Brother Xiong

Chapter 32 Shuffle

101 The two of them entered the door and fell onto the bed hugging each other.

"boom"

The back of Wan Kuixiong hit the bed frame directly.

"Fuck, it hurts..."

"Ah...daughter-in-law!" Wei Xiaoyi exclaimed, and quickly rubbed the back of his head.

Now it's all right, the slightest desire to hit is gone.

Wan Kuixiong rubbed his head and looked at Wei Xiaoyi resentfully.

"Why are you so anxious, Yi, I found that you have changed."

Wei Xiaoyi was dumbfounded by Wan Kuixiong's words.

"Eh? What changed."

"Before I said a few words of love, you would blush and feel shy, but now you will buy condoms yourself." Wan Kuixiong laughed while talking.

Wei Xiaoyi raised his forehead: "Daughter-in-law, haven't I evolved from a boy to a man? If I have always been like this, wouldn't I have always been a child? Now I am eager to grow up and become a capable person. Take good care of you."

One sentence moved Wan Kuixiong so much, he sat on the side of the bed and leaned on Wei Xiaoyi's waist: "Don't worry, I believe you will be very good in the future, my man, I know, he must be the best in the world people."

Wei Xiaoyi pinched Wan Kuixiong's nose and kissed his forehead.

The two of them didn't stay in 101 for long, and returned to 3 in just 109 minutes.

As soon as the two stepped into 109, Liu Jun and the others were dumbfounded.

"Brother Yi, are you impotent?" Liu Jun asked directly.

"puff....."

"Hahahahaha"

The whole bed burst into laughter.

Wei Xiaoyi picked up a washbasin and threw it at him.

Liu Jun quickly escaped.

Wan Kuixiong laughed loudly: "Brother Yi's big bird drives me crazy, how could he be impotent, if he is really impotent, there is still me, wait until I grow up."

..........

"Hahahaha"

Wei Xiaoyi slapped him on the buttocks: "Don't even think about it, I will accept this idea in this life."

"Cut, wait and see, I can't be 1.6 meters forever, just wait, my goal is 1.8 meters eight."

Everyone laughed wildly when they heard the 1.8m 101, [-] again.

If their squad leader can grow to 1.8 meters eight, they will write their names upside down.

Brother Yi is about 1.8 meters long, and it is estimated that he will not be lower than this height.

Wang Ruikai looked him up and down: "The height of 1.8 meters alone is enough for a bird, and your bird has to grow to [-] centimeters to be considered powerful."

"Cough cough..."

"Haha..." This is the truth.

Wei Xiaoyi winked at Wan Kuixiong with a look of interest on his face, as if to say: "Daughter-in-law, give up struggling, I'll fuck you for the rest of my life. It's so cool."

Wan Kuixiong rolled his eyes directly, Wei Xiaoyi was simply an outlier, he couldn't stand that big bird.

Seeing the two of them, Sima Yi refreshed his three views. It was so much fun. This group of people was different from his previous school. Although he only stayed in the school in City A for more than ten days, the atmosphere was completely different from here. It is incomparable.

The rain stopped outside, it was almost noon, a group of mighty people left the dormitory.

Chu Jiang and a few shop assistants have been with several teachers and the principal all the time. They all took shovels and opened a few small openings in the courtyard wall. They used water pumps to draw water out, and the three water pumps were operated at the same time.

With the water pump, there is no need for their help. 21 people took a few torches and a few garbage cans from the cafeteria and started to clean up the campus garbage.

A lot of garbage was flooded everywhere, a mess, and they acted independently.

Liu Xiao and the two class teachers were very pleased. Not only did these children not make trouble, but they also took the initiative to help with good deeds. How could they not like it.

Everyone was busy until after three o'clock in the afternoon before cleaning up.

The water is almost pumped out, and the front of the teaching building is dry, leaving only some small puddles.

The water in the cafeteria, dormitory, and basketball court is almost exhausted.

As for the playground, don't worry about it, there are a few small holes in the courtyard wall to let the water flow out by itself.

Chu Jiang brought them a boxed lunch, and drove directly to the school. Now the car can drive directly into the school.

When everyone saw the BMW, they all gathered around to watch.

Even School Liu and a few teachers looked at Chu Jiang differently. This is a fucking big local tyrant.

Chu Jiang looked calm, and stood behind Wan Kuixiong silently and respectfully.

Wan Kuixiong never asked Chu Jiang to do this, it may be the sequelae left over from his previous life, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with it, he and Chu Jiang have always been like this, not only Chu Jiang, but also several people around him Brother, it's just that he didn't intend to force it in this life. If he meets him, he will meet him.

There were onions in the lunch box, Wei Xiaoyi took the initiative to pick the onions into his bowl, and everyone knew that Wan Kuixiong didn't eat onions and was allergic to them.

When Wan Kuixiong stayed with these children, his heart returned to the beginning. Recently, the more he lived, the more he went back, but the more he lived, the happier he was.

After dinner, the principal asked them all to go home, but they were rejected, because they had to report again tomorrow afternoon, and they only stayed for one night when they went back today, so there was really no need to bother.

The principal had no choice but to agree, but he was not allowed to leave the school gate. After all, they were at school and did not go home.

Everyone also agrees that it's rare that they don't have to go to class, and it's okay to stay at school. They have so many brothers, and they are afraid that they will be bored.

After eating, the sun came out unexpectedly, and finally saw the sky.

With the sun, everyone began to clean up the dormitories and drain the sewage by themselves. The boys in the second class also enjoyed the blessings, but they only cleaned up the water in the corridor, and the other dormitories had nothing to do with them.

Not to mention that the sun is quite bright in the afternoon, it is rare that a group of boys know how to dry their quilts, and they all put the quilts on the basketball court.

As long as there is a place where a quilt can be put on, it is occupied by them.

A few teachers didn't say anything when they saw it. After all, it was a holiday, so they were free to toss about.

In the afternoon, not only the sun came out, but also the electricity. The principal specially arranged for the cafeteria to provide them with enough food for the two days.

It is rare for 21 people to open a small stove.

Before eating, Wan Kuixiong went to the basketball court with two new decks of playing cards.

"Come on, let me teach you about fancy shuffling and how to use playing cards to defend yourself."

Wan Kuixiong didn't know which pocket of Wei Xiaoyi's trousers he took out a few plum candies and put them in his mouth.

So when people heard it, they immediately gathered around and shuffled the cards in a fancy way?Poker self-defense?

"Well, besides fighting the landlord, playing cards are also a kind of self-defense artifact. I don't know if you have seen it. It is definitely not allowed to kill people, but it is completely okay to hurt others."

As soon as Wan Kuixiong finished speaking, he picked up a playing card between the middle finger and index finger of his right hand, and quickly flew towards the direction behind everyone not far away.

"what"

A scream sounded in an instant, and everyone turned their heads to look back. It was Lao Cao, who was holding a large bag of apples in his left hand and chewing an apple in his right hand, with a poker stuck firmly on top of the apple.

Lao Cao was frightened to death, his eyes stared straight.

"Hahahaha." Wan Kuixiong died laughing. He saw Lao Cao coming over just now, and he deliberately punished him.

Everyone was taken aback, how accurate it was, and how powerful it was, oh my god.

Lao Cao reacted, saw that it was a poker card, confiscated it immediately, and put the apple on the table tennis table next to the basketball court.

Fuck, I was sentenced to death before it even started.

"Old Cao, it's good to keep a pair. We don't gamble, we just play." Wan Kuixiong hurriedly pleaded.

"No, it must be confiscated." Lao Cao said firmly.

Seeing that he was unwilling to accommodate, Wan Kuixiong saw the cafeteria, and suddenly had an idea, and shouted towards the cafeteria: "Master, Mrs. Cao has private money hidden in the sole of Mr. Cao's shoes, Mrs...."

Lao Cao was so frightened that he instantly covered Wan Kuixiong's mouth.

"Uh...uh..."

Not long after, a woman came out of the cafeteria. A typical rural woman, tall and thick, walked towards the basketball court with her sleeves rolled up.

"Who? Who yelled just now? Lao Cao, are you brave enough to hide your private money?"

As soon as the woman opened her mouth, Lao Cao immediately faltered and coaxed her quickly.

"Wife, wife, the children are talking nonsense, they just tease me."

Wan Kuixiong was about to continue speaking when Lao Cao immediately threw a deck of cards to him.

Everyone suppressed a smile.

The woman glanced at these young men, thinking that it was impossible for Lao Cao to hide his private money, then turned around and walked back to the cafeteria.

Lao Cao watched his wife leave and glared at Wan Kuixiong fiercely.

"Just play for a while, hand it in after dinner."

Wan Kuixiong smiled and made an OK gesture to him.

Lao Cao lifted his foot and left, leaving the apple for them.

Everyone in 101, seeing Lao Cao walking away, patted the table tennis table next to him, and the laughing people turned their backs.

It turned out that their homeroom teacher was afraid of his wife.

"Hahahaha"

The boys in Class 109 of [-] also laughed, the head teacher is quite interesting.

But their Nobita is more interesting, he doesn't show any fear, and dares to threaten their class teacher. This blatant threat is really unexpected.

Instead, Wei Xiaoyi picked up a card, put the apples in the bag on the table tennis table, and shot himself three meters away.

It's just that, let alone inserting an apple, even the direction is wrong.

Seeing his astonished expression, Wan Kuixiong died laughing.

He practiced for a long time at the beginning.

Wan Kuixiong put away the cards.

"Come on, let me teach you how to shuffle the cards first."

In a word, everyone quickly gathered around.

A deck of playing cards comes alive in the hands of Wan Kuixiong. The real trick is exactly the same as those gods of gamblers on TV. The two hands are constantly switching, and the playing cards are constantly crossing and jumping in his hands. A simple fan opening method, Everyone was dazzled.

So handsome.

This is much more interesting than playing basketball or football.

Wan Kuixiong also used playing cards to make a few simple magic tricks for everyone, everyone was drunk, what else did he not know.

After the fancy shuffling was over, Wan Kuixiong taught himself how to use playing cards as darts and how to defend himself.

Listening attentively one by one is much more fun than attending class.

After mastering the basic skills, everyone started to practice with a few playing cards.

In the end, no one ate the big bag of apples, so they took all the playing cards and practiced darts.

When it was time to eat, Lao Cao and several school teachers from School Liu, including class three teacher Lao He, gathered around the basketball court to watch their performance.

Apart from Wan Kuixiong, there are really a few who can hit it, and Wei Xiaoyi is one of them, and his strength is no worse than Wan Kuixiong's.

Wan Kuixiong's eyes widened. This person seems to have only been playing for less than 10 minutes, and he has become proficient in his skills. If he practiced a lot in the future, he might be even better than him.

Hey, it really is the man he likes. From this incident, it can be seen that if this Wei Xiaoyi is a few years older and has experienced more things, he will definitely be a very powerful person.

Regarding the matter that Wei Xiaoyi has mastered the essentials, the boys in class 109 and [-] are all very proud, and their class monitor is also very good, isn't it?

Principal Liu was a little surprised to see them, but in the end the playing cards were still taken away.

It's just that what the teachers don't know is that there are several pairs in the dormitory, and they still have them after taking them away.

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