[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

"I'm sorry! But my mother told me that there is nothing wrong with a perverted uncle who intends to bet his soul with you as soon as he opens his mouth!"

...Hoooh.

……Knew it.

what.

Well, no matter what happens, calm down first, and then find a time machine. According to my years of experience watching jumps, places like time machines are mostly in trash cans, vending machines and the like.

"Ah, you... when were you there?!" Xu Lun turned his head and saw that I loosened my hand and threw the dealer uncle on the ground.

"Ah, it hasn't been long..." My eyes flickered, "Suddenly I remembered that you don't have Japanese yen with you to pay you back..."

"You, you didn't hear anything..." Xu Lun was a little nervous.

"Ah, what? What's there? I just saw you beating innocent passers-by. Nothing else." I scratched my face.

This kid has worked so hard, so I'll pretend to be a fool and cooperate.

"That's not it, this guy is dressed so suspiciously, and he wants to bet his soul with me as soon as he opens his mouth, so I won't be fooled." Xu Lun pointed to the uncle dealer who fell on the ground with his thumb—ah, the words are so Speaking of which, I still don't know his name, which is really sad.

"That's right. How can a normal person dress so strangely and sit in front of a convenience store waiting for someone to come and gamble with him." I nodded, "Good job."

Xu Lun showed the smile of a child being praised.

...Son, don't be like this, I don't know how to face you and Jotaro now.

Especially since I said so much unnecessary nonsense in front of you, I don't know how to face Jotaro anymore.

What kind of medicine did I take wrong in the future? I definitely don’t like Nianxia, ​​and I don’t want to teach/teach that little firecracker at all. I just want to pick up the leak...

Pooh.

What is my own operation, now think about it... Damn, just now in the era of middle-aged Jotaro, didn't I almost ntr myself?Jotaro, that bad guy, sees my heart sprout... Bah, it should be lust/lust, it's very cool, isn't it!Bah bah bah, bad thing!

I'm so annoyed now.

Damn, why is there no time machine in the vending machine here!A vending machine without a time machine is not a good vending machine!

"Are you okay?" Xu Lun asked me with a concerned face.

"No, I'm fine, I'm fine. It's ok."

Something is wrong!I'm very busy!Can I erase your memory now?Then delete Jotaro's memory?Then finally delete my own memory? !

"...No, it doesn't look like nothing happened at all." Xu Lun complained, "The expression is distorted."

"That must be because the tonkotsu ramen I just ate has expired. Damn it, who the hell put the expired instant noodles in the tortoise as a food reserve? Don't these men even check the date when they buy things? It must be Joseph Husband, that old thing..." I covered my stomach.

"If you have a stomachache, can't you just use the Queen of Hearts?"

"...Ah, I forgot about the pain..."

"Your behavior is really suspicious!"

"Whispering, if I say it's okay, it's okay, why are you so suspicious, little girl!"

Xu Lun and I joked around for a long time, probably because we hadn’t gone back and someone came over there, Ames and...that young man should be called Anna Sui, the two of them walked over and called Xu Lun from a distance, " Xu Lun, it's almost time to gather."

"What the hell are you two doing?" Ames said, "Especially Hanako, your expression is so strange."

Enough, if you keep doing this, I used the Queen of Hearts to cut my facial nerves and forcibly paralyzed my face, believe it or not?

Don't talk to me about meeting now, the last person I want to see right now is Jotaro.

"Have you found the part of the sacred body?" I asked Ames.

"Jousuke and Jotaro are looking for them, let's take Xu Lun and you back to the turtle." Ames replied.

Very good, Jotaro is not here, I will go first.

"Xu Lun, let's go." I called out to Xu Lun who was still thinking about something, and the latter nodded and followed.

On the way back, I couldn't hold back my curiosity again, and nudged Xu Lun with my elbow: "Did your mother tell you who confessed first, her or your father?"

right!I just love to die so much!I admit it!I'm just curious!want to know!

Xu Lun looked at me with indescribable eyes: "Is this kind of thing important?"

"It's very important!" I patted her shoulder resentfully, "The so-called love is war!"

"......what?"

"The party that confesses first is the so-called defeated party, the party that is dominated!"

I am definitely not the one to be dominated!

and many more.

Pooh!Who wants to fall in love with a straight steel straight man like Jotaro.

"Hmm...is there still such a thing to pay attention to?" Xu Lun looked a little confused.

"It turns out there is such a particularity!" A sound came from my ear, which startled me.

"Wow, boy, what's the matter with you!"

"But it doesn't matter! I am willing to lose to Xu Lun! I am willing to be dominated by Xu Lun for the rest of my life!"

...What kind of American-style love story is this? !

Are you okay, boy? !Change the hollow outfit first, and then change the lipstick to a normal color, and then talk about these things, okay? !

"Anna Sui, what did you say suddenly!"

Xu Lun...you.

Forget it, just treat it as a straight man from the Joestar family, regardless of gender.Although Anna Sui's earthy love story that suddenly broke out is also very bad.

I rubbed my forehead, "Why don't you talk about it inside the tortoise."

Xu Lun nodded.

Anna Sui was a little dejected because he didn't get a response, but it seemed that this kind of drama had happened more than once, and he quickly regained his energy, clenching his fists as if he was determined to win.

Young man, Ola warns.

I dived into the turtle and hugged Iggy, who was sleeping soundly in a basket in the corner.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(oo(ls)."

Yi Qi opened one eye in disgust, then closed it again and continued to sleep.

Damn, I was interrupted by Anna Sui, and I didn't ask who confessed first.

About 10 minutes later, Jousuke came in with two people he didn't know, one was short and the other was flirtatious.

"Jousuke, who are these two?"

"Oh, Ms. Hanako, these are two of my friends, Koichi Hirose, and this is Rohan Kishibe..." Josuke pointed to the two people behind him respectively. The one named Rohan Kishibe was originally concentrating on Studying the furnishings in the tortoise's room, when Jousuke introduced him, he turned his head and showed an expression as if he had eaten shi.

"Huh? Who's with you..." He stopped suddenly and stared at me, "...Why is Kujo Hanako here?!"

......

The atmosphere froze.

Only Anna Sui's "What?! So you are! Mother-in-law! Please let me take good care of Xu Lun!" echoed in the turtle.

Come on, Anna Sui, don't make a mess.

The author has something to say: I will try my best to see if there is any update. If there is no change before three o'clock, it will be gone.