Pardon the Great Lord's Time Traveling[Comprehensive]
Chapter 418 Conferred God 30
Emperor Xuanyuan admired Yang Jian very much, and felt that he was a talent, honest and sincere, so he wanted to hear his thoughts, and if possible, he also wanted to keep him in the heavenly court.That's right, there is a shortage of talents in heaven, whether it's Jia She Dongfang, Lu Xiaofeng, Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng, he wants to keep them to work!
Brother Hou didn't know if he would like to stay in the Heavenly Court. He was such a master with an enemy of [-], and he didn't know if a flat peach garden could keep him.
As for other people, such as Huamanlou, they must be the God of Flowers!It would be good for Lu Xiaofeng to be the flower god's little flower boy.Ximen Chuixue Ye Gucheng is naturally a sword fairy, or a left sword god and a right sword fairy?
Dongfang is responsible for his beauty and strength, and I don't know why he should be named, but Emperor Xuanyuan hopes that he can become his heir. As for Jia She, he is probably a braggart, right?
What the hell is 'Blowing God'?And you just gave them the title of immortal, did they agree?
Yang Jian naturally wished to kill the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, but Jia She always said that killing people is too cheap, so they should be saved for torture!Then he looked at Emperor Xuanyuan, "These two are already mortals, so they are not allowed to stay in the heavenly court! They released the Tianhe River into the mortal world privately this time, turning the mulberry fields in the Taoshan area into a sea. I wonder if it is possible to return to the original Sangtian appearance?"
Hearing what Yang Jian said, Yang Chan also agreed with him, and couldn't help but nodded, that's right, it's too cheap for them to die!
Emperor Xuanyuan nodded, "Yes! Just do as you said!"
Seeing that the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother were about to be demoted to the mortal world, Brother Hou was very happy, and immediately volunteered to ask for orders, "I'll go and throw them to Taoshan!"
When the Queen Mother of the Jade Emperor heard what Yang Jian said about the treatment of the two of them, she almost stared out, you unfilial nephew!Now I think he is a nephew.
And when Emperor Xuanyuan agreed, the two of them had a mouthful of old blood on their chests. You call it eliminating dissidents, okay? Shouldn't you place us in the Heavenly Court for the sake of mercy, and make offerings for us so as to block the gap between us? The mouth of all the people in this world, so that they don't think that your name is not right?
It's just that they don't know that all the people in the world have sensed Tiandao's approval of Emperor Xuanyuan, and Tiandao has recognized it, so what is wrong with it?If they are not punished, it will be difficult to stop the mouths of the people, right?
Well, although Wanmin may not know it, they just want to punish them.
Yang Jian wanted to escort the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother to Taoshan in person, and let them suffer what their own mother had suffered, but he heard Emperor Xuanyuan say, "You go to the Xuanyuan Tomb and bring the souls of your parents and elder brothers here. I asked King Yama to arrange, and you personally send them into reincarnation!"
Thinking about it this way, his parents and elder brother are actually more important, so Yang Jian nodded and turned to go back to Xuanyuan Tomb.It's just that she hasn't left yet, but she was dragged by Yang Chan, and then she looked at Yang Chan's teary face, "Can't I bring my parents and brother back to life?"
If possible, Yang Jian also hopes that his parents and elder brother can come back to life again, so he can't help looking at Emperor Xuanyuan expectantly.
Before Emperor Xuanyuan could open his mouth, Brother Hou, who had experience in changing the book of life and death, spoke first, "Life and death have their own destiny. If you forcefully change the book of life and death, your parents and elder brothers, who were supposed to be able to live safely and smoothly in the next life, will become What's the point of living a rough life, but still alive? After all, you still hope that they can live better!" Thinking of the punishment his monkeys and grandchildren suffered because of the mistakes he made in a moment of confusion in his previous life, he couldn't help but A little more sad.
Hearing what Brother Hou said, Yang Chan's little face turned pale, she also didn't want her parents and elder brother to have a rough life!Helplessly looking at Yang Jian, on the one hand, he was reluctant to part with his parents and elder brother, fearing that they would forget himself and his elder brother after reincarnation, and on the other hand, feared that if they were forced to stay, they would... completely contradict each other!
The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother listened to their conversation, and at this moment she still had the heart to sow discord, "Yo yo~ This has taken over the heavens, and they don't even grant them a god, and they want people to go into reincarnation. one……"
"Pa..." Jia She was impatient to listen to the two talking. They were obviously prisoners, and he was still restless. He flicked the red snake whip, and it hit the Queen Mother of the Jade Emperor, and directly silenced them. Look at you Do you dare to beep!
The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, who hadn't felt pain for a long time, naturally didn't dare to beep again, and Jia She's whip didn't only hit their clothes like Yang Chan just now, but it hit their bodies with gravity. Beep, it hurts too much to speak!
Have they ever been so embarrassed? The two of them secretly gritted their teeth and endured it, thinking that after they descended to the mortal world, no matter how much they paid, they would die. If they took out the treasures they had caught over the years, they would definitely ask Chanjiao and the West. The Second Saint made a move to take down this group of rebels!
It's just that they don't know at all that after descending into the world, they will never leave Taoshan for half a step in their entire lives, even if they want to ask for help, they can't!
As for hoping to help Chanjiao and the two sages of the West, how could they be so foolish to fight against the Dao of Heaven? Instead, thinking that Emperor Xuanyuan was the Lord of the Heavenly Court at the beginning, he might need to rely on them more, and would not be as scheming as the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother , so they can get more benefits?Thinking about it this way, how could they pay attention to the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, who is ambitious but lacking in strength?
Brother Hou didn't bother to listen to the words of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother any more, so he directly used spells to silence the voices of the two of them, and then carried them to the mortal world and flew directly to Taoshan, preparing to exile them there.
Yang Jian looked at Yang Chan worriedly, for fear that she would be bewitched by the words of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother. If the gods can rely on some relationship to say something and seal it immediately, wouldn't the Heavenly Court be messed up, whatever the relationship? If everyone can be a god no matter they are good or bad, the heaven will be full in the future, right?
Yang Chan tugged at Yang Jian's sleeve, "Don't worry, brother, when I'm the one who can't wake up, I know how to be good to my parents and my elder brother! And my mother's wish all along is Be an ordinary person, be with daddy! As a child, no matter how reluctant I am, I know I shouldn't go against her will!" Then I sniffed again, "I just don't want them, cry for a while Just fine!"
If Nezha hadn't brought seven bear gourds to watch the heavenly soldiers and generals who surrendered outside Xuanyuan Hall, seeing Yang Chan crying now, he would have to cry and howl together.
What a blessing to have avoided a cry!
However, because Yang Chan wanted to spend more time with her parents and elder brother, she followed Yang Jian back to Xuanyuan Tomb.
Sensing Tiandao's recognition of Emperor Xuanyuan, most of the heavenly soldiers and generals also acknowledged the fact that Emperor Xuanyuan is now the Lord of the Heavenly Court.
Some of these heavenly soldiers and generals existed during the Heavenly Court of the Emperor Jun Yao Clan. They were originally members of the Monster Clan. Understand.They were originally restricted, and they obeyed whoever was the master of the heaven.
Except for a few confidantes of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and the heavenly soldiers and generals who were not banned, the others obediently obeyed the orders of Xuanyuanfen and gathered together to wait for Emperor Xuanyuan's dispatch.
Soon, the messy heavenly court returned to its orderly appearance. Those who should be trained went to patrol, those who should guard the gate, and those heavenly soldiers and generals who worked for the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother were all imprisoned, ready to At that time, break into the animal road as a punishment!
Fortunately, Jia Shedong and the others at Xuanyuan's grave did not care about it after they failed to attack the Heavenly Court. Otherwise, Emperor Xuanyuan really couldn't care about this mess!
Brother Hou threw the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother to Taoshan and then returned to the Heavenly Court. Anyway, he imposed a ban on the two of them not to leave Taoshan for half a step, and ordered the land and mountain gods in the Taoshan area to supervise them, so he had nothing to worry about. !
Since then, there has been a couple of old men and women in Taoshan. They only blame each other every day, but they still have to work. To drain the water in Taoshan and turn the sea into mulberry fields, it will not be done overnight. of!
Moreover, they are supervised by the land god of the mountain, and they have lost all their mana and supernatural power. They can't do anything if they want to be lazy or escape. They can only suffer day by day to atone for the sins they committed.Although they didn't have the awareness to atone for their sins, they just felt that they were "a tiger falling in Pingyang and being bullied by a dog", and Emperor Xuanyuan ruled out dissidents!
I can only secretly curse Emperor Xuanyuan for being taken down by Chanjiao or the Second Saint of the West, and by the way, pray that I can return to the heaven one day!
After returning to Heaven, Brother Monkey volunteered to propose to Emperor Xuanyuan that he would take his monkeys and grandchildren to manage Pantao Garden!Now, he is very happy to be asked to be the 'Monkey King' who manages the Pantao Garden!
Emperor Xuanyuan knew that he must want the Peach Garden, so he nodded with a smile, "Go, the Peach Garden will be yours from now on! You can put your Huaguo Mountain in the Peach Garden!"
Brother Hou was completely surprised. His long-cherished wish of occupying a corner of the heaven was fulfilled in this way. He originally wanted to save face for Emperor Xuanyuan by moving Huaguo Mountain back! "It's just this cave?"
"No problem!" Now that Emperor Xuanyuan is in charge of the Heavenly Court, after the Heavenly Cave, he will naturally be able to control and seal the Heavenly Cave, and Tianhe has already returned to his original appearance because of his control of the Heavenly Court, and will no longer wreak havoc in the Heavenly Court. "Just move Huaguo Mountain away, and the cave will be sealed that day."
"That's good, that's good!" Brother Monkey immediately ran out of Xuanyuan Hall happily, "Children, go back to Huaguo Mountain with the Great Sage and me. From now on, the peach garden will be ours!"
So everyone in the hall heard the cheers of monkey grandchildren.
King Yu Tamarin silently brought his golden monkeys to join Brother Monkey's team. We are also monkeys and we also love peaches, and we can also make monkey wine, so please accept us, Dasheng!
Does this count as treason?
Emperor Xuanyuan smiled and shook his head, with such a group of monkeys in the heavenly court, he wouldn't be too lonely!He felt that Jia She and Dongfang definitely didn't want to stay in the Heavenly Court, and how could the boss Tongtian Sect Master be willing to let him go? Just the big brothers from Feixian Island, you should consider staying in the Heavenly Court!
Whether it's Lu Xiaofeng, or Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng, Emperor Xuanyuan doesn't need to mention them, they also want to stay in the Heavenly Court.
After the few of them broke the void, they also went to many worlds.
It's good that Lu Xiaofeng is full of flowers, both of them are people who like to play around, so they have seen different worlds, and even joined and managed the Xiuxian sect, and even rescued an ancient immortal together.
But Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng are completely homeboys. After the first time they broke the void, they had to see a different world out of curiosity. After breaking the void, the two of them completely stayed at home and practiced, especially After getting Feixian Island, he has been nesting in Feixian Island.
Whether they are nerds or not, they are basically stuck in their own world, and have never participated in such a large-scale action to save the common people like this time.And after this incident, they also gave birth to a lot of insights, and felt that they should do their part for the common people in this world.
So staying in the Heavenly Court and assisting Emperor Xuanyuan was the idea of the four of them together. To them, it really didn't matter whether they should be gods or not.If they don't become gods, they can continue to shatter the void to see different scenery. If they become gods, they might lose their freedom.But even so, they are happy with it!
Not only the four of them, but also Lin Pingzhi and Ao Lie felt the same way, especially Lin Pingzhi, who had received Yihua Palace from Dongfang and had done some charitable work, even more so. I feel like I should do my part.As for Ao Lie, of course he felt that wherever his junior brother was, he would be there!
Who is your junior brother, I am obviously a senior brother!Lin Pingzhi immediately blew up...
Eh... is this the time to worry about this?
So before Emperor Xuanyuan opened his mouth, Lu Xiaofeng and the others directly bowed to Emperor Xuanyuan, "We are willing to serve the emperor!"
Hearing their voluntary invitation, Emperor Xuanyuan was moved to the point of tears, "Okay, okay, it's my great fortune to have your help, and the great fortune of the people in the world!" The title said it.
"Huamanlou is the god of flowers, so Lu Xiaofeng should be a flower girl!"
So Hua Manlou smiled, and wondered if he could completely suppress Lu Xiaofeng, not bad!And Lu Xiaofeng looked aggrieved, why am I a flower girl?
"Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng are the God of the Left Sword and the Immortal of the Right Sword!"
This title seems a bit blind... Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng can only thank you...
"Lin Pingzhi and Ao Lie, you can stay with your master and help them for the time being!"
After all, he hasn't figured out the title yet...
As for their duties and responsibilities, they should go where they need to go!
So the God of Flowers doesn't care about flowers, and the God of Swords doesn't care about swords. What's the point of this title?
Just call it nice?Is it really okay to be so casual?
Dongfang and Jia She bowed their hands to Emperor Xuanyuan, and they were too convinced. The two Naming Fei completely admired Xuanyuan Emperor's naming skills!
So Emperor Xuanyuan looked at Jia She, don't you really think about the title of 'Blowing God'?As for the East, maybe we can come up with a title from the West, such as "Goddess Athena" that emphasizes both beauty and wisdom, or "Goddess Venus" that emphasizes both love and beauty?
Come on, 'Athena' and 'Venus' are more confusing than 'Blowing God', okay?Don't mix in other weird myths!
Emperor Xuanyuan took a look at Jia Amnesty, and he smiled foolishly, "Dijun, we will keep Xuanyuan's tomb well!" So the Heavenly Court doesn't need to consider us!
Emperor Xuanyuan also knew that Jia She and the others didn't want to stay in the Heavenly Court, but he didn't expect him to find such an excuse to help him look at the grave, which felt a bit subtle!He smiled and said, "I won't force you! But in the future..."
Dongfang didn't need Emperor Xuanyuan to finish his sentence, "Xuanyuan Tomb is naturally protecting the mortal world and the common people for the Heavenly Court! If there is any need for the Heavenly Court, Xuanyuan Tomb will never hesitate!"
Jia She didn't expect Dongfang to be able to say such flattering words, tsk tsk, what a shame!Of course, he also had to bow his hands, "That's the reason!" It was the expression that Dongfang was right.
Then what are you still complaining about him?
So flattery or something, you are each other, right?
Emperor Xuanyuan thought Jia She and Dongfang were very interesting, he hadn't seen such a vivid person in a long time!
Then he thought of the other two friends who were with him in Jiuchongtian, and one of them had something to do with Nu Wa who was plotting against him. It was quite complicated to think about it.The three of them have been trapped in Jiuchongtian for many years, are they all designed by Nuwa?I don't know if I can get them out of the Nine Heavens, or do they need opportunities just like me?
Before he could think of how to get the two friends out of Jiuchongtian, he heard a woman screaming, and then a white figure fell in with a bang. The person who threw him was naturally guarding the door. The incomprehensible Nezha.
After Nezha threw her into Xuanyuan Hall, he also walked in, "I want to report to the Emperor, this person is sneaking around outside the hall, and her intentions are wrong, so I will take her down, please forgive me!"
The white figure raised his head after groaning, saw Jia She at a glance, and quickly crawled to his side, grabbed his trouser leg, "Yang Jian, I am Chang'e, I have no malicious intentions, and I have no intention of mischief! Please help me , I'm really innocent!" As he spoke, he glanced at Emperor Xuanyuan with a soft and weak look, although he is older, if he takes a fancy to himself and makes himself the Queen of Heaven, that would be great yes!
Emperor Xuanyuan looked at Chang'e's virtue and couldn't help getting goosebumps all over his body. What is this woman trying to do? Are her eyes cramped? I don't know how to see a doctor either!And why did she call Jia Amnesty Yang Jian? What's the situation?He couldn't help seeing Jia Amnesty's puzzled look.He didn't know how the Taoshan incident developed, so he didn't know that Jia She and Yang Jian teamed up to trick Chang'e.
Jia Amnesty's waist was pinched by Dongfang when Chang'e was grabbing her own trouser leg. The pain caused his face to contort, and he wished to kick Chang'e away. Seeing that she is seducing Emperor Xuanyuan now, he also felt this. Women are so courageous!
Of course, I have to wink at Dongfang, I am innocent, really innocent!Your Lady Queen, please let me go!Finally, Dongfang let go, and because Chang'e wanted to seduce Emperor Xuanyuan, she let go of Jia She's trouser leg long ago. Only then did he heave a sigh of relief, and his trousers almost fell off!
Of course, for Emperor Xuanyuan's doubts, Jia Amnesty had no choice but to touch his nose and laugh a few times. She is blind, and I kindly cooperated with the acting. Am I wrong?
But before he could explain to Emperor Xuanyuan, a figure rushed in and yelled at Emperor Xuanyuan, "Fairy Chang'e is innocent, please learn from me!"
The sound was so loud that the ears of Jia She and the others started to ring. Where did this person come from?
Brother Monkey returned to Xuanyuan Hall after he settled his monkeys and grandchildren. Seeing the yelling person, he was happy again. Isn't this his former "Second Junior Brother"? Infatuated! "Hey, isn't this the Marshal Canopy who is in charge of the Tianhe [-] Navy, you are crazy about Fairy Chang'e!" Do you want to ask Emperor Xuanyuan to help them?Back then, I suffered a lot from this 'Second Junior Brother', so how can I go back if I don't take revenge?
That's right, the one who came to intercede is Marshal Canopy!He naturally belonged to the surrendered group, and he felt that he was in charge of the Tianhe [-] navy, and Emperor Xuanyuan couldn't do without him, so his position must be secure.
Even though he has done a lot of things to help the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, he still has no trace of fear at all, and is even a little dissatisfied that Nezha asked himself to wait at the door to be dealt with. Shouldn't he be directly appointed a high official? The Generalissimo of Soldiers and Horses also made it!
Canopy was still thinking about it, so he saw Chang'e who was watching secretly from the sidelines. Now that her appearance had returned to its original state and the fatal rash had faded away, he naturally felt that he had fallen in love again.
Seeing Chang'e being caught by Nezha and thrown into Emperor Xuanyuan, how could he remain indifferent? As the future favorite of Emperor Xuanyuan, he felt that he still had this face in front of him, so he immediately threw himself into Xuanyuan Palace, but he didn't Knowing who stumbled and fell all over the ground, but I had to yell to express my sincerity to Chang'e!
Chang'e was so yelled at by the canopy that her entire face turned green, and seeing the expressions of everyone in the hall that he was such an infatuated good man, she vomited blood even more in her heart, wishing to stay away from him and express herself It has nothing to do with him!
There are so many men in this palace, who will lose him, the gentle type (Hua Manlou), the bad man and ruffian type (Lu Xiaofeng), the iceberg type (Ximen Chuuxue and Lu Xiaofeng), the domineering emperor type (Xuanyuan Emperor), The heroic youth type (Lin Pingzhi, Ao Lie, and Da Lao) and the good man type (Jia She) are completely dazzling and heart-stirring. I really don’t know how to choose!
I don't know where Chang'e thinks that Jia She is a good man?
Of course, Chang'e loathed Dongfang, who was extraordinarily beautiful, and felt that he was here to rob her of her radiance and her position as queen, so she had to secretly stare at him a few times, which made Dongfang completely incomprehensible.
Jia Amnesty picked Dongfang's palms, nodded his head, and whispered in his ear, "She has a problem with her mind, please ignore her!"
You know, the old man's whispering skills are really superb, basically no one in the whole hall can't hear him whispering to Dongfang, and they couldn't help but twitched the corners of their mouths, thank you for reminding me!
Chang'e always thinks highly of herself and feels good about herself, and she doesn't think that what Jia She said just now is talking about herself, but only thinks that he is talking about the canopy, so she can't help but also nodded. There is indeed something wrong with his mind, completely Can't understand human language!
Everyone in Xuanyuan Palace... This woman really has a problem with her mind.
At this time, Chang'e had already knelt and showed her most graceful figure, and looked at Emperor Xuanyuan shyly and timidly, "The little fairy just admires the emperor, so I took the liberty to come here, please learn from the emperor!" Then she prostrated herself, revealing herself White swan neck.
Emperor Xuanyuan was completely aroused with goose bumps all over his body. Why is there such a woman? It really is because he has too little experience!Open your eyes wide, completely unable to understand why Chang'e did this.
It's just that in Chang'e's eyes, his expression was so amazed by himself, he was completely complacent, thinking that Emperor Xuanyuan would make himself a queen in the next moment, and even took a provocative look at Dongfang, deciding to wait until later. banish him from heaven.
Dongfang felt his hands were itchy, what should he do if he wanted to take out the embroidery needle and prick someone?He can't understand why there are such women in this world, it simply lowers the overall level of women!
As for Tianpeng, when he heard Chang'e say this, he was completely in disbelief. He thought that there was a tacit understanding between them, but they were forced to be together by the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother!Yes, yes, she must be angry and blame herself because she was scared by her face before, it must be like this!
Then she looked at Chang'e with a look of deep regret, "Chang'e, I know you are blaming me, I was wrong, I shouldn't be scared when I see your face! You will always be that touch in my heart The most beautiful white moonlight, you have to believe in my sincerity!" Even holding Chang'e's hand involuntarily, her hand was still as white and tender as ever, just like a pig's trotter...
What kind of bad adjective is this?
Chang'e naturally shook off Canopy's hand with a look of disgust, since when did my old lady have anything to do with you?If it wasn't for the need to maintain her image, she would have wanted to yell at her directly!
But at this moment, she could only speak softly, aggrieved, "What did the marshal say, Xiaoxian couldn't understand at all? Xiaoxian has always maintained a clean life in Guanghan Palace, when will I be with you..." As she spoke, it was unavoidable He choked up, as if he had insulted his innocence, but he still wanted to look up at Emperor Xuanyuan, and confess to him that he was really innocent!
There are so many plays!
Emperor Xuanyuan was also feeling uncomfortable, not at all like acting with Chang'e, okay?He turned his head directly, unwilling to meet her eyes.
However, he never expected that Chang'e would take him as shy when he avoided suspicion like this, how cute it is!
……
But the canopy looks like it's collapsed, obviously we always look at the stars together, look at the moon, talk, chat and hold little hands, why are you denying it now?It was just a moment to comfort herself, yes, yes, she must still be blaming herself, blaming herself for not being firm enough to say such words!So he started to slap himself frantically, "Chang'e, I was wrong, please forgive me!"
Even when she saw the canopy fanning herself like a pig's head, Chang'e remained indifferent, and she was not blind. There are so many handsome and handsome men in this temple, why should they fall in love with a fat head and big ears like you, who are from the former heaven? Marshal, now the Emperor's subordinates have no future at all!
At this time, Chang'e forgot that she was also a fairy from the former heaven, and she went down to earth to hook up with Yang Jian under the order of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, but it was unsuccessful, right?
It's just that this drama was full of ups and downs. Jia She and his group wanted to sit down and eat melon seeds to watch how this bloody drama would be performed. Why did they think it was quite exciting?It's just a bit of a waste of time.
At this time, Emperor Xuanyuan was still thinking about his two friends in Jiuchongtian, and how Yang Jian and Yang Chan hadn't come back after going to Xuanyuan's grave for so long, so he was even more impatient to hear Chang'e and Tianpeng coming and going. It's heartfelt, it's so greasy, I can't stand it anymore!
He waved his hand directly, "Come here, since these two people are so affectionate and righteous, I will not be the villain who obstructs them, so I will remove their immortal bones and send them to the mortal world to be a couple!"
With which eye do you see the deep love between Chang'e and Tianpeng?
Chang'e is not willing to give up the good life in heaven, especially with Tianpeng, a person she despises so much, she is even more unwilling!He quickly looked at Emperor Xuanyuan with tears in his eyes, "Xiaoxian only has endless reverence for the emperor in his heart, and he can't let go of others. I beg the emperor to leave a small corner for Xiaoxian in the heaven, so that Xiaoxian can look up at the emperor. That's it!"
As soon as she said this, don't say that Emperor Xuanyuan has a bad cold, Jia She also has a bad cold, let me go, this kind of routine is really applicable to any situation at any time, her next sentence will not Are you going to say something like 'willing to be a kitten or a puppy'?
Jia She had just finished thinking this way, when Chang'e continued, "Xiaoxian has nothing else to ask, but to be a kitten and puppy by Dijun's side!"
Sure enough... routine...
Jia Amnesty and Dongfang couldn't help staring at Emperor Xuanyuan to see if he would fall for the trick.
Emperor Xuanyuan has black lines all over his head, am I so easy to be recruited, is my will so unstable?Although I did feel a little moved just now...
Of course, what moved Emperor Xuanyuan was that he liked kittens and puppies. Maybe when he was free, he could take a kitten to raise. If so, wouldn't he be a 'Tmall'?
Ah, is the author advertising?Hey, hey...don't make trouble, wake up!
On the other hand, Tianpeng is now in the deep despair of losing love, tears streaming down his face, looking at Chang'e in pain, his eyes seem to be accusing her of changing her heart, her ruthlessness, you have changed, how did you become such a woman ?
Perhaps she had always been such a woman?
There are still so many things to deal with right now, and Emperor Xuanyuan didn't want to waste any more time because of the two of them, so he just waved his hands, and Peng Mowang and Bai Honghuo directly led their respective teams, preparing to take Chang'e and Tianpeng down.
Chang'e was fine, except for struggling and begging, she had no ability to resist. On the contrary, the canopy suddenly exploded, calling out the nine-toothed rake, and was about to throw it at Emperor Xuanyuan, as if smashing him to death, she would be able to Chang'e will be able to fall in love with him when she becomes the emperor of heaven.
Alas, asking what love is in the world makes people so stupid!
Without the help of Jia She and others, Emperor Xuanyuan just flicked his fingers, and the canopy flew away, and fell directly from the cave that had not fully healed into the mortal world, into the pigsty.
Maybe this is his fate?
Seeing that the canopy had already descended, Chang'e wondered if she could not descend, so she looked expectantly at Emperor Xuanyuan, Peng Mowang and Bai Honghuo, two little brothers, please let me go, please! !The tearful mode has never been turned off.
Sure enough, oh, you'd better be a mortal honestly, after all, your tears are too annoying!Where are Peng Demon King and Bai Honghuo the kind of monsters who will pity the fragrance and cherish the jade and understand the tears of women? Throwing down, just happened to fall into the same pigsty with Tianpeng.
The fate of the two is really destined, right?
Hanging, talking, Tianpeng was very happy, but Chang'e couldn't be happy at all, talking...
At this time, Yama of the ten halls also came, obeying Emperor Xuanyuan's words, dragging the heavenly soldiers and generals to be dealt with into the underworld, and throwing them into the six realms of reincarnation or various hells according to their sins. In the end, there was only one hall of Yama, Qin Guang. Wang still stayed in Xuanyuan Hall, waiting for Emperor Xuanyuan's order.
Brother Hou looked at King Qin Guang, how many times he had quarreled with him in his previous life, and he also sued himself a lot, and he didn't know where his life and death book was kept and whether he protected it well, be careful that he will be torn up again later!
King Qin Guang was stared at by Brother Hou, and he couldn't help touching the book of life and death in his arms. Does he always feel cool?It's really puzzling why I still feel cold even though the underworld is so cold!
Emperor Xuanyuan looked at Jia She, "How come Yang Jian and Yang Chan haven't come back after going to Xuanyuan's grave for so long?"
Jia Amnesty deduced it habitually, but found that the secret of the sky was blocked. What happened, he couldn't help feeling a little uneasy, so he said, "The situation is not good, I'll go and see, and help them!"
Dongfang naturally refused to let Jia Amnesty go alone, seeing that his face was not right, he knew that the situation was not good, so he naturally wanted to follow, "I will go with you too!"
Seeing Jia She and Dongfang's prudent looks, Emperor Xuanyuan was also a little uneasy. His friend is proficient in deduction, but unfortunately he is not. Seeing this situation, he couldn't help being a little serious, "But what happened?"
Jia She shook his head, "I don't know who blocked the heavenly secrets, so that people can't find out at all! Maybe my magic power is low, and the person who blocked the heavenly secrets is far above me, so..."
When the others heard this, they naturally became more serious, and they all showed their weapons and said, "We will go too!" This is the state of going to a gang fight!And the Xuanyuan army outside the hall has already assembled immediately, and they are ready to fight together in minutes. It's a big battle!
Seeing this posture, King Qin Guang couldn't help but raised his hand and wiped the cold sweat off his head with his sleeve. He felt that something important had happened to him. Gong!
Hmm... You, the current supreme leader of the underworld, if you don't stay, who else can you keep?
Brother Hou didn't know if he would like to stay in the Heavenly Court. He was such a master with an enemy of [-], and he didn't know if a flat peach garden could keep him.
As for other people, such as Huamanlou, they must be the God of Flowers!It would be good for Lu Xiaofeng to be the flower god's little flower boy.Ximen Chuixue Ye Gucheng is naturally a sword fairy, or a left sword god and a right sword fairy?
Dongfang is responsible for his beauty and strength, and I don't know why he should be named, but Emperor Xuanyuan hopes that he can become his heir. As for Jia She, he is probably a braggart, right?
What the hell is 'Blowing God'?And you just gave them the title of immortal, did they agree?
Yang Jian naturally wished to kill the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, but Jia She always said that killing people is too cheap, so they should be saved for torture!Then he looked at Emperor Xuanyuan, "These two are already mortals, so they are not allowed to stay in the heavenly court! They released the Tianhe River into the mortal world privately this time, turning the mulberry fields in the Taoshan area into a sea. I wonder if it is possible to return to the original Sangtian appearance?"
Hearing what Yang Jian said, Yang Chan also agreed with him, and couldn't help but nodded, that's right, it's too cheap for them to die!
Emperor Xuanyuan nodded, "Yes! Just do as you said!"
Seeing that the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother were about to be demoted to the mortal world, Brother Hou was very happy, and immediately volunteered to ask for orders, "I'll go and throw them to Taoshan!"
When the Queen Mother of the Jade Emperor heard what Yang Jian said about the treatment of the two of them, she almost stared out, you unfilial nephew!Now I think he is a nephew.
And when Emperor Xuanyuan agreed, the two of them had a mouthful of old blood on their chests. You call it eliminating dissidents, okay? Shouldn't you place us in the Heavenly Court for the sake of mercy, and make offerings for us so as to block the gap between us? The mouth of all the people in this world, so that they don't think that your name is not right?
It's just that they don't know that all the people in the world have sensed Tiandao's approval of Emperor Xuanyuan, and Tiandao has recognized it, so what is wrong with it?If they are not punished, it will be difficult to stop the mouths of the people, right?
Well, although Wanmin may not know it, they just want to punish them.
Yang Jian wanted to escort the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother to Taoshan in person, and let them suffer what their own mother had suffered, but he heard Emperor Xuanyuan say, "You go to the Xuanyuan Tomb and bring the souls of your parents and elder brothers here. I asked King Yama to arrange, and you personally send them into reincarnation!"
Thinking about it this way, his parents and elder brother are actually more important, so Yang Jian nodded and turned to go back to Xuanyuan Tomb.It's just that she hasn't left yet, but she was dragged by Yang Chan, and then she looked at Yang Chan's teary face, "Can't I bring my parents and brother back to life?"
If possible, Yang Jian also hopes that his parents and elder brother can come back to life again, so he can't help looking at Emperor Xuanyuan expectantly.
Before Emperor Xuanyuan could open his mouth, Brother Hou, who had experience in changing the book of life and death, spoke first, "Life and death have their own destiny. If you forcefully change the book of life and death, your parents and elder brothers, who were supposed to be able to live safely and smoothly in the next life, will become What's the point of living a rough life, but still alive? After all, you still hope that they can live better!" Thinking of the punishment his monkeys and grandchildren suffered because of the mistakes he made in a moment of confusion in his previous life, he couldn't help but A little more sad.
Hearing what Brother Hou said, Yang Chan's little face turned pale, she also didn't want her parents and elder brother to have a rough life!Helplessly looking at Yang Jian, on the one hand, he was reluctant to part with his parents and elder brother, fearing that they would forget himself and his elder brother after reincarnation, and on the other hand, feared that if they were forced to stay, they would... completely contradict each other!
The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother listened to their conversation, and at this moment she still had the heart to sow discord, "Yo yo~ This has taken over the heavens, and they don't even grant them a god, and they want people to go into reincarnation. one……"
"Pa..." Jia She was impatient to listen to the two talking. They were obviously prisoners, and he was still restless. He flicked the red snake whip, and it hit the Queen Mother of the Jade Emperor, and directly silenced them. Look at you Do you dare to beep!
The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, who hadn't felt pain for a long time, naturally didn't dare to beep again, and Jia She's whip didn't only hit their clothes like Yang Chan just now, but it hit their bodies with gravity. Beep, it hurts too much to speak!
Have they ever been so embarrassed? The two of them secretly gritted their teeth and endured it, thinking that after they descended to the mortal world, no matter how much they paid, they would die. If they took out the treasures they had caught over the years, they would definitely ask Chanjiao and the West. The Second Saint made a move to take down this group of rebels!
It's just that they don't know at all that after descending into the world, they will never leave Taoshan for half a step in their entire lives, even if they want to ask for help, they can't!
As for hoping to help Chanjiao and the two sages of the West, how could they be so foolish to fight against the Dao of Heaven? Instead, thinking that Emperor Xuanyuan was the Lord of the Heavenly Court at the beginning, he might need to rely on them more, and would not be as scheming as the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother , so they can get more benefits?Thinking about it this way, how could they pay attention to the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, who is ambitious but lacking in strength?
Brother Hou didn't bother to listen to the words of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother any more, so he directly used spells to silence the voices of the two of them, and then carried them to the mortal world and flew directly to Taoshan, preparing to exile them there.
Yang Jian looked at Yang Chan worriedly, for fear that she would be bewitched by the words of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother. If the gods can rely on some relationship to say something and seal it immediately, wouldn't the Heavenly Court be messed up, whatever the relationship? If everyone can be a god no matter they are good or bad, the heaven will be full in the future, right?
Yang Chan tugged at Yang Jian's sleeve, "Don't worry, brother, when I'm the one who can't wake up, I know how to be good to my parents and my elder brother! And my mother's wish all along is Be an ordinary person, be with daddy! As a child, no matter how reluctant I am, I know I shouldn't go against her will!" Then I sniffed again, "I just don't want them, cry for a while Just fine!"
If Nezha hadn't brought seven bear gourds to watch the heavenly soldiers and generals who surrendered outside Xuanyuan Hall, seeing Yang Chan crying now, he would have to cry and howl together.
What a blessing to have avoided a cry!
However, because Yang Chan wanted to spend more time with her parents and elder brother, she followed Yang Jian back to Xuanyuan Tomb.
Sensing Tiandao's recognition of Emperor Xuanyuan, most of the heavenly soldiers and generals also acknowledged the fact that Emperor Xuanyuan is now the Lord of the Heavenly Court.
Some of these heavenly soldiers and generals existed during the Heavenly Court of the Emperor Jun Yao Clan. They were originally members of the Monster Clan. Understand.They were originally restricted, and they obeyed whoever was the master of the heaven.
Except for a few confidantes of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and the heavenly soldiers and generals who were not banned, the others obediently obeyed the orders of Xuanyuanfen and gathered together to wait for Emperor Xuanyuan's dispatch.
Soon, the messy heavenly court returned to its orderly appearance. Those who should be trained went to patrol, those who should guard the gate, and those heavenly soldiers and generals who worked for the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother were all imprisoned, ready to At that time, break into the animal road as a punishment!
Fortunately, Jia Shedong and the others at Xuanyuan's grave did not care about it after they failed to attack the Heavenly Court. Otherwise, Emperor Xuanyuan really couldn't care about this mess!
Brother Hou threw the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother to Taoshan and then returned to the Heavenly Court. Anyway, he imposed a ban on the two of them not to leave Taoshan for half a step, and ordered the land and mountain gods in the Taoshan area to supervise them, so he had nothing to worry about. !
Since then, there has been a couple of old men and women in Taoshan. They only blame each other every day, but they still have to work. To drain the water in Taoshan and turn the sea into mulberry fields, it will not be done overnight. of!
Moreover, they are supervised by the land god of the mountain, and they have lost all their mana and supernatural power. They can't do anything if they want to be lazy or escape. They can only suffer day by day to atone for the sins they committed.Although they didn't have the awareness to atone for their sins, they just felt that they were "a tiger falling in Pingyang and being bullied by a dog", and Emperor Xuanyuan ruled out dissidents!
I can only secretly curse Emperor Xuanyuan for being taken down by Chanjiao or the Second Saint of the West, and by the way, pray that I can return to the heaven one day!
After returning to Heaven, Brother Monkey volunteered to propose to Emperor Xuanyuan that he would take his monkeys and grandchildren to manage Pantao Garden!Now, he is very happy to be asked to be the 'Monkey King' who manages the Pantao Garden!
Emperor Xuanyuan knew that he must want the Peach Garden, so he nodded with a smile, "Go, the Peach Garden will be yours from now on! You can put your Huaguo Mountain in the Peach Garden!"
Brother Hou was completely surprised. His long-cherished wish of occupying a corner of the heaven was fulfilled in this way. He originally wanted to save face for Emperor Xuanyuan by moving Huaguo Mountain back! "It's just this cave?"
"No problem!" Now that Emperor Xuanyuan is in charge of the Heavenly Court, after the Heavenly Cave, he will naturally be able to control and seal the Heavenly Cave, and Tianhe has already returned to his original appearance because of his control of the Heavenly Court, and will no longer wreak havoc in the Heavenly Court. "Just move Huaguo Mountain away, and the cave will be sealed that day."
"That's good, that's good!" Brother Monkey immediately ran out of Xuanyuan Hall happily, "Children, go back to Huaguo Mountain with the Great Sage and me. From now on, the peach garden will be ours!"
So everyone in the hall heard the cheers of monkey grandchildren.
King Yu Tamarin silently brought his golden monkeys to join Brother Monkey's team. We are also monkeys and we also love peaches, and we can also make monkey wine, so please accept us, Dasheng!
Does this count as treason?
Emperor Xuanyuan smiled and shook his head, with such a group of monkeys in the heavenly court, he wouldn't be too lonely!He felt that Jia She and Dongfang definitely didn't want to stay in the Heavenly Court, and how could the boss Tongtian Sect Master be willing to let him go? Just the big brothers from Feixian Island, you should consider staying in the Heavenly Court!
Whether it's Lu Xiaofeng, or Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng, Emperor Xuanyuan doesn't need to mention them, they also want to stay in the Heavenly Court.
After the few of them broke the void, they also went to many worlds.
It's good that Lu Xiaofeng is full of flowers, both of them are people who like to play around, so they have seen different worlds, and even joined and managed the Xiuxian sect, and even rescued an ancient immortal together.
But Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng are completely homeboys. After the first time they broke the void, they had to see a different world out of curiosity. After breaking the void, the two of them completely stayed at home and practiced, especially After getting Feixian Island, he has been nesting in Feixian Island.
Whether they are nerds or not, they are basically stuck in their own world, and have never participated in such a large-scale action to save the common people like this time.And after this incident, they also gave birth to a lot of insights, and felt that they should do their part for the common people in this world.
So staying in the Heavenly Court and assisting Emperor Xuanyuan was the idea of the four of them together. To them, it really didn't matter whether they should be gods or not.If they don't become gods, they can continue to shatter the void to see different scenery. If they become gods, they might lose their freedom.But even so, they are happy with it!
Not only the four of them, but also Lin Pingzhi and Ao Lie felt the same way, especially Lin Pingzhi, who had received Yihua Palace from Dongfang and had done some charitable work, even more so. I feel like I should do my part.As for Ao Lie, of course he felt that wherever his junior brother was, he would be there!
Who is your junior brother, I am obviously a senior brother!Lin Pingzhi immediately blew up...
Eh... is this the time to worry about this?
So before Emperor Xuanyuan opened his mouth, Lu Xiaofeng and the others directly bowed to Emperor Xuanyuan, "We are willing to serve the emperor!"
Hearing their voluntary invitation, Emperor Xuanyuan was moved to the point of tears, "Okay, okay, it's my great fortune to have your help, and the great fortune of the people in the world!" The title said it.
"Huamanlou is the god of flowers, so Lu Xiaofeng should be a flower girl!"
So Hua Manlou smiled, and wondered if he could completely suppress Lu Xiaofeng, not bad!And Lu Xiaofeng looked aggrieved, why am I a flower girl?
"Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng are the God of the Left Sword and the Immortal of the Right Sword!"
This title seems a bit blind... Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng can only thank you...
"Lin Pingzhi and Ao Lie, you can stay with your master and help them for the time being!"
After all, he hasn't figured out the title yet...
As for their duties and responsibilities, they should go where they need to go!
So the God of Flowers doesn't care about flowers, and the God of Swords doesn't care about swords. What's the point of this title?
Just call it nice?Is it really okay to be so casual?
Dongfang and Jia She bowed their hands to Emperor Xuanyuan, and they were too convinced. The two Naming Fei completely admired Xuanyuan Emperor's naming skills!
So Emperor Xuanyuan looked at Jia She, don't you really think about the title of 'Blowing God'?As for the East, maybe we can come up with a title from the West, such as "Goddess Athena" that emphasizes both beauty and wisdom, or "Goddess Venus" that emphasizes both love and beauty?
Come on, 'Athena' and 'Venus' are more confusing than 'Blowing God', okay?Don't mix in other weird myths!
Emperor Xuanyuan took a look at Jia Amnesty, and he smiled foolishly, "Dijun, we will keep Xuanyuan's tomb well!" So the Heavenly Court doesn't need to consider us!
Emperor Xuanyuan also knew that Jia She and the others didn't want to stay in the Heavenly Court, but he didn't expect him to find such an excuse to help him look at the grave, which felt a bit subtle!He smiled and said, "I won't force you! But in the future..."
Dongfang didn't need Emperor Xuanyuan to finish his sentence, "Xuanyuan Tomb is naturally protecting the mortal world and the common people for the Heavenly Court! If there is any need for the Heavenly Court, Xuanyuan Tomb will never hesitate!"
Jia She didn't expect Dongfang to be able to say such flattering words, tsk tsk, what a shame!Of course, he also had to bow his hands, "That's the reason!" It was the expression that Dongfang was right.
Then what are you still complaining about him?
So flattery or something, you are each other, right?
Emperor Xuanyuan thought Jia She and Dongfang were very interesting, he hadn't seen such a vivid person in a long time!
Then he thought of the other two friends who were with him in Jiuchongtian, and one of them had something to do with Nu Wa who was plotting against him. It was quite complicated to think about it.The three of them have been trapped in Jiuchongtian for many years, are they all designed by Nuwa?I don't know if I can get them out of the Nine Heavens, or do they need opportunities just like me?
Before he could think of how to get the two friends out of Jiuchongtian, he heard a woman screaming, and then a white figure fell in with a bang. The person who threw him was naturally guarding the door. The incomprehensible Nezha.
After Nezha threw her into Xuanyuan Hall, he also walked in, "I want to report to the Emperor, this person is sneaking around outside the hall, and her intentions are wrong, so I will take her down, please forgive me!"
The white figure raised his head after groaning, saw Jia She at a glance, and quickly crawled to his side, grabbed his trouser leg, "Yang Jian, I am Chang'e, I have no malicious intentions, and I have no intention of mischief! Please help me , I'm really innocent!" As he spoke, he glanced at Emperor Xuanyuan with a soft and weak look, although he is older, if he takes a fancy to himself and makes himself the Queen of Heaven, that would be great yes!
Emperor Xuanyuan looked at Chang'e's virtue and couldn't help getting goosebumps all over his body. What is this woman trying to do? Are her eyes cramped? I don't know how to see a doctor either!And why did she call Jia Amnesty Yang Jian? What's the situation?He couldn't help seeing Jia Amnesty's puzzled look.He didn't know how the Taoshan incident developed, so he didn't know that Jia She and Yang Jian teamed up to trick Chang'e.
Jia Amnesty's waist was pinched by Dongfang when Chang'e was grabbing her own trouser leg. The pain caused his face to contort, and he wished to kick Chang'e away. Seeing that she is seducing Emperor Xuanyuan now, he also felt this. Women are so courageous!
Of course, I have to wink at Dongfang, I am innocent, really innocent!Your Lady Queen, please let me go!Finally, Dongfang let go, and because Chang'e wanted to seduce Emperor Xuanyuan, she let go of Jia She's trouser leg long ago. Only then did he heave a sigh of relief, and his trousers almost fell off!
Of course, for Emperor Xuanyuan's doubts, Jia Amnesty had no choice but to touch his nose and laugh a few times. She is blind, and I kindly cooperated with the acting. Am I wrong?
But before he could explain to Emperor Xuanyuan, a figure rushed in and yelled at Emperor Xuanyuan, "Fairy Chang'e is innocent, please learn from me!"
The sound was so loud that the ears of Jia She and the others started to ring. Where did this person come from?
Brother Monkey returned to Xuanyuan Hall after he settled his monkeys and grandchildren. Seeing the yelling person, he was happy again. Isn't this his former "Second Junior Brother"? Infatuated! "Hey, isn't this the Marshal Canopy who is in charge of the Tianhe [-] Navy, you are crazy about Fairy Chang'e!" Do you want to ask Emperor Xuanyuan to help them?Back then, I suffered a lot from this 'Second Junior Brother', so how can I go back if I don't take revenge?
That's right, the one who came to intercede is Marshal Canopy!He naturally belonged to the surrendered group, and he felt that he was in charge of the Tianhe [-] navy, and Emperor Xuanyuan couldn't do without him, so his position must be secure.
Even though he has done a lot of things to help the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, he still has no trace of fear at all, and is even a little dissatisfied that Nezha asked himself to wait at the door to be dealt with. Shouldn't he be directly appointed a high official? The Generalissimo of Soldiers and Horses also made it!
Canopy was still thinking about it, so he saw Chang'e who was watching secretly from the sidelines. Now that her appearance had returned to its original state and the fatal rash had faded away, he naturally felt that he had fallen in love again.
Seeing Chang'e being caught by Nezha and thrown into Emperor Xuanyuan, how could he remain indifferent? As the future favorite of Emperor Xuanyuan, he felt that he still had this face in front of him, so he immediately threw himself into Xuanyuan Palace, but he didn't Knowing who stumbled and fell all over the ground, but I had to yell to express my sincerity to Chang'e!
Chang'e was so yelled at by the canopy that her entire face turned green, and seeing the expressions of everyone in the hall that he was such an infatuated good man, she vomited blood even more in her heart, wishing to stay away from him and express herself It has nothing to do with him!
There are so many men in this palace, who will lose him, the gentle type (Hua Manlou), the bad man and ruffian type (Lu Xiaofeng), the iceberg type (Ximen Chuuxue and Lu Xiaofeng), the domineering emperor type (Xuanyuan Emperor), The heroic youth type (Lin Pingzhi, Ao Lie, and Da Lao) and the good man type (Jia She) are completely dazzling and heart-stirring. I really don’t know how to choose!
I don't know where Chang'e thinks that Jia She is a good man?
Of course, Chang'e loathed Dongfang, who was extraordinarily beautiful, and felt that he was here to rob her of her radiance and her position as queen, so she had to secretly stare at him a few times, which made Dongfang completely incomprehensible.
Jia Amnesty picked Dongfang's palms, nodded his head, and whispered in his ear, "She has a problem with her mind, please ignore her!"
You know, the old man's whispering skills are really superb, basically no one in the whole hall can't hear him whispering to Dongfang, and they couldn't help but twitched the corners of their mouths, thank you for reminding me!
Chang'e always thinks highly of herself and feels good about herself, and she doesn't think that what Jia She said just now is talking about herself, but only thinks that he is talking about the canopy, so she can't help but also nodded. There is indeed something wrong with his mind, completely Can't understand human language!
Everyone in Xuanyuan Palace... This woman really has a problem with her mind.
At this time, Chang'e had already knelt and showed her most graceful figure, and looked at Emperor Xuanyuan shyly and timidly, "The little fairy just admires the emperor, so I took the liberty to come here, please learn from the emperor!" Then she prostrated herself, revealing herself White swan neck.
Emperor Xuanyuan was completely aroused with goose bumps all over his body. Why is there such a woman? It really is because he has too little experience!Open your eyes wide, completely unable to understand why Chang'e did this.
It's just that in Chang'e's eyes, his expression was so amazed by himself, he was completely complacent, thinking that Emperor Xuanyuan would make himself a queen in the next moment, and even took a provocative look at Dongfang, deciding to wait until later. banish him from heaven.
Dongfang felt his hands were itchy, what should he do if he wanted to take out the embroidery needle and prick someone?He can't understand why there are such women in this world, it simply lowers the overall level of women!
As for Tianpeng, when he heard Chang'e say this, he was completely in disbelief. He thought that there was a tacit understanding between them, but they were forced to be together by the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother!Yes, yes, she must be angry and blame herself because she was scared by her face before, it must be like this!
Then she looked at Chang'e with a look of deep regret, "Chang'e, I know you are blaming me, I was wrong, I shouldn't be scared when I see your face! You will always be that touch in my heart The most beautiful white moonlight, you have to believe in my sincerity!" Even holding Chang'e's hand involuntarily, her hand was still as white and tender as ever, just like a pig's trotter...
What kind of bad adjective is this?
Chang'e naturally shook off Canopy's hand with a look of disgust, since when did my old lady have anything to do with you?If it wasn't for the need to maintain her image, she would have wanted to yell at her directly!
But at this moment, she could only speak softly, aggrieved, "What did the marshal say, Xiaoxian couldn't understand at all? Xiaoxian has always maintained a clean life in Guanghan Palace, when will I be with you..." As she spoke, it was unavoidable He choked up, as if he had insulted his innocence, but he still wanted to look up at Emperor Xuanyuan, and confess to him that he was really innocent!
There are so many plays!
Emperor Xuanyuan was also feeling uncomfortable, not at all like acting with Chang'e, okay?He turned his head directly, unwilling to meet her eyes.
However, he never expected that Chang'e would take him as shy when he avoided suspicion like this, how cute it is!
……
But the canopy looks like it's collapsed, obviously we always look at the stars together, look at the moon, talk, chat and hold little hands, why are you denying it now?It was just a moment to comfort herself, yes, yes, she must still be blaming herself, blaming herself for not being firm enough to say such words!So he started to slap himself frantically, "Chang'e, I was wrong, please forgive me!"
Even when she saw the canopy fanning herself like a pig's head, Chang'e remained indifferent, and she was not blind. There are so many handsome and handsome men in this temple, why should they fall in love with a fat head and big ears like you, who are from the former heaven? Marshal, now the Emperor's subordinates have no future at all!
At this time, Chang'e forgot that she was also a fairy from the former heaven, and she went down to earth to hook up with Yang Jian under the order of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, but it was unsuccessful, right?
It's just that this drama was full of ups and downs. Jia She and his group wanted to sit down and eat melon seeds to watch how this bloody drama would be performed. Why did they think it was quite exciting?It's just a bit of a waste of time.
At this time, Emperor Xuanyuan was still thinking about his two friends in Jiuchongtian, and how Yang Jian and Yang Chan hadn't come back after going to Xuanyuan's grave for so long, so he was even more impatient to hear Chang'e and Tianpeng coming and going. It's heartfelt, it's so greasy, I can't stand it anymore!
He waved his hand directly, "Come here, since these two people are so affectionate and righteous, I will not be the villain who obstructs them, so I will remove their immortal bones and send them to the mortal world to be a couple!"
With which eye do you see the deep love between Chang'e and Tianpeng?
Chang'e is not willing to give up the good life in heaven, especially with Tianpeng, a person she despises so much, she is even more unwilling!He quickly looked at Emperor Xuanyuan with tears in his eyes, "Xiaoxian only has endless reverence for the emperor in his heart, and he can't let go of others. I beg the emperor to leave a small corner for Xiaoxian in the heaven, so that Xiaoxian can look up at the emperor. That's it!"
As soon as she said this, don't say that Emperor Xuanyuan has a bad cold, Jia She also has a bad cold, let me go, this kind of routine is really applicable to any situation at any time, her next sentence will not Are you going to say something like 'willing to be a kitten or a puppy'?
Jia She had just finished thinking this way, when Chang'e continued, "Xiaoxian has nothing else to ask, but to be a kitten and puppy by Dijun's side!"
Sure enough... routine...
Jia Amnesty and Dongfang couldn't help staring at Emperor Xuanyuan to see if he would fall for the trick.
Emperor Xuanyuan has black lines all over his head, am I so easy to be recruited, is my will so unstable?Although I did feel a little moved just now...
Of course, what moved Emperor Xuanyuan was that he liked kittens and puppies. Maybe when he was free, he could take a kitten to raise. If so, wouldn't he be a 'Tmall'?
Ah, is the author advertising?Hey, hey...don't make trouble, wake up!
On the other hand, Tianpeng is now in the deep despair of losing love, tears streaming down his face, looking at Chang'e in pain, his eyes seem to be accusing her of changing her heart, her ruthlessness, you have changed, how did you become such a woman ?
Perhaps she had always been such a woman?
There are still so many things to deal with right now, and Emperor Xuanyuan didn't want to waste any more time because of the two of them, so he just waved his hands, and Peng Mowang and Bai Honghuo directly led their respective teams, preparing to take Chang'e and Tianpeng down.
Chang'e was fine, except for struggling and begging, she had no ability to resist. On the contrary, the canopy suddenly exploded, calling out the nine-toothed rake, and was about to throw it at Emperor Xuanyuan, as if smashing him to death, she would be able to Chang'e will be able to fall in love with him when she becomes the emperor of heaven.
Alas, asking what love is in the world makes people so stupid!
Without the help of Jia She and others, Emperor Xuanyuan just flicked his fingers, and the canopy flew away, and fell directly from the cave that had not fully healed into the mortal world, into the pigsty.
Maybe this is his fate?
Seeing that the canopy had already descended, Chang'e wondered if she could not descend, so she looked expectantly at Emperor Xuanyuan, Peng Mowang and Bai Honghuo, two little brothers, please let me go, please! !The tearful mode has never been turned off.
Sure enough, oh, you'd better be a mortal honestly, after all, your tears are too annoying!Where are Peng Demon King and Bai Honghuo the kind of monsters who will pity the fragrance and cherish the jade and understand the tears of women? Throwing down, just happened to fall into the same pigsty with Tianpeng.
The fate of the two is really destined, right?
Hanging, talking, Tianpeng was very happy, but Chang'e couldn't be happy at all, talking...
At this time, Yama of the ten halls also came, obeying Emperor Xuanyuan's words, dragging the heavenly soldiers and generals to be dealt with into the underworld, and throwing them into the six realms of reincarnation or various hells according to their sins. In the end, there was only one hall of Yama, Qin Guang. Wang still stayed in Xuanyuan Hall, waiting for Emperor Xuanyuan's order.
Brother Hou looked at King Qin Guang, how many times he had quarreled with him in his previous life, and he also sued himself a lot, and he didn't know where his life and death book was kept and whether he protected it well, be careful that he will be torn up again later!
King Qin Guang was stared at by Brother Hou, and he couldn't help touching the book of life and death in his arms. Does he always feel cool?It's really puzzling why I still feel cold even though the underworld is so cold!
Emperor Xuanyuan looked at Jia She, "How come Yang Jian and Yang Chan haven't come back after going to Xuanyuan's grave for so long?"
Jia Amnesty deduced it habitually, but found that the secret of the sky was blocked. What happened, he couldn't help feeling a little uneasy, so he said, "The situation is not good, I'll go and see, and help them!"
Dongfang naturally refused to let Jia Amnesty go alone, seeing that his face was not right, he knew that the situation was not good, so he naturally wanted to follow, "I will go with you too!"
Seeing Jia She and Dongfang's prudent looks, Emperor Xuanyuan was also a little uneasy. His friend is proficient in deduction, but unfortunately he is not. Seeing this situation, he couldn't help being a little serious, "But what happened?"
Jia She shook his head, "I don't know who blocked the heavenly secrets, so that people can't find out at all! Maybe my magic power is low, and the person who blocked the heavenly secrets is far above me, so..."
When the others heard this, they naturally became more serious, and they all showed their weapons and said, "We will go too!" This is the state of going to a gang fight!And the Xuanyuan army outside the hall has already assembled immediately, and they are ready to fight together in minutes. It's a big battle!
Seeing this posture, King Qin Guang couldn't help but raised his hand and wiped the cold sweat off his head with his sleeve. He felt that something important had happened to him. Gong!
Hmm... You, the current supreme leader of the underworld, if you don't stay, who else can you keep?
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