[Full-time master] The male god and your cookies
Chapter 60 [Ye Xiu x You] E-sports double satire
I’ve been googling for a few days, here’s a 5k+ short story to make up for everyone _(:з」∠)_
I haven't had time to edit the text yet, maybe some places are not very ok, sorry.
It won’t be divided into sections, let’s just watch it_(:з」∠)_
Known as the handsome and charming "Emperor Irony" (id: FENDI) in the OM game circle, you have met your equal opponent today—Ye Shen from the Glory circle, Ye Bushay.
It starts with one of your live broadcast accidents.
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-1-
"Wow... darling, didn't you just say you want to solo with me?"
You, paralyzed on the gaming chair, chewed the gum in your mouth, operated unhurriedly in your hands, and slowly opened your mouth again,
"A little side dish."
"Fuck, no matter how good I am, I'm better than you! Why do you get a C for a woman? A woman should play an auxiliary nurse for me! Be a professional nurse..."
Listening to the other person's angry and indiscriminate remarks, you just said "um" and "oh" indifferently, while casually watching the barrage's remarks to fight for your injustice, while listening to his wise speech.
Putting your hands behind your head, leaning back on the back of the chair, squinting your eyes and listening, you noticed that the computer screen in your peripheral vision suddenly went black.
...
isn't it...
Bounced from the chair with a "whoosh", you turned on the flashlight of your phone and hurried to check the situation.
Oops... tripped.
Staring at the main switch, you finally hummed twice, raised your hand in disdain and pulled the switch up:
"Hmph, isn't this the handsome and charming me? It's so easy, isn't it?"
However, your nose that was about to go up to the sky was bent back abruptly in another trip.
Actually... Pretending to be x failed.
Scratching your head in distress and looking at your hand, and then at the main gate in front of you, you finally chose to give up pretending to ask the property for help.
After making a phone call to inquire about the property, you realize that you missed the power outage notice posted in the community because you were too housebound to go out:
Our community will carry out circuit maintenance from 21:00 am on x month x to 8:00 am the next day. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation!
Looking at the 21:01 on your mobile phone, you can only lament the efficiency of the property in your own community.
...Forget it, let's find Mucheng to take refuge after eating.
A stretched leg kicked off the slippers on your feet, you put on your pedals that have remained unchanged for thousands of years, and left the house with the keys.
Turn on your phone and find that you have received a lot of inquiries from fans, so you sent a message on WB for a unified reply:
"Power outage, no anger, not worth it."
Soon, many fans gathered in the comment area:
"233 I knew it was impossible for our husband to be pissed off, husband!"
"Husband, did you forget to pay the electricity bill again? Give me the address, and I promise that your home will never have a power outage again! What?"
"The landlord of 2333 has revealed the truth, I will push you up!"
"Hahahahahaha top +1"
"Hahahaha, go up and get beaten!"
Seeing the second comment that was "favored" by fans, you decided to correct their "wrong" perception of you:
"Unified power outage, regardless of blame. :)"
Called Su Mucheng for help, and after getting a positive answer, you forgot all about supper, turned around and ran to Xingxin to find her.
The distance from home to Xingxin is not too far, so it only takes you ten minutes to get to Xingxin.
Take the spare key that Su Mucheng gave you and open the main door of Xingxin. When you see someone at the front desk, you go straight to him.
And the person at the front desk was none other than Ye Xiu who came to Xingxin to check on the team's situation.
At this time, he was getting up to drink water, but when he saw a person wearing widened pajamas with rabbit ears suddenly appearing in front of the counter, the corners of his eyes couldn't help but twitch.
...what is this dress up.
Thinking that since there is a key to open the door, it must be an acquaintance of the team members, so Ye Xiu asked:
"…Find someone?"
Hearing this, you looked up at Ye Xiu, and you nodded:
"Ah... yes, Mucheng and the others are training?"
...Is this new staff?A little familiar.
You always feel that the person in front of you has a sense of familiarity, and you can't help but think carefully about the faces of all the Xingxin friends you know.
After thinking for a long time, you didn't come up with anything, so you had to choose to give up.
"Well, can I help you call them down?"
Seeing that the little girl in front of him was looking at him with probing eyes, Ye Xiu became interested.
Yo, it looks like this little girl is a rare breed?
The so-called rare species are people who don't play Glory these days and don't even know what Glory is - you are one of them.
...you asked Ye Xiu why he made such a judgment?
because:
"I don't even know my brother, I must...heh."
When you heard that Ye Xiu was going to call them down, you quickly waved your hands:
"No, no, I'm just here to use my computer. There's a power outage at home, so don't call them."
Ye Xiu was a little confused when he heard that, he didn't expect that you came to play with the computer like him.
"Damn... is there OM in the computer over there?"
When the man in front of you fell silent after hearing what you said, you had no choice but to speak again.
I can't play at the front desk with this little brother... I can't let go.
You pouted secretly.
Returning to his senses, Ye Xiu stroked his chin and thought for two seconds before opening his mouth:
"It seems... not really."
As soon as you heard the word "no", you immediately shrugged your face.
Seeing your aggrieved little face after hearing the word "no", Ye Xiu hurriedly said,
"How about...you play here? This computer has it. I play on this computer next to you. Do you mind?"
After thinking for two seconds, you reluctantly agreed with Ye Xiu's words, and you quickly walked to the seat next to him and sat down.
Watching you walk into the front desk—sit in the chair—put on the earphones with a funny face, Ye Xiu rubbed his chin and said in his heart:
... She is really a little girl with personality.
-2-
The two people who put on the headphones and entered the state fell silent, and the surroundings became quiet.
Suddenly, a heart-piercing shout from your earphones startled you and Ye Xiu, who was half wearing earphones and swiping the book beside you:
"Your Majesty, you are finally online!! We agreed to share points together tonight!!!! Points!!!! I swear to YP's newcomers that you will definitely come tonight and bring them Let’s score points together, but what about you?! What about you!! Your Majesty, your heart is so cruel, Your Majesty!!!”
"...Don't worry, don't worry, isn't it coming?"
You gave Ye Xiu an apologetic look, and you couldn't help complaining about him,
"A tainted milk still wants to get what she wants, she's dreaming."
That's right, the heart-piercing man you pissed off is your teammate—Nai Tu.
Yes, id is called milk tea, the milk tea written as "milk tea" and pronounced "poisonous milk".
Since I have been teammates with you for a long time, Naitu has naturally deeply experienced your "satire on the emperor" breeze, so it is self-evident to call you "Emperor".
Seeing you pissing yourself off again, Naitu couldn't help but blew up:
"I rely on the emperor, I am really going to be angry, you are about to lose your poisonous milk cutie!!!"
Of course, it’s all about blowing hair. As a team favorite, you still receive care from your teammates:
"Hey, I heard that you were dissed today and got angry and downcast?"
"Um,"
You raised your eyebrows,
"That person kept saying 'Naitu Zhencai!!!', and when I heard that this person was telling the truth, I was so angry that I broadcast it."
You couldn't help but laugh out loud when you heard the whirring mic coming from your earphones.
Little boy, even a poisonous milk wants to fight with me? , wake up.
After watching the whole fight between you and your teammates, Ye Xiu was surprised:
With this mocking face and the pajamas on her body, this little girl... has a strong sense of disobedience.
But speaking of the OM game, Ye Xiu only started playing after he retired.
In general, this game is relatively easy to play, but if you want to play it well... it's another matter.
After watching your operation with interest for a while, Ye Xiu's surprise deepened:
This operation...professional player?
Unable to hold back, Ye Xiu pretended to be casual and opened his mouth:
"Little girl, are you...professional?"
"... Did you see all of this?"
Taking advantage of the spare time of the match, you habitually sat on the back of the chair for a test, raised an eyebrow at Ye Xiu,
"Little brother, you look like a professional, don't you?"
...Hey, this girl also knows how to fight against the general, she is quite clever.
"Hey... old,"
Pretentiously sighing, Ye Xiu withdrew from Glory and clicked on OM on the desktop,
"Will you play a game together later?"
Hearing this, you were stunned for a moment, and after thinking for two seconds, you tilted your head and gave Ye Xiu an ok gesture, signaling him to arrange it himself.
15 minutes later...
"Row a round?"
After pushing the next flying mission, you half-take off your earphones and look at Ye Xiu beside you.
"Okay, can I add you?"
Ye Xiu took an unlit cigarette and put it in his mouth, and a vague voice came into your ears,
"If you don't mind, just call me Brother Ye, Ye Xiu."
"...Okay, Lao Ye,"
Rolling your eyes silently in your heart, you hooked the corner of your mouth and replied,
"Just call me satirical emperor, Zhang Fengdi."
……
This girl really doesn't suffer at all.
Ye Xiu thought cheerfully.
"Wait...you can't be...that Ye Xiu?"
With a long reflex arc, you stared at the matching interface of the computer for a while, then suddenly turned to look at Ye Xiu,
"That's right, Mucheng always said that...?"
"... Your girl has such a long reflex arc? Is it really... okay to play games?"
Twitching the corner of his mouth, Ye Xiu nodded,
"You too...Mucheng keeps talking about that lately?"
"Huh? It should be... right?"
After all, you haven’t known Su Mucheng for too long, so you only answered Ye Xiu’s question uncertainly, and you immediately turned your head when you saw the words “Matched Successfully” displayed on the interface from the corner of your eye. ,
"Hey, hey, the horse is here! Let's fight first and talk later!"
-3-
"Laoye, Laoye, I'll take a sip of milk! Immediately destroy the opposite party!"
After several life-and-death qualifying matches, you and Ye Xiu have established a deep friendship in battle.
Anyway... your true form is about to be fully revealed in front of Ye Xiu.
"Tsk, why are you so fierce, girl?"
Looking at you who is holding the hero with the shortest legs but charging forward the most, Ye Xiu cast a disgusted glance at you,
"Your teammates can really bear it, so it can be regarded as touching Chinese characters."
"Hehe, your milkman's skill is also a touching dish,"
You also looked at Ye Xiu with distaste, and you responded with sarcasm.
"It looks like you got a C."
Ye Xiu raised his eyebrows and made a final sound:
"…Um?"
"Tsk, haven't you heard of 'every grandma has a dream of being a C'? You are."
"... "
What to do, my hands are a little itchy, this girl really needs to be beaten.
Ye Xiu, who was indeed a little annoyed by you, gritted his teeth and silently made a note of you in his heart.
Early the next morning.
After playing with Ye Xiu all night, you stretched your waist. Feeling hungry, you habitually reached for your pocket, only to find that an embarrassing thing happened:
No. Take. Money.
Helpless, you had no choice but to write down the phone number on a piece of paper and hand it to Ye Xiu.
He took out the note you stuffed in from his bosom and glanced at it, Ye Xiu was stunned for a moment, then raised the corner of his mouth:
"...Yo, you are so enthusiastic, have you taken a fancy to me?"
"...Are you worthy?"
You rolled your eyes, and you opened your mouth,
"I'm in a hurry to go out. I forgot to bring my money. How about you take me back and take me to have breakfast, and I'll take you to my house to get the money back?"
? ? ? ?I have never seen such a brazen person.
Hearing this, Ye Xiu secretly marveled at your shamelessness.
However, although Ye Xiu refused with his mouth, his body still honestly agreed to your shameless request.
Oh man.
While waiting for breakfast, you deliberately searched the Internet for related entries of "Ye Xiu".
"Wow...is this you?"
You held your phone in front of Ye Xiu and said in surprise,
"The truth is lying to you."
"... "
This is Ye Xiu who originally wanted to say something narcissistic ↑
Frightened by Ye Xiu's eyes, you guessed that Ye Xiu, like you, didn't know the identity of the other party, so you went to the Internet to search for your own relevant entries and showed him.
"...Hehe, not bad? Let me see...China's number one OM player, e-sports genius, dark horse team FFD's trump card..."
Listening to Ye Xiu's recitation of your glorious achievements, you actually feel a little embarrassed.
Taking advantage of the meal, you hurriedly put away your phone and stopped asking Ye Xiu to read any further, and asked him to eat quickly to cover up your unnaturalness with great enthusiasm.
Seeing this, Ye Xiu was very happy:
The little girl is very thin-skinned at this time.
After eating breakfast, Ye Xiu, who was following you towards your house, felt more and more strange as he walked, and couldn't help asking:
"You... live in Shanglinyuan?"
"? I rely on you to check my account???"
"...what are you thinking?"
Unable to hold back, he stretched out his hand and patted the little head beside him who was thinking wildly, Ye Xiu said helplessly,
"I live there too."
...
What? ? ?
You, who didn't slow down for a while, stared at Ye Xiu in a daze.
"...I said, girl, how did you become the captain with such an IQ? It's too bad."
Seeing your shocked look, Ye Xiu sighed, mocking you, but he still explained,
"It's okay to come to the team to have a look, and live here by the way, so it's easy."
"Oh that's it... Bah bah bah! You're the only one who is smart."
-4-
Ever since you played with Ye Xiu that night, you have become a bit addicted.
After all, when you play with the boss, your score on the trumpet is indeed much smoother, and the game can be said to be very, very comfortable, cooperating with him to completely crush the opponent.
In general, I just feel comfortable and comfortable.
The same is true for Ye Xiu. For him who is new to this game, it is not bad to meet a good partner, not to mention... You really suit his taste, whether it is operation or personality.
Therefore, under the circumstances that both sides are very willing to continue duo, the two of you have discussed the time, as soon as you finish the training of the team every day, you will immediately drive the trumpet to find him.
However, I don't know that your "hard work" made the team members think that their captain was stimulated by something and started to strengthen training, so they also trained themselves.
Regarding this situation, your assistant is really happy.I bring you a lot of delicious treats every day to reward you, but you just feel a little baffling that your stingy assistant has suddenly turned into a generous person.
However, compared to what the team members thought was "rehearsing in pairs with the master", some of your fans did smell something unusual:
"Husband has someone else recently, why hasn't QAQ been broadcast for more than a month?"
"I'm crying, I saw my husband in the friend slot would queue up with a guy named 'YEXI' every day as soon as he got on the account, and the row lasted for several hours, what else could it be if there was no one... TAT"
...
Seeing the crying complaints being pushed up one after another in your comment area, you have no choice but to choose to start broadcasting.But this live broadcast, you brought Ye Xiu along.
Originally, you didn't intend to bring Ye Xiu to live broadcast together. After all, his identity is also a bit special, and it is inevitable that someone will recognize him when playing together.
But when you went on the account to explain the situation to Ye Xiu and told him that you couldn't duo with him tonight, he suggested that you continue to duo with him with the live broadcast on.
Although you were surprised by Ye Xiu's proposal, after more than a month of understanding, you know that Ye Xiu has a sense of proportion, so you didn't ask any more questions, and obediently started the broadcast:
"Hello, hello, I haven't seen you for more than a month, do you miss me, hehehe..."
"??? Am I dreaming???"
"??? It's been 8012, and you still know how to come back???"
"??? Take a good look for yourself. It's been almost two months. You still have the face to come back???"
Rows of question marks were brushed across the bullet screen, accusing you of your "crime", and you giggled awkwardly, and you opened your mouth:
"I'm sorry, oh yes, this one... These days, I've been queuing with my friends. The content may cause you extreme discomfort. I've warned you in advance."
Fans who were wondering what you meant by "extreme discomfort" finally understood after watching the live broadcast for a few days.
... These two people fought too fiercely! ! !Is it okay to just block people's doors? ? ?I thought it was playing in a fish pond, but it turned out...it was a high-end game? ? ?
However, it's not just that that caused their discomfort, for example - the sour atmosphere between you and Ye Xiu.
The two people who are "girl girl" and "Lao Ye Lao Ye" taunt each other from time to time, making fans call "you two hurry up and get together".
Not only that, the fans also specially named the two of you as a CP - e-sports double satire.
I have to say that the name of this CP is really cool, so much so that you couldn't help but say "cool" when you saw this name before it was broadcast.
And just because of your "cool" and the various interactions between you and Ye Xiu during the live broadcast these days, the name "E-sports double satire" was quickly placed in the top three searches, but the top three seats It quickly rushed to the number one throne, and... it was still the kind with the word "boiling".
Of course, this is also thanks to the fact that a group of passers-by and fans in the comment area are making trouble:
"This pair of CPs is really cute!!! Whisper bb, the boy's voice is so sua! And... After repeated research over the past few days, I always feel that this voice is inexplicably familiar...?"
"Same upstairs!!! The boy's voice is a bit familiar..."
"It can't be...God Ye."
"?! What the fuck upstairs said...I actually think...very reasonable."
"!!! It really looks like!!! If it's really Ye Shen... this 'e-sports double-trick' is really vivid... One satirizes the emperor, the other has a face, and they are all great gods from different circles... Mine Omg...I'm a bit psychedelic..._(:з」∠)_”
"Don't say anything else, I'll eat iron leaves!!!"
"What's going on upstairs??? Ye Xi isreal, OK?"
"Eat iron leaves together!!!"
"Ye Xie!!!"
...
You didn't know about the fact that you were on the trending search. After you woke up one day, your eyelids kept twitching and you turned on your phone to check the news, trying to comfort your heart that was suddenly flustered.
However, when you turn on your phone and see the Weibo feed, your heart panics even more—the top three hot searches related to you are clearly displayed on the Weibo search interface:
#E-sports double satire#
#Satire leaf#
#叶萌#
Trembling, you opened the hot search, and you actually saw the CP text of yourself and Ye Xiu...the kind with a car.
...Is it so efficient?
You couldn't help but sigh.
In a panic, I went to the game and wanted to tell the other party what happened, but found that the other party's profile picture was gray.
You are a little worried about whether Ye Xiu knows about it, or...whether he wants to distance himself from you.
You feel a little blocked for no reason, and you don't know how to contact Ye Xiu, but you feel a little lost.
What's wrong with me.
Not wanting to admit that you are really thinking about this person who is mocking you all the time but inadvertently revealing that you care about him, you ruffle your hair irritably, and raise your hand to call back the assistant's missed call.
But at this moment, an unfamiliar number called.
You, who never answer calls from strangers, were about to press the hang up button, but your desire for Ye Xiu to contact you finally overcame your habit, and you connected the phone with trepidation:
"Hello…?"
"Girl, how are you?"
You were taken aback by the familiar male voice from the opposite side, and then said in doubt:
"What's up?"
"...Hot search."
Hearing your answer, Ye Xiu couldn't help but twitch his brows, and opened his mouth to remind you.
"Uh...sorry,"
Seeing Ye Xiu mention this, you scratched your head in embarrassment. Although you were really a little bit happy about this matter and wanted to keep your mouth shut, but think about it, Ye Xiu might really be bored to you. After a moment of silence, he spoke again dryly,
"I didn't think carefully enough to cause you trouble. Don't worry, I'll..."
"Need not,"
Ye Xiu frowned uncomfortably after interrupting your slightly bureaucratic words,
"pretty good."
"…what?"
For a moment, you didn't understand what Ye Xiu was saying.
"I said...'e-sports double satire', it's pretty good,"
Imagining your bewildered expression after hearing what you said, Ye Xiu chuckled lightly, hoarse his voice on purpose,
"We satirize the emperor... what do you think?"
-5-
You ended the call with Ye Xiu in a daze, and your mind was full of his seemingly indecent statement just now:
"Look, the two of us are so similar even in our characteristics, we are destined to be a family, don't you think...Girl?"
...Why was he so unlucky, and he agreed to him after being confused.
When you were condemning your embarrassing behavior, you suddenly found that Ye Xiu was added to the fan list, and immediately after that, there was a Weibo in the trending search he retweeted:
E-sports double play, it's not bad, @FENDI our family thinks so. 【Cigarette】
I haven't had time to edit the text yet, maybe some places are not very ok, sorry.
It won’t be divided into sections, let’s just watch it_(:з」∠)_
Known as the handsome and charming "Emperor Irony" (id: FENDI) in the OM game circle, you have met your equal opponent today—Ye Shen from the Glory circle, Ye Bushay.
It starts with one of your live broadcast accidents.
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-1-
"Wow... darling, didn't you just say you want to solo with me?"
You, paralyzed on the gaming chair, chewed the gum in your mouth, operated unhurriedly in your hands, and slowly opened your mouth again,
"A little side dish."
"Fuck, no matter how good I am, I'm better than you! Why do you get a C for a woman? A woman should play an auxiliary nurse for me! Be a professional nurse..."
Listening to the other person's angry and indiscriminate remarks, you just said "um" and "oh" indifferently, while casually watching the barrage's remarks to fight for your injustice, while listening to his wise speech.
Putting your hands behind your head, leaning back on the back of the chair, squinting your eyes and listening, you noticed that the computer screen in your peripheral vision suddenly went black.
...
isn't it...
Bounced from the chair with a "whoosh", you turned on the flashlight of your phone and hurried to check the situation.
Oops... tripped.
Staring at the main switch, you finally hummed twice, raised your hand in disdain and pulled the switch up:
"Hmph, isn't this the handsome and charming me? It's so easy, isn't it?"
However, your nose that was about to go up to the sky was bent back abruptly in another trip.
Actually... Pretending to be x failed.
Scratching your head in distress and looking at your hand, and then at the main gate in front of you, you finally chose to give up pretending to ask the property for help.
After making a phone call to inquire about the property, you realize that you missed the power outage notice posted in the community because you were too housebound to go out:
Our community will carry out circuit maintenance from 21:00 am on x month x to 8:00 am the next day. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation!
Looking at the 21:01 on your mobile phone, you can only lament the efficiency of the property in your own community.
...Forget it, let's find Mucheng to take refuge after eating.
A stretched leg kicked off the slippers on your feet, you put on your pedals that have remained unchanged for thousands of years, and left the house with the keys.
Turn on your phone and find that you have received a lot of inquiries from fans, so you sent a message on WB for a unified reply:
"Power outage, no anger, not worth it."
Soon, many fans gathered in the comment area:
"233 I knew it was impossible for our husband to be pissed off, husband!"
"Husband, did you forget to pay the electricity bill again? Give me the address, and I promise that your home will never have a power outage again! What?"
"The landlord of 2333 has revealed the truth, I will push you up!"
"Hahahahahaha top +1"
"Hahahaha, go up and get beaten!"
Seeing the second comment that was "favored" by fans, you decided to correct their "wrong" perception of you:
"Unified power outage, regardless of blame. :)"
Called Su Mucheng for help, and after getting a positive answer, you forgot all about supper, turned around and ran to Xingxin to find her.
The distance from home to Xingxin is not too far, so it only takes you ten minutes to get to Xingxin.
Take the spare key that Su Mucheng gave you and open the main door of Xingxin. When you see someone at the front desk, you go straight to him.
And the person at the front desk was none other than Ye Xiu who came to Xingxin to check on the team's situation.
At this time, he was getting up to drink water, but when he saw a person wearing widened pajamas with rabbit ears suddenly appearing in front of the counter, the corners of his eyes couldn't help but twitch.
...what is this dress up.
Thinking that since there is a key to open the door, it must be an acquaintance of the team members, so Ye Xiu asked:
"…Find someone?"
Hearing this, you looked up at Ye Xiu, and you nodded:
"Ah... yes, Mucheng and the others are training?"
...Is this new staff?A little familiar.
You always feel that the person in front of you has a sense of familiarity, and you can't help but think carefully about the faces of all the Xingxin friends you know.
After thinking for a long time, you didn't come up with anything, so you had to choose to give up.
"Well, can I help you call them down?"
Seeing that the little girl in front of him was looking at him with probing eyes, Ye Xiu became interested.
Yo, it looks like this little girl is a rare breed?
The so-called rare species are people who don't play Glory these days and don't even know what Glory is - you are one of them.
...you asked Ye Xiu why he made such a judgment?
because:
"I don't even know my brother, I must...heh."
When you heard that Ye Xiu was going to call them down, you quickly waved your hands:
"No, no, I'm just here to use my computer. There's a power outage at home, so don't call them."
Ye Xiu was a little confused when he heard that, he didn't expect that you came to play with the computer like him.
"Damn... is there OM in the computer over there?"
When the man in front of you fell silent after hearing what you said, you had no choice but to speak again.
I can't play at the front desk with this little brother... I can't let go.
You pouted secretly.
Returning to his senses, Ye Xiu stroked his chin and thought for two seconds before opening his mouth:
"It seems... not really."
As soon as you heard the word "no", you immediately shrugged your face.
Seeing your aggrieved little face after hearing the word "no", Ye Xiu hurriedly said,
"How about...you play here? This computer has it. I play on this computer next to you. Do you mind?"
After thinking for two seconds, you reluctantly agreed with Ye Xiu's words, and you quickly walked to the seat next to him and sat down.
Watching you walk into the front desk—sit in the chair—put on the earphones with a funny face, Ye Xiu rubbed his chin and said in his heart:
... She is really a little girl with personality.
-2-
The two people who put on the headphones and entered the state fell silent, and the surroundings became quiet.
Suddenly, a heart-piercing shout from your earphones startled you and Ye Xiu, who was half wearing earphones and swiping the book beside you:
"Your Majesty, you are finally online!! We agreed to share points together tonight!!!! Points!!!! I swear to YP's newcomers that you will definitely come tonight and bring them Let’s score points together, but what about you?! What about you!! Your Majesty, your heart is so cruel, Your Majesty!!!”
"...Don't worry, don't worry, isn't it coming?"
You gave Ye Xiu an apologetic look, and you couldn't help complaining about him,
"A tainted milk still wants to get what she wants, she's dreaming."
That's right, the heart-piercing man you pissed off is your teammate—Nai Tu.
Yes, id is called milk tea, the milk tea written as "milk tea" and pronounced "poisonous milk".
Since I have been teammates with you for a long time, Naitu has naturally deeply experienced your "satire on the emperor" breeze, so it is self-evident to call you "Emperor".
Seeing you pissing yourself off again, Naitu couldn't help but blew up:
"I rely on the emperor, I am really going to be angry, you are about to lose your poisonous milk cutie!!!"
Of course, it’s all about blowing hair. As a team favorite, you still receive care from your teammates:
"Hey, I heard that you were dissed today and got angry and downcast?"
"Um,"
You raised your eyebrows,
"That person kept saying 'Naitu Zhencai!!!', and when I heard that this person was telling the truth, I was so angry that I broadcast it."
You couldn't help but laugh out loud when you heard the whirring mic coming from your earphones.
Little boy, even a poisonous milk wants to fight with me? , wake up.
After watching the whole fight between you and your teammates, Ye Xiu was surprised:
With this mocking face and the pajamas on her body, this little girl... has a strong sense of disobedience.
But speaking of the OM game, Ye Xiu only started playing after he retired.
In general, this game is relatively easy to play, but if you want to play it well... it's another matter.
After watching your operation with interest for a while, Ye Xiu's surprise deepened:
This operation...professional player?
Unable to hold back, Ye Xiu pretended to be casual and opened his mouth:
"Little girl, are you...professional?"
"... Did you see all of this?"
Taking advantage of the spare time of the match, you habitually sat on the back of the chair for a test, raised an eyebrow at Ye Xiu,
"Little brother, you look like a professional, don't you?"
...Hey, this girl also knows how to fight against the general, she is quite clever.
"Hey... old,"
Pretentiously sighing, Ye Xiu withdrew from Glory and clicked on OM on the desktop,
"Will you play a game together later?"
Hearing this, you were stunned for a moment, and after thinking for two seconds, you tilted your head and gave Ye Xiu an ok gesture, signaling him to arrange it himself.
15 minutes later...
"Row a round?"
After pushing the next flying mission, you half-take off your earphones and look at Ye Xiu beside you.
"Okay, can I add you?"
Ye Xiu took an unlit cigarette and put it in his mouth, and a vague voice came into your ears,
"If you don't mind, just call me Brother Ye, Ye Xiu."
"...Okay, Lao Ye,"
Rolling your eyes silently in your heart, you hooked the corner of your mouth and replied,
"Just call me satirical emperor, Zhang Fengdi."
……
This girl really doesn't suffer at all.
Ye Xiu thought cheerfully.
"Wait...you can't be...that Ye Xiu?"
With a long reflex arc, you stared at the matching interface of the computer for a while, then suddenly turned to look at Ye Xiu,
"That's right, Mucheng always said that...?"
"... Your girl has such a long reflex arc? Is it really... okay to play games?"
Twitching the corner of his mouth, Ye Xiu nodded,
"You too...Mucheng keeps talking about that lately?"
"Huh? It should be... right?"
After all, you haven’t known Su Mucheng for too long, so you only answered Ye Xiu’s question uncertainly, and you immediately turned your head when you saw the words “Matched Successfully” displayed on the interface from the corner of your eye. ,
"Hey, hey, the horse is here! Let's fight first and talk later!"
-3-
"Laoye, Laoye, I'll take a sip of milk! Immediately destroy the opposite party!"
After several life-and-death qualifying matches, you and Ye Xiu have established a deep friendship in battle.
Anyway... your true form is about to be fully revealed in front of Ye Xiu.
"Tsk, why are you so fierce, girl?"
Looking at you who is holding the hero with the shortest legs but charging forward the most, Ye Xiu cast a disgusted glance at you,
"Your teammates can really bear it, so it can be regarded as touching Chinese characters."
"Hehe, your milkman's skill is also a touching dish,"
You also looked at Ye Xiu with distaste, and you responded with sarcasm.
"It looks like you got a C."
Ye Xiu raised his eyebrows and made a final sound:
"…Um?"
"Tsk, haven't you heard of 'every grandma has a dream of being a C'? You are."
"... "
What to do, my hands are a little itchy, this girl really needs to be beaten.
Ye Xiu, who was indeed a little annoyed by you, gritted his teeth and silently made a note of you in his heart.
Early the next morning.
After playing with Ye Xiu all night, you stretched your waist. Feeling hungry, you habitually reached for your pocket, only to find that an embarrassing thing happened:
No. Take. Money.
Helpless, you had no choice but to write down the phone number on a piece of paper and hand it to Ye Xiu.
He took out the note you stuffed in from his bosom and glanced at it, Ye Xiu was stunned for a moment, then raised the corner of his mouth:
"...Yo, you are so enthusiastic, have you taken a fancy to me?"
"...Are you worthy?"
You rolled your eyes, and you opened your mouth,
"I'm in a hurry to go out. I forgot to bring my money. How about you take me back and take me to have breakfast, and I'll take you to my house to get the money back?"
? ? ? ?I have never seen such a brazen person.
Hearing this, Ye Xiu secretly marveled at your shamelessness.
However, although Ye Xiu refused with his mouth, his body still honestly agreed to your shameless request.
Oh man.
While waiting for breakfast, you deliberately searched the Internet for related entries of "Ye Xiu".
"Wow...is this you?"
You held your phone in front of Ye Xiu and said in surprise,
"The truth is lying to you."
"... "
This is Ye Xiu who originally wanted to say something narcissistic ↑
Frightened by Ye Xiu's eyes, you guessed that Ye Xiu, like you, didn't know the identity of the other party, so you went to the Internet to search for your own relevant entries and showed him.
"...Hehe, not bad? Let me see...China's number one OM player, e-sports genius, dark horse team FFD's trump card..."
Listening to Ye Xiu's recitation of your glorious achievements, you actually feel a little embarrassed.
Taking advantage of the meal, you hurriedly put away your phone and stopped asking Ye Xiu to read any further, and asked him to eat quickly to cover up your unnaturalness with great enthusiasm.
Seeing this, Ye Xiu was very happy:
The little girl is very thin-skinned at this time.
After eating breakfast, Ye Xiu, who was following you towards your house, felt more and more strange as he walked, and couldn't help asking:
"You... live in Shanglinyuan?"
"? I rely on you to check my account???"
"...what are you thinking?"
Unable to hold back, he stretched out his hand and patted the little head beside him who was thinking wildly, Ye Xiu said helplessly,
"I live there too."
...
What? ? ?
You, who didn't slow down for a while, stared at Ye Xiu in a daze.
"...I said, girl, how did you become the captain with such an IQ? It's too bad."
Seeing your shocked look, Ye Xiu sighed, mocking you, but he still explained,
"It's okay to come to the team to have a look, and live here by the way, so it's easy."
"Oh that's it... Bah bah bah! You're the only one who is smart."
-4-
Ever since you played with Ye Xiu that night, you have become a bit addicted.
After all, when you play with the boss, your score on the trumpet is indeed much smoother, and the game can be said to be very, very comfortable, cooperating with him to completely crush the opponent.
In general, I just feel comfortable and comfortable.
The same is true for Ye Xiu. For him who is new to this game, it is not bad to meet a good partner, not to mention... You really suit his taste, whether it is operation or personality.
Therefore, under the circumstances that both sides are very willing to continue duo, the two of you have discussed the time, as soon as you finish the training of the team every day, you will immediately drive the trumpet to find him.
However, I don't know that your "hard work" made the team members think that their captain was stimulated by something and started to strengthen training, so they also trained themselves.
Regarding this situation, your assistant is really happy.I bring you a lot of delicious treats every day to reward you, but you just feel a little baffling that your stingy assistant has suddenly turned into a generous person.
However, compared to what the team members thought was "rehearsing in pairs with the master", some of your fans did smell something unusual:
"Husband has someone else recently, why hasn't QAQ been broadcast for more than a month?"
"I'm crying, I saw my husband in the friend slot would queue up with a guy named 'YEXI' every day as soon as he got on the account, and the row lasted for several hours, what else could it be if there was no one... TAT"
...
Seeing the crying complaints being pushed up one after another in your comment area, you have no choice but to choose to start broadcasting.But this live broadcast, you brought Ye Xiu along.
Originally, you didn't intend to bring Ye Xiu to live broadcast together. After all, his identity is also a bit special, and it is inevitable that someone will recognize him when playing together.
But when you went on the account to explain the situation to Ye Xiu and told him that you couldn't duo with him tonight, he suggested that you continue to duo with him with the live broadcast on.
Although you were surprised by Ye Xiu's proposal, after more than a month of understanding, you know that Ye Xiu has a sense of proportion, so you didn't ask any more questions, and obediently started the broadcast:
"Hello, hello, I haven't seen you for more than a month, do you miss me, hehehe..."
"??? Am I dreaming???"
"??? It's been 8012, and you still know how to come back???"
"??? Take a good look for yourself. It's been almost two months. You still have the face to come back???"
Rows of question marks were brushed across the bullet screen, accusing you of your "crime", and you giggled awkwardly, and you opened your mouth:
"I'm sorry, oh yes, this one... These days, I've been queuing with my friends. The content may cause you extreme discomfort. I've warned you in advance."
Fans who were wondering what you meant by "extreme discomfort" finally understood after watching the live broadcast for a few days.
... These two people fought too fiercely! ! !Is it okay to just block people's doors? ? ?I thought it was playing in a fish pond, but it turned out...it was a high-end game? ? ?
However, it's not just that that caused their discomfort, for example - the sour atmosphere between you and Ye Xiu.
The two people who are "girl girl" and "Lao Ye Lao Ye" taunt each other from time to time, making fans call "you two hurry up and get together".
Not only that, the fans also specially named the two of you as a CP - e-sports double satire.
I have to say that the name of this CP is really cool, so much so that you couldn't help but say "cool" when you saw this name before it was broadcast.
And just because of your "cool" and the various interactions between you and Ye Xiu during the live broadcast these days, the name "E-sports double satire" was quickly placed in the top three searches, but the top three seats It quickly rushed to the number one throne, and... it was still the kind with the word "boiling".
Of course, this is also thanks to the fact that a group of passers-by and fans in the comment area are making trouble:
"This pair of CPs is really cute!!! Whisper bb, the boy's voice is so sua! And... After repeated research over the past few days, I always feel that this voice is inexplicably familiar...?"
"Same upstairs!!! The boy's voice is a bit familiar..."
"It can't be...God Ye."
"?! What the fuck upstairs said...I actually think...very reasonable."
"!!! It really looks like!!! If it's really Ye Shen... this 'e-sports double-trick' is really vivid... One satirizes the emperor, the other has a face, and they are all great gods from different circles... Mine Omg...I'm a bit psychedelic..._(:з」∠)_”
"Don't say anything else, I'll eat iron leaves!!!"
"What's going on upstairs??? Ye Xi isreal, OK?"
"Eat iron leaves together!!!"
"Ye Xie!!!"
...
You didn't know about the fact that you were on the trending search. After you woke up one day, your eyelids kept twitching and you turned on your phone to check the news, trying to comfort your heart that was suddenly flustered.
However, when you turn on your phone and see the Weibo feed, your heart panics even more—the top three hot searches related to you are clearly displayed on the Weibo search interface:
#E-sports double satire#
#Satire leaf#
#叶萌#
Trembling, you opened the hot search, and you actually saw the CP text of yourself and Ye Xiu...the kind with a car.
...Is it so efficient?
You couldn't help but sigh.
In a panic, I went to the game and wanted to tell the other party what happened, but found that the other party's profile picture was gray.
You are a little worried about whether Ye Xiu knows about it, or...whether he wants to distance himself from you.
You feel a little blocked for no reason, and you don't know how to contact Ye Xiu, but you feel a little lost.
What's wrong with me.
Not wanting to admit that you are really thinking about this person who is mocking you all the time but inadvertently revealing that you care about him, you ruffle your hair irritably, and raise your hand to call back the assistant's missed call.
But at this moment, an unfamiliar number called.
You, who never answer calls from strangers, were about to press the hang up button, but your desire for Ye Xiu to contact you finally overcame your habit, and you connected the phone with trepidation:
"Hello…?"
"Girl, how are you?"
You were taken aback by the familiar male voice from the opposite side, and then said in doubt:
"What's up?"
"...Hot search."
Hearing your answer, Ye Xiu couldn't help but twitch his brows, and opened his mouth to remind you.
"Uh...sorry,"
Seeing Ye Xiu mention this, you scratched your head in embarrassment. Although you were really a little bit happy about this matter and wanted to keep your mouth shut, but think about it, Ye Xiu might really be bored to you. After a moment of silence, he spoke again dryly,
"I didn't think carefully enough to cause you trouble. Don't worry, I'll..."
"Need not,"
Ye Xiu frowned uncomfortably after interrupting your slightly bureaucratic words,
"pretty good."
"…what?"
For a moment, you didn't understand what Ye Xiu was saying.
"I said...'e-sports double satire', it's pretty good,"
Imagining your bewildered expression after hearing what you said, Ye Xiu chuckled lightly, hoarse his voice on purpose,
"We satirize the emperor... what do you think?"
-5-
You ended the call with Ye Xiu in a daze, and your mind was full of his seemingly indecent statement just now:
"Look, the two of us are so similar even in our characteristics, we are destined to be a family, don't you think...Girl?"
...Why was he so unlucky, and he agreed to him after being confused.
When you were condemning your embarrassing behavior, you suddenly found that Ye Xiu was added to the fan list, and immediately after that, there was a Weibo in the trending search he retweeted:
E-sports double play, it's not bad, @FENDI our family thinks so. 【Cigarette】
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