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At the request of the cuties, the 3k+ e-sports double satire is coming..._(:з」∠)_

I didn't have time to edit the article, so you guys can read it..._(:з」∠)_

Ever since Ye Xiu and Ye Xiu met the "e-sports double satire" pair, the two of you will live broadcast a double row from time to time.

Many fans wanted Ye Xiu to start a live broadcast, but unexpectedly, Ye Xiu only replied with seven characters:

"It's fine if you have a daughter-in-law."

Seeing Ye Xiu's comment, the fans silently complained about his high efficiency:

...Hehe, we satirized the emperor a few days ago, but today we are daughters-in-law.

But then again, you and Ye Xiu haven't been too tired of being together since you were together. After all, as the captain of the team, you still have to put the team first—not to mention the recent piles of big and small competitions. Together.

But in the past few days, you have been especially busy.

The team researches new styles of play, and every day the team members get up early and work together late at night, so your boyfriend, Mr. Ye Xiu, has been left behind by you.

And Ye Xiu, who had never been in a relationship before, also felt like missing a girlfriend for the first time.

...My daughter-in-law ignored me for several days, and I felt a little lost. What happened.

Ye Xiu smashed his mouth, thinking a bit unpleasantly.

Knowing that your big account can't ask to add friends at will, but you haven't been on a small account recently, and I'm afraid of disturbing you when I call you, Ye Xiu swore that he had never been so hesitant.

In the end, Ye Xiu gave up contacting you.

...When you finish your work, it's time for the little girl to come to me.

However, Ye Xiu never thought that he had miscalculated. You really have no intention of contacting him at all.

Thanks to you, Ye Xiu also experienced the pain of lovesickness for the first time.

Thinking left and right, Ye Xiu suddenly remembered your new best friend—Su Mucheng.

Opening the chat box with Su Mucheng, Ye Xiu pondered for a long time before organizing his words to speak.

[Jun Moxiao]: Mucheng, are you busy?

He asked tentatively, and found that the other party responded to his message in seconds.

[It's an orange]: Here, what's the matter?

[Jun Moxiao]: ...What is the little girl doing recently?

Su Mucheng, who saw the news, couldn't help laughing while sitting in front of the computer.

It was really the first time I saw Ye Xiu deflated... It was still emotional.

[It's an orange]: Ah, you mean the flute?She is going to represent the country to compete abroad recently, the World Cup.

[It's Orange]: Wait, Dizi is the captain of our national team this time, you... you don't know everything, do you? ? ? ? ? ?

Touching his nose in embarrassment, Ye Xiu typed and replied:

[Jun Moxiao]: ...I really don't know.

What responded to him was a series of question marks from Su Mucheng, which is enough to see how angry and powerless she is at this moment as your best friend and Ye Xiu's younger sister.

Both of them were silent for a long time, and it was Su Mucheng who finally broke the awkward atmosphere.

[It's Orange]: This time our national team has set a new record in this circle, she may be... under a lot of pressure.After a while, the semi-finals and finals will be played, and the chance of winning is actually very small. Do you... want to go and see her?I will give you the address.

Eyelids twitched violently, Ye Xiu felt a little guilty, but he replied immediately.

[Jun Moxiao]: Good.

[Jun Moxiao]: Thank you, Mucheng.

[It's Orange]: Don't thank me, hurry up and apply for a visa, I'll book a plane ticket for you.

...

half a month later.

After half a month of visa processing, Ye Xiu finally boarded the plane to the United States.

In the past half month, Ye Xiu also called you, but whenever he talked about the game, you would immediately change the subject.

Therefore, it can be said that Ye Xiu doesn't understand your current situation at all.For this reason, he was actually a little anxious - he also felt inexplicably uncomfortable.

In fact, it's not that you don't want to tell Ye Xiu, it's just that since you became the captain, you don't like to express your true emotions.

As the captain, you must face the players in the best state, so as not to affect them with your emotions.So in front of the players, you have always been a cheerful and sunny person-you don't seem to care so much about all the bad things.

So for Ye Xiu who just got together not long ago, you are actually very conflicted in your heart.Therefore, the chat content of the two of you is almost all unnutritive love topics.

Although you knew that Ye Xiu was very worried about you, you never thought that he would worry about you to such an extent that he came to America without telling you.

So when you and your teammate are getting used to the new style of play again, and you are about to make a cup of coffee to refresh yourself to avoid the troubles caused by jet lag, when you see the man on the door frame looking at you with a cup of steaming coffee, the eyes are still Red uncontrollably.

"How did you come."

Your voice was a little choked, in order not to let others see your strangeness, you lowered your voice.

After patting the back of your head, Ye Xiu pretended to be dissatisfied and said:

"Why? My daughter-in-law won't let me see it."

"You are not allowed to drink any more after you finish this cup. I have been watching you every day for the past two days. Don't try to sneak a drink while I'm not paying attention."

Remembering the "gossip" about you from the team assistant just now, Ye Xiu frowned and added.

"...You know what."

Knowing that the assistant must have complained to Ye Xiu, you were silent for a moment.

"I know what I should know and what I shouldn't know."

Lifting his chin, Ye Xiu was rather proud.

What you got in exchange was the back view of you leaving silently.

Sitting silently not far away, watching you and your team members revise their tactics again and again, Ye Xiu sighed distressedly.

It must be very hard for the little girl to endure so much at such an early age.

And Ye Xiu's unconsciously softened gaze just happened to meet yours.And this look makes you unable to open your eyes any longer.

For a moment, you seemed to understand all the meaning in Ye Xiu's eyes, helpless, distressed and hesitant.You don't think you've ever wanted to confide everything in your heart to him, never.

After hurriedly saying hello to your teammates, you quickly got up and pulled Ye Xiu out.

"What's wrong? So..."

Before you could ask any questions, Ye Xiu felt your warmth in his arms.

Looking down at the little head buried in his arms, Ye Xiu couldn't help but raise his hand and rub it.

But he never expected that his subconscious actions would cause you to have such a big reaction—he clearly felt some wetness on his front.

However, Ye Xiu, who has been calm in all kinds of situations, is also a little flustered at this time, and hastily reached out to wipe the tears on your face. Ye Xiu tried his best to ask in a gentle voice:

"what happened?"

All he got was another slight shaking of the little head buried in his arms.

"Tired?"

He raised his hand along your back.

"...Um."

Ye Xiu heard the weak voice of affirmation from the little girl in his arms.

Sighing helplessly, Ye Xiu felt a throbbing pain in his heart:

"Say it when you're tired, if you don't want to say it... just hug me and cry for a while to vent."

"...I am worried about you."

After hesitating for a moment, Ye Xiu added dryly.

Ye Xiu felt that when he said the last sentence, the hands around his waist tightened even more.

Immediately afterwards, he heard you answer in a low voice, accompanied by a slight sob:

"I...I feel a lot of pressure. In the past, the best result of the national team was just...the quarterfinals, but this time we broke into the semifinals...give us all great hope. I. ..I want to win a championship, I want to give a satisfactory answer to those who have always supported us, and...I don't want my teammates to be attacked by malicious words again, and I don't want to disappoint my friends, I want to prove that our CNOM can also become the number one in the world."

After quietly listening to your confession with a strong nasal voice, Ye Xiu pulled you out of his arms and faced himself, then looked at you seriously:

"Then let's take a championship."

"Don't worry, I will always be with you."

"I believe that you and your teammates will stand on the final championship podium."

"So, the only thing you need to do now is to adjust your mentality, sleep well without any worries, and then get up and show your best condition to meet tomorrow's game with your teammates."

Listening to Ye Xiu's sentence after sentence in a daze, you actually found that the tension and doubt in your heart disappeared.

After a long time, you stood on tiptoe, kissed Ye Xiu on the mouth, and then quickly ran back to the training ground.

Raising his eyebrows, Ye Xiu touched his lips that still had your warmth, and his heart was filled with sweetness for a moment.

...it's kinda sweet.

After listening to Ye Xiu's words, you got a good night's sleep and entered the battleground of the semi-finals with your teammates.

In the battle against the Canadian team, which you never dared to think about defeating, you actually blocked them at the door and won a crushing victory.

Both your team members and you are dumbfounded at this moment.Because for this kind of result, you didn't even dare to think about it before.

But at this moment, you are on the stage of competing for the championship.

The South Korean team has always been strong in e-sports.Sometimes, their level is even unsurpassable.

And before the start of the game, he calmly said something to his teammates:

"Win a championship, we can do it."

Teammates who thought you wanted to relax and relax the atmosphere of the team, after seeing your serious expression, they were also moved by you:

"Then let's show them a champion!"

No, what you said actually came true.

In just one short hour.

we won?

You and your teammates have expressions of disbelief on their faces at this time, and even the fans off the court are unable to react at this time.

Won...

We really... won.

At this moment, you can no longer bear the emotions in your heart and cry out excitedly.

The teammates who seldom see you cry were stunned for a moment, then they lifted you up and threw you into the air, shouting the four big words "world champion" that everyone dreamed of.

That night, the hot searches on Weibo were topped by topics related to "CNOM", and there was another topic that was somewhat incompatible with them:

#E-sports double satire#

Click on the topic and find that the content inside is your champion interview.To be precise, it is your answer to the question "why you can win the championship".

"Huh? Why? Because we are strong."

"Ah, isn't it good for me to say that? Then let me put it another way."

"To paraphrase my boyfriend's words before the game - 'I believe that you and your teammates will stand on the final championship podium'."

"Ah, no, no, it's not this sentence, it's 'Then let's win a championship.', this sentence gave me inexplicable confidence, and there was a voice in my heart that said——"

"'CNOMNB'."

...

In fact, there are two popular Weibo posts on this topic, one is yours and the other is Ye Xiu's.

One is your own interview forwarded by you, with a few sentences:

"I see, my passage is generally blind confidence."

"Actually, I want to make a correction here, because the reason why I won the championship is because of my thigh teammates, strong fans and friends, and my boyfriend."

"To be precise, it's not a boyfriend, but @junmoxiao who will be promoted to my husband soon."

Behind the text is a world championship ring that you matched with Ye Xiu on your hand.

The other one was forwarded by Ye Xiu:

"E-sports doubles can be changed, I think the e-sports double championship is not bad, no, it is the e-sports double world championship,"

"Forget it, my daughter-in-law said that Shiguan and his wife are nicer."

"I'll show you a picture to appreciate, it's still hot."

No need to think about it, the picture accompanying Ye Xiu's text is of course the world championship ring you just took on his hand.

So, that night, a Weibo topic of #世冠夫妻# quietly appeared on the hot search.