[Comprehensive] Why am I not dead yet?

Facts have proved that sleeping on a cold and hard throne is not a pleasant thing, so after the guy in his arms fell asleep, King Gilgamesh carried her back to the bedroom without hesitation—and met a stunned man on the way. Then he immediately covered his face, Siduri was so moved that he was about to cry, and the chief priest looked at him with the relief of "My lord, you have finally enlightened me", which made Gilgamesh feel uncomfortable all over.

...But this reaction is not offensive at all!So forgive me! --Gilgamesh.

Gilgamesh, who has maintained a high-intensity work state since the Warcraft Front, had a rare chance to sleep deeply.

But it’s still inappropriate to watch the boring melodrama of the succubi and the fairy in the lake in my sleep. Sleep is an important means of rest rather than making myself suffer from sin.

When he woke up from the dream, Wang, who was still slightly angry, found that he was no longer in the position of holding someone and pressing her into his arms before falling asleep. Someone woke up early and sat on the bedside, and Rarely, he took the initiative to provide a knee pillow to make him more comfortable... The knee pillow is a good thing, but the trembling Siduri covering his mouth over there really makes it impossible for people to continue lying down with their eyes closed in peace.

"Sorry, I planned to go to the front hall to work in advance, but you couldn't let go of my hair, so I had to forcefully change my posture, and I asked Siduri to help move the clay board here, and I changed it temporarily. Please forgive me for the office location."

"Oh, it's my fault, it's just that there is too much work to be done, and we have tried our best to catch up with you... Well, every time this happens, I want to say something about your leadership It’s really kind of you to be back, Lord Lien Su, you’ve saved us a lot of time.” It’s not an exaggeration to describe Siduri’s expression over there as exuberant, and Gilgamesh finally opened his eyes. Su's legs rose.

"Obviously it is the duty of the subjects to give everything for the king. I can only say that Lian Su has indulged you too much in a certain sense."

Siduri smiled with eyebrows and eyes crooked, seeing Lian Su's expression became more and more satisfied: "After all, it is very difficult to always 'accept the protection of the cold wind', although your temperament will definitely not change , but we are also very happy that there is a gentle woman who can neutralize your temper."

King Gilgamesh raised his brows: "I made a mistake about Siduri, she simply indulged you too much. This king has never planned to be patient and accommodate you."

"So you... If you look like this, you can barely deceive people, but with your temperament at that time, it is really true that you can bring back Mrs. Lian Su..." Siduri sighed, "As a Let’s not talk about your servants, it’s hard work to take care of our Lord Lian Su while spoiling you..."

Gilgamesh: "... Siduri, don't think that you are a noble priest, so I won't punish you."

"Yes~" Siduri replied perfunctorily. "Then let's start today's work. What are you going to do first?"

Gilgamesh: "Let's call the two little girls of Chaldea to the front hall later, after staying in Uruk for so long with nothing to do, it's time to find some jobs for them that match their identities. "

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About half an hour later, Fujimaru Tachibana and Mash appeared in the royal palace. The eyes of the two little girls were involuntarily fixed on Liansu who appeared one after the other with King Gilgamesh. The sun is even more dazzling, and the beautiful long golden hair is scattered behind her back. Before she left the night before, her hair was still combed obediently——! ?

Fujimaru Tachibana gasped.

No, it's not that she can't sleep, but even at this moment, even Su's hair is neatly combed without any mess, but she appeared with King Gilgamesh with long hair, and that Miss Bianxi Duli had a loving smile on her face... This kind of picture appeared in front of my eyes, basically anyone who knew a little bit would think wrong the first time they saw it, right?

Shocked by the picture in front of him, Mash, who was in a trance, didn't react for a long time, but Fujimaru Tachibana calmed down and asked first: "Good morning, King Gilgamesh, it's rare that you personally summoned us this time. What kind of work do you arrange?"

"—Even Su arranged trivial chores for you before. She deliberately released water for you. I don't need your value for the time being, so I just turned a blind eye and let you do whatever you want." Jill King Gamesh glanced at Lian Su on the side with a slight threat, and quickly withdrew his eyes and looked at the two little Chaldean girls with a little distaste: "This trip is to go to Kuta City, before looking for the king. The Tablet of Destiny left there suddenly fell into meditation when passing by that city, and the things I jotted down were of no use to me, so I threw them there. But for you Chaldea, it is worth a thousand dollars."

Lian Su raised her head when she heard the words. When she heard the name of Kuta City, something flashed in her mind, but she couldn't remember it.Gilgamesh didn't notice her deep thinking, but continued to give instructions to Fujimaru Tachibana: "The vicinity of Kuta City is one of the frequent haunts of the goddess Ishtar, and the city itself has some strange problems. , The information collected before is that even monsters will deliberately avoid that city, if you have spare energy, let's investigate by the way."

Lian Su suddenly realized.

"Ah, it's the city of Kuta—" She sighed without warning. Although the volume was not loud, it startled Mash, who was overcompensated and lost in deep thought. The girl holding the shield subconsciously shouted One sentence: "—Sure enough, King Gilgamesh forced you!?", which immediately caused everyone to fall silent and stare at her.

Before Lian Su realized what the little girl was thinking, she looked at Gilgamesh blankly: "What coercion?"

King Gilgamesh frowned, but he didn't say a word.

"Oh, coercion or something..." Siduri over there seemed to be about to explain, but the words of justification were turning around in her mouth, and some bad conclusions gradually formed in her mind, and finally reached It can't be ignored at all, and the justification seems a little guilty: "Aside from other things, the king also has merits worth admiring in this respect..."

"What's the advantage?" Lian Su, whose brain circuit couldn't keep up with this group of people, simply ignored them, and just continued to say to Gilgamesh: "If you plan to retrieve the Tablet of Destiny, it would be more appropriate for me to go?"

Gilgamesh's scarlet eyes looked at Lian Su without blinking. After returning from fighting the sea of ​​death, these eyes had become calm and peaceful most of the time, but this time they looked at Lian Su with a rare There was some cold anger.

"... Even you, you have to learn what is enough is enough. This king has already said before that you are not allowed to leave Uruk, and the matter of leaving with Merlin later is because you forgive you for the king's sword; I said before I want to throw you into prison, but let’s see that your ability is not able to continue to carry out, see clearly, you can continue to be active outside not because of your meritorious deeds, but because of my connivance to you!

The Fate Clay Tablet has nothing to do with you... Don't test the bottom line of this king's tolerance for you. "

"You are serious." Lian Su didn't seem to care about the unrepressed terrible anger of the King of Heroes at all, she said calmly as if nothing had happened: "I came back with you at that time, of course you fell into meditation and were caught by clairvoyance I also know that I wrote the Destiny Clay Table due to the influence of my ability, compared to the two little guys over there who are confused and looking around, it’s the fastest for me to go, right?”

"No." Even with this proposal, Gilgamesh rejected it without hesitation. "That thing is useless to me and you, that's why I threw it there. It's best for Chaldea to find the Tablet of Destiny."

Lian Su frowned and said, "But there is the goddess Ishtar near Kuta City."

"Since you are in charge of destiny, it will be a matter of time before these two little girls meet that stupid, stupid goddess. It is impossible to turn a blind eye to them just because you have been protecting them. You ignore Ishtar, but the one flying in the sky is a Will take the initiative to find trouble character."

Gilgamesh didn't seem to let go at all, and simply folded his arms and turned around, looked at Lian Su and her and argued face to face: "Your terrible character should learn to restrain yourself, really you still have such a bad personality. If you have more spare energy to think about things, why don't you come over and take over my other work as well?"

Lian Su was silent for a moment, but the brows that had been frowning before were loosened: "...You really just wanted to say the last sentence, right?"

"It's just that you have a lot of free time."

"Okay, okay..." Lian Su sighed, "Then I won't go, how about you instead?"

Gilgamesh: "...Um...huh? Wait! Even if I go out, I won't go to Kuta City! I don't want to see that stupid goddess at all!"

"I know you don't want to see her... Don't worry, I stayed near Kuta City for a long time when I hunted monsters and collected materials. Now Ishtar will deliberately bypass my previous range of action, just take advantage of this period to go Take a look outside." Lian Su directly raised his hand and pushed King Gilgamesh's back: "Find what you wrote yourself, don't always think about letting children go to work, wait a minute I will issue a pass to you, anyway, Wang, you will not die with the protection of the bone sword—"

Lian Su pushed him and walked two steps, suddenly remembered something, raised his head, looked seriously at Gilgamesh's unwilling side face and said, "Speaking of which, I found Kuta before collecting materials. There are some very strange things around the city—for example, the white ghosts in the caves, giant demonic pigs burning with flames, and strange beasts with poisonous thorns at the end of their tails..."

Gilgamesh:"……"

Lian Su suddenly showed him a very bright and beautiful smile: "That place is too dangerous, so I can only feel relieved if Wang goes to check it himself and make sure."

Gilgamesh:"……"

Lian Su: "Speaking of which, I've caught Ishtar many times around there, right? Just throw the chain up into the sky to hook the Goddess's Bow of Heaven, and then pull it down, and she will fall down with the bow ...Speaking of which, I have been away from there for a long time. Maybe the goddess will reconsider using the nearby area as her inspection spot, and will fly very fast close to the ground? When I suddenly hooked the bow of the sky with a chain and threw it out, it would be impossible. Can't you react quickly?"

Gilgamesh: "...Indeed, this king's work should be handled by this king himself."

Lian Su nodded with a smile: "Let's see, if you want to consider these things...how about seven days is enough for one round trip?"

Siduri: ... If she remembers correctly, the trip to and from Kuta City will take up to three days.

But Wang nodded his head as a matter of course: "Considering the situation of dealing with that stupid goddess, it will indeed take seven days... wait, eight days is also possible..."

Lian Su: "...you are really considerate."

Gilgamesh: "No, wait a minute... I'm going to take the two little girls over there on this trip? I'm going to bring two little girls who don't know much about life and don't know anything. I still have to spare time to take care of the explanation, eight days is not too much, right?"

"—No, it's seven days. My calculations are never wrong." The smile on the corner of Lian Su's mouth did not change at all, "After all, if you stay outside for a long time, I might be charged with treason Charged, you say yes, the great, wise, and all-knowing King Gilgamesh?"

Gilgamesh: "...Well, it is indeed seven days." He nodded and immediately turned his head as if nothing had happened, and calmly said to the two little girls over there who had been silent for a long time: "It's an honor, you two! , I will personally support you in this mission, that’s it! Now go and pack your things——!”

Siduri watched from the beginning to the end in silence, including the back of Gilgamesh who almost couldn't wait to leave.

She looked at Lian Su, whose smile hadn't faded, with disapproval written all over her face: "After all, you should be the one who pampers the king the most, right?"

"Huh—? No, Siduri, just considering that my current physical strength can only support about seven days of high-intensity work. Even if I don't do this, I will follow Tachibana Mash and the others to Kuta City. Now I was in Uruk and King Gilgamesh went out to check it himself, so it should be a win-win situation."

Siduri sighed for a long time: "...you, you have to have a limit more or less. I finally saw the shadow of the virtuous king. If it wasn't for the Warcraft front, I wouldn't even feel that the king has returned to his previous appearance. strangeness."

"Huh? No way? I think Jill like this is quite interesting."

Lian Su looked at Si Duli with a smile: "Don't you think a king who is not trapped by his courtiers and people, and who is really the only one who respects me is quite cute?"

Siduli was silent for a while, then held Lian Su's hands, and said to her with a sad face.

"I didn't expect that you would even distort your aesthetics for the sake of the king...I thought that you would continue to assist that King Gilgamesh...Master Lian Su, it's really hard for you."