[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

"Since you're here." I pointed at Jotaro again, "Take your grandson back."

"No, old man, I'm just here to pick up Xisa!" The old man folded his hands in front of his chest and made a cross.

"...Do you know that this bad grandson of your family came to my house early in the morning to play hooligans..."

"Hahahaha, this old man can't control him." The old man showed a gloating expression.

"...Believe it or not, I'll replace all your coffee with Banshuangshuanghuanglian..." I gritted my teeth and threatened this old thing dancing on the verge of being beaten.

"Hey, grandson-in-law, is that super cool motorcycle yours?" Grandma held her cane and tugged on Jotaro's sleeve with her other free hand. The 1.5-meter-eight grandma was standing next to Jotaro It looks very small.

as well as--

...Grandma! ?I beg you, don't make up your own mind to call him grandson-in-law, okay?I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!

"...It's mine." Jotaro replied.

You deny me that strange title!

I covered my face, "Grandma, I'm not, I don't..."

"Can you give me the key?" Grandma ignored me at all, but extended her hand to Jotaro.

Jotaro hesitated for a moment, then gave my grandma the keys to his motorcycle.

"You can call a taxi to go back." The grandma rode on the motorcycle happily, and went a few hundred meters with the accelerator, and disappeared in an instant.

"Yo———————————"

Her long-drawn laughter echoed in the air like Tarzan of the apes flying around clutching vines.

...Grandma!

"Cool." Old Sisar whistled, then saw me looking at him, coughed dryly, "I'm not, I'm not, don't look at me."

Stay away from my grandma!

"Joseph, give me your grandson..." I was about to force the old man to take Jotaro back, but he had already disappeared, "Damn, you actually ran away!"

"Cesar! Come here quickly! Don't be caught by Miss Hanako!" the old man shouted.

"Okay!" Caesar ran away, not as fast as an old man.

Damn it!Remember the old stuff!

Jotaro hailed a taxi, "Don't be angry with the old man," he turned to look at me, "Does your grandma know the way?"

"...It shouldn't matter." I rubbed my forehead, "After all, I am the master who travels around the world alone. If I was a road idiot, I would have lost my way in a certain mountain area long ago." And our family has never moved, she There should be no problem, "Wait, are you determined to eat at my house?!"

"My mother went out with friends, and there is no food for me at home." He replied.

Who are you lying to?Madam Holly won't forget your meal unless she cooks her own!I believe you ghost!

"Come up quickly." He got into the taxi.

I thought about it, sat in the front seat, and called my dad by the way, "Hi, dad, I picked up grandma at the airport."

"Oh, okay, thank you for your hard work. My work here is over, and I will be back when I take a leave." Dad said on the other end of the phone, "What do you want to eat, baby girl? Dad is going all out this time, give How about you buy some high-grade beef?"

"Oh, whatever you want..." I said, "I want croquettes."

"Then tell your mother yourself that I will fry some meatballs for you when we eat beef pot."

Dad's voice sounded super happy, and I hesitated to tell him that there was going to be a dinner at home.

"That, Dad."

"Huh?" he replied happily.

"Wait a while at home..."

"Are you friends?" he asked me.

"...you've seen it."

The other end of the phone was silent for a long time, so long that I thought that the signal on his side was not good and I would hang up, "I understand, daughter, I understand." He answered me in a very painful voice.

...What do you know? !

"Dad is going to buy sulfuric acid, cement and paint buckets in a minute..."

"Calm down ahhhhhhh!"

I hung up the phone with a headache.

Then he saw Jotaro's mocking face in the rearview mirror.

"Don't laugh." I glared at him.

He pressed his hat and turned to look out the window.

When I got home, I happened to see Jotaro's motorcycle parked outside my house, and my grandma, who was always strong, got home faster than us, so there was no need to worry.

To be honest, I thought she would drive a motorcycle for a few laps on the road before going home.

"Let me tell you, my dad is going to buy high-grade beef and go home... You took advantage of it." I opened the door ramblingly, and then saw my grandma sitting on the sofa watching an idol drama, and the dining table The dad who split the beef.

When my dad saw Jotaro, his blood-red eyes widened.

……Uh.

not good.

Do it!

Dad put down the beef in his hand.

Dad rushed over.

Dad hugged Jotaro's waist, and with lightning speed, used a German-style back throw on him.

My dad who is 1.7 meters 1.9 is facing Jotaro who is 82 meters [-] and weighs [-] kilograms.

A German back bridge drop was used.

"...Dad ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" I screamed.

...The Platinum Star didn't come out to protect the Lord.

I breathed a sigh of relief when I didn't find Platinum Star running out to beat my dad. My dad got up and gave me a thumbs up, "Daughter, daddy, I'll take care of him."

You got a fuck!If it weren't for the fact that you are my father, you have already been beaten to the ground by Platinum Star, you know that!Are you three years old? You!

"Your waist...isn't it broken?" I pointed to his waist.

"...Ah?" Dad froze for a moment, "Ouch, my waist, my waist..." He put his hands on the wall and began to scream.

...Father, dear father, I beg you not to make any more trouble.

I covered my face, and Jotaro sat up from the ground with blood all over his face—it was really blood all over his face, and he knocked his nose.

Grandma poked my dad's waist with a cane, "What are you doing to your grandson-in-law at a very old age?"

"Mom! What grandson-in-law! This little rascal is here to play Huazi's wrong idea! Son, I firmly disagree!"

...Grandma, don't make any more trouble, okay? !

I knelt down next to Jotaro, wiped the blood on his face with a napkin, "Thank you." I said to him with a sad face, and healed the wound on his nose with the Queen of Hearts.

That is my dad... If it were someone else, he would have been beaten by Jotaro and sent to the intensive care unit.

"Yeah." He didn't deny or admit it, just nodded and got up from the ground, patting his clothes casually.

"My stupid dad was impulsive, as an apology, stay and have a meal before leaving." I covered my forehead.

My head hurts.

"Okay." Jotaro nodded.

"Grandson-in-law, come and play games with me." Grandma called him,

"Grandma! Please change your name! I beg you!" I looked sad.

"Ah."

I just watched my grandma operate the game controller with a sneering face, using Asamiya Athena to beat the Iori-an controlled by Jotaro to the ground.

So much so that I couldn't tell for a while whether she was mocking me as an ostrich, or mocking Jotaro for beating King Taina.

...I think the chances of mocking me are relatively high.

"Wait?! This guy stayed for dinner?! Dad, I don't agree!" My dad patted the table with his waist.

Dad, please don't say a few words.

I reached out and patted his waist, and gave him a thump, "Okay, don't do such difficult movements as German-style back bridge falls in the future."

He stood up straight and tapped his back, "Dad, I don't agree with him eating the beef I bought."

"...No, it's not good for you to hit someone first." I complained to him.

My father showed a hurt expression, "You—"

Then he choked, and pointed at Jotaro with trembling fingers, "Daughter, look! Look quickly! This brat has a mocking expression on his face! He's mocking me!"

"..."

Please forgive me.

You two are only three years old together, aren't you? !

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