[Entertainment Circle] Today, I am still very sad

(1) Reasons for lifting iron

Since becoming a trainee, the places where I have stayed the longest are the small green house and the studio. Lee Ji-hoon, who has only had a crush on one Nuna as a solo mother, is getting annoyed recently.

He never knew that going out with girls was such a worry!

As long as you stand side by side with Gu Linzi, you will attract the attention of everyone around you, even if those who look at them don't know that they are idols, they will look at them uncontrollably. I really want to keep a low profile.

As a result, most of the dating places for two people have become places such as movie theaters where they need to sit for a long time. They meet directly at the agreed place to avoid the possibility of two people walking carelessly on the road.In short, if you can sit, you will never stand, if you can lie down, you will never sit, no, you can't lie down, that's hooliganism!

Gu Linzi, a sand sculpture group bully who would die if he didn't scratch his head every day, didn't get Teacher Li's troubles at all, and often challenged the other party's tolerance limit.

For example, after reading the sentence "Is the air I breathe dirty?", Gu Linzi thought it was very considerate and hugged the little teacher Li from behind, letting him experience 1 What kind of air does Mi 8 smell like...

For another example, whenever Gu Linzi feels tired, due to the height difference between her and Li Zhixun, she really can't rely on her shoulders. Her neck can't stand such a toss, so she usually takes advantage of her height, Gently stand on tiptoe, and then put the head on Li Zhixun's head, or hang the whole person behind Li Zhixun like a big pet dog...

It's as if Mr. Li from Alaska carrying two hundred catties on his back: [email protected]#$%^&*

In order not to let the situation of being held high by female tickets and hanging on his body like a giant pendant appear, Li Zhixun took Kim Min Kyu to the gym and set foot on the road of no return.

Since height can't dominate, let's work hard on weight and strength!I see, Gu Linzi, that you will still hold your hand high in the future!

(2) How to kiss handsomely

After finally solving the dating problem, Mr. Li faced a new problem after the rapid development of their relationship.

How can a 164 boy kiss a 175 girl so handsomely?

It's so embarrassing to tiptoe up or something!Please forgive him for not being able to do it!

The gentleman who noticed the distress of his own group bully thoughtfully sent him his female ticket and sent him a certain anime, and posted a small note saying: "Zhixun, the male protagonist of this anime is 156, and the female protagonist is from 170." It has grown to 172, and the difference of 16 centimeters is also successful, and you are only 11 centimeters behind. Take a good look, learn from experience, and you can do it too!"

Your sister's learning experience!

Although Mr. Li said so, his body still put away the animation very honestly.

After watching the whole anime, Mr. Li couldn't help but want to wipe a tear for the heroine. When he met the heroine who was short and slow, it was really not easy to persevere so hard. Think about a fool, Why do they suddenly feel that their situations are so similar!

Li Zhixun summed up two handsome kissing methods from this anime.

The first method of handsome kissing: Since you can't reach it standing up, try squatting.

The ideal is full, but the reality is cruel.On the day of Gu Linzi's birthday, I originally squatted on the side of the dormitory downstairs secretly, planning to give Gu Linzi a surprise, and waited for her to appear, and then dragged her to squat down to give the gift, and then I could kiss, but Gu Linzi dawdled on it long time.After she came down and delivered the birthday presents, the critical moment finally came. When it was time to kiss, Li Zhixun's legs went numb, and he couldn't squat properly and rushed to the street.

"What's the matter with you today? I told you not to stand, but to squat, your legs are numb?" Mr. Li, who was caught by Gu Linzi's arms in time and survived the rush to the street, doesn't feel very good now.

Method one failed!

The second method of handsome kissing: if you are not tall enough, use the steps to make up for it, and learn about step kissing!

Summing up the failure experience of method [-], Li Zhixun realized that sometimes it is not good to prepare too much and too early, so after a certain date, Mr. Li, who insisted on taking a walk together, took Gu Linzi to a small park with steps down , and then gradually slowed down, from the two walking side by side to standing on a higher step behind her.

Gu Linzi, who always felt strange, turned around when she realized that there was no one around her. Teacher Li, who was just about to grab the other party for a kiss, stepped on the ground and was about to fly out.

Gu Linzi, who had quick eyes and quick hands, put his arms around the opponent's waist.

Teacher Li who was hugged by the female ticket like dancing and leaned up: I'm really not happy at all ￣へ￣

After failing one after another, Teacher Li finally found the crux of the problem. His girlfriend is too shaky and doesn't cooperate at all. What can she do?

With a bit of wink, Gu Linzi preemptively sensed that Li Zhixun was about to let go of his stamina: "What's wrong with you recently? Do you want to kiss me?"

Blinking his eyes dully, swallowing his saliva, Teacher Li's ears turned red naturally.

"So it's true..." Gu Linzi smiled after finishing speaking, then suddenly approached, pulled Li Zhixun by the collar and kissed him.

Mr. Li, who was not happy at all after being picked up and kissed by a female ticket...

So he's not handsome at all, okay?The handsomeness belongs to Gu Linzi!Well, forget it, since we have all kissed, forget it.First time acquaintance and second time acquaintance, he always has a chance...

(3) My boyfriend is super cute!

In view of the series of behaviors of Gu Linzi's classmate that caused a series of harm to Teacher Li's soul, the seventeen families who were worried that they would become the target of the group bully Teacher Li got together and wanted to find a way to calm Teacher Li's anger. How much weight can be depends on this wave!

Special action planners: Choi Seungcheol, Yoon Jeonghan, Kim Minkyu, Bu Seungkwan

Special Operations Contacts: Hong Zhixiu, Quan Yuanyou

Special action executors: Shinki Yuri, Pei Jingya

Special Operations Target: Gu Linzi

Field Workers: The remaining members of the Seventeen Family

"Aren't you and Woozi a bit weird lately?" Shinki Yuri, who didn't know how to write insinuations and euphemisms, hit a straight ball as soon as he came up.

Listening to the conversation on the other end of the phone, Yin Jinghan slapped himself on the forehead. How could he have forgotten the temperament of this younger brother and sister?The girl who can support Hong Zhixiu crazily in the waiting room, can she be expected to be more tactful?Why do you feel that after the siblings get together with each other, their IQ starts to plummet?

"Why do you ask?" Gu Linzi threw a peanut into his mouth, and frowned at the strange two sisters in front of him.

"Ah, it's nothing, I just heard from Yuan Youyuan that Mrs. Li is always moaning and sighing in the dormitory recently...they have nothing to do there recently, so I just want to ask if something happened to you two?" Pei Jingya tried hard to let His own tone sounded calmer and nothing unusual.

"No, it's pretty good." Gu Linzi ate peanuts to himself.

Seeing that the two people on the opposite side were about to collapse, he kept sighing in his heart that he should have brought Ye Hanyu to deal with Gu Linzi, and Gu Linzi finally spoke again.

"I just like teasing him recently..."

Yoon Jeonghan on the other side of the phone desperately winked at Kim Mingyu who was holding the phone next to him, did you hear that, the point is coming, hurry up and record!

"Don't you think his blushing face is so cute when he is angry? I really want to reach out and pinch it every time, but I hold back because of the self-esteem of a certain man. "

"Just like a little white cat, sometimes I really want to reach out and scratch his chin..."

After listening to a bunch of Gu Linzi's fancy compliments on the cuteness of the boys, the people in the [-]th dormitory shed tears of excitement.

After submitting the recording, Li Zhixun said in everyone's expectant eyes: "Next time I'll be solo..." Is this kind of private love talk for you guys?Of course, he was just talking to scare them.

The next day, on a date, Gu Linzi looked at Li Zhixun's face suddenly approaching him in a daze: "Why are you so close?"

"Pinch your face and scratch your chin~"

The [-] people who knew about it afterwards said: Woozi (brother), you are so double-standard! ! !