[Comprehensive] Why am I not dead yet?

"Master Wuyifu, Lord Wuyifu!"

The maids under the tree anxiously called the name of the hostess, but they tried their best but could only see a beautiful long leg hanging from the edge of the branch and swaying leisurely. Uyf ignored their anxious shouts , and the long knife leaning against her side, the blade of the unsheathed murder weapon shone with a cold brilliance.

As long as she is willing, she can even easily walk back and forth from the Kingdom of Shadows without hurting herself.

Under the tree lay a strange beast with pitch-black armor, and its spiky spears were thrown on the ground at random, which made these maids dare not come even a little distance.

... As long as you take one more step, no matter who you are, there is a possibility that you will be torn to pieces by the fierce beast.

The blond-haired female warrior sat on the tree with her legs bent, leaning against the thick branches behind her and looked up at the sky. The two suns above her head seemed to fuse together and then disappeared. The clouds and mist surged and the stars twinkled. Day and night overlap, but this treacherous scene and the eyes of others are nothing more than a fleeting fog shadow passing by the sun, the sun is covered, and people's heads have a moment of shade.

But Uyf knew it wasn't like that.

She looked at the sky through the gaps in the branches and leaves, and held her knife in her hand.

"...The two worlds merged."

"Master Wu Yifu—!" The maid was still calling her name, with a hint of anxiety, Wu Yifu withdrew her gaze and jumped down from the tree, the long tail of the dark beast was thrown out just in time It landed under her toes, and this light buffer allowed her to step on the green grass and walk towards those flustered maids with only a slight bend of her knees.

"what happened?"

The maids looked at each other, not knowing what to say, and finally one of them boldly said: "...King Conchierb, has passed away."

Wu Yifu thought for a while in confusion, ah, I remembered.

A certain guy who seeks help from the Queen of the Kingdom of Shadows is a subordinate of King Conchiuber, and the reason for coming here is because he took a fancy to the daughter of a druid and went to the shadows in order to obtain honor and martial skills. country of

...Although I don't know why this guy didn't go to Scathach but just ran here.

The female warrior turned around and walked to the side of the ferocious beast, raised her foot and kicked his tail under everyone's horrified eyes.

The other party flicked the tip of his tail obediently, indicating that he was listening to her.

"Your king is dead?" Wu Yifu said, her tone was lazy, full of indifference and disgust: "Go back quickly, I don't have any extra feed for dogs here."

The black tail wrapped around Wu Yifu's still very slender ankles in armor, and pulled it near her body.

The female soldier paused, and lowered her voice to threaten quietly: "...don't drag around, believe it or not, I'll cut off your tail again?"

——The black lacquered tail paused for a moment, then reluctantly let go, shrank to one side and patted the grass, relying on the tip of the tail to express "I am very wronged, I am very unhappy The ambivalence of wanting a kiss and hug" can be said to be very strange.

... No, it would be more strange to say that Wu Yifu, who can read the other party's emotions with a tail, is even more strange.

"So..." Wu Yifu rubbed her forehead, "Since you wanted to learn from Scathach, why did you abduct me here?"

And this guy's martial arts and weapons don't need anything from the Queen of the Kingdom of Shadows, right?The strange guy who hit the door inexplicably, didn't know him at all, and still yelled some crazy jokes about "I will marry her if I win"... Although the strength is indeed good, it's just a pity, except for Scatha. Wu Yifu, who didn't intend to release the water, was really not in a good mood at the time. It was rare to show her real skills and beat up this provocative guy thoroughly.

—and harvested a black and sticky watchdog after the war.

When this guy was forced to stay, Wu Yifu also kicked him several times seriously, but instead of kicking away, he kicked him closer and closer. How close was he... One morning when the maid came to deliver things to wash, she saw him on the bed. The long black tail hung down on the soft waist of the hostess, almost throwing the basin in her hand in shock.

Since then, the status of the beast has been rising all the way, and the kennel has also been moved into the bedroom of the lord. Later, Uyf simply gave up her chariot and used the shoulder of the black dog as a new mount position. After all, this guy ran It is fast and stable and occasionally saves her the work of doing it herself, which is much easier to use than the flashy chariot that no one will wait for.

The only one who lost her temper was her original war horse. Those guys were spoiled by her. It wasn't her who couldn't do it, she couldn't do it if she didn't come; Wu Yifu came late after a few days of hunger strike, and the war horse arched its head The hostess kicked her hooves, and the dust raised by her hind hoofs treated the big black dog unceremoniously.

The big guy wagged his tail and sneezed, but just lowered his head to let Wu Yifu wipe off the dust on his head, which was unexpectedly good-natured.

This dark and gloomy guy was probably handsome and charming at first, but unfortunately his cheeks were torn apart by the crimson magic lines, and even his eyes were soaked in blood red, like coagulated blood, showing some kind of weirdness on his face of terror.

——This pair of eyes stared straight at her, Wu Yifu handed over a hand without looking at her, Mad Dog put his head under the palm of his hand and rubbed it against himself, making the rest of the people shivering with a gloomy murderous look It dissipated a little bit.

"If the so-called king dies, then I will also go to the Kingdom of Shadows."

"...Master Wuyfu, please wait." Someone opened his mouth with a trembling voice, trying to stop the hostess who was sitting on his shoulder with the bent knees of the mad dog. The blond female warrior turned her head, and by the way He raised his hand to press the beast's threatening eyes, and then asked, "What?"

The speaker flinched instinctively because of the existence of the pitch-black beast, and then said cautiously: "...the land of shadows is covered by ice and snow."

"I know." Uyf frowned and said, "It must be that 'Skaha' is no longer 'Skaha'?"

Because the curse called "enemy" that she was born with entangled her soul, she was the first to notice the changes in Scathach before anyone else.

——Mythology pays attention to the attribute of homology.

For example, the same story may be derived from different versions in the mouths of later generations, thus deriving different myths and legends; if Skaha wants to trace the source or branch, he can also find a very similar goddess godhead, if the world Fusion, godhead coverage, Scathach is replaced by other goddesses, this situation is not impossible.

She was concerned and wanted to take a look, but her subordinates held different opinions.

"You are human after all, in such a cold place..."

Wu Yifu reached out and touched the black dog's neck. It was warm. This guy was very big, a circle bigger than her own size, and it was more than enough to block the wind: "I just use him to keep warm."

"Is this okay?" the maid muttered to herself, her face full of suspicion, but her mistress had already run away first—the turbid black beast was very fast, and she took Uyf away quickly her territory.

Wu Yifu watched her land getting farther and farther on the road, her eyes were deep and complicated.

"Do you want to go back?"

"Think about it, but I can't go back." Wu Yifu sighed: "The world is merging, my territory is close to the land of the underworld, plus I am a lord who has a profound influence on the Queen of the Kingdom of Shadows... …I was there and people just died faster than gone."

The beast asked her back: "Are you distressed?"

Uyf shook her head.

"This is not a man-made disaster, but a natural disaster... So I have never had a good impression of the gods. I am self-willed and think that my hard work is a great effort-some things are their duties for them, right? Well?"

As they approached the former land of shadows and now the land of ice and snow, Wu Yifu's breath turned into white mist in the air. The beast stopped and hugged her from his shoulders to his arms. She was still icy cold It was cold, and the weight that fell on his arms was as light as a feather.

"The world is eroding faster than I thought..."

Uyf murmured, her battle armor was thrown away, it was already covered with frost, wearing those things would only make her more like a person carved from ice and snow, even if Uyf is called the strongest, she is still The human body, the beast stretched out its armor protecting its heart on the way, and warmed her cold body with its naked|naked hot flesh. Wu Yifu breathed out a few breaths of snow-white mist, and called his for the first time. name.

"... Cu Chulainn."

"En." The man responded meekly, just like when she called him "black dog, big dog and beast" in different ways.

"Cú Chulainn."

"Yeah." He replied again.

"I can't go back... Cu Chulainn." Uyf huddled in his arms and sighed long. "Scaha said she would take me home, she's gone, I can't go back."

"...I can take you back, I will take you wherever you want."

"--Do not."

She shook her head childishly, and her tone was full of loneliness: "It's not where you think, Cu Chulainn, it's not my territory, it's not where you know me."

"...this was never my home."

"I want to go home."

She leaned her head against the ferocious beast's arms, her face was full of sleepiness, and she didn't need the other party's response, she was just muttering her own words.

"Skaha...Skaha...you said you would come to kill me, why haven't you come to kill me yet?"

Cu Chulainn rubbed his chin against the soft curls on the top of her head.

"Cú Chulainn...you come and kill me, okay?"

"Not good, Uyf."

Her voice became even more lonely.

"I want to go home, Cu Chulainn."

Wu Yifu sighed as she looked at the endless gray falling snow.

"—I almost forgot where I'm going back."