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Chapter 69 Xinyang City No. 1 Humor

When the phone rang, Guan Xinxin was arranging flowers in the living room - the last time He Lei accidentally said that the house was lifeless, it would be better to put some living things, she remembered it in her heart, and specially signed up for a flower art class.Looking down to see the caller ID, she was a little surprised, He Chi would hardly contact her on his own initiative.

"Hello, Xiaochi?" Guan Xinxin connected.

"It's me," He Chi said directly, "Where is He Lei?"

"You're rude!" Guan Xinxin scolded, "He's your father!"

"Where is He Lei?" He Chi asked again with an emphasis on his tone.

"Did you have something to do with him?" Guan Xinxin asked, "He went out to entertain, and just called to say he won't be coming home tonight."

"Okay, got it." He Chi paused, but still didn't dare to tell her the matter directly, worried that she might react too much, so he just reminded in a deep voice, "Be careful yourself."

"What are you careful about? I'm fine at home. When are you coming back? Xiaozhou... hello? Hello!"

He Chi didn't say any more, just hung up the phone.

He Lei is indeed a rare business genius, but emotionally, he has never been a good person who is single-minded.

18 years ago, he successfully became the owner of Webster's as his first wife Wei Runan, and he became so successful overnight.But his wife is a strong beta woman with a strong personality who agrees with both work and family.In contrast, the little Omega secretary next to him was young and well-behaved, always looked up at him with admiring eyes, and sweetly called him Mr. He, which greatly satisfied his vanity and desire to conquer as an Alpha, and naturally moved him even more .

So now, is he also tired of the virtuous and considerate Guan Xinxin, tired of that stagnant home, and turned to seek the next more exciting and fresher woman.

Why did he dare to bring his lover out in the heart of Xinyang?Is he so blatant and ignorant of restraint?Are you not afraid of being discovered by Guan Xinxin?

He Chi lit another cigarette and pondered for a long time.

Since the last stroke, the old man has completely collapsed, and his mind is not very clear.He has made a will in advance, and all the shares and properties in his hands will be left to Hezhou after his death.

At this juncture, countless pairs of eyes were staring at Webster, He Lei should have been more cautious, as long as he waited patiently for the old man to drive west, Webster would be his world alone.

Is he so impatient?It wasn't right, it was so wrong, it didn't fit his shrewd and deliberative style at all.

After finishing a cigarette, He Chi threw the butt of the cigarette into the trash can.

He didn't care who owned the company, he didn't care about the property of the He family, and he didn't care about He Lei.In that family, the only thing he cared about was Guan Xinxin.

Guan Xinxin and Su Hong are two completely opposite types of Omega.She regards her Alpha as her heaven, and love as her whole life.

One day she will find out that her sky is falling and her love is fake.He Chi still had a glimmer of hope for Guan Xinxin, hoping that by that time, she would wake up and leave this place with him.

This day may not be too far away, he has to prepare early.

He Chi's eyes darkened, he peeled a mint candy from Su Xing, threw it into his mouth, and walked back to the mall.

"Why have you been here for so long?" Su Xing asked him.

"It's okay." He Chi squeezed Su Xing's waist, "I'm addicted to cigarettes, I smoked two more."

In the box, Li Lang and the others had already arrived, and even called Zhou Jinyan to come over.

Zhou Jinyan, Li Lang, Lu Mao and Su Xing played mahjong online.

It was Su Xing's first time playing this game, and he didn't even understand the rules, so he lost two games in a row.

Su Xing said he couldn't, so he stopped playing. Li Lang and the others found a kind of pleasure of "bloody school bully".

He Chi sat down next to Su Xing, put his shoulders on his phone, glanced at his phone, and joked with him, "What's the matter, little rookie, I lost all my pants."

Su Xing clicked two, and before He Chi could stop him, he typed out.

"Bump, touch!" Lu Mao shouted excitedly.

Zhou Jinyan also cheerfully took a card from Shangjia.

He Chi was speechless: "...My prodigal young master, you didn't find out after tearing down a straight one?"

Li Lang beamed with joy: "Students sometimes fail, hahahahahahahahaha!"

A dozen or so people in the private room were laughing up and down.

With a blank expression, Su Xing put the phone upside down on He Chi's lap, turned to look into He Chi's eyes, and said calmly, "They won't bully me."

In fact, Su Xing's tone was very flat, with no ups and downs at all. From these seven words, He Chi heard endless grievances, strong dependence, and soft coquettish air.

He Chi automatically made up a big scene in his brain. When he was away, the little champion was bullied by these bastards, and he waited for him to come back to save him.He Chi's heart melted. Resisting the urge to kiss Su Xing in his arms, he patted Su Xing's head, picked up his phone, and smiled crookedly: "Okay, brother will avenge you!"

He Chi has a legendary deed. In his first year of junior high school, he played well in the 36. No matter who saw him, he had to shout "Boss He".A classmate next door was dissatisfied, saying that someone like He Chi who only relied on his fists was at best a fool without brains, and he wanted to compete with him in terms of intelligence.

He took a cardboard and wrote a war post to He Chi, but he didn't dare to hand it to He Chi directly, for fear of being beaten, so he asked someone to deliver it to He Chi.

He Chi opened it, laughed until tears burst out, and agreed without saying a word.

"November [-]rd, the mahjong hall of the Sunset Red Elderly Activity Hall, if you don't come, you're a fool."

This buddy is quite thoughtful, if He Chi doesn't agree, he can say that the boss of No. 36 High School dare not answer his challenge when he goes out.If He Chi agrees, then he will set the location in the senior activity hall, surrounded by grandpas and aunts in their 80s and [-]s. Even if He Chi wants to beat him up, it's not easy to do it. If he accidentally hurts someone, it will be a serious accident.

As expected, He Chi came to the appointment on time. The two of them and two old men in their 80s gathered together for a table. He Chi was unlucky that day, and he was completely confused. That buddy was convinced and regarded He Chi as a guiding light on the road of life .

That buddy is Zhang Shuo, nicknamed Lumao.

Lumao yelled: "Boss, I don't bring you like this! How can there be a change in the middle of the game!"

Li Lang echoed from the sidelines, nudged Zhou Jinyan with his elbow, and said to him, "Say something too! Hurry up!"

Zhou Jinyan held the mobile phone in both hands, dangled in his seat, and said, "Ah Xing, you should make the call yourself."

Li Lang: "That's right, Xueba is still you!"

Zhou Jinyan: "I will give you whatever card you lack, and I will definitely let you win!"

Li Lang: "...all star fans are so sick?"

After laughing and laughing for a while, the food was served soon. A group of half-grown men ate and drank a lot, punching fists, and playing dice.

At the table, Zhou Jinyan drank juice. He sat next to Su Xing holding a glass of apple juice, and asked him in a low voice, "A Xing, are you happy?"

Su Xing: "..."

Suddenly, such a profound and philosophical question came up, which was seriously out of touch with the atmosphere of the scene.

"I don't heat up quickly, I heat up slowly." Su Xing replied slowly.

Zhou Jinyan burst into laughter, and said with his eyes bent, "A Xing, you are so humorous. You must be the most humorous person in Xinyang City. If you have a degree in humor, you are a postdoctoral fellow."

Su Xing: "...Thank you, but I won't go on to further study after I get a master's degree."

"Boss He must have been very kind to you." Zhou Jinyan took a sip of the apple juice with an envious tone.

Su Xing nodded: "He's fine."

"Oh," Zhou Jinyan sighed softly, "What is love?"

Su Xing looked at Zhou Jinyan who was sitting next to him, and asked this question with a serious face, and couldn't help feeling a little funny.

A year of high school life has not yet ended, Zhou Jinyan has already liked three Alpha seniors, and each time he confessed his love excitedly, but in the end he received a good person card.

"Love!" Zhou Jinyan yelled with a mournful face, "What the hell is it!"

"Ask me!" Li Lang, who was drinking wine on the side, heard it, and interjected, "I'm a famous lover, if you have any relationship problems, tell me, and you can grab it!"

"Really?" Zhou Jinyan pouted.

"So much nonsense!" Li Lang grabbed Zhou Jinyan by the ear and slipped him away.

"What did the four-eyed boy just tell you?" He Chi leaned over, full of jealousy, "Why are you so close?"

Su Xing glanced at him and said, "Talk about love."

"Fuck me?!" He Chi put his hand under the table, sneakily pinched Su Xing's leg, "Are you still dating someone else? Are you promising?"

He Chi's buddy who runs a motorcycle tuning factory got up and said he was going to the bathroom, but He Chi called him, "Dongzi, I'll go too, let's go together!"

Lumao joked that the two of them were elementary school students, and they had to go to the toilet together.

He Chi raised his eyebrows at Su Xing, and said, "I'm going to talk about love too." After speaking, he walked away with his shoulders tied with Dongzi.

Su Xing smiled and said, "Childish."

In the bathroom, the two stood side by side by the urinal to drain the water, and He Chi suddenly said, "I need your help with something."

Dongzi pretended to be frightened, quickly pulled up his trousers, and put his hands on his shoulders: "Brother, what are you doing? You won't really talk about love with me, will you?"

"Fuck you!" He Chi scolded with a smile, and said, "It's serious business."

"What?" Toko asked.

"My car," He Chi lowered his eyelashes, stopped for a moment, and continued, "You let me sell it at your place, and you can sell as much as you can."

"Isn't it?"

Dongzi looked surprised. He Chi treated his motorcycle like a treasure. He cherished it so much that the paint would be scratched if others touched it.

"You didn't buy that car cheaply, it cost tens of thousands! You spent a lot of money to modify it a few times, how can you just sell it?" Dongzi asked.

He Chi leaned against the sink and said nonchalantly, "If you don't want to open it, it's useless to leave it alone. It's better to sell it."

"Okay," Dongzi nodded, "But boss, the market for second-hand cars is not good now, and I don't think they can be sold at a high price."

"It's okay," He Chi said, "As many as there are."

The author says:

No. 36 Middle School offers a humor class to teach students how to become masters of humor.After one semester, Chichi mastered 86 jokes, and told Xing Xing thirty times every time he mastered one.After the same semester, Xingxing mastered 86 swear words.

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