If I don't quit, I will be forced to usurp the throne.
Chapter 5 About my first promotion
"It really surprised me...I didn't expect you to know Mr. Dazai so well."
A week had passed since the dud incident before I finally saw Umeki again.
Listening to the other party's emotion, I corrected him seriously: "I'm not familiar with him. Last time was only the second time I saw Mr. Dazai."
The other party's eyes widened: "Huh? But I see Mr. Dazai's attitude towards you is very intimate?"
"..." I was silent for a while, then said slowly, "What if he covets my beauty?"
"..." For a moment, Mei Mu's expression became very complicated, and his eyes were full of desire to complain when he looked at me. To translate, it probably means——Are you clueless or are you too shameless?
"I'm just kidding, I'm still very self-aware. After all, Mr. Dazai is not the leader of our rumored pedophile..." I stopped in the middle of the sentence, a little worried, "But I heard that Mr. Dazai is the leader of the pedophile. The tie came out... there should be no pedophiles, right?"
For a while, Mei Mu also fell into a tangled situation: "It shouldn't be..."
"Forget it, I'm over-age for pedophiles, safe."
"...I really don't know if you are confident about Jianggu or something else." Meimu finally couldn't help complaining, and then showed a curious look, "Speaking of... Jianggu, you will There are so many things."
"It's okay, after all, people always have to leave a way out for themselves."
"...the back road?"
"Well, the mafia is a high-risk job, and I don't plan to do it for the rest of my life. In this case, what to do after retirement is very important, right?" I seriously reasoned with him, "If you learn one more thing, it will be for you. It will add a possibility to your future life.”
"...Although you are two years younger than me, Jiang Gu, you are really good. From a certain point of view." Umeki sighed, "I always think that you will be favored soon and join the Black Lizard. Or guerrilla troops."
"...Please don't curse me?"
"Hey?!"
After that conversation, I also talked to Umeki more often, and I learned from him that his only family member, his older brother, died in the dragon head war.
Maybe it's because he knew that I was also an orphan because of the Dragon Head War, so he usually chats with me more.
Although my biological parents are actually working hard as social animals in the United States.
However, even after getting familiar, Umeki still thinks I'm weird.I don’t refute him on this point. After all, not everyone can understand my lofty ideals and meticulous arrangements, just like Umeki doesn’t understand why I would rather sweep the floor in front of the mafia office building than get promoted.
Fortunately, my family understands me and supports my ideals.
Although Kosuke was a bit reluctant when he was sent to school by me.
On the first day of sending Xingsuke to school, I pointed to the small river that must pass on the way to school and said, "Xingsuke, have you seen this river? Learning is like going against the current..."
"Drowning!"
"What? No, I'm talking about learning is like sailing against the current..."
Xingsuke looked terrified: "No! Boss! Someone is drowning!"
"Ah?" I frowned and looked over, seeing the corpses floating down the river, I was speechless for a moment.
What's this?Vendetta?Love kill?suicide?
If I don't save people, will I set a bad example for Kosuke?But I'm originally a mafia, so it's okay to die... Wait!Looks like I should be a policeman by profession!
"Hmm... that, that, that's not a drowning person." I looked at Xingsuke with a serious face, "That's a fairy, a fairy, a fairy in the river... just something that fell in the river will come out and ask you 'you' Is it the golden ax or the silver ax that fell..."
"Impossible! And Boss, you are talking about He Bo!? This looks like an abandoned corpse!"
"Don't look, you will be entangled by water ghosts."
"Have you become a water ghost now?!"
The "corpse" floated closer, I took another look, and then froze.
……Why?etc?what happened?
Why does this corpse look so much like that who... doesn't it? !I just mixed into Hong Kong black not long ago!I didn't find anything. Is there an important member being killed now? !
I told Xingsuke, who was lying on his face, to go to school quickly, and I went to the river to find someone.
Fortunately, what was picked up was not a corpse but a living person.And it doesn't take much effort to catch someone, because the other person seems to be able to swim, which makes me a little confused-is this some kind of trick for the willing to take the bait?
The black-haired boy looked at me and greeted me with a smile: "Oh, isn't this Xiaoqian?"
"Yes..." I touched my face and said hesitantly, "Mr. Dazai, what happened to you?"
"Well, no."
"...Then why did you appear in the river? Did you commit suicide?"
"Yes!"
"... Excuse me, do you need me to throw you back into the river? I promise to throw you back to the original position as much as possible and pretend that nothing happened." I rubbed my hands and took a step forward, wanting to throw you The heart of people throwing them into the river is about to move.
The other party didn't do what I wanted, but stood up: "Since it failed, let's do it next time."
I withdrew my hand with some regret, and stood there waiting for the other party to leave.
I don't know if Osamu Dazai thought the same way, he still stayed where he was.
"Then... I'll take my leave first, Mr. Dazai?" Considering that the other party's position is much higher than mine, I still asked for instructions as a good employee.
"Xiao Qian, don't you ask me why I did this?"
"..." If I hadn't confirmed that I had done nothing and had no flaws, I would have wondered if my undercover identity had been discovered.I was silent for a moment, and understood the other party's literal meaning, a little puzzled, "Do you really want to commit suicide?"
"Yes."
"Then I'm destined not to understand your thoughts, because I think life is interesting and I won't commit suicide." I was afraid that the other party would ask me what is the meaning of life, so I quickly added, "Just like you can't understand why life is meaningful. "
And the black-haired young man stared at me for a moment, then sighed long: "It would be great if the leader was just like you, Xiaoqian."
Me: "..." No, that, I said... I want the leader to become a boy, how much do you hate Hong Kong gangsters?But why the sudden mention of the leader?
That night, as soon as I got home, Xingsuke ran over with a worried expression on his face: "How about the boss? What case is this morning?"
"Hmm..." I thought for a while, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him, "It's too troublesome to explain, so just treat it like a fairy in the river."
"...Isn't it too perfunctory!?"
"What kind of fairy in the river?" Oda Saku looked over suspiciously.
"It's Mr. Dazai." To Odasaku, I naturally told the truth, "I picked him up in the river today, and he said he was committing suicide."
"Ah...it's Dazai." Odasaku didn't show much surprise, accepted the matter calmly, and nodded.
Seeing this, I became curious instead: "Does he often commit suicide?"
"Hmm... this is his hobby." Oda Saku frowned, "Although I think it's not good to regard this as a hobby, but I don't know how to say it..."
"Hey? Is this like this? What a weird person." I commented, and turned my head to tell Xingsuke, "Next time you see an unknown object in the river, run away."
Xingsuke muttered dissatisfiedly: "I'm not that timid!"
"You are not timid, you are weak."
"... Boss, you are too much!"
"Now that you are admitted to Dongda University, I will admit you."
"I'm only in the first grade!"
……
I decided to stay away from Osamu Dazai, and further away.
There is always a feeling that if I expose it, the other party must find out.
At that time, the teacher who taught me at the police academy said to trust my first instinct. I don’t think being too idealistic, and I especially hope that my feelings are wrong.
So when Umeki suddenly sent me an email, saying that he was in danger and asked for help, I thought about the part that Umeki felt suspicious before, and I gritted my teeth and went to the destination.
Then, I began to regret not listening to the teacher.
The location is one of the bases of Hong Kong and Black, and I have come here to clean it before.
It's just the current scene... If it needs to be cleaned afterwards, it will take me at least three or four days to clean it by myself.
This group of people seemed to be in chaos, their eyes were red, they seemed to be under control, they didn't know each other at all, and they were killing each other.Others shot themselves directly.It didn't take long for the ground to be full of corpses, and the ground was stained red with blood, like a purgatory on earth.
What kind of large-scale suicide scene is this... If it weren't for knowing Mr. Dazai's ability is [Nullification], I would have thought it was done by him and the ability was [Group Suicide]!
I clicked my tongue and secretly decided to run away and report to my superiors.
It's just that someone blocked my way.
"Big sister, let's play together!" The blood-stained child smiled innocently.
……Why?Child?
Where did the unlucky boy come from!Is there still such a small member of Hong Kong and Black? !
I was anxious, and went up to hold the other party's hand: "Hey! You..."
I only uttered a few syllables, and then stopped, the expression of astonishment froze on my face.
The arm of the child I was pulling was covered with blood, and only now did I realize that there was a blade hidden in the bandage on the other's arm.
If he doesn't have any special hobbies... it proves that he is likely to be the culprit.
"... Is it possible that you are a self-harming Shaking M?" I asked without hope.
What responded to me was the sickly smile of the half-black, half-white haired boy with highlights, and the piercing laughter of the doll in his arms.
I immediately let go of my hand and took a few steps back.
At the same time, I also noticed the black palm prints that suddenly appeared on my body, and... the phantom that appeared before my eyes.
【Who are you? ] The boy who looked seventy percent like me looked at me in confusion.
I was taken aback, stared at the other party for a long time, and called softly: "Brother."
However, the young man shed tears of blood and suddenly attacked me.
As an illusionist of the Mind Control Department, of course I understand what the current situation is.
I'm afraid that child just now was the person with the ability that caused the commotion. The ability should be to make people hallucinate and see the scene they are most afraid of, and take the initiative to attack, leading to cannibalism.
First of all... You must not attack this phantom.Secondly...
The so-called illusionists are not the same as mind-controlled supernatural beings.The basic skill of an illusionist is to control the opponent's five senses, interfere with the opponent's vision, and make the opponent think that something happened that did not happen in reality.
The competition among illusionists is a process of competing for the control of the five senses.
I was actually controlled by a mere supernatural being... If my master knew about this, he would probably laugh at me for a long time.
I took a deep breath, closed my eyes, and recalled Master's whipping and beating in my dream. When I opened my eyes again, I could see everything around me clearly again.
I quickly knocked down the two controlled people who wanted to attack me, and I rushed to the side of that weird child, directly pushed him down, and grabbed the other person's neck with my hands.
The opponent grabbed my arm with both hands, struggling desperately, his eyes filled with disbelief and a hint of confusion.
At this time, I suddenly realized the mood of those villains who want to jump out and talk about the ins and outs of the plan when the protagonist is at a dead end.Because, really, it would be cool.
"It's a pity, it seems that my [power] is a little better than yours." I narrowed my eyes, smiled, and pinched the opponent's neck harder, "It's amazing to be able to play illusions, right? Why don't you compare with me? Compare?"
Saying so, I pointed the opponent's eyes and cast an illusion.
"Xiao Qian, calm down." A familiar voice sounded, followed by a hand on my shoulder.
I turned around, showing a bit of astonishment: "...Mr. Dazai?"
With a smile on his face, the other party picked up the weird doll that fell aside and was held by the unlucky child just now, and the doll was reduced to ashes in his hands.
I turned my head in a daze, and saw Mr. Hirotsu, the centurion of the black lizard, who was familiar to me. With the complete disappearance of the doll, those surviving people who were still fighting against the black lizard woke up and stopped. in the action.
Is that doll a condition for the ability to activate...
I understood, and then passed out due to lack of strength.
The author has something to say: Chicken Soup Master Chisaki Sauce (X)
From here, take the first step to promotion!
The opening ceremony of the newly opened pit is over!Starting from today, it will be the usual update at [-]:[-] noon!Everyone should have a good rest and sleep well at night!
……
PS: Drowning and Nishui use Chinese homophones. I know that Japanese is not the same sound, but after all, I wrote in Chinese.If the following meme is in Japanese, it will be noted, and everyone in Chinese can GET.The reason why I emphasize it again is to refer to the previous encounters. I don't want someone to say "the pronunciation is different in Japan" and then I will reply to the meaningless topic. over!
A week had passed since the dud incident before I finally saw Umeki again.
Listening to the other party's emotion, I corrected him seriously: "I'm not familiar with him. Last time was only the second time I saw Mr. Dazai."
The other party's eyes widened: "Huh? But I see Mr. Dazai's attitude towards you is very intimate?"
"..." I was silent for a while, then said slowly, "What if he covets my beauty?"
"..." For a moment, Mei Mu's expression became very complicated, and his eyes were full of desire to complain when he looked at me. To translate, it probably means——Are you clueless or are you too shameless?
"I'm just kidding, I'm still very self-aware. After all, Mr. Dazai is not the leader of our rumored pedophile..." I stopped in the middle of the sentence, a little worried, "But I heard that Mr. Dazai is the leader of the pedophile. The tie came out... there should be no pedophiles, right?"
For a while, Mei Mu also fell into a tangled situation: "It shouldn't be..."
"Forget it, I'm over-age for pedophiles, safe."
"...I really don't know if you are confident about Jianggu or something else." Meimu finally couldn't help complaining, and then showed a curious look, "Speaking of... Jianggu, you will There are so many things."
"It's okay, after all, people always have to leave a way out for themselves."
"...the back road?"
"Well, the mafia is a high-risk job, and I don't plan to do it for the rest of my life. In this case, what to do after retirement is very important, right?" I seriously reasoned with him, "If you learn one more thing, it will be for you. It will add a possibility to your future life.”
"...Although you are two years younger than me, Jiang Gu, you are really good. From a certain point of view." Umeki sighed, "I always think that you will be favored soon and join the Black Lizard. Or guerrilla troops."
"...Please don't curse me?"
"Hey?!"
After that conversation, I also talked to Umeki more often, and I learned from him that his only family member, his older brother, died in the dragon head war.
Maybe it's because he knew that I was also an orphan because of the Dragon Head War, so he usually chats with me more.
Although my biological parents are actually working hard as social animals in the United States.
However, even after getting familiar, Umeki still thinks I'm weird.I don’t refute him on this point. After all, not everyone can understand my lofty ideals and meticulous arrangements, just like Umeki doesn’t understand why I would rather sweep the floor in front of the mafia office building than get promoted.
Fortunately, my family understands me and supports my ideals.
Although Kosuke was a bit reluctant when he was sent to school by me.
On the first day of sending Xingsuke to school, I pointed to the small river that must pass on the way to school and said, "Xingsuke, have you seen this river? Learning is like going against the current..."
"Drowning!"
"What? No, I'm talking about learning is like sailing against the current..."
Xingsuke looked terrified: "No! Boss! Someone is drowning!"
"Ah?" I frowned and looked over, seeing the corpses floating down the river, I was speechless for a moment.
What's this?Vendetta?Love kill?suicide?
If I don't save people, will I set a bad example for Kosuke?But I'm originally a mafia, so it's okay to die... Wait!Looks like I should be a policeman by profession!
"Hmm... that, that, that's not a drowning person." I looked at Xingsuke with a serious face, "That's a fairy, a fairy, a fairy in the river... just something that fell in the river will come out and ask you 'you' Is it the golden ax or the silver ax that fell..."
"Impossible! And Boss, you are talking about He Bo!? This looks like an abandoned corpse!"
"Don't look, you will be entangled by water ghosts."
"Have you become a water ghost now?!"
The "corpse" floated closer, I took another look, and then froze.
……Why?etc?what happened?
Why does this corpse look so much like that who... doesn't it? !I just mixed into Hong Kong black not long ago!I didn't find anything. Is there an important member being killed now? !
I told Xingsuke, who was lying on his face, to go to school quickly, and I went to the river to find someone.
Fortunately, what was picked up was not a corpse but a living person.And it doesn't take much effort to catch someone, because the other person seems to be able to swim, which makes me a little confused-is this some kind of trick for the willing to take the bait?
The black-haired boy looked at me and greeted me with a smile: "Oh, isn't this Xiaoqian?"
"Yes..." I touched my face and said hesitantly, "Mr. Dazai, what happened to you?"
"Well, no."
"...Then why did you appear in the river? Did you commit suicide?"
"Yes!"
"... Excuse me, do you need me to throw you back into the river? I promise to throw you back to the original position as much as possible and pretend that nothing happened." I rubbed my hands and took a step forward, wanting to throw you The heart of people throwing them into the river is about to move.
The other party didn't do what I wanted, but stood up: "Since it failed, let's do it next time."
I withdrew my hand with some regret, and stood there waiting for the other party to leave.
I don't know if Osamu Dazai thought the same way, he still stayed where he was.
"Then... I'll take my leave first, Mr. Dazai?" Considering that the other party's position is much higher than mine, I still asked for instructions as a good employee.
"Xiao Qian, don't you ask me why I did this?"
"..." If I hadn't confirmed that I had done nothing and had no flaws, I would have wondered if my undercover identity had been discovered.I was silent for a moment, and understood the other party's literal meaning, a little puzzled, "Do you really want to commit suicide?"
"Yes."
"Then I'm destined not to understand your thoughts, because I think life is interesting and I won't commit suicide." I was afraid that the other party would ask me what is the meaning of life, so I quickly added, "Just like you can't understand why life is meaningful. "
And the black-haired young man stared at me for a moment, then sighed long: "It would be great if the leader was just like you, Xiaoqian."
Me: "..." No, that, I said... I want the leader to become a boy, how much do you hate Hong Kong gangsters?But why the sudden mention of the leader?
That night, as soon as I got home, Xingsuke ran over with a worried expression on his face: "How about the boss? What case is this morning?"
"Hmm..." I thought for a while, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him, "It's too troublesome to explain, so just treat it like a fairy in the river."
"...Isn't it too perfunctory!?"
"What kind of fairy in the river?" Oda Saku looked over suspiciously.
"It's Mr. Dazai." To Odasaku, I naturally told the truth, "I picked him up in the river today, and he said he was committing suicide."
"Ah...it's Dazai." Odasaku didn't show much surprise, accepted the matter calmly, and nodded.
Seeing this, I became curious instead: "Does he often commit suicide?"
"Hmm... this is his hobby." Oda Saku frowned, "Although I think it's not good to regard this as a hobby, but I don't know how to say it..."
"Hey? Is this like this? What a weird person." I commented, and turned my head to tell Xingsuke, "Next time you see an unknown object in the river, run away."
Xingsuke muttered dissatisfiedly: "I'm not that timid!"
"You are not timid, you are weak."
"... Boss, you are too much!"
"Now that you are admitted to Dongda University, I will admit you."
"I'm only in the first grade!"
……
I decided to stay away from Osamu Dazai, and further away.
There is always a feeling that if I expose it, the other party must find out.
At that time, the teacher who taught me at the police academy said to trust my first instinct. I don’t think being too idealistic, and I especially hope that my feelings are wrong.
So when Umeki suddenly sent me an email, saying that he was in danger and asked for help, I thought about the part that Umeki felt suspicious before, and I gritted my teeth and went to the destination.
Then, I began to regret not listening to the teacher.
The location is one of the bases of Hong Kong and Black, and I have come here to clean it before.
It's just the current scene... If it needs to be cleaned afterwards, it will take me at least three or four days to clean it by myself.
This group of people seemed to be in chaos, their eyes were red, they seemed to be under control, they didn't know each other at all, and they were killing each other.Others shot themselves directly.It didn't take long for the ground to be full of corpses, and the ground was stained red with blood, like a purgatory on earth.
What kind of large-scale suicide scene is this... If it weren't for knowing Mr. Dazai's ability is [Nullification], I would have thought it was done by him and the ability was [Group Suicide]!
I clicked my tongue and secretly decided to run away and report to my superiors.
It's just that someone blocked my way.
"Big sister, let's play together!" The blood-stained child smiled innocently.
……Why?Child?
Where did the unlucky boy come from!Is there still such a small member of Hong Kong and Black? !
I was anxious, and went up to hold the other party's hand: "Hey! You..."
I only uttered a few syllables, and then stopped, the expression of astonishment froze on my face.
The arm of the child I was pulling was covered with blood, and only now did I realize that there was a blade hidden in the bandage on the other's arm.
If he doesn't have any special hobbies... it proves that he is likely to be the culprit.
"... Is it possible that you are a self-harming Shaking M?" I asked without hope.
What responded to me was the sickly smile of the half-black, half-white haired boy with highlights, and the piercing laughter of the doll in his arms.
I immediately let go of my hand and took a few steps back.
At the same time, I also noticed the black palm prints that suddenly appeared on my body, and... the phantom that appeared before my eyes.
【Who are you? ] The boy who looked seventy percent like me looked at me in confusion.
I was taken aback, stared at the other party for a long time, and called softly: "Brother."
However, the young man shed tears of blood and suddenly attacked me.
As an illusionist of the Mind Control Department, of course I understand what the current situation is.
I'm afraid that child just now was the person with the ability that caused the commotion. The ability should be to make people hallucinate and see the scene they are most afraid of, and take the initiative to attack, leading to cannibalism.
First of all... You must not attack this phantom.Secondly...
The so-called illusionists are not the same as mind-controlled supernatural beings.The basic skill of an illusionist is to control the opponent's five senses, interfere with the opponent's vision, and make the opponent think that something happened that did not happen in reality.
The competition among illusionists is a process of competing for the control of the five senses.
I was actually controlled by a mere supernatural being... If my master knew about this, he would probably laugh at me for a long time.
I took a deep breath, closed my eyes, and recalled Master's whipping and beating in my dream. When I opened my eyes again, I could see everything around me clearly again.
I quickly knocked down the two controlled people who wanted to attack me, and I rushed to the side of that weird child, directly pushed him down, and grabbed the other person's neck with my hands.
The opponent grabbed my arm with both hands, struggling desperately, his eyes filled with disbelief and a hint of confusion.
At this time, I suddenly realized the mood of those villains who want to jump out and talk about the ins and outs of the plan when the protagonist is at a dead end.Because, really, it would be cool.
"It's a pity, it seems that my [power] is a little better than yours." I narrowed my eyes, smiled, and pinched the opponent's neck harder, "It's amazing to be able to play illusions, right? Why don't you compare with me? Compare?"
Saying so, I pointed the opponent's eyes and cast an illusion.
"Xiao Qian, calm down." A familiar voice sounded, followed by a hand on my shoulder.
I turned around, showing a bit of astonishment: "...Mr. Dazai?"
With a smile on his face, the other party picked up the weird doll that fell aside and was held by the unlucky child just now, and the doll was reduced to ashes in his hands.
I turned my head in a daze, and saw Mr. Hirotsu, the centurion of the black lizard, who was familiar to me. With the complete disappearance of the doll, those surviving people who were still fighting against the black lizard woke up and stopped. in the action.
Is that doll a condition for the ability to activate...
I understood, and then passed out due to lack of strength.
The author has something to say: Chicken Soup Master Chisaki Sauce (X)
From here, take the first step to promotion!
The opening ceremony of the newly opened pit is over!Starting from today, it will be the usual update at [-]:[-] noon!Everyone should have a good rest and sleep well at night!
……
PS: Drowning and Nishui use Chinese homophones. I know that Japanese is not the same sound, but after all, I wrote in Chinese.If the following meme is in Japanese, it will be noted, and everyone in Chinese can GET.The reason why I emphasize it again is to refer to the previous encounters. I don't want someone to say "the pronunciation is different in Japan" and then I will reply to the meaningless topic. over!
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