuanyuan Tomb.And when they were about to leave, Ao Cunxin and Yang Chan couldn't help their stomach acid reflux and vomited. This was a big surprise for Yao Ji and Yang Tianyou, now they had grandchildren and grandchildren!
Of course, Yang Jian and Nezha were also very surprised. Is this a honeymoon baby?
Because Yang Chan and Nezha are both human beings, it's actually not a big problem for them to reproduce.
On the other hand, Yang Jian had prepared himself and Ao Cunxin for the difficulty of having a child because of the cross-race, and even had no offspring. He didn't expect such an unexpected joy, so he couldn't help but hold Ao Cunxin and turned around, "Cunxin , I am so happy!"
But Yang Jiao asked silently from the side, "The younger siblings will give birth to babies or eggs in the future?"
Hmm... This is indeed a good question, what do you think?
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Hmm... the tall and mighty Nezha, full of muscles, even if he becomes Yao Ji, his weight is still there, can he not be heavy!
'Yang Tianyou' laughed secretly, this Nezha is too good at tossing people, so what kind of 'Yunzhan Cave' did he go to, this pig demon has to get rid of half of his life, right?
And seeing 'Yao Ji' just lying on the back of the canopy, causing the canopy to stagger step by step, he also felt inexplicably as if he heard some background music, the music was like this, "噚~噗~ Thum~thump..." Coupled with the sound of beating gongs, drums, and suona, it seems quite festive, so what's wrong with me?
'Yao Ji' just told the canopy to carry it, but he didn't intend to just tell him to carry it so honestly, and asked him to walk sideways and jump a few times, just like acrobatics.When he saw the fruit on the tree, he began to cry tired, hungry and thirsty, asking him to climb the tree to pick fruit for himself to eat.
Anyway, it was all about making a lot of trouble, and the canopy couldn't help but look at 'Yang Tianyou'. Do you know that your daughter-in-law is so good at making trouble?
But such a torment, 'Yao Ji' didn't want to torment him to death all at once, but gave him something sweet to eat, such as taking out a fragrant handkerchief to wipe his sweat, and coquettishly smiling and acting like a baby, " Daxian, you are really amazing, so awesome!" I poured him a lot of fascination/soul/soup, which made him dizzy, and he kept laughing "hehe", probably never thought that he would be Such a beauty is 'favored', right?
'Yao Ji' lay on the back of the canopy, and rubbed his chest against his back without any moral integrity, calling 'Yang Tianyou' couldn't bear to look directly at him and even wanted to beat him up, can you stop blaming my mother Do such a thing!
Then I saw 'Yao Ji' drawing circles on the back of the canopy with her pointed nails, and asked, "Daxian, where did you come from? Why haven't I heard of it?"
The canopy has been scratched by 'Yao Ji' so that his whole head is dizzy, and he can't help answering his question, "I think I was in the heaven back then, but the canopy marshal who was in charge of the [-] navy! Say..."
'Yao Ji' and 'Yang Tianyou' looked at each other, it turned out to be this person, then that white girl must be Chang'e who entered reincarnation with him, right?But the two turned into pig demons, which really made them unexpected!
'Yao Ji' pretended to be surprised, "I didn't expect you to be a marshal, Daxian, so amazing! But why did you come down to earth?"
Tianpeng was originally bald, and almost said that he was killed by Emperor Xuanyuan, but he stopped and said, "It's so boring in the heaven, it's better to be free in the mortal world!"
Then he had to bump 'Yao Ji' a few times, causing him to beat himself a few more times, "You are so bad, Daxian!", and then some sweet words, "If I have been in the heaven, I won't be able to see a beauty like you It's over!" Of course, I still sigh in my heart that this beauty is really too strong, and I feel that I have been punched so many times, as if I have internal injuries?
At this time, Tianpeng didn't realize that the 'Yao Ji' on his back and the 'Yang Tianyou' walking beside him had glanced at each other. They already knew their origins completely, and thought that there were no gods and Buddhas in this world, and no one could. I can't help myself, and I have hooked up with a beauty who looks like a fairy, so I am completely satisfied!It's just that the beauty is really too heavy!
Tianpeng felt that he was almost out of breath carrying 'Yao Ji' on his back. What do beauties eat to grow up? They look so thin, but they are so heavy. It's a big contrast!But when he thought of his beautiful face, and thought that this time he would have to eat meat no matter what, Tianpeng felt his whole body was full of strength, and he didn't feel tired anymore!
It's just that the canopy is not tired, but 'Yao Ji' is still tossing and tossing. This journey is completely painful and happy for him, and it is indeed quite terrible!
After finally arriving at Yunzhan Cave, the canopy was already sweating profusely and gasping for breath. Before she could recover, she saw Chang'e, who had a pig's head and a human body, come out of it and asked angrily, "Why are you so late today?" How long has it been?"
But as soon as Chang'e finished speaking, she saw the handsome and handsome 'Yang Tianyou', and her eyes became blurred, as if she saw a familiar enemy?It was only later that he realized that he still looked like a pig's head, and after screaming, he covered his face with his sleeve and ran back to the cave.
Seeing Chang'e with a pig's head in human form still had a great impact on 'Yang Tianyou' and 'Nezha'. They were completely dumbfounded. Oh my god, how could she accept herself like this?
Chang'e said that she never accepted it at all, okay, how could she, who was originally the number one beauty in heaven, accept her current pig-headed appearance?That's why she suddenly screamed and covered her face and ran away.
However, Tianpeng has long been used to seeing her like this. Compared with the fact that she scared him away with a red face before, now seeing Chang'e's pig's head, he can still look calm and still obey her. Maybe this is the legend. true love?
Of course, maybe it's just because of the brother-sister relationship, so Tianpeng knows that he can't and can't do anything, so he can keep calm all the time?
But seeing the stunned look on 'Yao Ji', Tianpeng wanted to remind him kindly, "Put your expression away, my sister hates others looking at her like this, be careful that she gets angry and wants you to look good!" As for 'Yang God bless' he didn't bother to remind, it would be better to be killed by Chang'e!
'Yao Ji' immediately looked at the canopy with teary eyes, "I'm so scared", "Daxian, don't you protect me? I followed you all the way to Yunzhan Cave, so you're going to do this." Let me be slaughtered by others? You..." A tear flowed down the corner of the eye, and the despair on his face seemed to be condemning Tianpeng, the "heartbreaker".
The canopy was so distressed, it quickly turned around 'Yao Ji', "Don't cry, don't cry! I will protect you, and I won't let you be bullied! Say..."
As soon as she said this, her beauty was completely restored. Chang'e, who walked out of the cave, heard it, her face darkened instantly, and she asked the canopy, "Who are you going to protect so that he will not be bullied?" Peng only wants to take advantage of her, but she doesn't allow Tian Peng to be nice to other women and share her own interests.
This is probably a kind of possessiveness, right?
Tianpeng didn't expect Chang'e to overhear her casual remark. The corners of her eyes twitched, and she quickly explained to Chang'e, "No...nothing!"
But what he said, stabbed 'Yao Ji''s hornet's nest again, and 'Yao Ji' burst into tears instantly, "You liar, you spoke so nicely on the way here just now, what did you say to make me live? It's a good day, but you coaxed people to come here, and you just abandon them like this, you are really too sad! Say..."
After all, two women were 'jealous' for their own sake. It should have been a super happy thing, but at this time the canopy had a terrible headache. What is it all about?I don't even know who to defend!
Chang'e snorted coldly, "I knew that your virtue will never be changed! You said that you will treat me well for the rest of your life, I think it's all fake! Say..."
These words made Tianpeng sad, "Aren't I not good enough for you? You are my own sister, and I am an older brother. Is it not enough for this sake? Say..."
"Hmph... that's really good. When such a woman comes, you can protect her. Are you going to kill me next time, so as to put his heart at ease? Say..."
"You are simply making trouble out of no reason. When did I say I was going to kill you! Say..."
"Isn't that what you meant? Say..."
"Since when did I mean that? Say..."
Tianpeng and Chang'e started to quarrel like this.
'Yang Tianyou' couldn't help but glance at 'Yao Ji', he didn't expect you to be so lethal!Simply a job well done!
'Yao Ji' raised her chin complacently. I just fulfilled the duty of a shit-stirring stick. Our duty of shit-stirring sticks is to block other people's latrines, so that people have no holes to pull!
Hmm... This kind of description sounds a bit strong!
After a quarrel between Tianpeng and Chang'e, Tianpeng rolled up his sleeves and didn't want to talk to her anymore, "You can do whatever you like, anyway, the beauty who came today will belong to me in the future, don't you have any ideas! Say... ..."
Chang'e was not happy, "Obviously these people belong to me, and you clearly know that I have to rely on..."
Before he finished speaking, he was yelled at by the canopy again, "Shut up, shut up, what can be said and what can't be said, have you forgotten? Say..."
Chang'e immediately shut up, and stopped saying "what do I have to rely on", but she felt unconvinced for a while, thinking that when it was his turn to be scolded by a pig monster like him, she forgot that she was just a pig monster now .
As for 'Yao Ji' and 'Yang Tianyou' who were newly captives on the mountain, they only treated them as objects, "If you want a woman, you can take it, and in the future, you can take any woman you want, I don't care! "Men, don't miss me!
'Yang Tianyou' and 'Yao Ji' glanced at each other indiscriminately. Seeing the canopy, they were still a bit smart, and they were quite protective of Chang'e, but Chang'e didn't seem to understand the canopy's kindness to her?
Tianpeng felt that he couldn't get used to Chang'e anymore, so he didn't bother to pay attention to her, but walked to 'Yao Ji' with a smile, "Beauty, come with me!" The expression of rubbing his hands was extremely wretched!Of course, there is also the excitement of 'entering the bridal chamber as a groom'.
But at this time Chang'e also recognized Yao Ji, "Wait!" Then she walked towards 'Yao Ji'!
Anxious to see the canopy entering the bridal chamber being interrupted by Chang'e again, I was already extremely upset, so I stopped Chang'e who was approaching, "Why are you so busy, so what?" We are brothers and sisters, even if you change your mind now and know me Okay, I won't talk to you so much, you should die!
嫦娥要是知道天蓬如今的心理活动,大概会直接将自己的药杵拿出来揍死他吧,当自己是金子谁都爱你啊!Smelly shameless!But she really didn't know what Tianpeng was thinking, even the 'Yang Tianyou' whom she had caught at a glance just now couldn't get her mind off her mind, now her attention was all on Yao Ji, "Are you Yao Ji?"
"What Yaoji?" Canopy felt a little dizzy, and it took a while to pull out the memory of Yaoji from his memory, and his voice suddenly became sharper, "What, you are Yaoji!!!"
'Yao Ji' didn't have a trace of panic on her face, instead she looked blank, "I'm Yao Ji, how did the fairy know my name?"
'Yang Tianyou' couldn't help but secretly praised 'Yao Ji' for her composure, she didn't panic at this time, she was really taught/taught by her cousin!
Chang'e stared at 'Yao Ji' for a long time, making sure that she didn't know her real identity, so she couldn't help but patted her thigh and laughed, "I didn't expect you to have today!" Then she looked at the canopy, "Brother It's better to enter the cave with him quickly, in the future you will have a stepson who will be a judicial god! Say..."
And thinking of this, Chang'e was completely excited, especially looking forward to seeing Yang Jian's expression when he found out that Yao Ji's reincarnation followed Tianpeng, and wondered if he would recognize Tianpeng's "stepfather"?Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!
When it comes to the people Chang'e hates, Yang Jian can be ranked first.No matter how handsome he is, Chang'e hates him so much that Chang'e hates him so much when she thinks that it was because Yang Jian was going to split the mountain to save her mother that she fell to this point step by step. The person captured by Tianpeng turned out to be Yaoji, how could she not be excited?
As for Tianpeng, when he heard that the captured woman turned out to be 'Yao Ji', he already had a terrified expression, his jaw dropped, and his back was getting chills, and he felt that he was going to be cold...
Then Fu Ling's heart came, and Chang'e looked at 'Yang Tianyou' again. She had only heard the canopy say that the person to be arrested this time is a couple. Now the woman is Yao Ji, so the man should be, " Are you Yang Tianyou?"
'Yang Tianyou' felt Chang'e's malice, but he only acted like an incompetent and timid scholar, shrunk his neck, and said to Chang'e with a pedantic 'see no evil', "I am Yang Tianyou!"
Sure enough, Chang'e laughed even more wildly, "I really expect Yang Jian to call me 'mother'!" Then she was about to cling to 'Yang Tianyou' and hook him up, "Young master, just obey me obediently! !"
Looking at Chang'e who wants to be her stepmother, 'Yang Tianyou' Yang Jian is also speechless for a while, is it really okay with you?But she also avoids Chang'e's entanglement everywhere, "Please respect yourself, fairies, men and women can't kiss each other!"
But the more 'Yang Tianyou' avoided, the more excited Chang'e became, "Young master, why should you be shy? Your wife has already thrown herself into someone else's arms, so you should obey me obediently. You will have a good life in the future, so why not do it? I Her looks are no worse than your wife's! Say..."
It's all a pig's head, and it won't be worse than 'Yao Ji'?Don't say 'Yang Tianyou' is speechless, even 'Yao Ji' and Tianpeng are also super speechless, where is your confidence?
Obviously 'Yang Tianyou' is a frail scholar, but no matter how much Chang'e tried to throw him down, she couldn't even touch a sleeve, which made her very annoyed. Maybe it's because her charm has been reduced, so she can't help it. It's tempting!And looking at Tianpeng standing aside stupidly, not doing anything with 'Yao Ji', I couldn't help scolding him again, "Why are you still in a daze, aren't you going to enter the bridal chamber with Yao Ji? If it doesn't work, we have to pick a good day? Say..."
Chang'e wanted to make things difficult for Yang Jian, and wanted to be his "stepmother". In the eyes of Tianpeng, she was a foolish and bold person who didn't know how to live or die!But Tianpeng didn't dare to be Yang Jian's "stepfather", even if "Yao Ji" looks like a mortal now, he dared not touch him, what if he recovered his divine power and beat himself to death?
Although she had long forgotten Yaoji's appearance, and only remembered her after being reminded by Chang'e, Tianpeng still remembered her in the Tianting Girl War.Her lethality was so powerful that the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother were afraid, so she planned her to go down to kill Jiaolong, make her move the heart, and trap her in Taoshan, but the plan to kill her failed in the end.
Tianpeng still knows a thing or two about such a secret, and with Yang Jian's current status as a "judicial god", how could he dare to touch Yao Ji? Although the chance of Yang Jian coming to this world is very small, but it is true Just in case, if he finds out what he did to his mother, will he really turn into a roast pig?
He waved his hands again and again, "Sister, let's stop and send them back! Say..." Even when she was standing very close to Yao Ji, she jumped away now, wishing to be one foot away, and thinking of him constantly in her heart She flirted with herself just now, maybe she was just trying to tell her own words.
As soon as he realized this, he felt that the eyes of 'Yao Ji' were shining brightly, and he became even more disturbed. He always felt that he had fallen into their trap?
I have to say that Tianpeng's idea is indeed right. Isn't this just a trap, a trap to catch two pigs.
Chang'e really looked down on Tianpeng for being so worthless, and spat out, "With your worthless appearance, it's no wonder you were thrown into the pigsty in the end! Say..." It's completely where the canopy hurts and where it hurts!
Even being so angry at Chang'e's words, Tianpeng endured it, and looked at Chang'e with a sympathetic expression, "We are each other, after all, we are in the same pigsty! Say..." Sure enough, it was not I endured it, and poked Chang'e's most painful spot.
Chang'e was resolutely furious, and she didn't care about playing the game of chasing me with 'Yang Tianyou', and directly attacked the canopy again, "I know you have always disliked me, but now I can't help it, don't pretend , put on a show! Tell me earlier, I can set up another cave, so I won’t be an eyesore in front of you! Say..."
Tianpeng was also really irritated by Chang'e, and directly confronted her, and it hurt even more when he spoke, "Huh, you seem to have the ability to set up a new family. If it wasn't for me all these years, you would have I'll be slaughtered like a pig!" The look of contempt on Chang'e had to be on her own.
"Listen, don't you just speak out what's in your heart now, and say it for my own good, you just want to use me to foil your helplessness! Hypocrisy is extremely extreme! Say..."
"It's about how pure and kind you are. If you hadn't changed your mind back then and ate my elixir, I'm still a pig's head. I would have been promoted to a fairy long ago. I need to be reduced to this point! Oh! ..."
"You don't want to talk about how capable you are, even without me taking those pills, you can't become a fairy! Why do you keep you in the heaven when you are the Jade Emperor? Isn't it because you don't have the ability to set off them? If you are capable, you don’t need to be afraid of you! You really think you have the ability to manage an [-]-strong navy and be a marshal! You can spend some money and ask the navy to clean you up! Shout out..."
"Are you really thinking that you are that fairy of the Moon Palace, and everyone loves you? You are just a dancer. You really think that the Jade Emperor wants to give you a title. He is just playing with you and enjoying you. It's just a compliment to him, do you really think you can take over? Say..."
"What's the matter, at least I still have a Guanghan Palace, what do you have?" And at this point, Chang'e had to use the greatest malice to speculate on the canopy's intentions, "You protected me like that before, and even did it for you." I rob handsome men and beautiful women, are you going to fatten me up, dig up my inner alchemy and use it as nourishment for you? Say..."
Tianpeng's eyes became a little erratic for a moment, and he didn't dare to look at Chang'e, "I don't know what you are talking about! Say..."
Seeing his guilty look, Chang'e sneered, she really treated herself like a pig, she was really naive, and she thought he was really sincere to her!The whole person instantly darkened, his eyes started to turn red, and his attacks became more and more sharp.
Canopy was also a little tired of responding to Chang'e's sudden sharper attack, "Why are you crazy? I said no, and I will treat you like this. Don't you know? Is there anyone who is so suspicious of you? Say... ..."
It's a pity that Chang'e has been blackened, so she won't listen to Tianpeng's explanation at all, and continues to attack him, so that Tianpeng can only follow the offensive and become sharper.
Unexpectedly, Tianpeng and Chang'e would keep exposing each other's old background, telling each other's embarrassment, and now they are fighting endlessly. Is this the rhythm of internal strife?
'Yao Ji' moved closer to 'Yang Tianyou', "Second brother, do you think their situation is a bit similar to that of the Twelve Golden Immortals back then, and the dark side of their hearts has been exposed? What kind of medicine are they talking about? Could it be those 'magic pills'?"
'Yang Tianyou' nodded, "It seems to be like this. The canopy has been in the heaven for many years, and it's normal to be rewarded by the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother. It's just that they didn't expect them to eat it!"
Canopy and Chang'e were still fighting, and they both fell to the ground with a high five, spat out a mouthful of blood, and became more sober, calmed down a little, and then saw 'Yang Tianyou' and 'Yao Ji' together Whispering, his face changed drastically in an instant, and he asked loudly, "Did you use means to drive us apart? Despicable, shameless! Say..."
'Yao Ji' looked at Tianpeng and Chang'e meanly, "What tricks did we use, aren't you telling the truth? You don't say good men and women, so why pretend?"
At this time, Tianpeng and Chang'e didn't care about the internal strife anymore, and directly attacked 'Yao Ji' and 'Yang Tianyou'. If this is the case, then there is no need to let them go!
'Yao Ji' twisted her wrist, and said to 'Yang Tianyou', "Second Brother, you go to the cave to save people, and I'll deal with them!" Then she turned back into Nezha's appearance, Directly hitting the canopy and Chang'e, it is completely a shock/strike/cannon!
Seeing 'Yao Ji' turned into Nezha, how could Tianpeng and Chang'e not know that they had kicked the iron plate, and they also knew that Nezha had always followed Yang Jian, so they became terrified and looked at 'Yang Tianyou' ', I hope he is not Yang Jian.
It's a pity that 'Yang Tianyou' is Yang Jian. Now that there is no need to pretend, Yang Jian naturally resumed his appearance. After taking a look at Tianpeng and Chang'e, he went into Yunzhan Cave, ready to rescue the people they captured.
Tianpeng and Chang'e were glanced at by Yang Jian, and instantly felt a chill rushing up from the soles of their feet, and instantly rushed to the top of their heads, making their scalps numb.
Tianpeng couldn't help complaining to Chang'e again, "I told them to let them go, but you still want to be Yang Jian's stepmother. If you have the guts, do it! Say..."
Chang'e didn't refute Tianpeng's words at all, but directly showed her housekeeping skills. Before Nezha could attack her, she immediately knelt down for him, with a weak face, and looked at Nezha with tears in her eyes. By the way, he showed his beautiful side face, "My little girl knows I'm wrong, please let the fairy let me go! Say..."
It's just that she forgot that she had fought so fiercely with Tianpeng just now, and consumed a lot of mana. She couldn't maintain her appearance for a long time, and she had already turned back into a pig's head, and she couldn't control the pig that made a "squeak" The sound is really amazing!
It is conceivable that a pig's head scratching its head and posing in front of him will have a great impact on Nezha, and besides Yang Chan, he has never been sympathetic to jade, even without braking, he rushed up and directly blocked the Chang'e, who was in front of her, stepped on the sole of her foot, which happened to be on the side of her face.
Then I saw two nosebleeds coming out of Chang'e's big nostrils, and under the impact of Nezha's extraordinary weight, his entire face was crooked, it was completely horrible!
Seeing Chang'e's miserable state, Tianpeng laughed at her gloatingly, "Ahahahaha...ahhahaha...you have today too! Sigh..." Maybe Chang'e really made me lose face just now , I don't want to entrust her with the false snake anymore, anyway, the face is also torn, so there is nothing to maintain!
It’s just that before he finished laughing, he was hit directly on the chin by Nezha’s “Lushan Shenglongba”, and then the whole person flew upwards, and after flying 720 degrees, he fell heavily on the ground. Two nosebleeds flowed from the big nostrils, and what was worse than Chang'e was that he was foaming at the mouth.
It wasn't that Nezha took pity on the fragrance and cherished the jade, vented his anger for Chang'e, and taught Tianpeng how to laugh at her. It was that Tianpeng's laughter was too unpleasant, and he had bad breath, so he couldn't bear it at all. How could he not be beaten?I just didn't know that he was so impatient to be beaten that he passed out immediately.
Seeing that both Tianpeng and Chang'e had fainted now, Nezha didn't care about them anymore, and followed them directly into the cave, ready to help Yang Jian rescue them.
It’s just that he was too negligent, and he didn’t tie up the canopy and Chang’e, and he didn’t notice that they were pretending to faint. As soon as he entered the cave, he heard a bang, and the entrance of the cave was blocked by the canopy with a huge stone, and then I heard the canopy yelling arrogantly outside, "Ah, quack, quack... I see how you can still beat it out! You just wait inside to die! Hey, say..." It was just that Nezha hit the chin just now, and the teeth Lost several, the sound is out of shape!
But as soon as the canopy finished speaking, he heard a loud noise, and then a pile of flying stones flew towards him, hitting his face and body, causing pain for a while, and then he saw that the boulder he moved to block the cave was completely broken into small pieces, and then Nezha came out from inside, "Where do you think we are going to die?"
Canopy's legs softened in an instant, and he immediately wanted to kneel down and beg for mercy for Nezha.But before he knelt down, he was hit on the chin by Nezha's "Lushan Shenglongba". In addition to flipping back five or six times, there were also broken teeth flying out, and nosebleeds as well. It sprayed out like a fountain, and now the canopy really passed out, and even retracted into the original shape of a pig because of serious injuries.
Even if the canopy has completely fainted and returned to its original shape, Nezha can be regarded as remembering the lesson just now, and took a rope to completely tie up the canopy's limbs, thinking whether this roast pig is delicious or not of!
Sure enough, goose bumps appeared on the canopy again, and the pig hairs all stood up.
In this way, Nezha kicked me again and pretended to be dizzy again!
Looking around, he didn't find Chang'e, and told her to run away. Nezha patted himself on the head again, being careless again!But he wasn't worried about Chang'e going to take revenge or something, Second Sister-in-law and Chan'er were not vegetarians, if she really dared to go, maybe how many whips she would have to suffer!So rest assured!
Yang Jian, who entered the cave on the other side, followed the sound he heard to a cave with a wooden fence, and saw dozens of men and women imprisoned inside.
The women are all in a state of pale complexion and excessive blood loss, while the men are all in a state of over-indulgence with blue and black eyes and dull eyes. Of course, they are all equally skinny and numb, which shows that they have suffered a lot.And when they heard the sound of people coming, they couldn't help shrinking into the corner, for fear that they were in a state of being called, probably because they were really tossed by Chang'e and Canopy a lot.
Yang Jian sighed, split the lock on the wooden fence, and opened the wooden door, "You are all right, I am here to save you, can you leave, do you need my help?"
Hearing the lock falling to the ground and the sound of the wooden door opening, the captive raised his head. Perhaps Yang Jian's upright appearance was convincing, and he asked directly, "Are you really here?" Save us, what about the 'Black and White Shuangsha'?"
"I am indeed here to save you, you don't have to worry about the 'Black and White Shuangsha' coming to torment you again! If you have the energy left, just help each other out in twos and threes! I will take you home!"
Probably Yang Jian really looked convincing, but suddenly there was another loud noise outside, and the captives still chose to stand up with each other's support, and followed Yang Jian out of the Yunzhan Cave.
When they saw the sky outside, everyone couldn't help crying, they thought they would never see the sky outside again!And seeing the black leather pig canopy tied up on the ground, someone asked, "Is this the monster that kidnapped us?"
As soon as Yang Jian nodded, everyone surrounded him and kicked the canopy to vent their hatred!It's just that Chang'e is about to squeeze her away, and I really don't have much strength, it's almost like scratching the canopy.
But Yang Jian and Nezha didn't stop them either, just let them go, they have suffered too!
Careful people also noticed, "But that Baisha escaped?" Yang Jian also looked at Nezha.
Nezha rubbed his head in embarrassment, "I was careless..."
Yang Jian shook his head, "You, you made a mistake again, go back and write me a [-]-word self-criticism!" Then he looked at the group of people who started to feel anxious again, and assured them, "Don't worry, I will definitely Catch that Baisha, and don't let her harm you again!"
And Nezha has already conjured up two carriages, and asked them to get into the carriage according to where they came from, and was about to send them home, "We will take you home first, and you will come and see the trial of 'black and white double evil' in the future." , so that you can rest assured, okay?"
Nezha talked about this, and the group did not know what to do, and they are also life-saving benefactors, so it is impossible to blame them, so he nodded and sat down from near to far according to the place where he came. carriage.
Nezha and Yang Jian used their power to control the carriage and flew into the sky, so it was faster. They were sent from the farthest place first, and the brothers and sisters of Ahua and Acao in the next village were the last.
As for the canopy, it didn't have such a good fate to sit in the carriage, but was tied to the roof by Nezha, enjoying the cold wind. Doesn't he like to take people to the sky like this, let him enjoy it too.
When I got home, I saw a white-skinned pig tied up in the yard. It was Chang'e.Nezha's guess was right, Tianpeng chose to block the entrance of the cave with boulders, trying to trap Nezha and Yang Jian to death inside, while Chang'e chose to escape and went directly to the village where Yang's family lived to find fault, and was also planning to arrest them. The hostage asked Yang Jian to obey his orders.
It's just unfortunate that Chang'e just fell into the yard of the Yang family, and before she had time to take Yang Tianyou and Yao Ji as hostages to threaten Yang Jian, she was whipped away by Ao Cunxin and then knocked off by Yang Chan. Then I enjoyed a meal of women's doubles mixed draw, and finally turned into a 'white pig' full of whips.
Now 'Black and White Shuangsha' are all arrested.
Li was looking at the black pig that Nezha threw on the ground, and then at the white pig in the yard, "Oh, my dear, it turned out to be two pig monsters!" Then he couldn't help muttering, "I don't know if this pig Would it be delicious if the demon used it to make roasted pigs?"
And there is no one who has this idea. When the verdict is announced, the excited crowd does not know who started to shout the slogan, and then a few villagers who were robbed by the "black and white double evil" They started yelling "Roast them, roast them!"
Canopy was completely terrified, "Say, say...all of this is none of my business, it's all Chang'e, she is the one who collects yang and nourishes yin, and she is the one who drains blood and drinks blood, I am innocent!"
On the contrary, Chang'e didn't say a word, and she didn't justify herself. In this way, she had lived enough of being a pig, and she had committed sins. Even if she died and was punished in hell, she endured it!As long as you don't get whipped again, everything will be fine!
Sure enough, it was only because of the shadow cast on the whip...
In the end, there is no need to explain the fate of the pig brothers and sisters in detail, as long as they know that after they were picked up by ghost messengers, the underworld could smell the aroma of barbecue for a long time. Would you like some cumin and black pepper?
Don't make trouble!
After Yang Jian and the others helped resolve the 'black and white double evil' matter, they stayed for a few days before preparing to return to Xuanyuan Tomb.And when they were about to leave, Ao Cunxin and Yang Chan couldn't help their stomach acid reflux and vomited. This was a big surprise for Yao Ji and Yang Tianyou, now they had grandchildren and grandchildren!
Of course, Yang Jian and Nezha were also very surprised. Is this a honeymoon baby?
Because Yang Chan and Nezha are both human beings, it's actually not a big problem for them to reproduce.
On the other hand, Yang Jian had prepared himself and Ao Cunxin for the difficulty of having a child because of the cross-race, and even had no offspring. He didn't expect such an unexpected joy, so he couldn't help but hold Ao Cunxin and turned around, "Cunxin , I am so happy!"
But Yang Jiao asked silently from the side, "The younger siblings will give birth to babies or eggs in the future?"
Hmm... This is indeed a good question, what do you think?
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