Pretend to B

Early on Sunday morning, Su Xing was halfway through brushing his teeth when he found that the drain was blocked.

He thought it was Su Hong who drank too much and vomited, so he took a chopstick and poked it proficiently, it was cleared up quickly, the water accumulated in the sink flowed away, he took out the chopsticks and was about to throw it away, I found a bunch of hair wrapped around the chopsticks, which was as much as a baby's fist.

He didn't pay much attention to it. Su Hong's hair was long and thick, and she always stood in front of the mirror to comb her hair. After a long time, it would inevitably block the drain.

After breakfast, he cleaned up the wine bottles and cigarette butts left in the living room. When he was cleaning the floor, he found that the house was full of hair.

Groups of light brown long curly hair fell on the corners of the table, the bottom of the sofa, and the corner of the wall. Su Hong always took good care of her beautiful hair, and it was the first time that so many falling hairs appeared at home.

He took the garbage downstairs and threw it away, and went to a small shop to buy some quick-frozen food. When he checked out, he thought about it and heard that eating sesame seeds would nourish his hair, so he went back to the shelf and took a bag of black sesame paste.

In the afternoon, he took a job to help two junior high school students with their homework, each paper was 25.The biological paper was half done, and the door was pushed open roughly.

Su Hong was leaning on the door frame, holding her right wrist with her left hand and gently pinching it, her eyes were still sleepy, her hair was messed up and tied behind her head.

Su Xing paid special attention to it, and found that Su Hong's hair volume was visibly reduced to the naked eye, and a piece of scalp the size of a fingernail was even exposed on the left forehead.

"Is there anything to eat?" Su Hong yawned and asked.

Su Xing pointed to the outside with a pen, and said, "There are eggs on the table, and dumplings in the pot."

Su Hong sniffed and said, "No more injections recently? The room is full of smells."

"If you don't go out, don't call."

Without raising his head, Su Xing took a picture of the answers to the completed multiple-choice questions with his mobile phone and sent them to the two students.

"Hey!" Su Hong raised her eyebrows and half-closed her eyes, "I advise you to put it on in the room as well. The people living upstairs, downstairs, front, back, left, and right are all perverts. If they are found out, when the time comes." I just patronize and miss you, you are young and good-looking, but your mother and I are old and ugly, so there is no business!"

Su Xing worked out a problem on the manuscript paper, the hand holding the pen paused, and the tip of his nose poked a deep black spot on the paper.

He calmly put down his pen, walked to the door, looked at Su Hong without any emotion, and said, "The eggs are on the table, and the dumplings are in the pot."

After saying this, Su Xing closed the door directly.

"Okay," Su Hong sneered, "Awesome!"

She dragged her swollen knees to the toilet. When she was brushing her teeth, she suddenly became dizzy, and a white light exploded in front of her eyes. Tube.

It may be due to lack of meals and hypoglycemia.When the sudden dizziness passed, she absent-mindedly rinsed her mouth to wash away the bitter taste in her mouth, then squeezed out the ointment and applied it to the erythema on her neck, pulled down the neckline of her pajamas, and carefully observed in the mirror. It had been two days Yes, not only did the plaque not disappear, it seemed to have grown a little bit.

Is it a skin disease?Fleas in bed?

She evenly spread the erythromycin eye ointment on the erythema with her fingertips, not paying too much attention to this inconspicuous little spot.

Su Xing was halfway through the test paper when his phone vibrated suddenly. It was He Chi's news.

Second uncle of your father: What are you doing?

Su Xing smiled, put down his pen and stretched, walked to the window to bask in the sun and replied.

Star: work

He Chi was lazily leaning against the head of the bed. Last night, he had a dark night with Li Lang and the others. He didn't go to sleep until after four o'clock. When he opened his eyes, it was now 03:30 in the afternoon.

When he saw Su Xing's news, he immediately sat up straight and didn't even care about typing, so he sent a voice message directly.

Second uncle of your father: what do you do?Did you go out to distribute leaflets again in the minus three degrees?Or where did you go to hold a sign for promotion?Last time your hands were red from the cold and you still don’t have a long memory?Su Xing, let me warn you, hurry up and find me a warm place to nest, send me a location and I will pick you up!

He still felt puzzled after saying this, so he added another sentence.

Second uncle of your father: I must beat you up!

Su Xing was unexpectedly obedient this time, and immediately sent He Chi a real-time location.

He Chi was in a hurry, the weather forecast issued a frost warning, Su Xing's hands were as cold as ice in summer, and he would have to get sores if he was going to hand out leaflets outside for a day.He picked up a coat from the hanger and put it on, hurriedly put on his trousers, before he even had time to fasten his trouser belt, he picked up the motorcycle key and ran outside, picked up his mobile phone and glanced, it showed that the location was "" Lane [-], Lane Nine, Ruyi District, Tongguan Street, Xinyang City".

He Chi didn't realize it until he was halfway through the shoes.

Second uncle of your father: Are you at home?

Star: Well, working at home and going to the pharmacy

Second uncle of your father: Why are you going to the pharmacy?Where is it uncomfortable?sick?Is it serious?

Star: No, didn’t you say you were going to beat me up, I’ll prepare some wound medicine in advance

He Chi choked for a moment, and scrolled up the chat history, trying to withdraw the outrageous "I have to beat you up", but the sending time has exceeded 2 minutes and cannot be withdrawn.

Your second uncle: ...

Second uncle of your father: I said it the wrong way, I mean please brother Xing beat me up!Show no mercy!Hit me hard!

Su Xing leaned against the window, tapped lightly on the window frame with one hand, and couldn't help laughing at the phone.

The two chatted about what was there, and He Chi said that he would send the motorcycle to be refitted in a while, and a friend of his had bought a batch of new equipment from abroad. He went over to have a look, and asked Su Xing stickily what to do if they separated. Have you missed him for a long time?

Su Xing laughed, why have we been separated for so long, we obviously haven't seen each other for two days this weekend, and last night we even videotaped for an hour, and then He Chi had the cheek to insist on giving Su Xing a bath, but after being rejected by Su Xing, he faced the camera Grinning badly, he took off his shirt with a movement of his hands. Su Xing was dazzled by the strong muscles in He Chi's lower abdomen, and turned off the video in a hurry with a blushing face.

He Chi persistently asked Su Xing if he really wanted him or not.

Before finishing typing the word "think", Su Hong's scream came from outside the door, accompanied by a "pop", the sound of a porcelain bowl falling to the ground, he put down his phone with a frown, and went out of the room for a while. Look, the bowl of dumplings warmed with hot water in the kitchen pot was overturned to the ground, the bowl was broken into three pieces, and the swollen dumplings rolled all over the floor.

Su Hong hurriedly put her hands behind her back to cover her suddenly stiff and unbendable fingers.

She was afraid that Su Xing would find out that something was wrong, so she walked to her room with a cold face, said "It's so hot, eat a fart", and closed the door heavily.

The ground was in a mess, some dumplings were broken, and the stuffing inside was splashed everywhere. The soup flowed into the cracks of the floor tiles, and the greasy dirt accumulated in the cracks floated out.

The soup flowed down the floor tiles to his toes, blurring a dark spot on the gray cotton slippers.Su Xing suddenly felt a sense of irritability, he clenched his fists, closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

In the end, he pursed his lips, took the trash can and rag without saying a word, squatted down and cleaned the floor.

When he returned to the room, He Chi's screen had already been swiped by He Chi's messages, and the screen was full of "Miss me", "Where is anyone? Run away?", "Come out to chat"...

Su Xing dried his hands and replied to He Chi that he went to the bathroom just now.

Second Uncle Your Dad: The takeaway is here, I’ll go eat something to fill my stomach first, I’m so hungry that I’m dizzy

Star: Okay, next time don't wake up so late

Second uncle of your father: Follow orders!The cruel little champion!

The accompanying picture is a piggy holding a wreath and twisting its butt.

Su Xing stared at the little pig for a long time, stretched out his fingers and tapped on the pig's nose, and the sullen feeling in his heart gradually subsided.

Second uncle of your father: Night video?

Star: good

Second uncle of your father: The one without clothes?

Star:?

Second Uncle Your Father: I'm taking it off, you can do whatever you want!