[Comprehensive martial arts] Beautiful as me

Although it is Wuhua who speaks harshly, it is not Li Yue who is making troubles, but the master Wuhua who "has nothing to do with the world".

Although the space in the carriage is enough for three or four people to lie flat, but Wuhua planted forward like this, just like a disguised kowtow to Li Yue, if it weren't for the thick knitted blanket on the floor, and another layer of soft The heat-insulating reed mat, depending on the planting speed without flowers, will definitely make a hole in the wooden board.

Li Yue and A Fei worked together to straighten Wu Hua's body, the latter sat back in the seat next to the door, and the former touched the knitted blanket and reed mat distressedly:

"My niece, this summer has not passed, and the Chinese New Year is coming very early. No matter how eager you are to kowtow to me, I will not give you the New Year's money. It's a pity that my blanket and reed mat are from Shuozhou. The handmade products made by the little girls, you see, there are marks, hey, my heart hurts to death."

Wuhua's eyes were full of anger, his whole body was numb right now, and it was quite difficult to even move his fingers, let alone mobilize his internal strength to deal with Li Yue.Panting heavily, Wuhua turned her head to look at Li Yue, who was full of elder care, and asked in a cold voice:

"Food, water, we... all eat the same thing, why... you... are you, all right?"

"Niece, are you stupid? You must put the poison in the water and food? It's true that we ate together, but we didn't take the antidote together. Tsk tsk tsk, what is your expression? Sin, sin, master, You broke the precept again."

As Li Yue spoke, the foxtails he picked on the road were shaking back and forth in front of Wu Hua.Master Wuhua was extremely angry, but he couldn't do anything to Li Yue. In his rage, he could only lean against the carriage and close his eyes to rest.Seeing that Wuhua didn't pay attention to her anymore, Li Yue found out the snack box out of boredom, and leisurely knocked on the sunflower seeds.

When people are angry, they are easily upset, and when they are upset, they can't bear the noise even more. Wuhua opened her eyes and glared at Li Yue. The latter seemed to have found a new pleasure, turned over and squeezed to sit next to Wuhua, directly facing the other's ear Crack up.After kowtowing for a while, Li Yue felt dry mouth, and in front of Wu Hua, he poured a large pot of Yuqian Longjing blindly, and poured it directly with his head raised.

After ruining the Dragon Well before the rain, it was not enough, because it had already exposed its true nature. Did Tanhualang force himself to abide by the etiquette? , mixed some rouge and gouache, and played with special effects makeup.

Thus, as the young swordsmen watched the whole process, Wuhua changed from a beautiful lady in women's clothing to a cat-faced old hag in horror movies who could scare everyone into tears.

When the team rested at noon, A Fei got out of the car first, and Li Yue walked out of the car slowly supporting Wu Hua.

In this season, ordinary people would feel the scorching heat after standing in the sun for a long time, and because it was only a temporary rest, the entire convoy stopped under the shadow of the dense forest.This time I went to Wanfu Wanshou Garden together with Li Yue, and there were a few gang members who came from Shuozhou. Everyone had heard ghost stories together in the ruined temple. They were alright, they stopped abruptly, and the unseen young people in the convoy almost passed over on the spot.

Wu Hua recited the Great Compassion Mantra silently several times, and managed to maintain his composure. He thought that the journey was still long, and there would always be time for him to take revenge slowly. Coupled with his outstanding craftsmanship, Li Yue liked to eat the meals he cooked, so there was still trouble Can't do anything.

Unexpectedly, Li Yue has become much smarter since he was recruited from the restaurant, and he doesn't just eat other people's food when he is outside. Even if the cook is Wuhua, the food he cooks is delicious, Li Yue firmly expresses his rejection.

Unable to start with the meal, Wu Hua aimed at the tea.

One day, Wuhua took advantage of the other two people in the carriage dozing off, reached out to add some ingredients to the cup, and quietly switched her and Li Yue's teacups, but it turned out that Wuhua was still the unlucky one.The master clasped his hands together and could only secretly sigh for his bad luck.

All kinds of things are trivial, not serious at first glance, but when they add up, they are more terrible than killing people.Li Yue didn't feel any guilt at all, and with all kinds of potions presented by Su Rongrong in his hand, Li Yue took Wuhua to pass the time confidently.

Forget it at the beginning, but for six or seven days afterwards, Li Yue’s sound of crackling sunflower seeds echoed in Wuhua’s ears. The master silently recited the Buddhist classics he had learned all his life from beginning to end, but he still couldn’t suppress it. The irritability in his heart, just as he was planning to go all out to silence all the people in the convoy, the carriage suddenly stopped without warning, and harsh noises came from not far away, vaguely mixed with a few women's laughter Voice.

Li Yue put down the snacks in his hand, looked up at A Fei, who nodded and lifted the curtain, and jumped out of the carriage lightly.Wu Hua was forcing his eyes closed to rest his mind, but when he sensed the accident, he opened his eyes slightly, and sneered at Li Yue:

"You can rest assured that you are willing to hand over everything to a person who has no blood relationship."

"Master, are you joking? Everyone in the world is qualified to make fun of me about this issue, but you and Shi Guanyin are not qualified. After all, blood relationship and feelings don't exist. It's better to have more grit in your eyes, right? ?”

Wuhua's heart was as hard as iron, and he couldn't feel the sting because of Li Yue's words. He glanced out the window and continued to separate Li Yue and A Fei:

"If one day, he brings disaster to you, can you still trust him like this?"

"I can't guarantee anything else, but trusting in this... will definitely be more trusting than the master."

Choking on Wuhua casually, Li Yue suddenly heard the sound of fighting, she felt uneasy, took a mask and put it on her face, turned over and prepared to get off the carriage, while still taking advantage of Wuhua :

"My niece, be good. Auntie, go down and have a look. Don't run around. Be careful not to be abducted by wild men in the mountains to be your daughter-in-law."

The distance between the carriages is not far away, Li Yue can see the whole situation clearly after walking a few steps forward, the leader of the team is talking to Ah Fei with a serious face, while the road ahead is surrounded by a group of strangely dressed people and sundries block.

The most eye-catching thing in the middle of the road is a dozen or so women who are fat beyond ordinary people's imagination. Each of them has a mountain of fat piled up on their bodies. Li Yue doesn't even dare to say that they are as fat as pigs. Some pigs don't have as much fat as they do.In terms of size, these women look more like little elephants who eat too much and don't exercise much.

And among the fat women, the one that people feel the most unbearable to look at directly, she is no longer like a elephant, but more like a living mountain of meat. The fat on her body is piled up in layers, and with her breath It was up and down, and it looked so greasy and disgusting that it almost made people spit out.

Li Yue was a little thankful that she didn't eat much in the carriage. She wanted to wash her eyes urgently, but when she noticed the fat woman's surroundings, she couldn't help frowning.

Roshan was surrounded by five or six men in brightly colored clothes and powdered faces, their expressions and actions were full of flattery to her, and there was a young young man in messy clothes under her feet.

There was still traces of blood on the lips of the young young hero. He held a long sword in his hand, and the matching scabbard had already been scattered aside. At this moment, his handsome face was full of shame and hatred.

The scene in front of her couldn't be more simple, the fat woman was obviously relying on her own strength to fight the handsome young hero, but the handsome young hero refused to do so.Li Yue was hesitating whether to intervene to stop her, until she noticed the fat woman's eyes looking at A Fei, those eyes were full of greed and amazement, as well as undisguised imperative.

It seemed that even if Li Yue didn't save the young knight, the other party would not let A Fei on his side. Li Yue exhaled and stepped forward to block A Fei behind him.

Because of the mask on her face, the fat woman couldn't see Li Yue's real appearance, and naturally there was no other expression on her face. Although she was extremely fat, her brain was not filled with fat, and she was still very flexible. Then he could see that the owner of the carriage and horses was Li Yue.

The fat woman's gaze was like a tongue, sticky and sticky, trying to lick Ah Fei behind Li Yue.Swept by such disgusting eyes, Li Yue still stood firmly and refused to move away. A Fei tried to stand up again, and Li Yue blocked the young swordsman behind him again.She tried her best to calm down her urge to vomit, and met the fat woman's eyes.Seeing Li Yue's nervousness towards A Fei, the latter laughed loudly:

"Little girl, the man in the back belongs to your family? Hahaha, he doesn't look very obedient? Do you want me to help you out and get it back?"

From the corner of Li Yue's eyes, she once again glanced at the young man standing under the fat woman's feet. Although she didn't recognize the young man's face, she had already recognized the young man's true identity through the sword in his hand.Under the sunlight, the long sword exudes a bright light like the radiant autumn water. It is indeed the famous sword Duoqingjian, and the young hero is You Longsheng, the master of Youshao Village of Hidden Sword Villa.

In the "Plum Blossom Robbery" case that day, although Li Xunhuan did not explain the cause and effect to Li Yue in detail, Li Yue successfully reconstructed the case in his mind based on his few memories of the original work and Tan Hualang's words. all scenes.You Longsheng is one of the few characters in Long Xiaoyun's group who still has some conscience and perseverance. Although he made mistakes, he shouldn't have ended in such a tragic ending.

Quickly deducing all kinds of problems that might be encountered in rescuing Longsheng downstream in his mind, Li Yue's eyes turned around the men and women opposite, and quickly fell on the fat woman again:

"It's not interesting to be too obedient. I like a little challenging one. Besides, the one under your feet doesn't look very well-behaved. It seems that you are not as powerful as you said?"

The fat woman laughed again, she laughed so wildly that the fat all over her body and the male pets around her kept trembling with the laughter, at last she moved her feet and used the fat on her legs to push her You Longsheng, who was on the ground, bounced to Li Yue's feet, and raised his chin arrogantly:

"This kid just fell into my hands recently, and he hasn't been fully trained yet. He's a bit of a hawk, and he should be the type you like, little girl. I think you are young, and you must have never heard of my old man's name." , Forget it, I don't want to take advantage of you for nothing, just use this kid to replace the man behind you, what do you think?"

Originally, You Longsheng's face was pale when he was under the fat woman's feet, but now in front of Li Yue, his face was flushed with shame.Li Yue lowered her head and looked at You Longsheng, seeing the hope and expectation hidden in each other's eyes, as well as the self-loathing brought about by her strong self-esteem, she sighed slightly in her heart, and deliberately rejected the fat woman:

"In terms of appearance, none of the male favorites around you can compare to the people behind me, and in terms of martial arts, they are not so strong. This is obviously a loss-making business, and I will not change it."

"This kid is a young master of some kind of villa after all. His martial arts are not bad among his peers. He also carries a sword, a magical weapon that you people in the Central Plains are flocking to. But the kid behind you only has bright colors. Some, I only hold pig iron in my hand, and I have never tried others, so how do I know if I am losing money or not?"

The fat woman is obviously in the same category as Shi Guanyin and Lin Xian'er, both of whom are used to playing the role of torturing men. The latter two rely on their own appearance, and the fat woman relies on her body, which is comparable to heavy armor. Fat meat, and mysterious martial arts from exotic lands.When the latter two tortured a man, the man was usually willing, but if a man fell into the hands of a fat woman, he would be left with nothing but life rather than death.

Li Yue had a lot of thoughts in her heart, and she didn't answer the words that the fat woman was already racing on the highway. She retorted rather disgustingly:

"Beauties often exist, but Song Yupan'an doesn't often have them. Magical weapons are dead things, so how can they compare to the freshness of people? Let's not mention the others. If I meet, that is my person. No matter how others ask for the price, I will not change it."

Hearing Li Yue's response, the fat woman's complexion was a little unsightly. She didn't say a word. Behind her, a woman in floral dress who was one size smaller than her came out of the crowd, and attacked Li Yue with a lightness that didn't fit her figure. Go, and drank at the same time:

"If you don't eat a toast, you will be punished, the yellow-haired girl is so brave!"

The woman in the flower dress was very fast, she had already caught Li Yue's mask in one breath, and faster than her was A Fei's sword behind Li Yue.The young swordsman was as powerful as lightning. Before the woman in flowered clothes could see anything clearly, he had already raised his hand and pierced the latter's throat, and then kicked the latter away suddenly, without letting a drop of blood splash on Li Yue's body.

After such a confrontation, the woman in floral dress lay on the ground without any movement, and because Li Yue's mask was taken off, his true face was completely exposed in front of everyone.Be it the male pets or You Longsheng on the ground, they stared straight at each other and forgot to breathe, while the fat woman like a meat mountain gasped and asked an unbelievable question:

"You are... Shi Guanyin?"

【Oh Huo, someone who knows Shi Guanyin again?Could it be that the original man was robbed by Shi Guanyin, so he gave up on himself and turned into the ghost he is now? 】

Li Yue silently slandered in her heart, she had an idea, and thought of a good idea to solve the current problem without fighting.Carefully recalling Shi Guanyin's words and deeds, Li Yue slightly adjusted his standing posture, raised his head slightly and proudly, and asked loudly:

"Oh, what a surprise, you can still recognize the concubine."

Li Yue didn't know exactly what Shi Guanyin's attitude was towards other female devils, but from the fear that the fat woman couldn't hide behind the layers of fat, she guessed that she hadn't pulled the tiger skin in the wrong place.

Now that the situation is favorable to her side, Li Yue simply continued her efforts. She raised her brows and squinted at the fat woman, her voice was full of undeniable majesty:

"Since you know it's my concubine here, why are you still blocking my way?"

The fat woman moved her eyelids and walked tremblingly towards the side of the road. At the same time, she ordered her disciples to get out of the way. Obviously, not long ago, the female devil named Shi Guanyin left her an indelible memory.

Although the group of women had imperceptible dissatisfaction on their faces, probably because they didn't know how terrible Shi Guanyin was, they still led their male favorites to get out of the way.Li Yue twisted her waist in a calm manner, and walked slowly to the side of the carriage. Before she stepped on the shaft, the biggest and fattest woman in the crowd suddenly narrowed her black bean-like eyes, and there was a little gleam in the slits of her eyes. Suspiciously looked around the convoy, and said to Li Yue:

"No, you are not Shi Guanyin at all. If you were Shi Guanyin, how could you not recognize who I am?"

Li Yue's heart beat like a drum for a moment, and she still had a proud and arrogant smile on her face. She looked up and down the fat woman with eyes that looked at the scum, and responded lightly:

"Are you worthy of letting the concubine waste her mind?"

"Hahaha~ Shi Guanyin is not staying in the Western Regions, what is he doing here in the Central Plains? I was almost deceived by you, a yellow-haired girl. Whether you are doing well today, or those two handsome boys, stay and come back with this Bodhisattva Go to southern Xinjiang."

The fat woman rushed towards Li Yue aggressively like a wild beast, every step she stepped on the ground made a thud, even the horses pulling the cart felt her terror, and snorted uncomfortably, trying to back away .

Ah Fei also saw the frightening aspect of the fat woman. In the past, he would naturally choose to avoid the opponent when he couldn't see the opponent's weakness, and then find the right time to kill the opponent.But now that Li Yue is here, he must not back down.

The young swordsman bravely held his long sword, and fought with the fat woman. His sword was already faster than most people in the Jianghu, but he still lacked some experience in adapting to battle. As soon as he made a move, his sword was gone. Caught by the fat of the fat woman, with another force, the long sword broke into several pieces.

Ah Fei has always used ordinary iron swords. Even if Li Yue took the initiative to help him upgrade his weapons later, it only changed his sword from iron to a cast iron long sword. Ah Fei was rarely annoyed by the fragility of his weapon.Seeing this, You Longsheng, who was seriously injured not far away, directly threw the Seizing Sword in his hand at A Fei:

"Young hero, use this sword!"

A Fei jumped up to take the sword, but the one who moved faster than him turned out to be a fat woman like a mountain of meat.

The appearance of people often leaves a stereotyped impression on the bystanders, and the same is true for fat women. Although there are disciples who use lightness kung fu first, Li Yue never imagined that her lightness kung fu is not inferior to the world's first-class light kung fu masters.

The fat woman volleyed with A Fei's palms, and the fat on her body was about to bounce the Love Seizing Sword to the ground, and with the hilt down and the tip of the sword up, it was inserted straight into the ground.

Seeing the fat woman reaching out to grab A Fei, Li Yue was startled, and immediately reminded A Fei to avoid it. The throwing knife, which had been rarely displayed until now, flew out of her hand and directly aimed at the fat woman's face.

The facial features are the most vulnerable part of the face, so Li Yue aimed at the fat woman's nose, but unfortunately she was not Li Xunhuan after all, without Tan Hualang's wrist strength and speed of hand, the fat woman opened her mouth to firmly bite the throwing knife.The latter had a terrifying smile on his face, as if he was eating some delicious snack, he chewed Li Yue's fine steel flying knife to pieces.

Seeing the frightened expression on the faces of Li Yue's group, Li Yue even covered his face with his hands, and the fat woman laughed wildly.

The fat woman just wanted to laugh at Li Yue for not being strong enough for daring to sneak up on her, but the young girl on the other side also let out a low laugh.The girl slowly lowered her hand towards the fat woman, revealing a pair of clear and pure eyes. She was as cunning as a child who secretly did bad things but was not caught, and she still had the cadence of a storyteller:

"Oh, it's really a sin made by heaven, but you can still live, but you can't live if you do it yourself."

"What... what... no, maybe..."

The fat woman wanted to ask why, but unfortunately she couldn't make a sound, and it was too difficult to even maintain a standing posture.Her body trembled a few times, and she fell backwards obliquely, coincidentally, she was just above the Seizing Sword.That famous sword lived up to its rare name, piercing the fat woman's back without stopping, and a flower of blood immediately bloomed on the fat woman's chest.

Seeing this situation, You Longsheng, who had been tortured for an unknown amount of time, was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed hysterically.Those male pets looked at the fat woman's body, and they were stunned for a while, and then they wiped off their faces like crazy, took off their bright clothes, and ran towards the dense forest on both sides of the road.

Looking at the other women who were still in shock, Li Yue silently shook her head.

Li Yue's flying knife was not capable of killing people, but she knew that she was not strong enough, so she applied an anesthetic that could paralyze the whole body on the flying knife.

With the size of the fat woman and the dose used by Li Yue, if only the skin on the face is cut, it will only make the fat woman stiff for half an hour, and it will not endanger her life. It is also enough for Li Yue to intimidate the disciples of the fat woman to stop him .

Both sides had a way out, but the fat woman insisted on chewing up the flying knife and swallowing it into her stomach, the paralyzing effect was instantly enhanced by several times, and the love seizing sword was dropped by the fat woman before falling on her side , and the tip of the sword is facing upwards, it can only make people sigh, time is also fate.

With her froze and rampant smile, the terrifying Roshan Demon head set foot on the road of no return in such a ridiculous way.

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Sorry for the late update due to the busy day.

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