Pardon the Great Lord's Time Traveling[Comprehensive]

Dongfang Bubai put on makeup for himself, but no matter how he looked at it, he didn't think it was beautiful enough. Also, how could that big painted face be so beautiful?Annoyed, he dropped the eyebrow pencil and fell to rest.

Unexpectedly, his body was taken over by a lonely ghost who didn't know where it came from. I couldn't control my body anymore, so I could only watch helplessly as he touched my body. The secret I had worked so hard to hide was actually exposed.

I also saw that lonely ghost disgusting his makeup from the beginning to the end, and washing his face with water that he didn't know how to get, it really is a ghost!Seeing him demote his hobbies to nothing, Dongfang Bubai felt that he could start sharpening his embroidery needles!

But it is true, even though I feel that I am still in my body, besides being unable to control my body, I can actually turn into things with my consciousness, looking at the embroidery needle in my hand, Dongfang Bubai smirked a few times, Don't come into my consciousness, or you will never come back!

Dongfang Bubai was meditating quietly, planning to wait for the ghost that occupied him to relax, then drag it into his consciousness, and then kill him!Hmm, I always think this plan is great!

Sure enough, not long after, the spirit fell asleep, and Dongfang Bubai directly consciously pulled the spirit into his own sea of ​​consciousness. Without saying much, he started to fight directly, and the embroidery needles shot at the spirit.The villain always dies because of talking too much, so don't say too much, just start fighting directly!

It's a pity that the spirit monster escaped his attack, Dongfang Bubai couldn't help feeling sorry, and fixedly looked at the spirit monster, wanting to know what kind of monster it was, but he didn't expect it to be a person, and he looked pretty good, but he definitely wouldn't admit it He looks better than himself!Hello……

Dongfang Bubai shouted angrily, "What kind of evildoer are you, how dare you take my body?"

When Jia She saw the real Dongfang Bubai in front of him, I am a good boy, but he was even more magnificent than Master She. What kind of mentality did he have to dress himself up so miserably?The Grand Master She couldn't help but started complaining again.

After seeing Dongfang Bubai, the barrage began to swipe the screen frantically, "The sun rises in the east, and I am the only one who is not defeated. His eyes are all occupied, and he can't even see that Dongfang Bubai is gone!

Jia She couldn't take it anymore, so he had to turn off the barrage, this person must have a lot of fans, even more than Mr. She, hey, I'm a little jealous!Seeing that the embroidery needle in Dongfang Bubai's hand was still shining, as if he was always ready to shoot himself into a hedgehog, Jia She hurriedly flattered him, "Brother Dongfang, Brother Dongfang, calm down, listen to my explanation! "

Seeing that the person in front of him actually knew who he was, Dongfang Bubai couldn't help but his eyes darkened. Could it be that his enemy or a die-hard loyalist asked someone to perform witchcraft to let this person occupy his body? He couldn't bear it decisively. The needle immediately shot at Jia Amnesty again, I, ah no, if I don’t shoot you into a hedgehog, I won’t be a man anymore!Hello……

Jia Amnesty can only dodge the embroidery needles shot by Dongfang Bubai up and down, left and right, can he still listen to people when they finish talking, and start fighting if they disagree, can't we be civilized people?

Dongfang Bubai thought he was invincible after practicing "Sunflower Treasure", but he didn't expect that he couldn't hurt the person in front of him, and he didn't even touch a corner of his clothes.Although this person seemed to be in a mess by dodging here and there, and even had no movement skills at all, he was able to accurately dodge every embroidery needle he shot.Is it because I am narrow-minded, is there still a sky beyond the sky?

After a while, Dongfang Bubai felt that he was starting to get tired. It turns out that his mental power would also be exhausted?Sure enough, my life is over?That's okay, besides wanting to be a daughter, I don't have any regrets, or can I let the person in front of me put a beautiful makeup on me, and then change into a red dress?

Could it be that Dongfang Invincible would accept his fate like this, of course not, he is showing weakness to the enemy now, buying time to recover his mental strength, and then trying to kill him with one blow.

However, Master She couldn't see these things, whether it was his showing of weakness, or his killing intent... Hey... Master She has been with Brother Diao for a long time, so the brain circuit has become extraordinarily simple?What about the person who agreed to pardon the Grand Master?Master Amnesty picked his nostrils, isn't it because he was affected by the IQ of the body he possessed after he was possessed?Hey... Is it really okay to say Dongfang Dada in this way?

Dongfang Bubai wanted to kill Jia She's little Jiujiu, but Jia She still wanted to tell Dongfang Bubai the facts and reason. The brain circuits of the two probably really didn't work together?

Jia She sat directly next to Dongfang Bubai with a big heart, "Brother Dongfang, let me introduce myself first. My name is Jia She, and my name is Enhou. Of course, you can also call me Amnesty. My brother Diao also calls me that! Let me tell you, my Brother Diao is very smart..." Then Dongfang Bubai heard Jia She tell a lot of interesting things about Brother Diao, is this your way of presenting the facts and reasoning?This side question is too serious, if it is a composition, it is completely zero!

Dongfang Bubai listened to what happened to Brother Diao, and Brother Diao, he secretly gritted his teeth, Brother Diao, could it be that he was a witch, why didn't I remember this person?Could it be that this person is trying to convince me to join him in his brother Diao, so he said a lot of good things about him, flying to the sky or something, does it mean that he has excellent martial arts?I have to say, you have too much imagination!

Jia Amnesty talked for a long time, seeing Dongfang Bubai changing his expression, and patted his head embarrassedly, "Haha, sorry, I can't stop talking about my Brother Diao, don't get me wrong, Brother Diao is A vulture!"

Dongfang Bubai is about to bite his silver teeth, you just tell me about a vulture for a long time! !Is this man a fool?Dongfang Bubai couldn't help feeling that he could overthrow the original conspiracy theory. With this person's IQ, if he was really sent to harm him, the main messenger would definitely be a fool!From this, it can be deduced that this person occupied his body, perhaps it was an accident.

Jia She never expected that before he even opened his mouth to explain how he took Dongfang Bubai's body, he already deduced that it was an accident.Of course, it was an accident.Jia Amnesty couldn't help feeling that he still had an IQ, not a fool.Jia She, who always thought that the person who practiced "Sunflower Treasure" was a big fool, of course believed that Dongfang Bubai had not enough IQ.

However, is it really okay for each other to think that the other is a fool?Well, well, as long as you are happy!

Seeing that Dongfang Bubai's face softened, Jia Amnesty couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, luckily I told a lot of funny things about Brother Diao to make him happy, luckily it worked!That dead face just now, with the look of wanting to kill someone at any time, is really scary!Although I don't seem to have anything to be afraid of?After all, we are people who are cultivators, but it is different from practicing martial arts!Alas, as expected, I still covet one!Forget it, let's put peace first, and convince people with virtue!

Looking at Dongfang Bubai, Jia She touched his head, "Brother Dongfang, I really don't know why I took your body, but I can't do anything if I want to go out, I can only wrong you to use the same body as me." But don't worry, I don't despise you!"

Dongfang Bubai was overjoyed to hear such shameless words from Jia She, and gritted his teeth and said, "I despise you!"

When Jia She heard Dongfang Bubai's words, he looked hurt. My old habit of crying in the wind, eh, seems to be gone... Biting a small handkerchief, Jia She cried and expressed that he was rejected, so wronged!

Seeing his attitude, Dongfang Bubai disgusted him even more!What the hell did I do to provoke such a monster?Don't frown, don't frown, it will cause wrinkles and make you look ugly!Hey... But Dongfang Bubai still softened his heart a bit, and asked softly, "Well, is there any way for you to leave my body?"

Jia She shook his head, "I don't know, maybe it's a coincidence."

Dongfang Bubai... Don't stop me if I have a bad temper, I must beat him up first!

As a result, Jia She was beaten up...

Beating someone up is as tiring as being beaten up, and finally Dongfang Bubai and Jia Xie both lay motionless on the ground.Jia Amnesty looked at the vast whiteness of the sea of ​​consciousness, and felt quite comfortable, as it was so bustling outside that it made people feel in a trance.This place should be Dongfang Bubai's own sea of ​​consciousness. It's a piece of whiteness. This should also be his heart. Why is it so red outside?Out of curiosity, I couldn't help asking.

Dongfang Bubai smoothed the hair on his temples, and for some reason, he was willing to tell him the secret in his heart, "I practiced the "Sunflower Treasure", according to the secret recipe in the scriptures, I practiced Qi from the palace, made alchemy and took medicine, Gradually, the beard disappeared, the voice changed, and the temperament also changed, and I also want to taste what it is like to be a female red makeup..."

When Jia She heard what he said about female red makeup, he thought of the horrifying makeup he saw when he first woke up, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, "You never thought that your makeup is scary?"

Dongfang Bubai was not annoyed, "This is the first time I put on makeup on myself, so I just wanted to try it. Anyone who wants to paint is dissatisfied. I was angry and rested for a while, but you took advantage of the loophole to occupy my body."

Jia She said hey and hey twice, "Then your red eyes are too hot, don't you think it's dazzling? Well, you should find someone to do your makeup for you in a down-to-earth manner, it will save trouble!"

Dongfang Bubai rolled his eyes, "Wouldn't it be possible for someone to catch me? If I killed someone easily, wouldn't it be easy to be exposed if I was repeatedly tempted?"

Jia Amnesty also rolled his eyes, "You are the leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, and you still have so many worries, why don't you give dumb medicine to make people speechless?"Jia She, who was already familiar with dumb slaves in Peach Blossom Island, has no psychological burden on dumb slaves.

Looking at Dongfang Bubai's dazed look again, Jia Amnesty continued, "No matter how bad it is, you can't go to the door, for example, go to the flower building, and find a young lady to help you, and how you want to be transformed, Guaranteed you are beautiful! Could it be that those people’s aesthetics are worse than yours, so don’t carelessly choose the oiran!” To be honest, do you want to visit the Hualou yourself, Mr. Xi?

It is also the attribute of a dead house, and Dongfang Bubai who never thought that he could go out and find someone to help with makeup...

The author has something to say: the amnesty that drove Dongfang crazy...