Pretend to B

Eight classes and more than 400 people crowded in the auditorium.

After the instructor counted the number of people, starting from class one, everyone lifted up their sleeves to expose their arms, and the two teachers in the infirmary checked in turn.

"Hey, tell me," He Chi sat on the seat with his feet crossed, and talked to Su Xing, who was sitting next to him, "How stupid is it to stick a needle in the arm directly? You can see it at a glance."

Su Xing: "..."

The battalion commander held a microphone on the podium and roared magnificently: "Speed ​​up! Be sure to find out! If you can't find your arm, take off your pants! Check me in all directions! We must catch these two black sheep!"

He Chi was shocked: "Fuck! Do you want to take off your pants?!"

Su Xing snorted coldly: "Pricking needles in my own butt, perverted."

He Chi: "..."

Classes [-] to [-] were all checked, and there was nothing to gain, and then it was the turn of Class [-].

Seeing that the inspection team was getting closer and closer to the area of ​​Class [-], Su Xing thought he had to find an excuse to leave first. He Chi next to him didn't know why, and seemed a little anxious, twisting and turning his position.

Su Xing was annoyed by him and said, "What are you doing? Epilepsy?"

The inspection of the first four shifts has passed halfway, and there is no longer any delay.

Su Xing stood up, unexpectedly, He Chi also stood up from his seat at this time, and the heads of the two of them bumped into each other firmly.

"What are you two doing?" Monkey scolded with a straight face.

Su Xing: "Stomach hurts."

He Chi: "Headache."

The two spoke almost at the same time.

Monkey: "...what and what? Where does it hurt?"

He Chi clasped Su Xing's shoulder, lowered his head and asked in a low voice, "Your stomach hurts? Is it serious? I'll help you to the infirmary."

Su Xing: "No need."

Monkey: "I still have the strength to mutter, it doesn't look serious, sit down!"

Su Xing: "No, I'm going to vomit."

He Chi continued, "I can't do it either, I'm going to pull it off."

Li Lang and Lu Mao followed suit: "Instructor, let them go, what if they really vomit later? Hundreds of people will be smoked to death!"

"Yes, instructor!" Wu Chao echoed, "I testify that classmate He Chi had diarrhea in the dormitory this morning, it was serious!"

The three of them had their own ulterior motives, Lu Mao thought that the boss was the boss, and at this time, he had to hurry up and find an excuse to go out alone with his sister-in-law; Li Lang felt that He Chi was simply addicted to cigarettes, so he made up a lie and slipped out to smoke; I didn't think about anything, although I don't know why my eldest brother would do this, anyway, it's right to flatter first.

The monkey looked at the two doctors who were being examined, frowned and thought for a while, then waved his hands helplessly, and said, "Hurry up! Hurry up!"

Su Xing and He Chi walked out one after the other. Their seats were in the middle, and the seats in the auditorium were narrowly spaced. They had to pass through many people to get to the aisle.

Halfway through, the battalion commander on the stage shouted more and more excitedly, and said angrily: "Now there is still a chance to stand up and surrender yourself! If you are found out, you will be punished strictly! Strictly deal with it! Frankly, you will be lenient!"

Then, two boys from class seven raised their hands tremblingly: "Instructor, I, we surrender..."

Su Xing stopped in his tracks.

He Chi followed behind him and asked, "What's wrong?"

Su Xing: "Suddenly healed."

He Chi: "What a coincidence, I'm fine too."

The two turned their heads, walked back to their seats and sat down.

Lumao: What fun little game?

Li Lang: "Fuck, someone turned himself in! Lao He, stop smoking and come back to watch the fun!"

Wu Chao: Although I don't understand anything, I still want to flatter.

Wu Chao: "Boss He, please sit down!"

The two Omegas got two bottles of Alpha camouflage potion. It was purely for the fun of the sophomore boy. While the housekeeper was not paying attention, he followed the crowd into the male Alpha dormitory. The whole building was restless all night.

"You two things that don't make progress!" The head teacher of the seventh class stood in the audience and howled bitterly, "How old are you and you still play for fun! You just know how to play! Can this kind of thing be fooled!"

The two boys were carried onto the stage, shivering like two chicks.

The battalion commander raised his palms to signal everyone to be quiet. He pointed into the microphone and educated earnestly: "At your age, it is understandable to be playful, but this kind of behavior has greatly affected other students! It has also greatly hindered the progress of our military teaching! "

One of the boys raised his hand weakly, and his voice was softer than a mosquito: "Battalion, Battalion Commander, but when we ran out of syringes, we broke them into pieces and threw them into the urinal..."

The class teacher in the audience didn't hear what he said at all, and scratched his neck and cursed anxiously: "I still want to quibble! Don't admit my mistake!"

The boy took two steps back, looking at his expression, he was about to cry from fright.

The battalion commander coughed twice, and the head teacher fell silent.

"Because you are first-time offenders, I will give you a chance. Each of you will make a [-]-word self-criticism and hand it in tomorrow!"

The two boys looked at each other and let out a sigh of relief.

Li Lang, who was sitting in the front row, turned his head and complained to He Chi: "What does Omega think now, to get some medicine to become an Alpha? Wishful thinking!"

He Chi nodded in agreement, touched Su Xing with his knee, and said, "Omega can just find an Alpha to mark it. Do you think these two are stupid?"

Su Xing tilted his head and said expressionlessly: "Stupid."

It was rare for the little champion to agree with him once, and He Chi beamed with joy, baring the tip of his canine teeth, and said, "There is a tacit understanding."

Su Xing: "Stupid enough to want to be an Alpha, arrogant and conceited, a stallion who only knows how to mate."

He Chi: "..."

He was about to refute, but Su Xing glanced over coldly, and He Chi immediately changed his words, and said firmly, "That's why I hate Alpha the most! I only want to be friends with Beta!"

Li Lang grabbed the seat cushion with both hands:? ? ?

The author says:

Xingxing: Alpha is not a good thing He Chi: Yes, you are right (There are still 8 minutes at midnight, I wish everyone a new day and a new happiness in advance!)