[Comprehensive martial arts] Beautiful as me

The entire second floor was silent for a while, so quiet that even a needle could be heard falling on the ground.

Lu Xiaofeng sucked in a breath of cold air, and tried to escape through the window without hesitation, but the red cloak he dragged to the ground was already firmly pressed down by Li Yue pushing the wooden table, and before he could stand up, his body had already sat down again due to inertia.

Li Yue tilted his head and blinked his eyes, and looked at Lu Xiaofeng motionlessly. The latter had goosebumps all over his body, knowing that he had no way out, he forced a dry smile at Li Yue, and couldn't see the slightest bit. The wanton appearance of the previous game world:

"Long time no see, aren't you in Shuozhou? Why, the outside of the pass is too small to accommodate your big Buddha?"

"Well, it's a long story. It's been a few years since I said goodbye to Daxia Lu, and I miss him a lot." Li Yue grabbed Lu Xiaofeng's sleeves, his brows seemed to be furrowed, and there was some sadness and hatred, "One day When you see a beauty, you will never forget it. If you don’t see her for a day, you will miss her like crazy.”

Lu Xiaofeng pulled back the sleeve from Li Yue's hand with great difficulty, maintaining an awkward yet polite smile the whole time:

"First of all... Let me tell you, I only like women who don't have sleeves...Of course, I don't, I won't look at people who have broken sleeves with any peculiar eyes. That...brother, your bone shrinking skill and Yi Rongshu is much better than the monkey spirits I know...Can you talk to me with your original voice?"

Li Yue's femininity couldn't be more obvious, but Lu Xiaofeng still can't believe that his childhood friend is a woman, and he or Li Yue can't be completely blamed for this.It turns out that Lu Xiaofeng met a disguise master who was about the same age as him after wandering around the rivers and lakes. The two became enemies and often teased each other.

One of the hobbies of disguise masters is to pretend to be a woman to tease the self-proclaimed lecherous Lu Xiaofeng. Over time, Lu Xiaofeng has always maintained a high level of nervousness towards women of unknown origin.Now when I meet my old childhood friend Li Yue, according to the other party's naughty personality in the past, it is very likely that he also pretended to be a woman to tease him.Lu Xiaofeng remained vigilant, but at the same time he was curious about who Li Yue was pretending to be.

Li Yue figured out that the little friend thought of her as a boss in women's clothing, and she began to wonder if Lu Xiaofeng's eyes were so lame, could she still be a good detective.Doubts are doubts, she still didn't intend to expose it directly, but continued to compile following Lu Xiaofeng's thoughts:

"Hey, this is my real voice now. To tell you the truth, I became what I am now, all because of a secret book."

"What... what secret book?"

Lu Xiaofeng felt a little regretful when he asked casually. He was afraid of causing trouble to his friend, and just when he wanted to stop the other party from continuing, Li Yue said in a very melancholy voice:

"I got this secret book by accident. It's called "Sunflower Treasure Book". There are eight characters written on the first page of the secret book - if you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace. It was always difficult for me to make up my mind until I I fell in love with a man, and that man, likes women...so since then, I can never go back to the past."

What Li Yue said was serious, the more Lu Xiaofeng listened to it, the more something went wrong. His clever mind finally played its due role. Just when he wanted to tease Li Yue, a man dressed as a woman who came to the second floor and sat down at some unknown time suddenly came to the table. He got up and walked towards Li Yue with big strides, saying every word loudly:

"It turns out that you managed to do this for Chu Liuxiang. I'm not as good as you, so I quit."

After the woman finished speaking, she gave Lu Xiaofeng a vicious look, turned around resolutely and walked down the stairs.Li Yue looked at Lu Xiaofeng's face in bewilderment, and found that the other person's face was also covered with question marks, she mouthed to ask Lu Xiaofeng, but the other person shook his head, obviously he didn't know that heroine either.

After a moment of dead silence in the tavern, there were all kinds of strange discussions. Li Yue didn't want to stay where she was and be treated like a rare animal by others. She put down the money for the drinks, and left the tavern through the window in tacit agreement with Lu Xiaofeng.

The two jumped onto the eaves one after the other, as if they had returned to the childhood when they made trouble together. She and Lu Xiaofeng looked at each other and laughed together.After laughing, Lu Xiaofeng habitually wanted to slap Li Yue on the shoulder, stretched his hand halfway, then retracted uncomfortably, Li Yue slapped Li Yue hard on the back when he saw this:

"It's been so many years, why hasn't there been any news from you? Zhu Ting thought you had caused a disaster and been detained."

"Hey, it's hard to say. I said that you will definitely make fun of me. Forget it, save me some face. Did you come to the Central Plains this time for Xiao Li's flying knife? Let me tell you first, I don't believe Tan Hualang will be a plum blossom Pirates, after all, I have personally traced the traces of Plum Blossom Pirates along the road, and the strange thing is that the marks left by Plum Blossom Pirates are slightly different every time, obviously not the same person."

"That's right. How could my Uncle Li be a Plum Blossom Bandit? The Plum Blossom Bandit has harmed so many women over the years, and he has been knitting sweaters for only one person for ten years, so he wouldn't have the heart to mess with others. I wanted to go to Baoding earlier. , to see if I can clear up Uncle Li’s suspicions, but I ran into a little trouble here.”

"I'm the least afraid of trouble, why don't you come and listen to me?"

"Let's talk about the details as we go."

Li Yue stood on the eaves to identify the surrounding locations, and then used his lightness skills to lead Lu Xiaofeng to jump to the inn.

"After the matter is settled, I will buy you a drink."

"If you don't get drunk, don't you go home?"

"Don't get drunk, don't go home!"

While on the way, Li Yue briefly informed Lu Xiaofeng of the poisoning problem encountered in the caravan.She knew that the poisoner must be near the inn, and she set up many traps for this, but the other party never got caught.Lu Xiaofeng asked her if she had considered that maybe the poisoner was in the inn, but Li Yue didn't answer, she fell into a long silence.

Suspicion is of course suspicion, because according to the reasoning stories that Li Yue has read before, even she herself is among the suspects.Except for her, half of the caravan is from the Changlong Gang and half is from the Li family caravan.If the person who poisoned him was a member of the Changlong Gang, she wouldn't be in such a difficult situation. If it was a member of the Li family caravan, she was worried that it would be difficult to explain to Uncle Fu.

Lu Xiaofeng was a smart person, so he didn't ask any more questions. When he arrived at the inn, he carefully observed every member of the caravan, and asked Li Yue a question directly:

"If you are a poisoner, what should you do to make yourself as unsuspecting as possible?"

"Naturally, I was also poisoned."

"Then arrange them in order, which one is the best?"

Li Yue lowered his eyes and pondered for a moment, then replied softly: "The first one."

In a tavern full of guests, there is an inconspicuous corner, where three famous men are sitting in the corner, and they are talking and drinking for an unexpected reunion.After a tour, the stubble-faced man raised his wine glass to the young man in blue at the table opposite him, and squeezed out a few smirks:

"Oh, old bug, I heard that you are not only good at attracting women, you are even more powerful at provoking men. Even Wu Hua, the wonderful monk who was buried in the Western Regions, can come back to life for you, abandon evil and follow good, listen! Said that the master still chased you all the way to Mount Wutai?"

The young man in blue rubbed his nose, with a helpless expression on his face: "Old drunkard, you are talking nonsense again. I have always liked women, and I have never provoked men."

"It's been spread all over the rivers and lakes, and I can still tell if I'm wrong, dead rooster, come here, come and judge."

The brocade robed man at the same table gave the young man in blue and the bearded man a look of disgust, and he silently put down his wine glass and said in a deep voice:

"I only like women, not men, how can I know the idea of ​​breaking my sleeves?"

The bearded man laughed loudly when he heard this, and felt a little wrong after laughing for a while:

"Damn rooster, you're just talking about old bedbugs, why do I feel like you've scolded me too?"

The brocade robed man didn't reply, his face was full of sarcasm, the bearded man let out a "hey" and immediately widened his eyes.Seeing that his two close friends were about to quarrel again, the young man in blue hurried out to smooth things over:

"Okay, okay, drink and drink. I'm looking for you, and I have other business to discuss. If Wu Hua is still alive, then—"

The young man in blue didn't finish his sentence, but the remaining two already understood what he was referring to. Thinking of all the difficulties and dangers they encountered in the desert, the three of them stopped talking.However, the dignified atmosphere didn't last long, and was interrupted by the loud discussions of people from the rivers and lakes at the next table, among whom the name of the young man in blue appeared.

"Brother, have you heard? It is said that in this rivers and lakes, there is a peerless secret book called "Sunflower Treasure"."

"Hey, what kind of martial arts secret book is this?"

"No way."

"Isn't that... Whoever gets it belongs to him."

"exactly."

"Where did this news come from? Why don't the brothers hurry up... Well, it's better to act first?"

"Hey, you only know one thing, not the other. This "Sunflower Treasure" is very evil. It is said that to practice this kind of kung fu, the first thing you need to do is swing your sword from the palace!"

"Hey~ Isn't that... cut off children and grandchildren? No matter how powerful this kind of kung fu is, I dare not practice it. No, there must be no man in this world who dares to practice!"

"You're wrong again. Someone in this world has already practiced it."

"Who?"

"Wonderful Monk Wuhua, it is said that the bandit commander Chu Liuxiang disliked him for not being a woman. This Wuhua ruthlessly swung a knife from the palace. After practicing this skill, he turned from a man into a woman."

"Where did you hear such absurd things?"

"The wonderful monk Wuhua said this in person in the restaurant. My brother-in-law's god-sister's brother happened to be there at the time. It is said that Wuhua also put on women's clothes and dressed up. In terms of appearance, she really captivated all beings. "

People from the rivers and lakes at the next table said that they have noses and eyes, as if they were at the scene of the incident, and the people around them were amazed.Chu Liuxiang sneered and was about to talk to Hu Tiehua and Ji Bingyan, when she turned her head and found that the two looked at her with indescribable eyes.

Chu Liuxiang: ...

The author has something to say:

Chu Liuxiang: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense.

Flowerless: MDZZ.

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