[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

Kujo Jotaro met Yamada Hanako for the first time, not long after he had just awakened the double and was able to accurately control it, and encountered the first enemy from Dior.

This woman just got into the battle between the stand-in messengers with such a stupid face, holding a taiyaki, with an embarrassed smile on the corner of her mouth.

If he hadn't seen her treating the injured female teacher in the infirmary, Jotaro would not have discovered that she was a very rare substitute messenger of the healing department-no matter what the special ability is, it is always rare to see a nurse who can heal.

Can you spare the nanny?

Of course not.

So while carrying away Huajingyuan, he also took away the unlucky nanny who entered in disorder.

Although I was very embarrassed and knew that this was a difficult and troublesome behavior, Jotaro, who was 17 years old and in his second year of middle school, did it without hesitation.

So what this guy does and what he thinks are completely two sets of codes of conduct!Exceeded points! ——This is the first time after many years, when talking about this incident, Hanako will still pat the table and talk to him when he loses his temper.

Yamada Hanako is a person who is twittering, noisy to death, has amazing intuition, loves to complain, and is too skinny.

And always solves problems in a way that makes people complain and don't know what to say, and sometimes even makes people feel a little humiliated and not very happy to admit that they know her.

In addition, he is unrestrained, likes to be sarcastic, and has the art of speaking so accurately that a sip of poison can always be sprayed on other people's wounds—occasionally, even if he is a companion, Jotaro will have an urge to beat her up from the bottom of his heart .

But even so, if you are as careful as Jotaro, you can also notice that Hanako Yamada has a sense of distance from everything around her. Her way of thinking is often separated from the part of being a "human", and she will expel herself at every turn.

This is not a good habit.

It is probably precisely because of this sense of alienation from everything that Hanako Yamada has a rather strange outlook on life and death.

It can't be said to be a shortcoming, let alone an advantage, it's just that she is very weird.

Kujo Jotaro has been very popular since he was a child. No matter where he goes, there are always a group of chattering fans around him. Of course, most of the time he really thinks they are noisy and chatter endlessly, but he She won’t shout about her face, and there are indeed many types who are suddenly angry like Yamada Hanako—but Hanako’s anger is different. yell at me" mentality.

For most people, liking begins with kindness, and liking leads to curiosity, and curiosity leads to deeper understanding.

Jotaro's fondness for Yamada Hanako originated from the fact that he could turn a blind eye to the miserable corpse, but because of his strange outlook on life and death, he turned to repairing the mutilated corpse.

Although she ran away because of her cleanliness afterwards, it is undeniable that she thought of something they didn't think of.

Although Kujo Jotaro seems to be unfriendly to strangers, in fact he is very curious and has a strong learning ability.

In this regard, Yamada Hanako is actually the same, with a strong thirst for knowledge and extraordinary curiosity.

Along the way, he saw Hanako Yamada's sharp intuition and extraordinary skin, and Jotaro jumped back and forth between "this guy is pretty good" and "this guy really deserves a beating".

however.

The sense of alienation remains.

In the whole team, only Yamada Hanako truly has a sense of alienation that she can't fully integrate into.

As if deliberately hiding something.

Curiosity kills cats, and curiosity about the opposite sex—correction, men’s curiosity about women is the deadliest variety among them. This is not comparable to boring metaphors such as boiling frogs in warm water.

When I reacted, I realized that I seemed to have almost fallen into the trap and paid too much attention.

Yet Jotaro still wonders what she's hiding.

It wasn't until he faced the matter of [Justice] stand-in holder En Yapo that this non-stop secret, like scratching his inner cat's paw, was revealed.

What Hanako hides is only her nature as a "abnormal person".

If it was Jotaro who hadn't awakened a substitute before, he probably wouldn't understand what there is to hide in this kind of thing.But now he can somewhat understand - when he found that there was a [evil spirit] attached to his body that would run amok, the first thing he did was to lock himself in the detention center and find a way to get rid of it.

And Hanako's [abnormality] is born.

It's not even a substitute that can be controlled, but an innate, irreversible [abnormality] that is different from all [ordinary people]. The loneliness that makes up——Even with a father with an upright view, a gentle and tolerant mother, and a complete and happy family, this [abnormality] still cannot be erased.

In the cage named "Hanako", there is an unknown monster bound.

Relying on the promise to only one person and the negligible self-satisfaction, you can do your best to fight against your nature. How much effort does it take to go from "one wrong step and it will be a disaster for mankind" to "at least a normal person" , How strong willpower is needed to fight against nature.

The consciousness and memory of [Hanako Yamada] flowed into Jotaro's mind along with the secret of Dio's double [World].

For a moment, Jotaro even felt that the secret of [World] was not so important.

What he faced was the "human disaster" that was more terrifying than Dio, bound his own desires with strong willpower, and sealed his frightening nature.

Even if it was respectable, Jotaro knew what kind of a woman this woman was.

If one day, she gets tired of this kind of life like a house, she will give up continuing to restrain her nature.

Compared to some disgusting vampire, this one seems to be a little more terrifying.

So, after the final battle, the future Dr. Kujo decides to save the world.

The specific operation is... make friends with Hanako.

Get out!You stay away from me! ——by Hanako who was harassed until she exploded.

However, people like Yamada Hanako say that she wants to find a boyfriend. She is lonely and lonely. She refuses people who are not smart enough to break into her life, and she hates people who are too smart.

It's really messy and troublesome.

Later, because he was involved in collecting corpses and traveling through various eras, he was lucky enough to meet his future self—this guy just pulled himself aside and gave him a lot of advice.

So much so that he felt that he would become such a long-winded, mother-in-law man in the future, it was unbelievable.

"She will be uncomfortable with results that exceed her expectations."

"She hates being disappointed."

"If you suddenly treat her coldly, she will panic."

"Don't let her go on adventures alone. She's really crazy."

She, she, her, all her.

Every word is full of regret and self-blame.

...... "Whispering!" Jotaro Kujo yelled at his future self, "Enough is enough, I can't imagine that I will become like this mother-in-law! Shame on me!"

...The most unforgivable thing is breaking the peaceful life she wanted, thinking that one day she will be able to solve all problems alone.

And this person, since his wife died, hasn't had a good night's sleep.

And he was actually annoyed by himself.

How could he let this happen.

And... Giorno Giovanna's Oedipus brat is a nuisance.

In order to solve the matter of Tiantang Dior, when Hanako fainted, he took advantage of his height and position to hug him before that annoying kid.Then, as expected, he got the black face of a hated brat.

He likes Yamada Hanako.

Kujo Jotaro is not a kid who has never been in love. Although the other party is three years older than himself, he doesn't mind at all.

However, this woman is in trouble!Like an ostrich!

Since she likes ostriches, then he will be straight. Anyway, if she doesn't like herself, all her actions will directly lead to Hanako who became angry and killed him.

Not dying is the proof that she likes herself.

Hanako is really cute, she is cute when she is coquettish, she is cute when she is angry, she is cute when she is in a bathing suit but can't swim, she is panicked when she is in the water.

Jotaro has to admit that sometimes he does some deadly acts on purpose, because after doing so, he often gets a Hanako who reacts quite amusingly.

In the following years, Jotaro, who has become Dr. Kujo, has become more and more precise in jumping back and forth between Hanako's embarrassment and overkill killing him and being arrogant and shy, and seduce her to provoke him with ease.

And Hanako, it seems that she will never learn well.

For example, on a summer night, if he chooses to sit on the bed to work, Hanako, who is afraid of heat, will try to kick him aside with her bare feet, with her snow-white, curvy legs bare in a suspender nightgown.

——Of course, she was punished in the end.

For example, on winter nights, especially after it has snowed, you must rush to take a bath before her, and quickly get into the bed to warm your side.So Hanako, who is afraid of the cold, will take the initiative to use him as a heater.

——Of course, the ending is still that she is sanctioned.

She is afraid of cold and heat, turtle feather and ostrich, but even so, she is still very cute.

Not going home for four years?nonexistent.

He couldn't take it for half a year.

In the end, I don’t know why, it’s probably because of the so-called constriction of the world line or something, he took Xu Lun at home honestly, and the people running around the world turned into Hanako instead, which made him often couldn’t help himself to go and get Xu Lun who refused to go back. Home, the happy Hanako who played in the other world came home.

Ah, to add, it would be better if that nasty kid Giorno didn't keep making trouble for him.

After many years, if someone asks Dr. Kujo why he married his wife, he can give many different explanations, such as why she is cute, smart, hardworking, and self-reliant, and so handsome.

However, the most fundamental reason is probably only one.

That is--

he loves her.