[Entertainment Circle] Today, I am still very sad

Chapter 5 Chapter 5 Salted Fish [edit]

On the evening of August 8th, the first live performance stage of "29×5".

While everyone was nervously waiting for the opening in the background, the rankings after the last competition were first announced on TV.Gu Linzi, Fu Ange, and Xinmu Yuli firmly occupy the top three positions with their wonderful performances in "Youdon't Loveme", followed by Ye Hanyu and An Youna, Pei Jingya and Jin Huiyuan The performance of "Youdon'tloveme" rushed to the top seven for the first time.

In the dark, fifteen people stood on the stage according to the designated positions. It was the first time that they faced so many audiences in the audience. accelerate.

The vigorous and cheerful prelude of "HearMe" sounded, and a beam of light shone on Ye Hanyu who was in the center in front of the stage. The front of the equilateral triangle-Ye Hanyu followed the beat with a smile on her face. Then the others behind him raised their heads row by row.

The Chinese line uniform short-sleeved white shirt, dark blue tie and British-style blue plaid pleated skirt, the Korean line adds a light blue suit jacket or knitted vest, and the Japanese line chooses a light blue sailor suit .

-The moment I looked up, I seemed to hear the sound of my heart being sniped.

Relying on the advantage of the length of the C position, which occupies nearly one-fifth of the entire song, Ye Hanyu was honored to be on the trending list, and the opening scene with her head up and her smile was intercepted by netizens as a GIF, which quickly spread. Come.

In order to prepare time for the contestants, the film crew decided to start broadcasting the interactions between the contestants that had been recorded before, explaining which clips would be played, and leaving after letting them prepare with peace of mind.

When Yu Chengcheng heard that the PD said that he was going to play one of the videos that he just recorded this morning, he secretly cried out that it was not good. Looking at the corners of Jiang Yue's mouth, he looked in Ye Hanyu's direction with some anxiety in his heart.

Because Korean groups and Korean dramas have been very popular in the past two years, the film crew expressed their desire to know whether the aesthetics of foreigners is different from that of locals.Let them choose their ideal type from a bunch of idols and actors.

After Jiang Yue, she, and Fu Ange finished selecting a few actors as their ideal type, when Ye Hanyu was about to choose, Jiang Yue suddenly said, "Hanyu is so good-looking, she must have been chased a lot in the past~ There are some actors who are similar to your former boyfriend. Are your friends similar types?"

Yu Chengcheng cursed secretly in her heart, if there is an ex-boyfriend, it is definitely impossible to have a safe option. Those uncles who are much older, then they can only choose the idol Xiaoxianrou who can attract black people. Dare to wait here~ If you say no, no one will believe it, and then it will appear that Ye Hanyu is putting on airs and her personality is too fake.

In short, no matter how you choose, you can't escape a scolding battle from fans.

"Ah, I've never had a boyfriend." As soon as Ye Hanyu finished speaking, Yu Chengcheng covered her face in a breakdown.

"Huh? Really? You are so good-looking, just kidding." Jiang Yue pretended to be surprised. She had never had a boyfriend before, so she pretended to be an innocent and good-looking baby.

"It's not that I don't want to have a boyfriend. There's a reason for this... In fact, when I was in the first grade of junior high school, I was going to confess my love to a senior. As a result, I just stopped him at the stairs, and he stopped me. He fell down the stairs, sprained his foot, and missed his senior high school entrance examination." Ye Hanyu had a regretful expression, and then said, "During the second year of junior high school, I had a crush on a male classmate, and then that time In the sports meeting, he ran 400 meters, and he was about to pass the finish line and get the first place. I planned to go to the finish line to give a water to celebrate, but the next second he slipped and fell to the finish line.... ..”

After enumerating the inexplicable misfortune of boys whom she liked in varying degrees, such as the fact that she felt good and was ready to act, Yu Chengcheng twitched the corners of her mouth. This is the Black Widow!Comes with a curse attribute!The man you fancy will not end well!

This ideal type can still be chosen!If you choose someone and something happens, you will be hacked to death!

"Is it true?" Jiang Yue looked at Ye Hanyu curiously, and made another plan, "Then you choose one, and let's see if it works~ You can just pick one ~The one who gets drawn will be your ideal type.”

Yu Chengcheng once again resisted the urge to swear, this woman is going to attack Ye Hanyu today, right?

Watching Jiang Yue pull out the photos of EXO, Infinite, VIXX, GOT7 and BTS separately, grabbing them in her hands and letting Ye Hanyu draw them, Yu Chengcheng's eyes are about to pop out, you can't afford to provoke them The choice is right, the choice is all boy groups that are in the sky or on the rise, and the fighting power of the girlfriend fan is the kind!

Ye Hanyu is not reconciled to not killing Ye Hanyu, right? The film crew's interest has already risen, and it is impossible to stop it. I just hope Ye Hanyu is lucky and chooses a safer option!

When Ye Hanyu drew Zhongtian Jiuguo from a large photo, Yu Chengcheng didn't know how to feel about this result, which was neither good nor bad. Self-consolation is not the current trend of EXO, but Tian Jiuguo is in BTS is very popular!Can't you smoke someone with low morale?Isn't Jin Nanjun, sister An Ge's relative, pretty good!How safe!

"Choosing an ideal type shouldn't cause any accidents, right? Probably to the point where you get a pimple tomorrow morning?" Ye Hanyu scratched her head, looking at the black and thick eyeliner in her hand that seemed to require no money. In the photo with too much milk, I accidentally poked my finger on the tip of the nose in the photo.Senior, Miyane~

The BTS members who saw this in front of the TV were already laughing.Nie Yuan, Nie Yuan, Tian Jiuguo called you to be someone else's idiot, now it's all over, the curse has come to you!

Jin Haoheng patted Tian Jiuguo on the shoulder, and said with a look of watching the show: "Jiu Guoer, I am looking forward to your face tomorrow morning~"

Hmph, Tian Jiuguo turned his face away, ignoring the group of people waiting to see his jokes, who does Ye Hanyu think she is!God's own daughter?She said he was going to be unlucky, he would have acne tomorrow morning, so she would definitely have acne!

Also caught in the frenzy were the fans in front of the TV.

-Wake up tomorrow morning and wait for the results, hahahahaha, our Hanyu's wonderful cursed physique~

-Don't mess with Hanyu, get in a hurry, she will choose you as her ideal type tomorrow, and confess to you, hhhhhhh~

-God's own daughter, Ye Hanyu, my father also took great pains to prevent you from falling in love early~

There are also melon-eating people who watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal, ran to leave a message under the official Twitter of BTS, hoping to see the certification photo tomorrow morning, and confirm whether this curse will be fulfilled.

Fortunately, this episode has been forgotten for the time being, because the exhibition competition has officially started. After the Korean line performed the famous songs of TVXQ, SJ, WonderGirls, Girls’ Generation, and Big Bang, the Sakura line started their anime songs. Skewers and AKB48's golden song performance.

Because during the previous practice, Fu Ange, who has always been ignorant but surprisingly dignified, told her that although they are in competition with each other, don't forget that they are from the same country. In the case of a win-win situation, unity is the way out. Gu Linzi has also calmed down a lot recently, and no longer always deliberately troubles Ye Hanyu.

When BTS heard that Fu Ange had reported the performance, they all dug their ears in disbelief. Did they hear correctly?Chinese & Chinese dialect version of "Badaojiangshan"—Wanli Jiangshan?

Fu Ange, who had an idea, changed the name of their group before speaking: "Hello everyone, we are the group 'Three Mountains and Two Pots', and the performance I'm bringing to you today is "Chinese Dialect" by the seniors of SHE. and the Chinese dialect version of "Wanli Jiangshan" adapted from "Ba Dao Jiangshan" by the seniors of BTS." Then he received the death ray from the "two basins" beside him.

-Three mountains with two basins, hahahahahaha, Fu Ange, just play it safe, be careful that Sister Chengcheng and Sister Jiangyue will beat you to death~

There is no name series below -165, hahahahaha~

-这站位三山夹两盆没错了,从左至右叶晗妤、于橙橙、傅安歌、江月、顾凛梓,168、161、170、160、171。

On the TV, Fu Ange was reading the tongue twister in the song. Jin Yuheng curiously wanted to give it a try and started reading it. He bit his tongue after barely finishing two sentences, and flattened his mouth pitifully: "Chinese is so difficult... ..."

"Your pronunciation is not standard at all." Jin Nanjun ruthlessly pointed out several mistakes in his pronunciation just now. Although he doesn't understand Chinese, he still has the ability to distinguish.

"Here we come, the Chinese dialect version of "Eight Dao Jiangshan"!" Park Zhimin patted the two who were still struggling with tongue twisters to remind them to watch TV quickly.

"Two Lakes, Two Guangxi, Two Rivers and Mountains (Hunan, Hubei, Guangdong, Guangxi, Henan, Hebei, Shandong, Shanxi),

Wujiang Yungui Fujian (Xinjiang, Heilongjiang, Jiangxi, Zhejiang, Jiangsu, Yunnan, Guizhou, Fujian, Jilin, Anhui),

Eh!Eh!Fuck it!

Sixi, Erning, Qing, Gansu and Shaanxi (Sichuan, Tibet, Ningxia, Liaoning, Qinghai, Gansu, Shaanxi),

Overseas Taipei Shangzhongtian (Hainan, Inner Mongolia, Taiwan, Beijing, Shanghai, Chongqing, Tianjin),

Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan, with a territory of 960 million, love my motherland! "

"My name is Ye Hanyu, nicknamed salted salted fish..." Ye Hanyu on the stage was seriously self-deprecating, because the pronunciation of Ye Hanyu and salted salted fish are almost the same in Cantonese, so they were not the slightest Ye Hanyu, who doesn't care about face, used it as a meme in the lyrics, and since then her nickname of "Salted Fish" has spread among fans.

The Chinese ARMYs who are chasing the survival battle are all confused. What did they hear just now? !

-Ami has already compared each dialect in "Eight Dao Jiangshan" with dialects from various parts of China, but today I heard that someone actually made it?

-Miss Yu Chengcheng from Taiwan and Ye Hanyu from Macau let me know!This paragraph turned fans and turned fans!

- Hurry up and vote for Sister Chengcheng, it's too late, Miss Sister is still at the bottom of the list!

Not long after the Chinese fan organization launched a general voting offensive for Yu Chengcheng, the voting ended. When a small video was broadcast on the TV, 15 people nervously waited for the final result.

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