If I don't quit, I will be forced to usurp the throne.

The port mafia is also allocated dormitories, especially for those like me who got mixed up with the guerrilla captain.Single room with complete facilities.

But I don't usually go to the dormitory.One is because I prefer the feeling of home, and Natsume-sensei is at home; the other is that I have to go home to cook for my younger siblings, my father and my cat.

Although they can solve it by themselves now... After all, since I was promoted in Hong Kong and Hei, I have less and less time for myself, and I don't have much time to cook.Now our family can cook by ourselves, and even Saki can break eggs by himself.

Although I don't come to the dormitory here often, I still use it occasionally.Sometimes in order to be ready for urgent missions at all times, and some mafia-specific things that cannot be kept at home, and the impact is not good, I will move here.Then sometimes I couldn't help but have a shopping addiction that is exclusive to girls, and I bought some useless things that I couldn't bear to throw away, and piled them here.After all, you can't set a bad example for your younger siblings by the elder sister shopping around.

Anyway... the reason why I mentioned my dormitory is because I helped Mr. Nakaya, who was drunk, to my dormitory.

I know that the correct way is to ask Mr. Hirotsu or Mr. Nakaya's subordinates to get the other party's address and then send them back, but... because I just got such an explosive message not long ago, I am now at the moment when I am most curious.

I just took the first sinful step after thinking about it for a while.

Miraculously, Mr. Nakaya did not resist, which made me feel a little uneasy on the way and wondered if the other party was not too drunk at all like last time, just resting on his stomach.

After getting him to my home and helping him to lie down on the bed, my mind cleared up a bit.

The other party didn't seem to recognize me. Although he listened carefully to what he was yelling and scolded me, he became quiet after I threw him on the bed.

"It's really...heavier than I expected, obviously it can't be seen from the outside..." After I complained, I looked at the other person's sleeping face by the light by the bed, and fell silent for a while.

The latest news I learned this evening couldn't get out of my mind, so I just knelt down on the bedside and observed him closely.

"I really can't tell from the outside..." I murmured, approached curiously, stretched out my hand, and gently brushed the other's cheek with my fingers, parted the ochre-colored hair, and slowly moved down, Sliding onto the other party's necklace, he fiddled with it lightly with his fingers.

Because of the touch of the fingertips, the beating of the heart began to be irregular again.Trying to suppress the feeling of being out of control, I withdrew my hand.

Really...obviously...no matter how you look at it, you are completely human.

Probably because my movements were a little too big, the other party frowned, and seemed to have the tendency to open their eyes.I straightened my expression immediately.

"... Jianggu?" The red-haired youth narrowed his eyes and shouted.

"..." Is this birthday gift still a one-off?Feel like a big loser.I closed my hands sullenly and got up, "It's me...Mr. Chuya, please wait a moment, I'll get you a glass of water."

There is nothing in the refrigerator in the dormitory, and I can't get hangover tea or anything, so I can only make a cup of honey water.

When he returned with the honey water, Mr. Nakaya had already closed his eyes again.

"Mr. Nakaya, here is the water..." I leaned over, trying to wake him up, but the other party turned over and hit the cup without saying a word, spilling all the water.

"...This is probably the real present report." I couldn't help but murmured.

In the past, I pretended to be drunk and played crazy, but now the person I was pestering before got really drunk and took revenge on me.

I resigned myself to getting a dry towel to wipe off the water stains, and began to regret why I poured honey water so much. It would be fine if it was just plain white water to dry. Now I still need to consider the issue of washing quilts and sheets.And what spilled on Mr. Nakaya's shirt...

... If I help someone change clothes now, it should be a moral condemnation at most, and it should not constitute a crime, right?

While I questioned the correctness of this behavior in my heart, I stretched out my hand tremblingly...

…Then just when he was unbuttoning the opponent's first button, he was caught by his hand and flung to the inside of the bed, and was dealt with with a supernatural power.

"...Fuck! It hurts!" When I was thrown out, my head hit the headboard of the bed. I couldn't help covering my head, and then I couldn't move because of the opponent's gravity ability.

"Damn it, isn't it..." I wanted to cry but had no tears, thinking that this was probably a warning from the heavens to stop me from thinking wrong.If it wasn't for the familiarity of Mr. Nakaya's character, I would have suspected that this was intentional. Mr. Hirotsu and Mr. Nakaya agreed to set up the Immortal Dance for me!

"This is too much... I obviously didn't do anything..." After trying to break free for a few times and finding it very difficult, I simply gave up lying on my back and tried to use other methods to escape, "Chuya Sir, I was wrong, although I don't know what it is... Anyway, please let me go...Mr. Chuya? Chuya! Let me go! What did I do wrong, you just say it! "

In the end, I was already shouting in a sad and indignant tone. I realized that this might disturb the people, and then I lowered my tone and changed it to a begging tone: "Let me go... this hurts... time I really can't bear it after a long time..."

I don't know if it was my persistent shouting that finally made the other party let down his guard or his consciousness was a little clearer, and the ability to control me disappeared.

I breathed a sigh of relief and got up quickly.Staring at the person next to him, he tore his shirt in retaliation.I don't know if it was because I was affected by the gravity control before and I didn't control my strength well, so I was directly torn off another button.

"...No, it's not my fault." I said firmly.Carefully got off the bed from the other end.

As a result, I basically didn't sleep that night.

I swear that if I see Chuya Nakahara drunk again, I will definitely notify his subordinates to take him away as soon as possible instead of taking care of him myself!It's useless even if I can actually kiss each other secretly in the chaos!Sober he won't hit me but drunk he will!Will also use supernatural powers!Old and arrogant!

When it was dawn, I held coffee in my hand, looked out of the window with a deep face, and thought about life.

In short... just treat this incident as an insignificant episode, and let's turn the chapter like this!I know I'm wrong and I will never do it again!Although I don't think Mr. Chuya will give me a second chance to do this after he wakes up!

I just hope to send Zhongya away before no one finds out...

"Xiaoqian, are you there?"

"..." I froze when I heard the knock on the door and the familiar voice.

- Lying in a trough!The most troublesome person I don't want to meet, especially the person I don't want to see at all today, has appeared!

I took a deep breath, calmed down, and when I was about to pretend I wasn't there, I heard the other party's voice continue faintly: "I can open the door myself."

"..." You fucking trespassed on a private house!I calmed down and opened the door with a sullen face, "Mr. Dazai, what can I do?"

"Don't you welcome me, Xiaoqian?" The other party put his hand on the door, pushed it away and walked in, "Xiaoqian rarely comes to the dormitory, right?"

...This guy didn't know something and came here to block the door, right?

My heart began to tremble, and my brain was running fast, but at this time my brain was really not as good as at other times. I didn't know how to behave naturally at this time...Damn it!Does falling in love really make people stupid?But I haven't started talking yet!Is it because of too little experience?

"Please don't wander around. I came here this time because... I called housekeeping. The room hasn't been used for a long time and needs to be cleaned." I tore off a sticky note on the refrigerator a little stiffly, panicked inside , On the surface pretending to be calm, he wrote down a sentence - [Please help change the bed sheet].

"It's like this..." Dazai Osamu leaned over to take a look, and asked curiously, "Xiaoqian, how do you ask the housekeeper to pay for it?"

"...I'm about to give it to you." As I said that, I took out 2 yuan, put it next to the note, and pressed a corner with the glass on the table.

Just, just asking for help to change the bed sheets, Mr. Nakaya will not be angry, right?He also stained my sheets!

...Does it cost extra money to ask the Hong Kong black cadres to help me wash the sheets?

I thought about it with some trepidation, and added the remaining 1 yuan in my wallet with a guilty conscience.

"Hmm...it looks like this." Osamu Dazai withdrew his eyes from looking around, and looked at me, "Xiao Qian, go and prepare, there is a task for you to go."

"Huh? Okay." I don't have anything special to prepare, and there is someone on the bed who I don't want to be found, so I quickly put on my coat and prepared my equipment, checked in the bathroom to make sure I was OK, and left immediately out, "OK, let's go."

I don't know what good things happened, Mr. Dazai smiled happier than usual today: "Well, let's go."

……

1 minute ago——————

It seems that nothing has happened yet... If this is the case, in order not to come here in vain, why don't you play with it?

The smile on Dazai Osamu's face did not change, he thought casually, he had already picked up the pen, tapped twice on the sticky note, after a little thought, he smoothly imitated the other party's handwriting and added a sentence.

This level of misleading should be more than enough for deception.

And because it is not an established fact, there are so many flaws, so just a little thought or a confrontation afterward will find the problem.

In this case... there are two possibilities.

One is that Zhong Ye finds out the problem first, so he will become angry and take the initiative to distance himself, while Xiaoqian either doesn't know what happened or knows it and then stops her from letting her remedy it.Even if he is not angry, when he sees Xiaoqian in the future, he will think of the part of himself that is passionate, and will keep his distance because of embarrassment.

What's the second... It was Xiaoqian who discovered the problem first, so she would be in a dilemma. At this time, it was equivalent to catching the handle, and the initiative fell into his hands as a bystander.It can also manipulate the timing of the gap between the two.

- No matter how you look at it, it's a win-win situation.

As Osamu Dazai thought about it, the smile on his face became a lot more sincere.

……

After one hour------

"Hmm... um?" Zhong Yuan sat up with one hand on the bed, rested his head with one hand, squinted his eyes and frowned, looking around, "This is..."

He didn't recognize the location, so he got up and buttoned the shirt button he didn't know when he had unbuttoned it. He frowned when he found that a button was loose and was about to fall off, but he didn't bother to investigate further. He picked up the shirt on the bedside Hat and coat, and when he saw the family photo under the hat, he knew whose room it was.

"...That guy from Guangjin is really meddling..." He muttered, with an unnatural expression on his face, he hesitated for a while before opening the door, and then went out.

But when he went out, he didn't find anyone there.

"Tsk... what, aren't you here?" He secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and began to look around.

Then, he noticed the sticky note on the table...and the 3 yen next to it.

[Please help to change the sheets. PS: Thanks, last night was great. 】

Nakahara Chuya: "...???"