Pardon the Great Lord's Time Traveling[Comprehensive]

Sure enough, the well-dressed Jia She completely surprised the emperor.He has always known that his beloved 'Yu Nu' is beautiful, but except for the initial glimpse, all he sees is his plain appearance in Taoist robes, has he ever seen him so delicately dressed?

The emperor couldn't help but stepped forward and wanted to hold his hand, but at this moment he hesitated like a fledgling young man, for fear of offending the beautiful woman.

In fact, the emperor didn't expect that "Yu Nu" would have such a change. Presumably it was the arrival of his sisters that made him change his mind?

He also knew that all three of his older sisters came to Xuandu to watch him. In fact, if the emperor hadn't opened the door for him to be convenient, how could his older sisters come to Xuandu to watch him casually.Seeing that he was dressed so beautifully, I thought to myself that 'Yu Nu' must have figured it out and was willing to get along with me, so I dressed myself up, right?

Sure enough, it was the right choice to ask his three sisters to persuade him!Hearing what Gao Lishi said, he asked someone to arrange a fortune teller to go to the door of his three sisters. Sure enough, this strategy is not bad. After returning to the palace, he must give Gao Lishi a big reward!

Seeing the emperor's stupefied look, Jia She lowered his head, pretended to chuckle shyly, and called out softly, "Your Majesty..." Ouch, the Eldest Master felt that his bones were numb when he heard his own voice. Even more crazy.

It seems that I really have the talent to be a hot pot enchantress, why don't I stay?Hey... do you want more chastity?

The emperor felt as if he was dozens of years younger, completely like a kid, he scratched his head foolishly, and replied foolishly, "Hey!" It was regarded as answering Jia She's call to him.

And seeing his breasts half exposed, covered by a layer of red gauze, this looming appearance made the emperor feel short of breath. If it wasn't for the absurdity of publicizing prostitution in Taoist temples during the day, he really wanted to I dealt with the person directly, and made a decision in my heart. After returning to the palace, I must send out the imperial decree that I had drawn up a long time ago to make the "Yu slave" a noble concubine, and take him into the palace.

Jia She looked at the emperor's pent-up anger and couldn't vent it, and laughed to himself, I just want you to be angry, you'd better suffocate the little brother, see if you dare to hit me What an idea!

Of course, the unscrupulous old man didn't mind giving the emperor a little more fire, he just gently lifted the corner of his skirt, walked to the emperor, fanned the handkerchief, and a few traces of fragrance rushed straight to the emperor, making him fall into a blur middle.Yes, let's find out about the love potion!The old man said that I was very polite if I didn't use an ugly girl's hair as a love potion!Otherwise, look at me, I will not kill you to death!

Tilting his head slightly, he spoke again, "What is your Majesty thinking, but Yu Nu made you unhappy, so why are you so absent-minded?"

The beloved 'Yu Nu' breathed out a question, the emperor came back to his senses, and quickly waved his hands, "How could it be, I was distracted!" Seeing him pouting in dissatisfaction, he hastily admitted his mistake again , "It's my mistake, so Yu Nu will forgive me once, and there will be no next time!"

Tsk tsk, the emperor really loves blindly, even doing such things as admitting mistakes.The old man said, then I will forgive you generously once.

However, the emperor had already directly grabbed Jia She's hand, this shameless old man, Jia She said, for the next strategy, I will bear it, I will bear it, I will bear it!Well, I couldn't bear it anymore, and decisively withdrew my hand, "Your Majesty, in such a large audience..." Taking advantage of the situation, I blushed and looked shy.

The soft and slender hand in his hand suddenly disappeared, which made the emperor a little annoyed, but when he saw Jia She's blushing face, his mood suddenly brightened again, really 'Yu Nu' is so cute! "Yes yes yes, it's me Menglang, Yu Nu can forgive me one more time!"

So, men are big pigs, forgive me again and again, and there will be a third time in the end!

At this time, the emperor suggested again, "Yu Nu, look at the sky and clear clouds today, why don't you and I go for a walk in Taolin, okay?" Jia She was just about to go to Taolin, so he didn't bother to follow him Caring too much, nodded lightly, and then walked out with the emperor.

Even the emperor said shamelessly, "Yu Nu will be called Zhen Sanlang from now on, okay?" It disgusted the old man enough, I endured it, and even held my breath and called out disgustingly, "Sanlang!" !", turning the tune three times, soft whispers lingering in the emperor's ears, making him laugh out loud several times.

Well, the old man's face is completely stiff, what about the needles, what about Lao Tzu's embroidery needles, why do you want to find fault for yourself?That's why the elder thinks to give the emperor some more medicine...

Light the wax for the emperor!

Walking to the peach forest, there is actually nothing to see. In this big autumn, there are no peach blossoms or peaches, so I just admire the leaves and so on. Should I be glad that the leaves have not fallen clean now, or else it will be true It's just admiring dead branches and fallen leaves, how unlucky it is, the elder said that he couldn't learn his niece's trick of burying flowers!

Wandering around in the peach grove, looking at the emperor's hand that was ready to move and had no place to rest, Jia She felt that it was almost the same, so he led him to the place where the eyes of the array were lost, and threw a stone into the eye of the array. , the entire Lost Formation opened instantly.

At this time, the guards who were following the emperor suddenly realized why the emperor had disappeared in front of them all of a sudden. They panicked and looked at Gao Lishi one after another. Is it true that the real person is a demon, who abducted the emperor?

Gao Lishi was also sweating profusely from fright, you ask me, how do I know, he patted his thigh repeatedly, "Hurry up, spread out to find His Majesty! If everyone sees something in this Xuandu, we will If you can’t eat it and walk around, your head will fall to the ground!”

After being told by Gao Lishi, the guards immediately dispersed to look for the emperor. Why did they start to fight against the wall in the peach forest where they could see the bottom at a glance? After wandering around for several times, they couldn't find the emperor. Can't find the way to leave Taolin, can't help but sweat, and finally gather together.Shouldn't we be glad that the crowd didn't disperse and couldn't find each other, or got together?

And after all the people got together, they naturally looked at Gao Lishi, the emperor's confidant. Now he is also the backbone, and the whole group's wealth and life are all at stake! "Eunuch Gao, look..."

At this moment, the emperor's heart-piercing roar suddenly came from not far away, "Yu Nu... don't go...", looking in the direction of the sound, the emperor was only ten feet away .And following the emperor's line of sight, why did Daoist Taizhen fly up? Is this going to fly to the moon?

Wow, what's the matter?

It turned out that after the Lost Formation was activated, the guards could no longer see the emperor and Jia She, and began to fight against the wall in the Taolin. They went around in circles from left to right, and didn't realize that the emperor was just Just by my side.

But the emperor, who was immersed in Jia She's beauty, didn't realize this, and didn't know that there seemed to be a layer of fog rising around him, so he continued to wander in the peach forest with Jia She, and was still far away as a guard and Gao Lishi. Follow yourself from afar.

Then Jia Amnesty led him to the position of the wind and rain formation, and threw a stone, and a demonic wind rose up for a while, and the wind was strong for a while, and it even messed up people's buns. At the worst time, it started to rain heavily immediately after, drenching people thoroughly.

It turned out that the formation that the great master had set up was not just a lost formation, but another phantom formation, in order to make the emperor hallucinate and toss the emperor in a storm.

It's really for the sake of fooling and tossing the emperor, the old man is hard enough.

Seeing the sudden wind and rain, the emperor wanted to show off his demeanor and took out the cloak to put on Jia She, so that he could hug him in his arms. Unexpectedly, the wind got so strong that he hung up the cloak and ran away. The cold icy rain hit the face, but it was really chilling!

At this moment, a huge iron chain suddenly attacked him, scaring him back again and again, shouting "Guardian! Come quickly, escort!" Seeing that the iron chain was about to stab his heart, he also When no one came to escort him, the emperor inevitably closed his eyes and looked desperate like he was waiting to die. My life is over, and I haven't hugged Yu Nu yet. How reconciled!

Tsk... the emperor is going to die, he is also a romantic!

But still in despair, the emperor suddenly felt that he was being pushed hard, and fell heavily on the ground, feeling that his ass was about to rot. When he opened his eyes again, he saw Jia She was chained Wrapped around the waist and pulled directly to the sky.Could it be that Yu Nu was captured by a monster instead in order to save me?

After all, the emperor really loves 'Yu Nu'!Seeing him being captured, he felt that a monster might be at work, so he drew out his sword. Although it was not opened, he still pretended to be calm and shouted, "I order you to let go of Yu Nu!"

But how could the iron chain listen to him, he could only watch helplessly as Jia She was being pulled higher and higher, so naturally he stepped forward to grab him, and it was considered to be saving him!

It's a pity that in the end the emperor could only catch the big-sleeved red gauze shirt on Jia She, and then just watched him fly higher and higher, and his lips seemed to say, "Sanlang, you have to take care of yourself!" , the pain in my heart, it was heart-piercing, so naturally I yelled, "Yu Nu...don't go..."

In fact, the elder was scolding "Bastard, give me back the clothes!", as expected, he had to give him more medicine, and sprinkled more than half of the medicine powder, without thinking about whether there would be a large area of ​​damage. exist.

As for the emperor who is still thinking about it, it seems that he has really misunderstood...

And this is wind and rain, and the iron chain, it is said to be an illusion, but it is not all an illusion. Naturally, there are also secret manipulations by Jia She.Of course, the iron chain is the old man's trick. He waved it directly in the Taolin to destroy all the formations he had set up, in order to prevent someone from investigating and discovering clues in the future.

And after the formation was destroyed, Jia Amnesty flew backwards directly. Fortunately, his martial arts were good enough, otherwise he really wouldn't be able to do this backwards flying movement!

At this time, the guards could see him and the emperor, and naturally they also saw the emperor tearing his heart out, and Jia She's flying to the moon, ah, it's still bright now, so it looks like he's running to the sun.

When they were at about the same height, Jia She used magic directly, and Apparated away completely.And Jia She, who disappeared so suddenly, naturally frightened Gao Lishi and a group of guards, and the emperor was already stunned.

Gao Lishi saw the emperor fell down on the ground, looking embarrassed, and hurried up to help him up, "Your Majesty, are you all right?"

And the emperor was obviously still shocked by the fact that Jia She was taken away in order to save himself, and now he really disappeared, muttering in his mouth, "Yu Nu is all here to save me, it's all for me!" Tears couldn't stop It flowed down with a splash.

If I had known this before, I shouldn't have brought Yu Nu to this peach forest!Yu Nu, I am sorry for you!

The emperor was full of guilt at this time, and naturally he gave up his life to save Yu Nu because of his deep affection for him, and he was even more guilty because he was only greedy for his beauty, but let him lose his life, and even had no bones left , and then desperately grabbed the only Luoshan Jia She left for him, and walked back step by step.

Hmm... To be honest, why don't you imagine that he flew to the sky to become a fairy or something, why did he lose his life and bones?This is completely different from the script of Chang'e Flying to the Moon originally set by the Grand Master, okay? Are you cursing?

The emperor said, how could the Guanghan Palace be compared to the Qingshu Palace in the world?How could Yu Nu be willing to leave me to go to that cold place, so he must be dead, he died to save me, hey...

Well, if thinking about it makes you sad any longer, just keep thinking about it!

On the other side, the elder of Chang'an City was apparated, and he was holding a tree to vomit, oh my god, this apparating is really uncomfortable!I don't know if my performance of Chang'e flying to the moon is perfect enough?She really is a beautiful fairy!

Hmm... the Grand Master probably won't know that he has been defined by the emperor as being captured by a monster, not the story of Chang'e flying to the moon.If he knew, he would probably go straight back to Chang'an and pour arsenic on the emperor?

The author has something to say: the integrity of the great master, in this life, no, in the previous life, and in the next life, there will be none!