[Full-time master] The male god and your cookies

Uh...Maybe I will order ooc, because I have watched too many things recently, it is a bit skewed x

Ver. Ye Xiumiao

The meowing Ye Xiu will squat next to your computer and stare at the screen intently.

Of course, Ye Xiumiao's claws are very itchy when he sees you playing, so he often can't help stretching out his claws and pressing twice on your keyboard to help you operate together.

Human Claw and One are the deadliest to your opponent. With Ye Xiumiao's help, your operation is simply refined. It is estimated that even opening the script can't keep up with this kind of operation.

Whenever you win a game, Ye Xiumiao will swing around the table in front of you twice, waiting for you to pet him as a compliment. After getting your hair smoothed, Ye Xiumiao will purr comfortably and respond Rubbing your palm.

If you lose the game (basically none), Ye Xiumiao will climb on top of your head and stretch out his claws to rub your head twice as comfort.

Ye Xiumiao usually has a lazy look, except for this expression, you can hardly see anything else, but when you give him a small cigarette, he will wag his tail meaningfully, showing a satisfied expression.

Meow~Wife, where is my little cigarette~

Ver. Shaotian Meow

The meowing Shaotian will use his fluffy tail to wrap around your legs and ask you for various snacks every day.Even though he can't speak, his tuned meows can convey different meanings.

When you are eating, Shaotianmiao will jump on the table and sit down in front of you, wagging his tail and staring at you. If you ignore him, he will raise his paws and show his small fangs and meow Keep barking until you give it to him.

Shaotianmiao's temper is not bad, but if you bring okra in front of him, you will see Shaotianmiao's fur explode at the speed of light, and then run back to your nest and hold his back to you. It won't work if you don't coax him with some snacks.

However, if you forced Shaotianmiao to take a bite of okra, then congratulations, you successfully made Shaotianmiao completely blown up!Want to make up?If you want to reconcile, you have to take out more dried fish, and you have to give Shaotian Miaoai a hug and a smooth hair.

Meow! ! !Pretty girl I told you! ! !No!eat!Autumn!sunflower! ! !

Ver. Jessica

The meow-like Jiexi’s concern for you will only increase. When you read for too long, Jiexi will wrap its tail around your finger and pull it twice to remind you that you need to rest.

If you don't obediently go to rest as requested by Jie Ximiao, Jie Ximiao will sit on your book with a "meow" to block your sight and meet your eyes. Of course, facing such a cute Jie Xi Ximiao, in the end it must be you who admit defeat first.

Jessie is a gentle cat. When you are unhappy, he will wrap his tail around your wrist and rub against your wrist. He will also jump on your shoulder to rub against your face, and touch your cheek lightly with his mouth. face to comfort you.

Meow~ It's time for the baby to sleep~

Ver. Sun Xiangmiao

Sun Xiangmiao is an awkward cat. When he sees you eating delicious food, although he wants to eat it, he will never beg you. On the contrary, he will only stretch out his paws and pretend to threaten you viciously.

At this time, if you ignore Sun Xiangmiao's threat, then congratulations, you get a fried-haired and awkward Sun Xiangmiao, and the fried-haired Sun Xiangmiao will jump directly to your hand and shake his long hair Tail, trying to get your attention.

If you see Sun Xiangmiao but don’t feed him, congratulations, Sun Xiangmiao is really pissed off!Sun Xiangmiao, who is really fried, will directly stretch out his claws to grab food from you.

Of course, if Sun Xiangmiao catches you with his claws because he didn't pay attention, then the fried-haired Sun Xiangmiao will wilt down at the speed of light, and Sun Xiangmiao will tentatively lick your hand, see Are you really angry.

Meow!I have no comfort and love for you after saying that!

Ver. Wenzhou Meow

Wenzhou Meow is a very gentle cat. He always acts as your pillow and has a very common expression - "^_^".

Wenzhou Meow’s favorite toy is the pen holder. It is said that Wenzhou Meow can roll around on the pen holder for a long time by itself.

Wenzhou Meow’s favorite food is Boiled Chicken. Whenever you cook, Wenzhou Meow will rub against your feet, trying to persuade you to cook his favorite Boiled Chicken.

At this time, if you follow his instructions and cook his favorite fried chicken, Wenzhou Meow will immediately become satisfied. He will hook your hand with his tail, stick out his tongue to lick it, and then meow at you Call twice to express your love.

Meow!Is there another boiled chicken to eat today? ^_^

Hmmm... as productive as I am now, I'm as ineffective back in school (shut up)

Chapter 13 [Full-time male god x you] (Ye/Huang/Yu/Xiang) Whose jealous jar overturned the duck?

It's an article about you being very popular/favorite and overturning your boyfriend's jealousy

Ver. Ye Xiu

"Wow, this is Ye Shen... Hey?! Husband!!! Husband, I am your die-hard fan, can you sign my name, Husband!!!"

Ben realized that Ye Xiu's fans immediately shifted their focus when they saw you standing next to him, and became even more emotional.

"Hey hey hey? Uh, good duck, where to sign? Do you want a group photo?"

You were called "husband" in person by several fans, you pursed your lips in embarrassment, and then responded with a blushing smile.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Several fans got your autograph and took a photo with you, and left contentedly, praising you as they walked.

"Cough... daughter-in-law, are your fans so open now? Just call you 'husband' on this occasion?"

Ye Xiu, who has always been the background board beside you, finally regained some sense of presence, and complained about his dissatisfaction in a disguised form.

You scratched your head, but you didn't notice the dissatisfaction in Ye Xiu's tone, so you tilted your head and replied:

"Well...Actually, I'm also quite embarrassed, well...Anyway...It's good that they are happy, after all, I love them..."

Hearing this, Ye Xiu put his arms around your waist from behind you, rubbed his chin on your shoulder slightly, and pretended to inadvertently glance at the few people who were staring at you in the distance, seeing those people panicking After looking away, he chuckled and opened his mouth:

"Hey... daughter-in-law, you are so popular and dote on your fans so much, brother will be jealous too..."

Ver. Huang Shaotian

"C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! What's yours! The beauties are mine! Mine!!! Beauties, look at them!"

Huang Shaotian, who was browsing your blog with his mobile phone, couldn't help getting furious after seeing your fans' passionate comments.

"Huh? Oh, you said that, it's normal, it's because Yinsang is so handsome, so many people call me 'husband' after I cosplay him,"

You stroked your boyfriend's hair comfortingly,

"...Besides, don't many of your fans call you 'husband' every day? Don't worry, young man~"

"... Pretty girl, I am your husband! Don't you really want to comfort me?"

Huang Shaotian was silent for two seconds, which was rare, before asking.

"Ah, ah, ah, you are the main wife anyway, don't worry about the details, be good~"

You casually waved at your husband with a nonchalant expression.

Huang Shaotian puffed up his cheeks unconvinced when he heard the words, and disregarded your obstruction, Xiao Bang swore his sovereignty in the comment area of ​​your Weibo with a wave of hands:

"You! You! Say! Of! That! One! Old! Father! Yes! Me! Of!"

Ver. Yu Wenzhou

"...they call you husband?"

Yu Wenzhou, who had just entered the bedroom, heard your fans calling you from your live broadcast room, raised his eyebrows, and asked after you downloaded the broadcast.

You scratched your head in embarrassment, looked at Yu Wenzhou and replied:

"Ah... I was playing a game with my fans just now, and when they got excited, they called out my pet name, hehe..."

"Um...is that so?"

Hearing this, Yu Wenzhou touched his chin thoughtfully, and then showed a smile that made you feel a little bad.

The next night.

"Did Madam not have dinner tonight?"

Pushing open the door and walking into the room where you are doing the live broadcast, Yu Wenzhou deliberately changed the title of "Madam", approached the microphone with a smile and asked you,

"What do you want to eat dear? I'll make it for you."

"...whatever, whatever,"

You were flustered by the sudden live broadcast accident, but when you looked at Shang Yu Wenzhou with aggrieved eyes, you could only sigh and complied with his request and added,

"...I like to eat whatever my husband does."

Ver. Sun Xiang

"Husband! Husband, I love you! Husband, when will you marry me!"

Your fans openly teased you at the signing.

"Huh? It's very annoying for you to tease me like this..."

You, who were signing the fan signature board, were interrupted by Sun Xiang who suddenly stood up beside you and wore a mask and sunglasses before you finished speaking:

"Damn! You see clearly! This is my daughter-in-law! Why marry you! She will be married to me soon, don't even think about it!"

While talking, Sun Xiang took off his glasses and mask and smacked your face hard.

"... "

"... "

The fans around you and you are all silent when you hear the words.

What?You ask later?

Of course, the two of you were escorted by the staff and slipped away ahead of time.

Chapter 14 [Full-time male god x you] (Ye/Huang/Yu/Zhou) Girlfriend is a pet lover, what should I do if I fall out of favor?

School starts tomorrow...

What does this mean?

This means that your ace pigeon is back again...orz

Ver. Ye Xiu

"Daughter-in-law, can you stay with me for a while? Just tease it every day."

Ye Xiu, who was sitting next to you, sighed, scratched the head of the little guy in your arms, and looked at you.

"Hmm... Lao Ye, are you lonely?"

You hesitated for two seconds, then turned to look at Ye Xiu, raised the cat in your hand,

"Then... give you a hug...?"

"...The cat is important and the husband is important, huh?"

As a result, the cat in your hand put it on the ground, Ye Xiu leaned over and asked in a low voice next to your ear.

"…cat."

You said sternly.

"Huh? What? Daughter-in-law, do you think your husband is important?"

Ye Xiu squinted his eyes, pretending he didn't hear your answer just now, and opened his mouth to bite your earlobe lightly,

"Such an obedient daughter-in-law, of course she should be rewarded well."

Then?

And of course it's what you think :D

Ver. Huang Shaotian

"Hey~ As expected, the rabbit is the cutest animal in the world~"

While smoothing the fur of your rabbit, you sighed.

"Pretty girl, pretty girl, don't just play with it, look at me..."

Looking at you who are addicted to masturbating rabbits, Huang Shaotian waved in front of your eyes, trying to get your attention.

"Okay, okay, wait..."

You promised with your mouth, but your eyes never left the rabbit in your hand.

"... pretty girl, what shall we have for dinner tonight?"

Seeing that you still ignored your tendency, Huang Shaotian suddenly asked you with a smile after thinking about it for two seconds.

"Well... I can do it!"

You, who are obsessed with your own rabbit, answered casually.

"Okay, then I'll do it."

Hearing this, Huang Shaotian raised an inexplicable smile, got up and walked into the kitchen.

after an hour.

"Beautiful girl, pretty girl! Come and try my braised rabbit head, is it delicious?"

"…too delicious!"

Ver. Yu Wenzhou

"Trouble, trouble, come to my sister~"

You yelled at Corgi not far away who had the same nickname as Huang Shaotian.

"...annoying?"

Yu Wenzhou frowned slightly, and asked you who was kissing Corgi non-stop.

"Oh, yes, yes, Wenzhou, do you think this corgi looks like Shaotian hhh?"

You pinched the two little paws of Corgi in your arms and gestured at Yu Wenzhou.

"Like Shaotian? Heh...it really does look alike."

After a brief silence, Yu Wenzhou showed a mysterious smile.

The next day, Huang Shaotian inexplicably received a kind stare and smile from his team leader, which scared him into thinking that he had been caught playing online games secretly.

Ver. Zhou Zekai

"...the cat is cuter or am I cuter?"

Looking at you in front of you who is addicted to sucking cats, Zhou Zekai asked.

"Huh? Of course it's cute, isn't it?"

You answer without thinking.

"Then...do you love me or cats?"

Hearing this, Zhou Zekai froze slightly, and asked again without giving up.

"…cat!"

You closed your eyes to avoid Zhou Zekai's aggrieved gaze, and answered firmly.

After hearing your answer, Zhou Zekai was silent for two seconds, then leaned over and put his arms around your waist, rubbed his head on your shoulder, and let out a soft cry like a cat:

"...Meow~"

"Ahhh Kaikai I'm sorry I made a mistake just now! You're cute, you're cute, you're the cutest!!!"

...It smells so good.

Chapter 15 [Full-time male god x you] (Ye/Huang/Wang/Yu) I heard that good morning and good morning kiss are more suitable.

Ver. Ye Xiu

"Yo, you woke up so early?"

"Hey, still want to sleep, daughter-in-law?"

"Hey, look at your little sleepy face, go to sleep."

"...Oh, by the way, good morning daughter-in-law, come and kiss, this is a good morning kiss exclusively for brother-in-law and daughter-in-law."

Ver. Huang Shaotian

"Pretty girls, pretty girls, wake up soon! The sun is going to dry your ass!"

"Hey, beautiful girl, don't stay in bed! Get up, get up! The early bird catches the worm!"

"Hey girl, get up quickly, if you don't get up again, the breakfast I made will be cold! It's all your favorite food! There are your favorite shrimp dumplings, barbecued pork buns, small steamed buns filled with soup..."

"Haha, pretty girl, you're finally up! Hey, hey, don't go, pretty girl, I haven't said good morning to you yet! Good morning, good morning, good morning, pretty girl!"

"Hey, hey, don't go, don't go! I've finished saying good morning, pretty girl, shouldn't you give me a good morning kiss!"

Ver. Wang Jiexi

"Baby is up."

"Hey, I'll have a headache if I sleep again."

"Get up, baby, I'll take you to eat the fried cake you want to eat the most, if you can't afford it, it will be gone, huh?"

"Heh, you got up so soon? The baby is so good."

"Then, as a reward for your obedience, I will give you a good morning greeting from Mr. Wang and a good morning kiss from you now."

"Good morning."

Ver. Yu Wenzhou

"Honey, it's time to get up."

"Really? Today is a rare date for the two of us."

"I remember my dear, you said you wanted to go to a haunted house? There is a nearby amusement park where the ghosts are said to be real people. The team members who have been there have recommended it to me. Shall we try it?"

"...Aren't you going? I just said that you are so afraid of ghosts, why would you want to go to a haunted house? It turns out that I misremembered."

"Heh... It looks like you're already awake? This trick really works."

"Heh... my dear, don't be angry, today I will take you to watch "Mission: Impossible 6" that you really want to see, okay?"

"Ah, forgot to say,"

"Good morning, Madam Yu."

"Hmm... I forgot a good morning kiss exclusively for Mrs. Yu."

ps: Yuyu’s statement about Disc 6 is purely publicity hhh, Brother Ah Tang is really handsome! ! !love him! ! !