[Comprehensive] Why am I not dead yet?

"It's too much! It's too much, Wang!"

Siduri, the always good-tempered chief priest, stood in front of King Gilgamesh with a heartbroken expression on his face: "Even if the target is Lord Lian Su, I will say it!——Your behavior is too much! What is your plan?" Do you still have the patience to be the last one to spoil your excellent minister!"

The woman whose name was mentioned still kept her hands and feet bound by lapis lazuli chains and was placed next to the throne. Her mouth was covered with a white cloth that seemed to have been cast with a curse. The beautiful eyes watched everything that happened in front of him, obediently a little too much.

"Have your eyes been blinded by this woman's face? Siduri, she disobeyed this king's order and lost three months with the magician over there! How many plans have been accumulated for this king during this period?" Didn’t you see her work outside! And she even made cloaks for boring strangers! Where’s the promised absolute loyalty! She hasn’t done anything other than embarrassing me!”

Siduri: "You are a child who grabs sweets with others, my lord! Didn't even Mrs. Su make similar things for you before? It's just that you have always hated it and never used it... Wait, what do you take?" What does the seal of theocracy come out for?"

"It's nothing, it's just that the king is very busy! Because a certain 'excellent subject' doubled the workload of the king before he left the throne without authorization, so he is so busy that he has no time now! Even knowing the situation of these two strangers nor!"

"Oh my god, why is there a fight all of a sudden?" Merlin clicked his tongue twice and touched his chin, but he had already unknowingly walked to the side of the throne.

Merlin ignored Lian Su's glaring eyes, directly embraced her legs and shoulders, and gently hugged Lian Su who was sitting on the ground. During this period, he took time to deal with Gilgamesh: " Hey, don't turn your head and stare at me, King Gilgamesh? I just put the immobile Miss Audience in a safe place with good intentions, and you are not good at fighting and throwing water. Right? It would be bad to accidentally injure Susu."

Lian Su raised her eyes slowly, her eyes were very cold, which made Mei Lin smile mischievously.

"That's what I called, don't be angry."

Mash's expression didn't change, but the shield placed on the ground suddenly made a harsh friction sound.King Gilgamesh and Fujimaru Tachibana looked at her at the same time, and the girl's heroic spirit replied without changing her expression: "I'm very sorry, because I was slippery for a while when I heard you said that you were going to fight us."

"Hmph, Merlin over there, come here to help these two little girls. Since they were carefully protected and sent here, they must have some commensurate value... And the eyes are good, are you ready to be serious?"

King Gilgamesh looked down at Mash's face. The girl's expression was serious and solemn. After receiving Fujimaru Tachibana's permission, she immediately prepared for the battle. Before the battle, she only asked: "Yes, Mash Gilead Wright is ready to join the battle—but King Gilgamesh, I still have a question to ask before the official battle!"

"You have the guts. My king has agreed. What do you want to ask?"

What responded to him was the girl's angry shout: "The attack power cannot be guaranteed during the battle, so please forgive me if I smash the shield in your face!"

——He said he was sorry, but it was obvious that he deliberately threw the shield on the king's face!besides!Merlin over there is not allowed to run around!Just now this little girl was clearly trying to hit you!

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During the fight over there, Lian Su here was unbuttoned by Siduri, who came over in advance, and the gentle and considerate chief priest looked at the lapis lazuli chain on her body that could not be untied. : "I'm sorry, Master Lian Su, I really can't handle this."

"It doesn't matter," Lian Su shook her head, seeing that the tight chain this time could not be opened directly for a while. It's not that she couldn't open it due to this level of restraint, but it was just that she couldn't open it directly in front of King Gilgamesh. She couldn't do it yet to challenge his self-esteem and arrogance, she sighed softly, and when she raised her head again, the battle over there had ended early because of one side's serious abuse.

"A boring battle is not even considered a pastime. It is not worth helping and has no value for this king."

The King of Gold made such an evaluation with disgust.

"My lord, maybe you are already a very good fighter after fighting to such an extent?" Siduli went over to smooth things over: "Not to mention the guests sent back by Mrs. Lian Su himself, could it be that they are the ones mentioned before?" stranger?"

Gilgamesh: "Probably, she took care of it herself...but it's too early, and I don't need it. Having the bone sword is equivalent to having immortality. If you pay a higher price It’s okay even without them, let alone their intervention.”

"—Please wait."

The orange-haired girl plucked up the courage to step forward and stood in front of Mash: "The oldest king of mankind, the hero king Gilgamesh, my name is Fujimaru Tachibana, from Caleb thousands of years later come here."

Gilgamesh: "I haven't heard of it, and I don't plan to remember it; you have to know that this king is a person who knows the destiny. In other words, there is nothing that this king can't see through. Because of this, you don't need to exist. There is also a way to resolve this disaster... So, whether it is Chaldea, the burning of human rights, or anything else, even if I stand here, this king knows all about it."

Fujimaru Tachibana frowned, and said anxiously: "But King of Heroes, please at least listen to me about the Holy Grail. If you don't recover the Holy Grail in time, the humanity of this era will be destroyed, and the future will be... eh ?”

What King Gilgamesh took out from the treasury aroused the familiar reaction of the tester that Mash carried.

"...the Holy Grail?"

"My king's treasury contains all the treasures in the world, and this thing naturally includes it. This is my king's thing, and others are not allowed to covet half of it-so the words 'I hope you will transfer this thing to us' are just stupid Slips of the tongue are not allowed, understand?"

Fujimaru Tachibana's hair seemed to be drooping in frustration.

The person in front of them is undoubtedly the strongest person in this era and even among the heroic spirits. Their purpose is to restore humanity rather than make enemies by force, so what should they do next...

But there should still be other ways——

Fujimaru Tachibana was thinking hard, but Lian Su over there said lightly: "In that case, I will pay for their price?"

After a moment of silence, Wang finally spoke: "... Huh?" He looked at Lian Su who was locked tightly by his chain in disbelief, and the arc of his mouth was more suitable for laughing out of anger rather than ridicule a little:

"Don't be joking, woman... You have to be clear, even a single hair from your head to toe belongs to this king, your bones are my sword, your blood is my shield, and even your life is my property." It is the king who personally summoned the spirit foundation to cover your body to live until now—then all the value you created for the king is a matter of course, and of course there is no such thing as remuneration, because it is a matter of course of."

Before Fujimaru Tachibana could say anything, he heard a very soft "tsk" sound from Meilin next to him.Mash followed the reputation and only got an innocent and cute smile from the magician of flowers.

(Senior, suddenly I want to hit him again, what should I do.)

(Restrain a little Matthew, and secretly look for opportunities after we go out, don't get caught here.)

After listening to the speech, the chief priest over there showed a rather sad expression.

"I'm very sorry, Master Lian Su, I didn't expect the current Wang to be like this. It should be said that you took too much work before, so that Wang, who had nothing to do a lot of time, unconsciously returned to his previous state... Or did you leave too long during this period, resulting in too much work, which made the overly busy Wang angry to a very bad level..."

Lian Su: "Even if you say that, you are still blaming me inside and outside the words, chief priest?" She shook her wrist: "Okay, okay, can you help me release me now? There are still a lot of Is the work not done?"

Gilgamesh was about to get angry: "The king is talking to you! Don't respond in such a perfunctory tone!"

Lian Su: "Yes... But there are many problems, right? For example, in order to disseminate information more quickly, the speed of making clay tablets has been accelerated, which has caused some areas near the Euphrates River to flood the farmland. If it is not dealt with as soon as possible, not only It's the problem of food, so I started to look for other substitutes such as wooden boards. Your magic power is still very abundant, and you must not have summoned too many heroic spirits to consume excess magic power. Let me think about it... The arrangement on the city wall is not from you Handwriting, it should be the summoning of heroic spirits who are good at this. The transportation route of the supplies has also changed, and new soldiers need to be arranged, right? I remember that I was in charge of the soldiers in the past. Since you haven’t had time to deal with them, then Let me take over."

Gilgamesh: "...huh." The king seemed to be calmed down a little bit, but soon his anger surged again: "Why don't you come back if you know all this so well!?"

With a calm face, Lian Su sat there obediently and asked Gilgamesh to undo the spell on the chains, and waited until the chains clanged and fell to the ground, then slowly rubbed the tied hands and feet that were a little numb : "To say that I understand is actually just observation. If you are interested in these issues, you can understand them even from the outside, right? And I have not been idle in the past three months: traveling to the sea of ​​death, collecting other materials, etc. It is very time-consuming. When casting a sword, you must also consider the aesthetics of the king and the possible problems of the sword itself. I just ran into these two children not long after I was free. I was tied back by you."

Lian Su raised her head expressionlessly, staring straight at Gilgamesh.

"In addition, the accompanying companion is Merlin, so these three months are not considered vacations at all... just extra business trips and overtime."

...In a sense, Gilgamesh was pleased by this sentence.

"So, it's better to be by my king's side, right?"

Siduri: "...No, asking such a question at such a time after you made such a statement, even I can't stand by your side, king..."

"It doesn't matter, Siduri, since I've come back here... Is it doomed or I can't get rid of it, forget it, please explain to me what happened during this period, so that I can take over as soon as possible --ah."

Lian Su just stood up and was about to walk over, but was staggered by the chains at her feet. Before she could stand still, an arm was placed on her shoulder to help her stabilize her body.

Gilgamesh withdrew that arm as if nothing had happened, as if he wasn't the one who rushed to her side to stop her before, and looked at Lian Su's pale side face with disgust: "Tsk, I can't even stand up What about work... The current king does not intend to be an unreasonable tyrant, let's go down with a few girls over there. Since they want to work for the king, they should start with the most basic chores. As for the scope of work, It's up to you to make it up, just to get acquainted with the current Uruk by the way... Wait until you have rested before returning to work with this king."

"Well, I also agree with what King Gilgamesh said. Susu, come to my side, you need to rest—you have hardly closed your eyes while staring at the sword casting furnace, right?"

Merlin took a few steps forward and grabbed Lian Su's wrist in a natural way, pulling her towards him gently but forcefully. Just after pulling her a few steps away, he took off his robe and put it on Lian Su's wrist. body, wrapped the thin woman tightly:

"The three-month gap is also very scary. You need to be familiar with the work and you need to rest. What's more, I am far inferior to you when it's your turn to take care of someone. Besides, even if I really let these two girls be taken care of by you Don't worry?...Speaking of which, how thin are you? Ah, I know that there is a kind of sugar snack that has just become popular recently, do you want me to take you to eat it?"

Lian Su: "...ah? What sugar? No, no, I'd better..."

"—Let's rest at my king's side first."

Gilgamesh raised his hand suddenly, grabbed Lian Su by the back collar without any warning, and took her back. He said lightly to Merlin over there, "Anyway, this woman didn't come here before you came." This king has always been personally responsible for her physical condition, and no one knows better than this king how to adjust, how long to rest, and what kind of work to arrange. "

Merlin: "Ah... After all, you are very busy with daily affairs, so I don't need to bother you with Susu's affairs."

Gilgamesh: "It doesn't matter, anyway, once this woman is cultivated, she is more useful than anyone else. In a sense, taking care of her is also an obligation that the king must do. It doesn't need to be too much work. At best, it is to take care of her. It’s just a matter of picking up the things she’s done and repeating them a few times, so it’s not a lot of effort.”

Lian Su, who was inexplicably sandwiched between two guys who were a head taller than her: "..."

who am I?

where am I?

What am I going to do?