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It was nearly twelve o'clock when I returned home after buying vegetables, and Su Hong hadn't gotten up yet when Su Xing finished making lunch.

He Chi was getting in the way in the kitchen, so Su Xing simply sent him to ask Su Hong to get up for dinner.

He Chi knocked on the door for a long time, but there was no movement in the room.

"Did Auntie go out?" He Chi asked suspiciously, "It's already noon, so you can't sleep so deeply?"

Su Xing glanced at the shoe rack in the entrance. Su Hong's shoes were still in order. He opened the refrigerator and ordered some. There was not a single wine bottle missing. Su Hong didn't drink last night.

He asked He Chi: "Is the door locked?"

He Chi turned the doorknob and said, "It's locked."

"I'll come," Su Xing said, "you come over and serve the food."

Su Xing poured the rib soup into a large bowl, wiped his hands on the apron, and took out the spare key from the small flower pot on the sofa.

In the room, the curtains were tightly closed, and the second-hand floor fan whirred in the dark room, only the creaking sound could be heard.

With a thin quilt draped around Su Hong's waist, she was lying on the bed with the back of her hands on her head, her breathing was very steady.

Su Xing called her twice from the door, and she grunted on the bed, pulled up the quilt to cover her head, and had no intention of waking up.

He Chi asked in the kitchen, "Auntie, are you up? I'm so hungry, come and eat!"

Su Xing shook his head helplessly, there was an older child sitting there waiting to be fed, and an older child in the room stayed in bed until noon.

He suddenly felt a feeling of "it's not easy to support a family".

Su Xing walked to the window, inserted one foot into the quilt, lifted her quilt, and pushed her shoulder, so Su Hong reluctantly opened her eyes.

"what?"

She was sleepy, with red marks on the side of her face, and saliva stains at the corners of her mouth.

Su Hong got up very angry, frowned, and asked again impatiently: "What are you doing?"

"Get up and eat." Su Xing said.

"Don't eat," Su Hong kicked her feet twice angrily, grabbed the quilt to cover her head, "Get lost."

Su Xing didn't say much to her, and went straight to the window, and opened the curtains.The sun was shining high at noon, and the blazing sunlight poured into the dim room.Su Hong's eyelids burned suddenly, and her eyes were blinded by the sun, so she couldn't see clearly. She covered her eyes with her arms and yelled, "You are fucking sick!"

Su Xing turned off the electric fan again, kicked the edge of the bed with his toes, and said, "Get up and eat."

"Fuck!" The electric fan was also turned off, and Su Hong couldn't sleep now, she sat up with her upper body swearing, "Why do I have such an unfilial son like you! I might as well raise a few of you! Why don’t you crow if you can scream so well? My mother will send you to the social news right now! The boy is crowing at home!”

She has been in bars, nightclubs, and slums for nearly 40 years, and her level of swearing has reached its peak. Although He Chi and Li Lang usually like to swear, compared with Su Hong, a real street fighter, their swearing can even be said to be full of academic atmosphere.

Su Xing: "..."

"What are you looking at, son of a bitch?!" Su Hong snorted, picked up the pillow and threw it on Su Xing's face, "Do you want to watch your mother change her clothes too?"

The soft pillow slammed into Su Xing's face, and Su Hong's hair loss was still stuck to it. Su Xing's nose was itchy when the hair scratched it. He rubbed the tip of his nose. Before he could sneeze, Su Hong Stretching his neck again, he yelled outside: "You fucking surnamed He, why don't you roll over here and not take your boyfriend away!"

Su Hong has now summed up a set of experience, and used it perfectly.

Whenever she couldn't handle Su Xing, she would go and find He Chi, that guy was very good at dealing with her son, and he tried everything.

The most important thing is that He Chi always stands by Su Hong's side.

The door was open, and He Chi heard it clearly from the kitchen. He called out "Come here", walked into the room holding back a smile, and hugged Su Xing by the waist with one hand from behind. Su Xing just said "fuck" Before he could let out a sound of breath, He Chi's eyes were quick and his hands were quick. With his other free hand, he tightly covered Su Xing's mouth, and carried him away forcefully.

Su Hong smiled and cursed in a low voice: "Little bastard!"

She found the phone on the bedside table, opened it, and it was twelve thirty-eight noon.

Su Hong froze for a moment, and blinked hard in disbelief, it was indeed the right time, she looked out the window, the sun was high in the sky, she looked at the strong white light, and felt a little dazed.

How did she sleep for so long?

When Su Xing called her just now, she was still dizzy, her eyes hurt, and her mind was in chaos, thinking it was still early in the morning.

After rubbing two fingers against her temples a few times, she felt a little more awake.

If it was really early in the morning, He Chi wouldn't be at home.

If you don't accept it, you will die.

Su Hong sighed, feeling that she was getting older and her brain was not working well.

In the living room, He Chi hugged Su Xing to the sofa, then covered his palms and cried out for pain.

The little heartless man just took a bite out of his palm, and the two rows of teeth marks were still clearly imprinted on it.

Su Xing pursed his lips, glanced at He Chi, and said nothing.

"Are you still angry?" He Chi put his palm in front of Su Xing's eyes, Su Xing turned his head away, and He Chi joked, "Master, I'm not even angry with you for biting me like this. Here, you Look, the evidence is still there!"

Su Hong put on a cloak, stepped on plastic slippers and came out of the room, put her hands on her hips, rolled her eyes, and said to He Chi, "Don't fuck him, he's been like this since he was a child, and he can hang a chamber pot with his mouth when he's upset .”

"It's okay," He Chi said with a smile, "He just loves to be angry with me."

Su Xing snorted coldly: "We are colluding together, we are in collusion, we have the same smell, we are in the same boat."

Su Hong raised her eyebrows: "What bullshit did he say, do you understand?"

He Chi shook his head innocently.

Su Hong flicked her hair, twisted her waist and went to the toilet to wash up.When the toilet door was closed, He Chi put two fingers on Su Xing's lips with a smile on his face, leaned closer and said, "Can you really hang a chamber pot? Shall I try?"

After he finished speaking, he kissed Su Xing on the mouth.

Su Xing punched him in the stomach, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and said expressionlessly, "You are the chamber pot."

He Chi was not angry at all, and leaned over to kiss Su Xing again, sticking out the tip of his tongue, brushing lightly between his lips, smacking his lips at the end, bending his eyes and saying, "Then you are a chamber pot eater." people."

"..."

The smell of food wafted from the kitchen, and Su Xing felt that he and He Chi were discussing the issue of the chamber pot during the meal, like two big idiots.

It's all because He Chi, a fool, has brought down his IQ by his own efforts.

Su Xing, the topic stopper, got up and walked to the kitchen, but He Chi was still not satisfied, and followed behind and said, "Why don't you call you Milk Pot Treasure from now on, the combination of Milk Yellow Treasure and Night Pot Treasure! Damn it! It sounds so good!"

Su Xing didn't bother to pay attention to him, and turned on the pressure cooker to serve the rice.

He Chi snapped his fingers, very satisfied with the new nickname he gave Su Xing, and tirelessly murmured in Su Xing's ear: "Milk pot treasure, milk pot treasure, milk pot treasure, how about it, do you like it?"

Su Xing's head got dizzy from his noise, and his ears were buzzing. He slammed his rice bowl on the table and said coldly, "Shut up!"

He Chi sat on the chair with his knees together, folded his hands on the dining table, and closed his mouth tactfully, pretending to be a well-behaved elementary school student.

Su Xing then turned to serve the meal, and He Chi called out behind him: "Milk Pot Treasure!"

"Why?" Su Xing answered subconsciously.

"Pfft..." He Chi said with a playful smile, "Obviously I like this nickname very much, so I should just call it."

Su Xing: "...Get out of here!"

In the bathroom, Su Hong brushes her teeth very carefully.

She has mouth sores these days and has sores on her tongue and lower lip.

The ulcer was hard to heal, so she took medicine, swallowed vitamin tablets, and sprays, but none of them worked. The sores hurt terribly even when they touched cold water.

Carefully brushing her teeth, she raised her hair and looked at the freckles on her face. During this time, she went to the clinic several times without telling Su Xing. She has been taking medicine for skin diseases, and now she seems to be under control , the erythema did not continue to grow down the neck.

After all, as a woman, there is no one who does not love beauty.She looked in the mirror for a while, and she was indeed not beautiful. If she died like this, she didn't know if Lin Qiang would recognize her down there.

After thinking wildly for a while, Su Hong felt a sudden itchiness in her nostrils. She rubbed her nose, and was startled when she looked up in the mirror again.

There was blood all over the place among the people—she had a nosebleed.

Maybe it's too dry and angry, and the health programs also say that the capillaries in the nose are very thin, and they are easy to rupture and bleed.

While comforting herself in this way, Su Hong turned on the faucet and splashed two handfuls of water on her face.

Fortunately, the amount of blood was not large, and it didn't continue to flow. She wiped her face clean, and put some powder on her face to slightly cover the spots, and then opened the door.

There is only one toilet and bathroom at home, next to the kitchen.As soon as Su Hong opened the door, she saw her hapless son who didn't know what to be angry about, sitting on the side with a cold face, and her cheap son-in-law, who was bankrupt, was making funny faces to coax her son.

The point is, her poor son-in-law doesn't seem to be impatient at all, but rather enjoys it.

Her son was amused, his cold face finally couldn't hold back, he smiled with the corners of his lips curled up, and slapped her son-in-law on the face.

The son-in-law grabbed his son's hand with a smile, and shook his hand.

Su Hong leaned against the door, looked at the two people who were in love with each other, no matter how she looked, her eyes were hot, and at the same time, she felt a sense of relief in her heart.

Her son Su Xing, her son-in-law He Chi.

Hold!What a fucking match!