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At the beginning of the new semester, Liu Wen really left No. 36 Middle School and transferred to No. 36 Middle School.Class [-] has a new head teacher. He is a male Omega. He always hunches his back and curls up his neck, looking timid and cowering. He doesn't even dare to speak loudly to Li Lang's green hair, who is not a good bird at first glance. He said that meeting He Chi, the legendary No. [-] middle school boss, made him wish he could take a detour.

This winter vacation is over, everyone is very happy.

Li Lang made rapid progress in the mid-term exam last semester, and his father fulfilled his promise and rewarded him with a seven-day trip to Japan.Li Lang lived happily in a capitalist country like a fairy, and he could post a hundred and eighty photos a day in their WeChat group.

After returning from this trip, he was swollen and gained more than ten catties.

He Chi laughed that he looked like a bear with big arms and round waist. Li Lang looked at He Chi a few times and said, "Boss, why do I feel that you are also a little fatter? Are your abdominal muscles still there?"

"Hiss—" He Chi quickly glanced at Su Xing, winked at Li Lang and said, "Don't fucking talk nonsense!"

He Chi is very sensitive to the word "fat" now, and his winter vacation pig raising plan is officially declared bankrupt.A few days ago, he and Su Xing went on the scale together. Not only was Su Xing not heavy, but he also lost more than three catties, while he himself gained six catties.

He Chi couldn't figure it out, since the two of them stayed together all day long and ate the same food, why didn't the little number one scholar gain weight, and he was the only one who gained weight?

In addition, Su Xing happened to have a stiff neck in those few days, and his neck was uncomfortable. He sat upright while reading and watching TV without squinting.Alarm bells rang in He Chi's heart. In the past, the little champion liked to pillow his stomach, but now he is so indifferent?Could it be that he disliked him for being fat and loose?It really is fading and falling in love!

However, Li Lang is a blind guy. He patted He Chi's lower abdomen and said exaggeratedly, "Huh? Boss, where are your abs? You ran away from home?"

With his arms folded, Su Xing, who was sitting on a chair watching a show, laughed out loud.

"Fuck! My abs are so strong!"

He Chi pressed Li Lang against the wall and beat him up. Li Lang begged for mercy: "Wrong, wrong! Boss, I was wrong! Let the little one go! I have something good for you! Really!"

He Chi snorted coldly, sat back on the chair, draped Su Xing's shoulders, raised Erlang's legs, and hooked his fingers carelessly: "What good thing? Hand it over and spare you."

"Hey hey..." Li Lang took out something from his schoolbag, handed it to He Chi mysteriously from under the table, and whispered winkingly, "I brought it to you from Japan, and I went to several stores. Pick according to your taste. The original taste, I guarantee you like it!"

He Chi took it and saw that it was a CD. He flipped it to the front, and on the cover was a girl with two ponytails wearing a wide boyfriend shirt. The shirt slid down her shoulders, barely covering the key parts.She was lying on her side on the bed, her lower body was naked, her ten toes were painted bright red, she had a finger in her mouth, her eyes were blurred and provocative.

"So you like this kind of stuff?" Su Xing raised his eyebrows.

"That's not it," Li Lang was very proud, "Boss likes cute girls with double ponytails and big breasts. The key is not to be too revealing. This kind of shirt is the sexiest with or without it!"

Su Xing smacked his lips and nodded thoughtfully.

"Fuck you!" He Chi cursed, and threw the disc away without hesitation, "Who said I like this! I only like the kind who are ruthless, can read, and are the number one in the high school entrance examination!"

Li Lang didn't understand He Chi's long list of things at all, and asked suspiciously: "Isn't it? Last time I sent you a video you said..."

He Chi pinched Li Lang's neck and beat him up again.

"Hey, I'm going? What a good thing?!" Lu Mao entered the classroom with his backpack on his shoulders, bent down to pick up the disc that He Chi had thrown on the floor, looked at it in amazement, "It's like this on the first day of school Stimulation? It’s too fucking bad for your kidneys, isn’t it?”

Li Lang got up from the ground, waved his hands and said generously, "Boss doesn't want it, I'll give it to you!"

Lumao straightened his collar and refused in a very upright manner: "I can't ask for it either. Lele and I have already met our parents, and we have already stepped into the palace of marriage. From today onwards, I will correct my bad habits." , starting with quitting porn and masturbation.”

"Meet the parents?" Li Lang didn't believe it, "Is it true?"

"Of course it's true!" Green Hair said.

After He Chi asked, he found out that half a month ago, Lumao and Ke Lele went on a date in an amusement park, and were bumped into by his father when they were having sex.

他爸把他逮回家痛揍一顿，骂他不读书就知道早恋，生了这么个畜生不如打死算了！He was so happy with the beating, he lifted up his trousers, wiped the old face with his palm, and suddenly burst into laughter from ear to ear, like a face changed in a Sichuan opera, and said with relief that the child is really promising. Find a wife for him so early.

He Chi looked like he had eaten shit, and asked, "Then why is your dad beating you?"

Green Mao scratched his head: "I asked this too. He said that this was a sense of ritual in life, and the child had to do a meal first. This is the rules."

Li Lang rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "Bah! What rules! Just enjoy the power of being a father! My old man is also like this. He usually doesn't care about me at all. He socializes outside all day and doesn't even see himself. Ask me to do it." What a bad thing, he is good, he runs faster than anyone else, and he is the first to show up and beat me!"

"There's still this rule?" He Chi muttered, glanced at Su Xing, leaned over and whispered, "We don't have a father anyway, why don't you beat me up and I'll beat you up? Let's enjoy the time as well." Father's power."

"Okay," Su Xing wrote his name on the title page of the new textbook without looking up, "I'll come first, remember to call for an ambulance in advance."

He Chi swallowed, slapped the table, and spoke righteously: "I oppose your two fathers' rude actions. I think fathers and children should be equal. What does the history textbook say? Human rights are born!"

Li Lang didn't take it seriously: "Boss, if you want your child to fall in love early in the first year of high school, what should you do?"

“老子揍不死这逼崽子！”贺迟顺嘴胡诌，“揍得他再也不相信爱情从此人生只有学习。包皮割了吗就谈恋爱？”

"Then how many human rights are you gifted with?" Li Lang laughed hard.

Once these few people started talking nonsense, they would say anything nasty and dirty. Su Xing seldom participated, but now he interjected: "Yes."

"What?" Lumao wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "What are you talking about, Xueba?"

Su Xing said seriously: "It's true that you shouldn't fall in love in high school."

The smile on He Chi's face stopped abruptly, and he "uh" a few times, like a repeater cassette, "uh" for a long time without uttering a complete sentence.

"Are you right?" Su Xing turned his face and asked He Chi with a smile.

He Chi immediately shook his head, shaking his head like a rattle: "No! Of course not! In the future, my child will have to fall in love early, and if I don't, I won't recognize this little bastard! Learning and falling in love must be grasped with both hands! Both hands must be hard!"

After finishing speaking, he bumped Su Xing with his elbow, and asked carefully, "Right?"

Su Xing was writing his name on the physics textbook when He Chi bumped into him, and the last stroke of the word "star" abruptly drew a horizontal line on the book.

He didn't speak, put down his pen with a cold face, and glanced at He Chi.

He Chi stretched out his hands to rub Su Xing's face, and teased him, "It's alright, alright, I'll be angry about such little things, and I'll be angry at this and that all day long. I'm full of anger, and the custard bag is not as good as you."

He picked up the pen and drew three sunflowers on the horizontal line of the word "star".

"Here, how's it going?" He Chi proudly pushed the book in front of Su Xing.

"Ugly." Su Xing commented concisely.

"Then why don't you give me this book." He Chi dug out the physics textbook from a pile of new books on the table, and said, "Let's exchange it, mine is a brand new one."

After finishing speaking, he took Su Xing's book.

"No change."

Su Xing quickly grabbed his book with sunflowers, and stuffed it into the drawer with a blank expression.

He Chi secretly laughed, he obviously liked it but insisted on being stubborn, why is this little champion who has a different heart in his family so cute.

In short, Lu Mao unilaterally determined that he and Ke Lele had already met their parents.

What does meeting a parent mean?

It means that this marriage is almost done!

During the lunch break, Lumao went to the small supermarket and bought a bag of candies to distribute to the class, saying that he would treat everyone to a wedding candy in advance.

Ke Le threw his shoes at him cheerfully, and the green hair was still happy after being beaten.

"Old college bully, go on! Remember to pay the share!"

Lumao yelled and threw them a pack of milk candies.

"Stupid."

He Chi smiled and cursed, took the bag of candy and opened it, fed one to Su Xing, and peeled another for himself.

Su Xing felt sleepy after lunch, leaning on the back of the chair, with his hands in the pink baby warmer, and the pink cushion that He Chi bought for him on his back, with milk candy in his mouth, drowsy.

He Chi looked at Su Xing with his chin propped up, his eyes were soft enough to drip water, he said "little lazy cat" in a low voice, and stretched out his hand to gently knead the back of Su Xing's neck.

Su Xing was so comfortable being rubbed by him, like a cat, he half-closed his eyes lazily, and slowly fell asleep.

On Saturday night, everyone went to a newly opened steam seafood restaurant for dinner.

Zhou Jinyan was wearing a pair of denim overalls, a red and white striped sweater, and a yellow wool cap on his head. When Li Lang met him, he laughed at him as a primary school student.

Zhou Jinyan asked Su Xing: "A Xing, my mother clearly said that I look handsome in this way, do I look like a primary school student?"

Su Xing touched the tip of his nose. He really couldn't lie, so he replied tactfully: "It's cute, it looks younger."

Zhou Jinyan sighed: "I can't let my mother buy clothes for me in the future."

He Chi peeled shrimp and crabs for Su Xing, and Su Xing picked out the snail meat with a toothpick, and then put the picked snail meat into He Chi's bowl.

Li Lang's green hair and the others were big-hearted, and they never noticed anything wrong.Zhou Jinyan is much more careful, why is Ah Xing so close to Boss He?He took a conch, but couldn't get any meat out after working for a long time, but Su Xing didn't see it, and was only focused on picking out the conch meat for He Chi, so Zhou Jinyan said sourly, "Crabs and conch are best friends."

Li Lang: "Little glasses, what are you expressing your feelings for?"

He then emphasized, "A Xing and I are best friends!"

All the people at the table looked up at him in surprise, Zhou Jinyan looked at He Chi and then at Su Xing with aggrieved eyes, and said without confidence: "Isn't it?"

"Yes." Su Xing patted his head with a smile, "Why not?"

Zhou Jinyan smirked, and started sucking the conch happily again.

He Chi snorted, and shrugged his shoulders indifferently, what are the four-eyed cubs eating with him?He is not Su Xing's friend, he is her boyfriend.

After dinner, I went to play board games for a while. It was already late. When I arrived at the bus station, the last bus had just left, so I had to walk back.

Lumao and Ke Lele went home in the opposite direction, Li Lang and Zhou Jinyan started arguing again without knowing what they said, Zhou Jinyan chased Li Lang and beat him angrily.

Seeing that the two of them ran away, He Chi took Su Xing's hand and said impatiently, "Hurry up!"

Su Xing smiled and asked, "Quick what?"

"Give me a hug!" He Chi hugged Su Xing, sighed softly, and said, "I haven't hugged you all day, I'm suffocating!"

"Stupid." Su Xing cursed, and obediently reached out to hug He Chi back.

The two hugged quietly for a while on the deserted path, and then walked back to Ruyi District holding hands.

"What did you have for lunch today?"

"Cook dumplings."

"I ordered KFC takeout."

"Eat less takeout."

"Then you come to my place to cook tomorrow."

"It will rain tomorrow."

"I'll pick you up in a car."

The two chatted all the way, mostly this kind of conversation without nutrition and content, but they just didn't find it boring.

When they arrived downstairs at Su Xing's house, He Chi held Su Xing's waist and said, "I'm leaving?"

"Let's go." Su Xing said.

He Chi held Su Xing even tighter: "You really left?"

Su Xing pushed him and said, "Let's go."

The two scribbled for a while, He Chi hailed a taxi on the taxi-hailing app, and the driver called at the alley ahead to remind him, so he reluctantly left.

Su Xing went upstairs, and his phone vibrated in the corridor. He thought it was a message from He Chi, but when he opened it, it was a text message from Zhou Jinyan.

——Ah Xing, are you and Boss He in a relationship?

Su Xing held his mobile phone and shook his head helplessly, but this guy still saw it. As expected of wearing glasses, having four eyes is more clever.

He graciously admitted yes.

Zhou Jinyan's message came back very quickly.

--I knew it!Don't worry, I will definitely not tell others!

——Then you have Boss He, I’m still your best friend

Su Xing smiled and replied without any hesitation.

——Yes, just like crabs and conchs, you and I are also best friends.

He took the key to open the door, the kitchen was not turned on, and in the darkness, there was a little fire at the window.

It was Su Hong leaning against the window and smoking.

"Who is that?" she asked.

Su Xing's figure paused in the dark, he put the shoes on the shoe rack, and said, "Boyfriend."

"Boy friend?"

Su Hong was stunned. A few seconds later, she threw away the cigarette, turned on the light in the kitchen, stared at Su Xing fiercely and asked, "Are you trying to annoy me?"

Su Xing was very calm. He poured himself a bowl of water, raised his head and drank it all, and said, "Don't worry about it, I'm in love with him, seriously."

Su Hong sneered: "Okay, find time to bring me to see the house."

The author says:

Xingchi eats seafood together. Xingxing picks a snail meat with a toothpick, but Chichi snatches it away before he can eat it.Chichi took a picture of the snail and sent it to Moments, with the words "My Star", which is ambiguous and arouses people's imagination.Finally, Chichi set this circle of friends as "only visible to Zhou Jinyan"