[Comprehensive] Why am I not dead yet?

Lian Su made a lot of plans.

——Spread unfavorable messages near the castle.

—Instilling the idea of ​​"killing yourself" on Charlie.

——Retained all the nobles who could help the other party, but never eradicated them all.

Even the most loyal support from the queen's side is not a diehard. She didn't suffer too much at the beginning of her reign, she used the fastest speed to subtract the redundant parts, leaving a complete With the established basic system, as long as you don't deliberately disrupt the next work, at least there won't be any major mistakes in more than a hundred years... As for thanking her for her brutal and bloody reputation and slandering her, it's fine.

Charlie is not good at being a good person, but if you look at it from the perspective of a king, that kid is an excellent talent who is more suitable for leading this country than she is.

If there is no Joan of Arc, then she will retire after finishing her work; and if Joan of Arc appears, she will find a way to replace the child to bear the unwarranted crimes in her history, so that she can retire to the countryside to spend a peaceful life The rest of my life.

This was the plan before she realized that the world was distorted. Even if it turned into such a development, she was [-] to [-]% sure that her plan would not change too much—if Joan really needed to be repaired Vision, then let the child be repaired together with himself.

The wrong Joan of Arc, the wrong self, not only restored human reason, but also satisfied the child's wish.

——It was supposed to be a foolproof plan, but what went wrong.

She quickly recalled the development and changes since these days: first, she welcomed the appearance of Joan of Arc, then the child brought the flying dragon army, and summoned the heroic spirits to try to understand the side of the world from the perspective of the heroic spirits, but happened to summon Cu Chulainn , intending to continue to advance his plan according to the original plan, but was taken away by another Joan of Arc and Scathach, who should not belong to this world at all, and met an old acquaintance there a long time ago.

Chaldea, the master who restores human nature, the king of ancient Babylonia, and the hidden part behind the electronic contact that people care about but subconsciously avoid.

Is it your own problem?

Or is it a hidden problem in the world itself?

This desperate and destroying Joan of Arc may be the chief culprit of the current situation, but there is definitely something crucial that has not been dealt with.

Something that exists like air, something that people can take for granted... or something that has been distorted from an earlier time, so it can't be noticed at all.

Lian Su raised her eyes, and slowly looked at Joan who had stopped attacking.

"...You are Joan of Arc, at least there is nothing wrong with that."

"Yes, Your Majesty." After experiencing the terrifying murderous aura before, the young man has long since lost the twisted and sickly extreme temperament. He blinked those pale gold eyes, and the childish and cute feeling finally came to him. The part that makes Lian Su feel compatible with the white saint of Chaldea.

"Sure enough... Even if you have been twisted countless times, you are still Joan of Arc." She sighed lowly, and although she hesitated, she stepped forward and patted his head: "And even if you don't feel it yourself, this body The body is no longer human, right?"

When the layer of tulle in front of me fades away, you can feel that the child in front of you is just an existence that distorts reality simply because of some overpowering obsession, and then gathers it with terrifying magic power that can be condensed into an entity. The particularity of the point and the short but infinite reincarnation of this world have directly and indirectly made the boy who should not exist in front of him.

The person in front of him can be said to be Joan of Arc who has the idea of ​​"wanting to save the king" but has never realized it. All his actions are for this reason;

Whether it is Charles VII, rumors, a regime that cannot be consolidated as a woman, or an heir that will never exist, if these become the things that kill Sandra I, then no matter how many times they will be killed Burn it clean with magic flames.

But how to explain it...

——This child is a little too addicted to the act of "saving".

Because in his concept, the reason for "wanting to save" is precisely because he subconsciously engraved the idea of ​​"the king cannot be saved" deeply into his mind.

In the end, the original wish has been blurred, and only the exhausted footsteps of chasing reincarnation are left. History should not be changed, but if the modified part is positioned as a short period of a few years, then the world's restraining force will be restored. Repair, then it will give people an illusion that "it's not impossible to modify, but it's not the best yet".

Is it precisely because of this peculiar change that it threatens human nature that Chaldea appears?

Human nature will be repaired, and the child will naturally be repaired—that is, disappear.

Long-cherished wishes will be obliterated, obsessions will be obliterated, and all the efforts made by all traces of existence will also be obliterated.

Lian Su sighed.

... Anyway, this one is Joan of Arc too.

Ah... After all, she couldn't do anything cruel to a child of this age.

Lian Su raised her hand to touch the boy's cheek, Joan of Arc blinked her eyes, and subconsciously turned her head to the side, chasing the warm and delicate touch from that hand touching her cheek.

Cu Chulainn on the side flicked the magic gun back, and squinted at her: "Why, did you suddenly decide not to fight this kid as a master?"

Lian Su: "You know Lancer, the year Kanglai left me was probably only this high."

... What is a lore, a stab in the heart.

Cu Chulainn turned his head listlessly and did not speak.

At this time, Lian Su put another hand on Joan's cheek. Although the feeling was not as perfect as the other two girls, this one was very obedient and cute. She squeezed Joan's cheek back and forth with both hands. After pinching, she finally couldn't help rubbing the part that was pinched red by herself, lowered her head and said with a smile: "Looking at it this way, isn't the only reason I exist in this world is you?"

The boy's eyes were dim and silent, his whole face lit up in an instant!He put his two hands on Lian Su's wrist quickly, and asked with bright eyes: "Then, does your majesty mean that he is willing to have a child with me!?"

Cu Chulainn's ass came across sideways, and the tip of the spear touched the young Joan of Arc's neck shiningly, almost piercing through it.

It is clearly a class of Lancer, but at this moment Kuran Bulldog burst out with a berserk aura comparable to that of a berserker: "... If you dare to mention one more thing about having a child, it will poke a hole in your heart."

"—Only the matter of having a child is not allowed to be mentioned again."

Lian Su also nodded with a smirk, and pulled the flesh on Joan's cheeks, causing the boy's eye sockets to turn red reflexively.

But he never took off the hands on Lian Su's wrists, and the pair of eyes that were full of physiological tears and looked hazy and pitiful after being tortured by the queen were always stuck to Lian Su's face. Greed and admiration made Cu Chulainn, who had to hold his breath and watch quietly, grit his back molars with anger.

but……

Did she treat this kid as her "child"?

He didn't believe that Wu Yifu hadn't noticed that the boy's eyes looking at her were not normal at all. Those eyes might be comparable to the other crazy self he had seen before, but Wu Yifu At this moment, the terrifying aura of "Even if you are full of crooked thoughts, I will let you obediently produce the perception that you are a junior" is written all over your body.

...So which of these two guys is the real villain.

Just as Cu Chulainn relaxed his nerves and thought for a while, the door of this room was violently knocked open from the outside.

The two Joan of Arc, one black and one white, rushed in directly past their Master, and the two slightly different voices overlapped perfectly at this moment: "Your Majesty! Are you okay!!!"

Lian Su let go of the hand pinching the boy's cheek, followed by Skaha in purple tights, and when she turned her gaze, Lian Su heard a "hiss—" from beside her. One sound.

Cu Chulainn gasped.

"...This is really an unexpected combination."

Scarha smiled but said: "The difficulty of returning to this singularity before was not considered particularly high, at most it was at the subspecies level... Even the relatively well-protected Lixiang is an enemy of the level of the Lion King I've faced it all, so what's the difficulty here? But let's see now..."

Scathach's magic gun swung across, fixed his gaze on Cu Chulainn opposite him, and raised the corners of his mouth happily.

"...There are still some things that must be dealt with."

"But Uyve," Skaha seemed to ignore the presence of other people here and the stare of the opposite woman, and called out the name that should not appear in this scene: " Do you like Cu Chulainn that much? Duel is the same, and so is Kanglai. Even if you get rid of that past, the heroic spirit you choose to summon is still my ineffective apprentice... Hey, let me say, if you really like it that much Do you want to come over and sign a contract with my current master? Don’t mention this Cu Chulainn in Chaldea, there are Cu Chulainn of other classes and other stages too? The completely reshaped Cu Chulainn is still fundamental It’s okay if Cu Chulainn didn’t meet you in time, even the doll version can be provided to you.”

Lian Su smiled as if nothing had happened. The blond woman pushed the young Joan of Arc behind her very smoothly, and she greeted her generously, "Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm Sandra now... ...The future Queen of France, Sandra I, even if you deny it, I am still a living weak human being in this era, not to mention winning, I must not be able to win against the young master over there, right?"

And what's the situation with Cu Chulainn, is Chaldea the corner of hell! ?

"...Gee, 'weak human'? That's the funniest joke I've ever heard."

Skaha took a step forward and got very close to Lian Su.

"—You, a human being, have forced me into trouble several times, but you have no intention of defeating me directly... a terrible monster, rather than saying that you can't win, it would be more appropriate to say that you don't intend to win?"

After the two looked at each other for a few seconds in a strange atmosphere that was too ambiguous but could be described as murderous, they suddenly looked away at the same time.

Cu Chulainn: ...What's going on, this bad feeling.

...Speaking of which, those two guys were very strange when they were in the Kingdom of Shadows! ! !

He clicked his tongue, and suddenly saw Lian Su rubbing his wrist, and immediately became vigilant: "Master, what are you going to do?"

When he was in the Kingdom of Shadows, he and her fought several times. Except for the first life-and-death fight, she never gave her full strength. Most of them were small fights, but before the battle, stretch The wrist is a habitual movement, and Wu Yifu in this world can describe it as soft and weak, so why did she suddenly do this movement?

"You can understand, right?" Lian Su looked back at him inexplicably: "This world has been messed up, whether it's the nearby residents, the royal family, or the enemy that should be against France, all of them have been destroyed by those people." The little Joan of Arc next to me has been completely burned, right? It has been destroyed to such an extent that this world is useless for both Alaya and Gaia... Presumably, the repair of human nature in the near future will be on my side The Joan of Arc was obliterated by the restraining force, and the whole world was forcibly cut off because the rules were disrupted."

"...It's amazing. She's obviously a local princess, but she actually understands this kind of thing very clearly."

Fujimaru Tachika was a little surprised.

"Well... my composition is a bit special, so this thing is actually a kind of common sense to me." Lian Su said vaguely: "Besides, it is to clear up the cut-off world anyway, so why not use it as a waste of time at the end ——The master boy over there, can you borrow it and let me sign a temporary contract?"

"...Eh, ehhhh???"

Fujimaru Tachika was completely confused, he pointed at himself with a blank face of astonishment: "Me? You? Sign a contract? Wait! Aren't you the princess of this world?"

"Ah... look at the reactions of Scathach and Joan of Arc for that kind of thing, right? I also said before that I am Ouyf. A piece of life experience, since the whole world is wrong, then I can also take advantage of this loophole to get rid of Sandra's identity... although the time will probably be very short."

...Fujimaru Tachika felt that since he met the person in front of him, his brain was not enough.

He looked at Skaha, who was much more reliable in his impression, for help, and the other party nodded, and said softly: "It's okay, this guy is the type who will tell you in advance even if he is an enemy, and his combat power is not bad. Well, although I don't think there is a need for her to take action because of the difficulty of this world."

"The evaluation is very high." Lixiang muttered and stretched out his hand, and concluded a temporary contract with the smiling princess in front of him.But the process was so simple that it was a bit surprising, as if the woman just touched the back of his hand with the command spell printed on it and then withdrew her hand, neither in appearance nor in aura.

——But Lian Su grabbed Joan of Arc on her side with a terrifying speed...or in other words, grabbed the boy by the collar.

The woman patted the dull-faced Fujimaru Tachika's head with a bright smile, and said to him in a brisk tone similar to when I went out to buy some vegetables:

"Although I was messed up badly by this kid, I can stay in this room anyway. You guys rest here for a while, and I will deal with the follow-up matters, and make a spiritual base for this kid by the way."