[Comprehensive] Why am I not dead yet?

"Lian Ji~ Lian Ji! I smell a strange evil spirit around here, did any offending little monsters appear in your room?"

While Nuliang Huapiao was in a daze, the voice of Ibaraki Doji, a great demon under Yuyihu's command, came from the door.Although she is the leader of the ghosts in Dajiangshan, unexpectedly she is just a little girl who maintains some special appearance of the evil ghosts. She stands outside the courtyard with a cute posture that can make other monsters drop their jaws.

Nuliang Huapiao lost the best time to leave, and Lian Su immediately got up and grabbed the haori on her body and threw it on the slippery ghost's head, "It's too late to let you go, you go hide behind the screen."

She ordered in a low voice, and even pushed and shoved the Nuliang slipper to the back of the screen, Qing Ji's curse would not be triggered unless she directly touched her body, that's why she was able to touch the slippery ghost through her clothes.

The Tibetans on her side were in a hurry, but Ibaraki was not a really well-behaved child. After waiting for a while, she didn't wait for the witch to appear, so she lifted her foot and walked in by herself. Appeared at the door.

Ibaraki Doji's face suddenly lit up, "Lian Ji!"

She rushed up and grabbed the hem of her hanging clothes in two or three steps, buried her head in her chest generously, took a breath of satisfaction, and then nodded: "Very good, there is no other monster's breath."

The reason why it belongs to the fire element is also much stronger than Qing Ji, who just became a demon purely obsessed with it, so the curse on Lian Su has no use for her.

Lian Su patted the top of her head: "Why do you suddenly think of coming to my place?" She looked at the tattered clothes on Ibaraki Doji's body, and couldn't help frowning: "The clothes don't fit well."

Ibaraki raised his chin and said nonchalantly, "Oh, when it comes to ghosts, it should be so ragged."

"There's no such reason." Lian Su took out the wagashi and Ibaraki that he had prepared earlier from the house and sat on the porch together. The exquisite and lovely snacks disappeared into Ibaraki Doji's puffed cheeks one by one, and he ate them in a short while Finished the whole box.

"Well, it's just that I suddenly remembered the curse on Lian Ji. Does this thing bother you?"

Lian Su narrowed her eyes and shook her head: "It's not really troublesome."

"Jiu Tun said, don't believe anything you say about this matter."

Lian Su raised her sleeve and covered her lips with a chuckle: "I don't know when Shuten-douji knew me so well."

Ibaraki Doji triumphantly raised his arms high and hummed a few times: "My friend has always been smart!"

Lian Su then reached out and touched the ghost horns on the top of Ibaraki's head, and familiarly gave the Dajiangshan evil spirit, who was only in the shape of a girl, Shunmao: "Yes, and Ibaraki is also very powerful."

So Ibaraki Doji, who was meek and let her caress the horns of the ghost, raised the corners of his mouth with his head down, and his expression became more and more smug.

He was born a devil, and his mother gave birth to him only sixteen months into his pregnancy, and he was disgusted and abandoned since he was a child.

At an age when people hated ghosts, he was carried back by a blond maiden to grow up by his side. Although that year was far inferior to that of Dajiangshan, who later surrendered to all ghosts, it was better to have the maiden Lianji by his side.

Ibaraki has never seen his mother, so he treats the witch as his own mother to serve and get close to him.

The villagers at the foot of the mountain who were favored by the witch and the elves and beasts in the mountains would often bring some prey and food up the mountain, and these things would naturally end up in the devil's stomach. Unfortunately, the devil later hunted in the mountains and tasted the smell of blood and showed his ghostly appearance. Without leaving Lingshan, he went to Dajiangshan to seek the shelter of the ghost king Jiutun.

But the kindness of nurturing in the past is true, and the devil's admiration and intimacy with the witch is also true. Even if he temporarily works for Yuyihu, the devil still gets closer to the witch here from the bottom of his heart.

"Juten said, if I come to you, I will bring this with me." Ibaraki Doji took out a small wine bottle from his sleeve, and the unique sweetness of the fruit wine mixed with the strong and powerful evil spirit of Shuten made people's minds blown away. Drowsy, Ibaraki stuffed the wine bottle directly into the arms of the witch, and muttered: "This is the fruit wine specially brewed for you by my friend, Lian Ji must try it."

Lian Su stared at the wine bottle in her arms with a little worry, and when she looked up, there was Ibaraki's shiny eyes full of expectation and "Praise me, praise me", she touched the devil's head dumbfounded, and let She rubbed her arms down her knees again limply like a kitten, and sighed softly.

"...But I really have to thank Shuten."

She muttered to herself, coaxing the devil lying on her lap into a deep sleep, and at the same time, a happy smile rose from the corner of her mouth.

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"Yeah~ Miko-sama also has to work part-time to lull the big monster of Dajiangshan to sleep. It's really hard work."

When Ibaraki took a nap and left the yard again, Lian Su returned to the room, and what greeted her was Nura Yuba who generously took off her coat and was sitting on the couch in only a single shirt.

Lian Su stood there for a while, staring at the guy who patted her and made the mattress without shyness at all, tilted his head uncertainly: "... Slipper?"

"Well, it's me."

The other party nodded frankly, stretched his arms back and raised his head to look at her. The loose skirt hanging on his chest was pulled open with this movement, revealing more large and tight male muscles. Even Su's The expression became more indescribable, and then slowly turned into a helpless sigh.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"What are you doing, of course I'm serving the witch in front of me." Unlike in the past, the guy who has already become the general of the Nuliang group replied confidently in the tone that he only had when he was a little monster back then: "I saw it back then. That’s how the little monsters who are by your side serve you, although they may not do as well as them, but they are just okay.”

"No...I mean..."

Lian Su was rarely speechless: "Why are you lying where I sleep?"

"Naturally, it's to serve 'Master Miko'." Nuliang Huapiao simply lay down on his side, resting his head on one hand and patted the empty space beside him: "The night wind is cold, don't blow it over your head, come on, Miko, my little one." Here to warm your bed~”

what……

Having said that...

Lian Su opened the drawer and took out two talismans, frowning, recalling the details of Nuliang's departure.

[Master Miko, I have no money to return your medicine, what do you think of me?Although there are some elements of boasting, Xiao Xiao thinks that his appearance is quite good.

The monster boy, who managed to save his life, knelt down beside the witch, and suddenly began to undress his body until the valet, who was transformed into a sword by his side, sliced ​​into the floor at his waist, and his skin could even feel it clearly. Seeing the unique icy breath of the blade, he stopped his hands on the belt.

...It doesn't matter whether you stay or not, but if you dare to harass Lian Ji, you will be killed.

Fu Sangshen, with blue hair, said these words with a smile.

And the witch who was handling the herbs didn't even raise her head. 】

Lian Su, who withdrew from the memories, glanced at the Nuliang Huapiao beside him who had almost got into the quilt, and sighed.

Then stick the talisman on his forehead.

"Eh? Eh?" Nuliang Huapiao stretched out his hand to tear off the talisman, but his increasingly drowsy head and lead-heavy hands brought him closer to the soft and warm bedding, "...I am here What's the matter with a priestess who goes to bed first?"

"Yes, yes." Lian Su replied perfunctorily, and stretched out her hand to pull the quilt up: "This is a meditation talisman, and it has no side effects. Please take a good rest, Chief General... When you wake up, leave the capital." .”

Nuliang Huapiao still wanted to say something, but her eyelids became heavier and heavier.

"...I like you, Lian Ji."

Nuliang Huapiao, who was about to fall asleep, struggled to squeeze out the last sentence before falling asleep completely: "I have liked you since the first time I saw you..."

Lian Su patted his forehead helplessly, and smoothed out two handfuls of Tricky Ghost's hair, which looked very nice to the touch.

Immediately afterwards, she did not know where to take out a handful of hemp rope, and then waved to Hasebe who was standing at the door with a speechless face: "Hasebu, you came just in time, come and help."

"Forgive me, Lord..." Hasebe Grinded his teeth expressionlessly, but still went up to take the rope handed over by Lian Su, and complained under his throat: "Since this guy can quietly Touch it in and let him go by himself?"

"What are you talking about Changgubu?" Lian Su, who had already tied the slippery ghost together with the quilt into a quilt roll, pushed the roll towards Changgubu, and said quietly: "The so-called trouble is to ask It’s better to clean it once and for all.”

Hasebe, who was forced to take over the quilt roll, looked complicated: "I don't think it's a trouble to clean up, Lord."

"It's okay, it's okay," Lian Su patted Hasebe's shoulder with a smile: "Give this to his subordinates, it's okay for the general to lose face, but it's okay for the subordinates to feel ashamed~ Take him directly Just leave, the slippery ghost has a special demonic aura and won't be perceived."

...No I don't think this level of embarrassment can be threatened.

Yaki Hasebe thought about it for a while, and finally decided to swallow this sentence back.

"Ah, when you send it over, bring me a word, if the slippery ladle is still disobedient this time—"

The miko raised the corners of her mouth and showed a dignified smile.

"...The next time I pack, I will replace it with the mattress of the feather fox?"